Chapter 263: It's for Men
"Knock on the door, I didn't expect you to pick the door like this." Xiaohuan glared at Ning Xiaotian.
"Hello? Why did I slam the door" Ning Xiaotian smiled: "I mean I definitely won't let you eat now, we just came back from dinner, do you know, you have eaten enough, if you continue to eat, it will definitely not be good for your stomach and intestines, do you think you are still a god now, it doesn't matter if you destroy your body, right?" ”
This guy turned out to be caring about me?
That's right, I'm no longer an immortal now, and I can't even control the most basic body by myself.
Xiaohuan's mood instantly dropped a lot.
Ning Xiaotian is not stupid, of course he can see it.
"Let's go, go to the supermarket, as a former immortal, and the seventh princess of the heavenly court, you must be calm, don't see everything babbling, don't you feel embarrassed?"
Xiaohuan pursed her lips and said, "Hmph, you are the one who is afraid that I will lose you." ”
"I'm afraid people will say that I brought a psychotic to the street."
"Neurotic?" Xiaohuan hurriedly asked, "What kind of immortal is neuropathy?" ”
"Damn, neuropathy is a brain problem, commonly known as 'madman'!"
"You're crazy, Ning Xiaotian, you're such a nasty ghost." Xiaohuan scolded angrily.
Ning Xiaotian smiled instead.
In the eyes of others, there is really no difference between yourself and bringing a madman, but if you let others know that this beautiful madman is actually the seventh princess of the Jade Emperor of Heaven, I am afraid that everyone will be shocked!
Seventh Princess, by the way, isn't the legendary Seventh Princess and Dong Yong having a leg?
"Xiaohuan, there's something I need to consult you." Ning Xiaotian looked at Xiaohuan, who had calmed down a little.
"What's the matter?" Xiaohuan looked at Ning Xiaotian.
"Do you know Dong Yong?"
"Dong Yong?" Xiaohuan couldn't help but wonder and said, "Who is that?" Are you a friend? ”
Ning Xiaotian said, "Don't you know? It stands to reason that this should be your man. ”
"It stands to reason that I should beat you, I'm a god, how can there be a man?" Xiaohuan said with an unhappy face: "Ning Xiaotian, pay attention to what you say to me." ”
Ning Xiaotian couldn't help grinning.
Could it be that the legendary Seven Fairies Si Fan's things in the Nether Realm are all fake?
Ning Xiaotian hurriedly asked again: "Then do you have an aunt named Yaoji?" ”
"Yaoji?" Xiaohuan said, "No? Heavenly Court has never had such an immortal? ”
Ning Xiaotian said, "Isn't that Erlang God your cousin?" ”
"yes, you know quite a bit."
"Who is the mother of the god Erlang?"
Xiaohuan immediately frowned and said, "Why are you asking so much?" What are your intentions? ”
"I'll go, what can I do, I'll just ask." Ning Xiaotian said: "Forget it, don't ask, the supermarket has arrived, you show me calm, don't be ashamed anymore." ”
"Got it." Xiaohuan said angrily.
After entering the supermarket, Xiaohuan was once again shocked by the variety of strange items.
Ning Xiaotian seems to have become a qualified shopping guide, Xiaohuan didn't see anything, Ning Xiaotian would tell it seriously for a while.
"Wow, this is a spicy strip, you bought it before, what is this? Can you eat it? ”
"That's toothpaste, you can buy it, you can't eat it!"
"Oh, what is this? Can you eat it? ”
"I'll rub it, that one can be used, you can't eat it."
Xiaohuan picked up a small box from the shelf, and there was a beautiful European and American woman on it, dressed very hot.
"Can it be? How to use it? Xiao Qian looked at Ning Xiaotian with a look of surprise on her face, a look of curiosity.
Ning Xiaotian looked at the magical item marked 'Durex' in Xiaohuan's hand, he was really drunk.
Why is it that Xiaohuan is always able to find such obscure things?
"This is a special daily necessities, so you can put them here, what we are going to buy now are ordinary daily necessities." Ning Xiaotian hurriedly took it from Xiaohuan's hand and hurriedly put it back on the shelf.
However, Xiaohuan has always had an infinite curiosity about new things.
"It looks like a woman up there."
Ning Xiaotian said: "As long as there is nothing wrong with the eyes, you can see that this is a woman." ”
Xiaohuan hurriedly said: "Then this means that this thing is used by a woman?" ”
Ning Xiaotian immediately shook his head resolutely and said, "I can say responsibly, this must be for men, there is no doubt about it." ”
"You must be lying to me."
Ning Xiaotian said: "I promise not to lie to you." ”
Xiaohuan thought about it, and then looked at 'Durex' seriously.
Ning Xiaotian was really speechless at the moment, what was there to look at about this thing?
"I think you're still lying to me, unless someone else says the same." Xiaohuan said with a serious face.
When Ning Xiaotian heard Xiaohuan's words, he immediately collapsed.
Isn't that? Xiaohuan didn't know anything, she took Durex to ask others, how is this thing used?
In case you ask a man again, in case this man is a womanizer again!
I rub it, and the consequences are unimaginable!
"No, you must not ask, this is not for women." Ning Xiaotian hurriedly stopped.
But—
"You have a point." Xiaohuan said seriously.
The stone hanging in Ning Xiaotian's heart fell at this time.
"Yes, I'll tell you, I will never deceive you, let's go."
"But I didn't believe you."
"Huh?" Ning Xiaotian listened to Xiao Qian's words and looked surprised.
"You go and ask!" Xiaohuan said.
Ning Xiaotian listened to Xiaohuan's words, and his whole person collapsed.
"No, no!" Ning Xiaotian said.
Xiaohuan glared at Ning Xiaotian suspiciously: "I just said that you must have lied to me, I knew that I shouldn't believe you, are you afraid that others will tell the true function of this thing?" ”
"I assure you, this thing is really only for men, although it has something to do with women, but it is really worn on men." Ning Xiaotian really didn't know how to explain it at the moment.
He can't drag his pants down and show them live.
"I don't believe it!" Xiaohuan put his hands around his chest and said with a serious face: "Unless you can prove it to me, didn't you say that it was worn on a man?" If you wear one, I'll see, if you don't wear it, then go and ask someone else in front of me, you choose one of these two choices. ”
"Why?" Ning Xiaotian said: "I don't choose!" ”
"If you don't choose me, I'll ask!"
"Okay, you go ahead and ask." Ning Xiaotian was also a little annoyed.
Xiaohuan reached out and took out a 'Durex' from the shelf, and walked directly to the crowded side.
I'll rub it, this girl will go when she says it!
Ning Xiaotian hurriedly grabbed her.
"Are you really going?"
Xiaohuan's face was full of confusion.
"Didn't you just say I should ask?" Xiaohuan said seriously.
Oops, I'll go!
Ning Xiaotian was simply stunned, what kind of IQ did the immortals who came down from this heavenly court have.
Ning Xiaotian stared at Xiaohuan's eyes for a full ten seconds, and then turned around in a fit of anger and walked towards the corridor next to him.
Don't you have to ask, okay, I'll go now, isn't it just shameless? Oh, I'll go, I'll be shameless.
Ning Xiaotian walked in a hurry and walked fast.
Xiaohuan also followed behind, and she was also very worried, because she now wanted to know what this thing was, or rather, what kind of good treasure it was, and it had not been long since she came to the mortal world, and she felt that the mortal world was full of treasures.
Lu Manlan and Lu Yunxi were in a particularly good mood at this time, and they were shopping in the supermarket.
The feeling of buying things is always so cool, which may be the common characteristic of women!
As the CEO of the company, Lu Manlan has the special temperament of a tsundere woman, and when she walks, her high heels are clattering, and she has a special aura, and Lu Yunxi, who is following her, can't even keep up with her pace.
"Sister, don't go so fast, be careful of bumping into people." Lu Yunxi kindly reminded her that her sister is doing everything in a hurry.
Lu Manlan said with a smile: "The current society is fast-paced, you must adapt to this society, otherwise, you will definitely be eliminated by this society, what did you say just now?" Bumping into someone? How can it be? If you do hit someone, then your mouth must be open...... Ah......h
When Lu Manlan's words came out, a black shadow suddenly burst out from the side and collided with her perfectly.
Fortunately, Lu Manlan was not given for nothing, as a child of a rich family, she had more or less practiced self-defense, and because of regular exercise, her skills were still relatively agile.