Chapter 9: Speechless...

It is worthy of a French restaurant, and the decoration style is very French!

The sect leader was in front, carrying Xiaobai to the box, and then pushed the door, there was actually someone in the box...

It's Yang Tianbao and an ugly man playing with his mobile phone...

"Yang Tian... Sister Ying, hello..."

Xiaobai hurriedly said hello.

The moment he pressed Yang Tianbao, Xiao Bai suddenly understood what the sect leader was so eager to do with him!

It's nothing more than trying to grab resources for his wife!

This morning, Nazha, who has not been in contact for a long time, called to inquire about the heroine of "Shaolin Football", but was directly rejected by Xiaobai - your image is not suitable!

Yang Tianbao plays Amei...

It's too spicy to think about!

"Wow, it's really Director Bai, I'm your fan!"

Xiao Bai was still thinking about who the other ugly man was, and the ugly man himself couldn't control himself and wanted to pounce, but fortunately he was blocked by the sect leader.

"He's Zhang Dada..."

"Director Bai doesn't know me? I'm Zhang Dada, and I'm a host! ”

“… Oh hello! ”

Xiaobai smiled and shook hands with him...

After an embarrassing first meeting, Xiaobai sat down, and the sect leader asked, "Ordering something to eat?" ”

"Your name!"

"What does Director Bai want to eat?"

“… Egg fried rice! ”

Yang Tianbao paused for a moment, and Xiaobai hurriedly explained: "Just kidding, foie gras, braised potatoes and toast!" ”

No sense of humor!

Can you also act in comedy like this?

……

"Director, I like your "Tang Bohu" the most, especially the part about Wangcai and Laifu in it, how did you come up with it? It's so funny! ”

"And, and..."

Zhang Dada was a little excited, kneeling and licking all kinds of things, eager to become best friends with Xiaobai immediately!

Xiaobai didn't talk much about sex, he said his...

Fortunately, Zhang Dada still had to nod his face, and he saw that Xiaobai was too lazy to take care of himself, so he beeped for a long time and shut up.

Yang Tianbao glanced at him meaningfully, and then asked, "Doesn't Director Bai like to chat with people?" ”

“… No, I just don't like talking about movies, especially my own! ”

"Why?"

"No why, I don't like it!"

Shu Ting doesn't like to talk about poetry with people, Bai Xiaofei doesn't like to talk about his movies with people, what's wrong? Is there a problem?

"Hehe, it may be that Director Bai is too strict with himself, so he is reluctant to talk about his works with others!"

Sect Leader Huang glared at his wife, and then changed the subject: "Director Bai..."

"Call me Xiaofei!"

“… Okay, Xiaofei, you go to the United States tomorrow, what's the matter? ”

“… Filming! ”

The answer was very brief, and the sect leader was a little embarrassed, this time it was Zhang Dada who came out: "Is it a work with Jim Carrey?" ”

"Yes, it's called "The Man on the Moon", a serious comedy!"

"Can you tell me?"

Yang Tianbao asked with great interest.

"Don't..."

The sect leader was about to speak, but Xiaobai spoke with great interest: "Of course, Andy Kaufman is the comedian of "Saturday Night Live" and Jim Carrey's idol, "Man on the Moon" is Andy Kaufman's autobiographical type movie, after Jim Carrey read the script I wrote, he directly agreed to star, and the salary was not negotiable..."

Andy loved acting since he was a child, and as an adult, he became a hotel-in-residence actor, but his career didn't go well, and once he imitated Elvis Presley's performance and caught the attention of Hollywood agent George, who introduced him to television. Before going on camera, Andy learned the secret of humor from an oriental spiritual class: silence. ”

“… Andy was favored by the audience with his unique acting style, and entered the realm of sitcoms, which he rather despised. He created a non-existent character, Tony Cliff, and then used Cliff as a person to realize his and his partner's crazy ideas, and the wrestling matches with the women pushed his madness to the peak, Andy constantly teased and angered the audience, and even publicly stated that he had cancer in the sky, but no one believed it..."

"So, it's an American movie?"

"Yes!" After a pause, Xiaobai explained: "American comedy is different from oriental comedy, they are more open!" ”

Yang Tianbao asked: "Why do you want to make American movies?" ”

"Big Brother Chengcheng said that if my movies can be sold in Hollywood, and Zhou Yanfa's movies can be sold all over Asia, then Hong Kong comedies can only be turned in Hong Kong."

"In fact, internationally famous comedians don't rely on language to win. Chaplin, Mr. Bean, their works do not have a single word, and they rely entirely on physical performance to achieve comedic effect. Jim Carrey has completely inherited their style, so I want to work with Jim Carrey and learn, I don't want to just go around in China! ”

Yang Tianbao smiled a little embarrassedly: "You are really amazing..."

The sect leader looked at his daughter-in-law, gritted his teeth and asked: "After filming "The Man on the Moon", will you return to China to film "Shaolin Football"?" ”

""Shaolin Football" will start shooting in March next year, after filming "Man on the Moon", there is also an American version of "Knocking on the Door of Heaven", Lionsgate thinks that movie is very interesting, let me make an American version!"

took a bite of the toast, chewed a few times, and continued: "I have to stare at the first two episodes of the trial of "Li Shimin", I am very busy! ”

“… What about the heroine of "Shaolin Football"? ”

"Look for it first, and if you can't find it, let my daughter-in-law go on top!"

It seems that he didn't notice Huang Xiaoming's intentions at all, and Xiaobai replied very calmly!

“… Can you..."

"Gee, can you give Baby a chance? She's working hard! ”

Zhang Dada couldn't hold it back, as a best friend, if he didn't make a move at this time, what were he waiting for?

“… I'm going to cut my head! And I don't have time to teach actors to act, I need a certain foundation in acting, Sister Yang Ying, forget it..."

Xiaobai politely refused...

"It's okay for me, it's okay to cut my head bald!"

Yang Ying knows very well what it means to appear in Bai Xiaofei's movie, not to mention cutting her head bald, even if she takes off her naked, she has no opinion!

“… Wife..."

The leader was very impressed...

“…”

I'm connected!

If you enter the group with your second child, what will happen to my play?

"Director Bai, then it's decided!"

The sect leader turned his head to look at Xiao Bai, with a solemn face, and raised his wine glass: "I toast you!" ”

“… What is decided? Do I have to be so obvious? When I choose actors, the first thing is that I can act! There are so many actresses in my company, I'm sick, pick one from outside? ”

Didn't hold back, told the truth...

The sect leader's face changed, but he still controlled it: "What conditions do you want?" ”

“…”

Xiaobai was stunned and couldn't talk anymore!

"As long as you let Baby star, I... I'm a supporting actor for free! ”

“…”

The person who lives in the role is probably like the sect leader...

It's pitiful, I can't understand people!

"Thank you for your hospitality, I'll fly at eight o'clock tomorrow morning, and I'll go back first..."

Xiaobai got up and prepared to leave the box.

Zhang Dada was a little surprised looking at Xiaobai's movements, he couldn't figure out how anyone dared to refuse Huang Xiaoming...

The sect leader was ruthless: "I'll give 200 million!" ”

Xiao Bai stood at the door and sighed: "Brother Xiao Ming, if you can donate 200 million, how good it would be..."

After saying this, he left without looking back...

"What does he mean?"

“… I think we have a bad reputation..."

"What's the big deal..."

"That's it, the pants used to see me, and they wouldn't be so rude!"

"Enough, don't talk about it!"