Chapter 0157: Act Seven: Add oil and vinegar
The backyard is next to the wall of the river. Sure enough, another uninvited guest came in.
is not tall, chubby, walks with figure-eight feet, shakes his hands and straightens his waist, who can Wang Ying be if he is not a bantam?
Needless to say, he must have been glad that the deputy director had sent him.
"Fuck, this guy, I said why don't you come to me, it turns out that you're doing your old job again."
Xiang Tianliang smiled and scolded, reached out and pressed it on the keyboard.
Bantam Tiger Wang Ying was walking to a tree, peeking forward, and poured cold water on his head, drenching him with his head.
Zhu Qin smiled: "There is a small river outside the backyard, he should have rowed over." ”
Xiang Tianliang snorted, "I want to give him more hard food, and see if he dares to steal chickens and dogs in the future." ”
As he spoke, he pressed twice more on the keyboard.
Wang Ying, who hid under another tree, finally took a breath, and a bamboo pole flew over with the sound of the wind.
Wang Ying was so frightened that he hurriedly squatted down, but unexpectedly, a row of bamboo sticks appeared on the ground and stuck to his fat buttocks.
"Ahh......h
Hehedaxiao to the dawn.
"He's at the window." Huang Ying shouted.
Wang Ying was also very good, rolled on the spot, and took the opportunity to get close to the house, which was the window of the study.
"Good time." Xiang Tianliang screamed in his mouth, and pressed it on the keyboard again.
That Wang Ying was trying to approach the window from the side, and when he looked out, the window door was hidden, and he was happy, pressing the window sill with one hand and opening the window with the other.
At this time, with the sound of a horn behind him, an iron tong was wide open towards Wang Ying.
Wang Ying's skills were not bad, and when he heard the sound, he stepped forward with his right foot and squatted down, just avoiding the attack of the iron tongs.
However, Wang Ying immediately regretted it, because the sole of his right foot was weak and could not be recovered.
With a bang, the bamboo cover on the trap was crushed by Wang Ying's weight of one hundred and eighty catties.
"Plop."
Wang Ying fell into a waist-deep water cave.
His treatment is good, much better than the strip in his mouth, Zheng Junbo fell into the dung pit, he is just a pool.
In the pickup, Wang Ying's cry was immediately heard, which was very clear.
"Boss, you are amazing, you are wise, Wang Ying can't stand you...... I know I can't fight you...... You are the sun, I am the moon, no, I am the stars...... Boss, I can't help it, the two babies have to study, and the old lady has to take medicine to see a doctor...... Lao Gao gave me 5,000 yuan, so haode business, can I not come...... Boss, just spare me, I won't dare to be your enemy next time...... Boss, if you raise your noble hand and show mercy to your subordinates, you will surely make a lot of money in the future, have many wives, and have a full house of children and grandchildren, and you will be a hundred years old...... Woo...... Woo......"
The dignified five-foot man is enough to cry, but the tone is miserable, but the meaning is hilarious.
The women burst into laughter.
Xiang Tianliang listened to it angrily and funny, shook his head, and turned off the pickup with a sound of the horn.
Li Yajuan persuaded: "Xiao Xiang, I think it's better to let him go, how to say that he is also a happy relative, he has taken care of him a lot these years, and he should do things for happiness." ”
"You don't grunt, according to what you say, I'm still his boss." Xiang Tianliang reprimanded with a face, "A man, what's wrong with soaking in the water, if any of you pity him, go down and save him." ”
Even Li Yajuan dared to reprimand, and others didn't dare to talk more.
Xiang Tianliang stood up and continued: "You all saw it, whoever disobeyed me in the future, the bantam tiger Wang Ying will end, I want to let him freeze in the water for most of the sky, so that he understands thoroughly, you can do anything, you just can't be a traitor, don't think you are girls, I think I won't punish you if you are a traitor, remember, I will use ten times more viciousness against Wang Ying than a thousand times, I will make you worse than dead." ”
Saying that, Xiang Tianliang's hands were not honest, Jiang Yuying, Zhu Qin, Huang Ying, the six jade mountains of the three of them were "passed" by him in public.
Then, Xiang Tianliang picked up those chili guns and went to another room.
According to the original jihua, it was time to "invite" the guests into the house.
And this pepper gun will be the best weapon to invite guests into the house.
This is not an ordinary pepper gun, but Xiang Tianliang's exclusive invention, he went to the beach to play with an old relative's house when he was a child, the old relative is a boat washer at the dock, the daily task is to drive a three-wheeled water gun car, to those docked at the dock of the sea ship "wash the face", Xiang Tianliang remembered the powerful water gun, this time he specially ran to the thrift market, spent a lot of money to buy three old water guns, after some processing and modification, it became the current pepper gun.
Three chili guns, each containing three catties of chili powder, each catty is a bag, as long as a buckle machine, the chili powder wrapped in a thin plastic bag, will be sent out by a compressed air bomb, after flying out for one to two seconds, a rubber bullet then flies out, and then hits the chili bag, the chili bag "explodes" over the target area, thus forming an area of about 20 square meters of chili rain in size.
The "guests" who came tonight are not the ones who can eat chili peppers.
Xiang Tianliang's trick is too damaging, Qinghe people don't like to eat spicy, if they encounter chili "rain", the reaction can be imagined.
Liu Qingqing walked over quietly and reached out to clasp Xiang Tianliang's wrist.
"Dawn, you seem to be in a bad mood."
"Sister Liu, do you see it?"
"Well, I see you're a little upset."
Xiang Tianda nodded and sighed: "You and Sister Li still know me." ”
Liu Qingqing leaned on Xiang Tianliang's body, "I know, you don't seem to trust a few of them, and you pulled them in because you were afraid that they would harm you, right?" ”
"Yes, I doubt them."
"You're so recruiting."
Xiang Tianliang was puzzled: "What do you mean by being too recruiting?" ”
"It's just too likable."
"Me? Am I that kind of person? ”
"You are."
"Hehe, Sister Liu, you won't be jealous, will you?"
"you, I won't ......"
Liu Qingqing put his arms around Xiang Tianliang's neck and kissed his face gently.
"Sister Liu...... Tomorrow, tomorrow will give you a kiss...... Now I'm going to work. ”
Liu Qingqing smiled shyly and let go of Xiang Tianliang's neck, "Tianliang, I support you, do your best to teach them a hard lesson." ”
Xiang Tianliang lifted his spirits, straightened his waist, picked up the pepper gun, closed his eyes, and pulled the board machine against the night sky......
The pepper rain was overwhelmingly sprinkled in the courtyard of Liu Qingqing's house.
Yu Zhonghao and Xiao Jiannan were the first to feel the danger, the two of them have been police for many years, they are old and ghosts, and they have seen any dangerous situations, but they never dreamed that Xiang Tianliang would use this kind of damage trick.
The two barely thought, glanced at each other in the dark, and both got up from the ground and slammed into the floor-to-ceiling glass windows of the living room.
In a commotion, Yu Zhonghao and Xiao Jiannan smashed the floor-to-ceiling glass window and tumbled into the living room.
The role model of Liliang is really endless, someone takes the lead, and someone must follow up.
Xiang Tianliang saw through the night vision device that Yu Feilong and Sun Zhanlu also ran into the living room from the floor-to-ceiling window, followed by Ye Nan's husband and Li Yajuan's ex-husband, all of whom went in one after another.
Only Zheng Junbo, who had just climbed out of the dung pit, was dirty and smelly, how dare he continue to move forward, and retreated over the wall with a scolding curse.
Xiang Tianliang was happy, took Liu Qingqing's hand and returned to another room.
There are two monitors, which are dedicated to monitoring the living room, and Li Yajuan is in charge.
In the living room, Xiang Tianliang installed camera probes at all four corners, facing each other in pairs, leaving no dead ends, so the situation in the living room can be described as clear.
"Sister Li, don't be merciful." Xiang Tianliang made a serious face.
Li Yajuan replied more bluntly, "Don't worry, the people in the living room, whether it is the police or the thief, whether it is the ex-husband or the current husband, in my eyes, they are all enemies now, and there is nothing polite to talk about." ”
Xiang Tianliang looked at Ye Nan and laughed evilly, "Hehe, including Sister Ye's husband?" ”
Li Yajuan said expressionlessly: "Of course, I only know Ye Nan, but I don't know Ye Nan's husband." ”
Xiang Tianliang pulled Ye Nan in front of the monitor, "Sister Ye, you feel sorry for your husband here." ”
Ye Nan couldn't cry or laugh, "Tianliang, he is him, I am me, don't get involved with me." ”
At this time, the living room was already a mess.
Because Li Yajuan had already activated the mechanism system installed in the living room, several people were caught off guard and fell for it one after another.
Li Yajuan comforted Ye Nan and said: "Good girl, you can put a hundred hearts, it's just to make them suffer a little, and you can't hurt anyone." ”
Jiang Yuying joined in the fun, "Yajuan, what if?" ”
"He deserves his bad luck."
Jiang Yuying smiled evilly: "Then if Ye Nan's husband's thing is broken, what should our Ye Nan sister do?" ”
Huang Ying smiled: "Call Xiao Xiang to compensate." ”
"Good idea." Zhu Qin continued.
Jiang Yuying laughed even louder, "Giggles, then Ye Nan's sister can make a lot of money." ”
Huang Ying smiled and asked, "How do you say this?" ”
"Shotguns for guns."
Ye Nan paused and smiled bitterly: "You, how can you make fun of me." ”
"Hee-hee-hee......"
"Giggle......
The room burst into laughter again.
Xiang Tianliang took Liu Qingqing's hand and returned to the room where the lights could not be turned on.
Somehow, Xiang Tianliang hugged Liu Qingqing and kissed wildly.
Liu Qingqing was surprised and delighted, his body hung on Xiang Tianliang's body, and he responded enthusiastically regardless of everything.
When the two were lingering and emotional, Li Yajuan came over, "Hehe, I'm sorry to disturb you." ”
Liu Qingqing hurriedly left Xiang Tianliang's embrace, as for whether his face was red or not, anyway, it was too dark and no one saw it.
"Xiao Xiang, a few of them, I have something to tell you."
"Okay, I'll be right over."
"No, no, that's right, they, they all want to talk to you alone."
Xiang Tianliang was happy in his heart, some things about some people should also take the initiative to confess.
"Well, let them come here."