Text Text_Chapter 422 Who is the head of the family

When she first came to the creek, she still felt a little cold.

However, after soaking in the cold water for a long time and then going ashore, after the sun shone on the body again, it felt warm and comfortable.

Just like I didn't see the pair of men and women who came up from the stream, Helan Xiaoxin sucked her little nose expressionlessly, bent down and stretched out her hand, raised her knees, and took off the small black skirt, knee-length black silk.

Wet clothes stick to the body, really uncomfortable, as long as wring out the water and hang on the branches, in the sun and the mountain breeze, it will not be too long to dry.

After taking off the suspender shirt and the small skirt, Helan Xiaoxin only had three small pieces of cloth left on his body, his sexy and delicate body was exposed, his creamy skin, his towering chest, his flat lower abdomen, his round buttocks, and his slender legs-

God is indeed too partial, not only giving this woman the appearance of a disaster to the country and the people, but also giving her a devilish figure, as well as the coquettish style that can ripple when she pulls her hair together.

"What do you see? Close my eyes! Turn around! ”

After seeing Li Nannan facing the new sister's gaze and showing signs of straightening, Yue Zitong reprimanded sharply, unceremoniously raised his foot, and kicked him heavily on the buttocks.

Li Nannan clicked his mouth, muttered something, and obediently turned to look across the river.

Helan Xiaoxin spoke, indifferently: "I have touched it, I have kissed it, I have bitten it, I don't know how many times I have been on it that night." Look, what's so tight? ”

If it was in normal times, after hearing her say this, Yue Zitong would definitely complain about her, saying "New sister, why are you so shameless?"

Now she doesn't dare to say it, for fear that the new sister will turn her face.

The holster at the root of Helan Xiaoxin's thigh was not taken off, as if she was wearing a super female agent wearing a three-point style, who could pull out the gun at any time and pull the trigger on anyone.

"New sister, you can't say that. Ha, of course, that's true. But there are some men, you can't get used to him, or he will be lawless. A good man who is qualified needs a woman to bang him often. ”

With a flattering smile on his face, Yue Zitong walked up to Helan Xiaoxin, took out a handkerchief from his pocket, wrung it out and handed it to her: "New sister, you say, how should we clean up this kid in order to calm the thunderous anger in your heart?" ”

"Let him fly? Eat bamboo shoots and stir-fry meat, or kneel on the keyboard and type out a copy of "The Complete Works of Shakespeare"? ”

Yue Zitong's words about taking a plane and stir-frying meat with bamboo shoots are all common methods used by prison inmates when disembarking on newcomers.

The so-called airplane is to make the prisoner bend over and pout, and raise his hands back and high to use as airplane wings.

Stir-fried meat with bamboo shoots is simpler, that is, let people take off their pants, expose their buttocks, and pump them hard with bamboo boards until the buttocks bloom, of course, there are no bamboo boards in the cell, but you can replace them with something else.

In addition to these two, there are dozens of methods used by prison inmates to rectify newcomers, each of which can be remembered for a lifetime, and the taste of suffering will not be forgotten when they die.

Therefore, many people say that criminals who commit crimes and go to prison are not so much reformed by prison guards as they are urinated by other prisoners.

As for Yue Zitong saying that let Li Nannan kneel on the keyboard, he also has to type a "Complete Works of Shakespeare", which is purely boudoir fun, and there are many elements of flirting and scolding, which is not a punishment.

When she made this suggestion, she vaguely told Helan Xiaoxin, strictly speaking, Li is also a scumbag of you, there is a way to be a husband and wife for a hundred days, don't look at the face of the monk and see the face of the Buddha, forgive him if you can forgive him.

Alas. The ancients were indeed full of wisdom, one 'day' can withstand a hundred days of affection.

"I don't dare to do anything to him, or you won't have to die of distress?"

Helan Xiaoxin smiled faintly, clasped his hands in front of his chest, greeted the warm wind and sunshine, raised his round chin, and looked into the direction of the southern mountains: "I just want him to give me a reasonable explanation, so that I can figure out why he drowned me." If I do something wrong, not only will the account be written off, but I will also be punished by him. Tongtong, I'm not asking too much, am I? ”

"Not too much, not too much at all! New sister, this is definitely the bodhisattva's heart of mercy for the world. ”

Qingpiaopiao slapped the new sister on the back, Yue Zitong turned around and shouted to Li Nannan: "Li Nannan, you come over to me and explain clearly why you want to go crazy with the new sister!" Otherwise, even if the new sister can let you go, I will let you know my methods! ”

Load, you continue to load it for me!

Hmph, what can you do?

That's your fiancΓ©, can you break her third leg in order to get me an explanation?

It's very fierce, but it's actually just flirting.

Feel nauseated!

Helan Xiaoxin sneered in his heart, but on the surface, he was indifferent, his eyes were rolling, and his cold eyes looked at Li Nannan.

People are not afraid of making mistakes, they are afraid that they are unwilling to face them, they do not admit their mistakes, and this kind of attitude is more serious and disgraceful than knowing the nature of their mistakes.

Fortunately, Li Nannan is not that kind of person, he is a good man who knows his mistakes and improves them - when he came to four meters in front of the new sister, he stopped, looking at her with a simple, clear, and unmoved beauty.

He opened his mouth and was about to say something, but the new sister hugged the index finger of her right hand on her left arm and gently hooked it at him: "Come closer, talk far away, you can't hear clearly." ”

Li Nannan happily obeyed, walked forward two meters, and stopped, always staring at the new sister's gaze, which was less clear.

"Afraid I'll eat you?"

The new sister's fingers hooked lightly.

Li Nannan walked into another meter, stopped, and the innocence in his eyes disappeared.

Helan Xiaoxin didn't bother to say anything, and his fingers were like green onions, and he hooked them again.

Li Nannan didn't complain, walked to a meter away from her, stopped, and his expression was no longer calmβ€”the charming fragrance emanating from the woman's body quickly teased his olfactory nerves, and the clearly visible peaks and valleys caused him a great visual impact, which was simply fatal.

The taste of being able to see, smell, and even touch but not eat is the most annoying.

The corner of his eyes swept over Yue Zitong, whose face was starting to look bad again, Helan Xiaoxin deliberately took a deep breath, and put his hands on his hair and put it behind his head: "Whew, you can say it." ”

Her seemingly natural action brought her mature feminine charm to the extreme.

Guarding Yue Zitong, I dare to complain, do I really think that I don't know that you are testing me, deliberately instigating the relationship between our young couple?

Li Nannan didn't realize that now in front of the third person, when he thought of him and Aunt Yue, he had already positioned the relationship between the two as a young couple.

"New sister, when we had dinner in the morning, we had a conflict, right?"

"That's not a contradiction, it's a joke."

"But you have to admit that you were ashamed at the time, or you wouldn't have driven me to the Elven Impression."

"Why do you say I'm alone?"

Helan Xiaoxin looked at Yue Zitong before saying, "The two of us are together." ”

"No matter what."

After a pause, Li Nannan looked at Yue Zitong affectionately: "How embarrassed she is with my jokes, she really cares about me, treats me as the head of the family, and sincerely hopes that I can make a big difference in the mall." ”

Yue Zitong was reluctant: "Fart, I'm the head of the family-"

"Let's argue about this issue later, and listen to me explain the current situation first."

Li Nannan raised his hand and interrupted Yue Zitong, who was fighting for power: "So, I am absolutely sure that my aunt and fiancΓ©e will call Mr. Huang and threaten her not to cooperate with me when she knows that I am going to the elf impression and trying to negotiate with Mr. Huang to hire a senior leg model." ”

After hearing him say this, Aunt Yue was very satisfied, and was about to nod her head in agreement, but she turned around when she heard this guy's words: "Of course, even if my aunt wants to harm me, she doesn't have the ability to do it." She is no longer the eldest lady of the Yue family in the past, at best, she is a golden jade, and it is not an exaggeration to say that the phoenix with hair removal is not as good as a chicken. ”

You're the chicken!

No, you're a duck!

Yue Zitong was almost so angry that she stabbed her head on the ground and fainted, if it weren't for the fact that the current incident had reached the point of pulling out a gun and killing people, she would never have clenched her silver teeth and suffocated herself from internal injuries, she would have yelled and pounced, and launched a ferocious blow like a storm on this scumbag.

Helan Xiaoxin didn't care about her good sister, she was already holding back her internal injuries at this time, her eyes rolled again, and she understood: "Oh, you are suspicious, I called Mr. Huang, who was impressed by the elf, and asked her not to cooperate with you." ”

Li Nannan smiled indifferently: "New sister, you have the strength in this area." A phone call will do it. ”

Helan Xiaoxin also smiled and asked softly: "Just because of this little thing, you tortured me like that?" ”

"It's a small thing for you, but for me, it's a big matter related to the life and death of my company."

"Well, I can agree with you."

Helan Xiaoxin's eyes narrowed slightly, and his tone was gloomy again: "Just because I have this strength, does it have to be done by me?" ”

"The people who know that I am going to come to the elf impression today, just the two of you, and Dong Shixiong. It is clear that Dong Shixiong can be ignored. As for my aunt, she doesn't have the ability to do this either. So, you'reβ€”"

"I'm the only one who is secretly sabotaging your good deeds."

"Yes."

Li Nannan wiped his nose with his backhand, lowered his head and smiled bitterly: "But now it seems that I was wrong." ”

Helan Xiaoxin raised his hand, picked up his chin, stared at his eyes, and seemed to be smiling: "You're right, you're right, it's that I called Mr. Huang and threatened her not to cooperate with you." Li Nannan, I admit it, what do you dare to do to me now? Strangled me, or scribbled me on the spot? ”

"New sister, it's not you!"

Yue Zitong was anxious: "Li Nannan, I can guarantee that on the way we are chasing you out, the new sister has not called anyone!" ”

Helan Xiaoxin ignored her, just staring at Li Nannan.

"Ahem, what's that, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding."

Li Nannan is really not used to being threatened by a woman with his chin in his hand, which will damage his man's dignity, but he has done something wrong now, and he must pay a certain price with dignity.

Helan Xiaoxin sneered: "Hehe, if you tell me a misunderstanding, you can make me forgive the harm you caused me?" ”

Li Nannan said weakly: "Or, I'll give you a drink to make amends?" ”

"If you kneel before me and toast me, I will spare you."

Helan Xiaoxin said, took out the gun from his leg with his right hand, put it on Li Nannan's crotch, and said with a smile: "Otherwise, don't ask for this leg." You only have two paths to choose from, giving you ten seconds. ”

Yue Zitong shouted first: "New sister, don't be joking. ”

"Am I joking?"

Helan Xiaoxin's smile suddenly retracted, opened the safety with a click, and asked gloomily: "Li Nannan, you said, there shouldn't be water in the barrel at this angle, right?" ”