Chapter 150: Uganda (Asking for Flowers)
(Thank you brothers for your continued support, I can't repay it, and the Master is willing to make a promise.) Whoever doesn't send flowers, I'll marry you tonight! Rattle! )
The first day of the trip to Nanjing ended with Zhen Cheng being rescued from falling into the water, and after returning to the hotel to eat, he went into the room to rest. There are a lot of people who come, and those who have girlfriends are embarrassed to live together, so everyone has a clear boundary between men and women.
"You kid scared my brothers enough today, if you go like this, what will you do with those two flowery ladies?" Xiong Ge sighed with Erlang's legs crossed after taking a shower, revealing his black chest hair.
"Or you can help take care of it!" Thinking about today's events, Zhen Cheng was also a little afraid. If Nangong Wan'er hesitated for a few more seconds, it was estimated that she would be lying in the morgue by now.
"Then I have to take them in as juniors and juniors!" Xiong Ge closed his eyes and smiled evilly.
"You brute!" Zhen Cheng picked up the apple on the table and threw it over.
"Ah, I just can't even think about it! It's not enough bro! ”
"Zhen Cheng, I don't understand, what do they like about you? In terms of handsomeness, you should be considered average in our department, and you are even more zuihou in terms of family background and money, and they are desperate to follow you? Do you kid have any pickle cheats? Xiong Ge said with a smirk as he lay on the bed.
"It's personality charm, do you understand! With your appearance, you will definitely be killed by the two of them! Zhen Cheng couldn't find a reason to answer Xiong Ge, so he made one up randomly.
"Pull it down, aren't men and women just XXOO the thing? Where is there so much red tape! Xiong Ge said disdainfully.
"I warn you Xiong Ge, your kind of thinking is very dangerous, if you have this attitude, I estimate that you will be dumped by Jiang Liqi!" Zhen Cheng said solemnly with his head on his arm.
"Don't scare me. Honestly, you're in a lot of pain right now. Today, Nangong Wan'er sacrificed her life and death to save you, how do you deal with the relationship between the three of you! Xiong Ge said don't scare me, but in his heart, he thought that Jiang Liqi's character would really dump himself without hesitation. So he quickly changed the topic to hide his embarrassment.
"What three of them!" Zhen Cheng thought of Yu Youran's face.
"Damn, you're too sullen. I usually don't see how close you and the girl are, why are so many women upside down! Xiong Ge heard Zhen Cheng say this, and looked at Zhen Cheng with sleepy eyes.
"I'm actually not doing much, it's just that when they are in trouble, I will help, or they have something on their minds, I will go and talk with them. Now it's developed like this, what do you think I can do! ”
"You won't be the other party who wants to kiss, will you help!" Xiong Ge asked with a look of jealousy.
Zhen Cheng was speechless, this Xiong Ge actually thought of it.
"Damn, there really is! Is there any heavenly reason! I'm so tall and handsome, and no one asks me for help, how can I be embarrassed! "You have bad breath!" Zhen Cheng's Xiong Ge rolled his eyes.
"You think I raise pigs, and there are seven or eight of them!" Zhen Cheng really wanted to pry open Xiong Ge's head and see how many catties of sperm were inside.
"It's a pity that the two flowers want to insert your lump of cow dung without hesitation!" Xiong Ge lay on the bed with a lamented face.
"What do you think I'm going to do now?" Zhen Cheng had a headache when he thought about the unclear relationship between several people.
"You can't solve this kind of thing according to China's marriage system. I've studied before, if you want to have a group of wives and concubines like the landlords used to, you have to be a Ugandan citizen, and one man can marry ten wives. In some other Islamic countries, there are basically four marriages. Vietnam, which is closest to our country, is also available. Although there is only one official in name, it is possible to marry several undocumented, and the children born are also registered! "Xiong Ge looks like I know very well.
"you. You think you're marrying a foreign woman. What Chinese girl can agree to such a nonsensical thing! ”
"If it doesn't work, then it depends on which two of these girls are willing to sacrifice and be nameless underground lovers; Or you don't get married at all, so that the other party can reluctantly accept it. The more Xiong Ge spoke, the more excited he became, and he was thinking of a way for Zhen Cheng.
"Let's take one step at a time, and now there is no way to sort out this problem. Choose again after graduating from university! "Zhen Cheng doesn't want to*, but the problem is that Zhen Cheng can't bear to hurt any of the girls in front of him. What Zhen Cheng didn't know was that it was this kind of intolerability that allowed him to step into the whirlpool of no return.
"Dut...... Honk...... "......The hotel's internal phone rings.
Zhen Cheng wanted to pick it up, but Xiong Gobi made a gesture not to speak.
"Sir, do you need service?" A woman's coquettish voice came over the phone.
"Sorry, we're students, we don't need to!" Xiong Ge refused with a serious face.
"I'm also a student girl, and I have big breasts, so I'll give you a 50% discount, and then think about it, okay!" The girl on the phone said coquettishly.
"My girlfriend's boobs are bigger than yours, more punctual than you, I'll find her if I need it, I won't consider you!"
"Dead Xiong Ge, how do you know it's me!" Jiang Liqi's hearty laughter came from the other side of the phone.
"I knew you were going to check the post, so I wouldn't be fooled. Do you need my service? Seeing that Xiong Ge was almost drooling, Zhen Cheng hurriedly covered his face with a quilt.
"Have you seen the news of Zhen Cheng's rescue on the Internet?" Jiang Liqi asked.
"I didn't see it, what's wrong?" Xiong Ge and Zhen Cheng took a shower and chatted when they went back to the room, I really don't know this.
"Go up and have a look, it's all kinds of fun!" Jiang Liqi said with a smile.
"Then I'll hang up first, and I'll contact you later!" After Xiong Ge finished speaking, he went barefoot to open the hotel's computer.
Xiong Ge turned on the computer and took a look at Xuanwu Lake to save a few people, "Zhen Cheng, come and see, you have become an Internet celebrity again!" Xiong Ge opened the webpage and shouted.
"A man fell into the lake while playing with his legs!"
"The two girls are jealous, and the lover jumps into the lake!"
"The rescued girl threatened to make a promise to herself!"
"Is it a hero who saves people, or is it a big turnip?"
"Hanqian Sunshine Student Xuanwu Lake saves people regardless of life and death!"
"The two schools of the Department of Economics and Management of Hanqian University of Technology are willing to be foils!"
"Those things that save heroes!"
"Save the Hero Highway Intersection and punish the hooligan bullies!"
"The hero who saved people turned out to be the goalkeeper of the Red Orange football team, will he play in the Hengde game on May 6?"
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Before Zhen Cheng could watch the news carefully, the phone next to him had already rang desperately.
Fang Hongxin, Wu Tiejun, Zhang Jie, and Lu Haitao all called to inquire about the situation, although the purposes were different, Zhen Cheng felt warm in his heart.
The only thing that made Zhen Cheng feel strange was that Yu Youran didn't call. After waiting for a while, it was almost ten o'clock, and Zhen Cheng couldn't help but dial Yu Youran's phone.
"I'm fine!" The phone was connected, and Zhen Cheng's first sentence was the result.
"I'm crying!" Yu Youran said with a trembling voice.
"Don't be sad!"
"I'm angry!"
"You're angry when I save people, you're doing the same!" Zhen Cheng felt very selfless and said proudly.
"Not this!"
"If you don't know how to swim, you have to work hard!" Zhen Cheng felt that he was really forgetting his life.
"I mean the girl in the picture!" Yu Youran said almost loudly.
"That's a child, what are you fighting with her!"
"I mean the one who got you up. Are you still pretending to be stupid with me, believe it or not, I will drive a police car to Nanjing to arrest you now, and then throw you on my bed and kill you? Yu Youran threatened angrily.
"Shall I explain when I go back?" Zhen Cheng said with a painful face.
"Not good!"
"I'm ready to become a Ugandan citizen!" Zhen Cheng said with a flash of inspiration.
"And where am I?"
"I said sister, you know this!" Zhen Cheng wailed.
"I even know Vietnam's rice, two rice and rice noodles. You still want to fool me. Don't talk so much nonsense, I'll just ask a word, if I am satisfied with your answer, forget it, if I am not satisfied, I will go to Nanjing now! Yu leisurely pouted and said as willfully as an ordinary girl.
"Just ask!"
"I want to be your woman, no matter how many I have, and I won't fight for fame; If you don't want to be a flashy pink confidant, do you want to! Yu Youran bit her lip and asked fiercely.
"I want it! You wait, I'll ask you when I go back! Zhen Cheng replied without thinking.
There was a short silence on the phone, and Zhen Cheng could vaguely hear Yu Youran's voice wiping away tears. Could it be that the words were too heavy, she couldn't accept it, or was she moved?
"Are you mad at me?" Yu asked in a low voice, much like a little girl who made a mistake and was afraid of being punished by adults.
"I'm not angry, I'm telling the truth!" Zhen Cheng was beaten by Xiong Ge like this today, and it was not good for him to blindly not express his position.
"Then you didn't say it before, but you only said it today!" Yu Youran's IQ has dropped very much today, where is there still the slightest demeanor of an iron-blooded policewoman.
"When I fell into the lake and was about to drown today, I thought of you!" Zhen Cheng said solemnly.
"Am I the only one?" Yu asked happily.
"Four!" Zhen Cheng replied crisply.
"Isn't it three, how can there be one more!" Yu Youran immediately became angry.
"It's my grandfather, big sister!"
"Then if you don't say it earlier, make me angry!"
"I said four, but I didn't say that they were all women. No one stipulates that all they think about before they die is a woman! ”
"I don't care, you kiss me!" Yu leisurely wiped his tears and said numbly.
"I'm not alone, sister! Is it okay to change the day? "Zhen Cheng really wanted to jump off the building and fall to his death.
"Poof! Then I'll suffer a loss. Hung up! ”
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Zhen Cheng really regretted calling Yu Youran, every time it was like a tiger chair. This spicy sister threatens at every turn, and it is such a threat that is difficult for men to refuse, Zhen Cheng doesn't know what to do.
"Your third lady, right?" Xiong Ge kept looking at Zhen Cheng's expression and smirked.
"If you dare to tell this matter, I will definitely kill someone!" Zhen Cheng gritted his teeth and said.
"It's okay if you don't say it, you can help me contact a second lady in the future!"
"No problem, this one is on me!"
"Okay, you go back and help me get in touch!"
"I heard that Jiang Liqi also has a sister, why don't I help you talk about it!" Zhen Cheng said with a wicked smile.
"You brute, just satisfy yourself, and don't care about your brother!" Xiong Ge fell on the bed helplessly.