I went back to the car with a sore egg, and there was a set of clothes I had changed on!

However, just as I was changing my clothes, I stumbled upon two highway invoices!

"This is the toll booth in my county! It seems to be ...... when I look at the date Yesterday, the two of them went back to their hometown? ”

Just then, my phone rang! I'll open it and take a look! It's actually a mother who hasn't been in touch for a long time!

I answered the phone in a panic, only to hear the voice of the mother on the other end of the phone!

"Old man, he took it! Doesn't look dead yet! ”

I burst into tears.

"Mom! What's wrong! ”

Mom: "Oops! Our Young Master Fang Ming also knows that he still has a mother! Looks like he's not stupid! ”

As soon as I heard that this tone was wrong, I hurriedly said.

"Oops! Mom, what's wrong? Who's upsetting you again? You tell me, I'm going to beat him! ”

Mother: "Your father! Do you dare to punch it? ”

I was dumbfounded, and then I quickly said, "Oops! Of course I don't dare beat my father! But tell me what he's done wrong! When the time comes, I can talk to him and ask her to apologize to you!" ”

Mom sneered: "Hmph! Then I'll tell you about it! ”

"Tell me, son, I'm listening with my ears pricked up!"

Mom said, "Your dad has a son!" I don't go home for a year and I don't call home! You say it's not angry! ”

Me: "......"

Mom: "It's okay if you don't call!" I'll call him! But every time I call him, I can't get through, which makes me so scared! ”

Me: "Oops! I'm not busy with work! ”

Mother: "Hey! You are busy with work, what does it have to do with your father and his son? ”

I said helplessly: "Look at what you said, aren't I my father's son?"

Mom: "Oh! I almost forgot! You're your daddy's bastard son! ”

I burst into tears!

Mother: "Old man! Here, your son's phone has been reached! Come and say a few words to him! ”

There was no word on the phone for a long time, but I still vaguely heard my dad's roar and my mother's taunts!

After a long time, the voice on the other end of the phone came again.

"Oops! O son of his father! Your dad doesn't want you anymore! What do you say? ”

Me: "......"

I held it back for a long time and finally couldn't help it!

"Mom! What's going on at home! How to ......"

My mother interrupted me and said, "What's going on! Nothing happened! Your grandmother is in good health, your second aunt's family has added a grandson, and your uncle's son is also married! Your youngest cousin just got married last month! You ......"

My mother muttered a lot of "big things" that happened at home, and I was terrified to hear it!

Getting married in the village is a big event, and relatives and friends from all walks of life have to come over to cheer on it, not to mention relatives who are so close to my family!

According to the rules of the village, I am the one who has an important errand in this kind of wedding activity!

And my dad is an old pedant, he's the one who likes these things the most, and now I'm missing out on so many things! It seems that the old man has to blow up!

Thinking of this, my legs tremble!

"What, my dad is okay!"

Mom said, "Okay! Okay very! I ate three steamed buns with pickles for dinner! It's just that I'm not in a good mood. ”

"Huh! Then I'll go back another day and compensate my aunts and uncles! ”

Mom said, "Excuse me!" Don't! Your aunts and uncles don't dare to blame you, you are a person who has made a lot of money in Beijing! You don't necessarily come home for the New Year! I left before the first day of the new year! Hehe! Do a good job in Beijing! When will you be able to afford a house for our old couple in Beijing! We went over to stay for a few days! We also enjoy the life of this Beijinger! ”

For a while, I was so scolded by my mother that I didn't even dare to let go of a fart!

At this time, there was a noisy sound on the other end of the phone again, obviously someone was fighting for the phone!

Then Dad's deep voice came through!

"Fang Ming!"

I was so frightened that I quickly responded, "Hey! Dad, I'm here! ”

"I ask you, the ...... That one... What the hell is going on with that little three! ”

I looked confused: "Little three? ”

However, after only a split second, I reacted, and the junior in my father's mouth was the Northern Darkness Suyu!

However, it was too late, and my father's stinking scolding had already swept towards me like a storm!

"Little Wang Balamb, you are still pretending to be stupid with me! The two sisters of the Xie family treat you wholeheartedly, and you still run out to hunt wild food to eat! How did Lao Tzu raise such a bastard thing of you for so many years......"

I put my phone to my ear and listened quietly to the abuse, but there was no intention of resisting!

After five minutes of dad's saliva, my mother came over and said, "Old man, you're almost done!" The phone bill is so expensive, you say something useful! ”

Dad was furious.

"As far as what you said is useful, I didn't even say an idea for half an hour, and I knew that I was talking about those trivial things! Go, go, go! Go aside! ”

Mom is not to be outdone.

"You and the bad old man, have you been on the phone for half an hour? And said I didn't get to the point! You are scolding, Fang Ming doesn't listen to it, but he still talks about it! ”

Dad immediately shouted into the phone: "Fang Ming! Are you listening? ”

I hurriedly replied, "Yes! Here it is! I'm listening! ”

Dad groaned for a while and said, "Since you listen to it again, repeat what I just scolded you!"

No way!

……

After repeating my father's words word for word, I finally understood! What an uncomfortable thing it is to scold yourself in this world!

After I repeated it, Dad's tone calmed down a bit!

"Fang Ming, where are you now?"

I glanced at the second floor of the villa with the lights on and said, "In Beijing!" With Yuhan and Lingshan! ”

Dad asked, "What, the two sisters can still let you in the door?"

I said painfully, "No, they set up a tent for me at the door."

Then I suddenly remembered the little snake in the tent! So I said to the other end of the line, "Dad! I'm most afraid of the little yellow spotted snake! You won't tell them! ”

Dad replied very simply: "Yes! That's what I told them! Not only that, but all the things you don't like to eat, and the things you are afraid of, I have told them all! Just wait! ”

I said to my dad in pain, "Dad! You're really my real dad! That little yellow spotted snake just now almost scared your son and me to death! ”

Dad said, "Hmph! It's okay to scare you to death! At least I don't have to worry about it! After the province, people poked me in the back, saying that I couldn't raise my godfather! ”