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Liu Bi was silent for a while, and lay directly on the table, hateful.
"In this way, rub your own leg pain, do your homework without doing it, and I'll sleep on my sleep, okay?"
After speaking, he didn't bother to wait for the second daughter's answer, so he lay down on the table directly, and began to sleep with his eyes closed.
Teacher Ling, Teacher Ling, don't blame me, it's not that I want to be disrespectful to you, it's really too troublesome for these two people to get together.
The silence lasted for three minutes, Xia Yuqi couldn't hold it back at first, she quietly leaned into Liu Bi's ear, blew into Liu Bi's ear, and said softly.
"Liu Bi, I slept in the hospital for a few days, and I felt a little sore in my waist when I got up, can you help me press it?"
The breath of Rulan in his ears made Liu Bi, who had just closed his eyes, feel excited, and instantly sobered up, and the seductive tone made Liu Bi's bones crispy.
What an abrasive little goblin!
Tilting his head slightly, he looked at Xia Yuqi's fiery figure and her slender waist that could be held, and Liu Bi subconsciously wanted to say: Okay.
But at this time, Jiang Xuedai also immediately leaned into Liu Bi's ear and said with a slight threat: "Liu Bi, do you dare to touch her, do you still want me to make up for you at night?" ”
Thinking of making up classes at Jiang Xuedai's house at night, lonely men and widows living in the same room, in the dead of night, dry firewood, Liu Bi's little heart suddenly hesitated again.
This...... It's a really hard choice.
"Liu Bi ...... one by one"
Xia Yuqi's shout dragged on for an extremely long time, and even changed several tones in the middle, and the extreme shout really made Liu Bi almost break his muscles.
What's even more terrifying is that she grabbed Liu Bi's arm with one hand and kept shaking, and her body was still approaching this side.
"Shhh Feeling the amazing arc and elasticity, Liu Bi gasped, and the Heavenly Spirit Cover was almost lifted in an instant.
Jiang Xuedai finally couldn't help it, and glared at Xia Yuqi coldly and said, "Xia Yuqi, do you still have a little shame?" ”
Xia Yuqi did not back down, and stiffened his chest and said: "It seems that you are ashamed, if you are ashamed, don't be ashamed to rob Liu Bi with me!" ”
"What? You say I'm shameless? You vixen, Liu Bi originally liked me, you have to insert a kick in it to seduce my boyfriend, you are embarrassed to say that I am shameless? Jiang Xuedai's beautiful eyes widened, gritted her silver teeth, and was very angry.
Xia Yuqi grimaced and sighed: "Really! Return your boyfriend, did Liu Bi say he was your boyfriend? Don't be ashamed of your sassy fox! ”
"You! You! Jiang Xuedai's pretty face was flushed, and her body trembled a little, she had always had a good family education, how could she have scolded people like this. Under Xia Yuqi's repeated stimulation, she finally lost her reserve, and scolded without giving in: "You stinky and shameless white bone spirit!" Rob Liu Bi with me, you won't end well! ”
"Huh!" Xia Yuqi sneered, and said in a strange manner: "You little prodigal hoof!" Liu Bi will be my person sooner or later! Fight with the old lady, I swear you will die a miserable death! ”
Jiang Xuedai snorted heavily: "Wait and see!" Is this girl so easy to bully! ”
"Hey, we'll see! Robbing a man with an old lady, you are still too tender! ”
The two of you said a word, and they fought bravely and ruthlessly, and their voices became louder and louder, not to mention Liu Bi, but the students in front of them and several rows around them heard it.
Hearing the conversation between the two, the classmates couldn't help but shudder fiercely, it was so terrifying, I didn't expect that the jealousy between women was so terrible, it was terrifying!
At the same time, many people also have some schadenfreude in their hearts, but they didn't expect that Liu Bi, who has always been very covered, arrogant and arrogant, will have such a day.
It's really a wicked person who has evil retribution, who let him hook the heart of a good girl? You deserve it!
A class has passed, and in a blink of an eye, it has come to the last class in the morning, but the two of them have no momentum to stop, let alone go to the toilet in the middle, but they haven't even taken a sip of water.
Liu Bi finally couldn't stand it anymore, and interrupted loudly: "That ......"
Jiang Xuedai: "If it weren't for your mouth being so vicious, how could I scold you?" ”
Xia Yuqi: "If you hadn't deliberately disturbed me and Liu Bi, I would have been so vicious?" ”
Liu Bi: "Hey, I said ......"
Jiang Xuedai: "Hmph! You just don't have the quality! Do you dare to have a duel in your studies, and in the next exam, whoever has a low score will quit, do you dare to take it? ”
Xia Yuqi: "Study? Why don't you compare kung fu? Go to the playground now and have a fight, whoever loses will leave this class, do you dare to take it? ”
Liu Bi: "Ahem, what are the two ......of you?"
Jiang Xuedai: "You are making trouble. ”
Xia Yuqi: "Only you are allowed to make trouble, but I am not allowed to make trouble?" ”
Liu Bi: "Can you let ......?"
Jiang Xuedai: "You see that you made my Liu Bi angry again, it's all your fault!" ”
Xia Yuqi: "Huh? Your Liu Bi? It's my family, cut! ”
Liu Bi: "Forget it, I won't say anything." ”
I wanted to speak N times in a row, but I was directly interrupted and ignored N times, Liu Bi was also speechless, and simply let the two eldest ladies continue to fight.
Let's fight, scold, it's better to go out and fight, the head will break the blood and hurt each other! All together!
Jiang Xuedai: "My family!" ”
Xia Yuqi: "My family! ”
Jiang Xuedai stretched out her hand and gestured: "Within a radius of five meters, all of them are mine." ”
Xia Yuqi looked at it and gestured: "Then I'll be ten meters!" ”
Jiang Xuedai: "Fifteen meters!" ”
Xia Yuqi: "Twenty meters!" ”
Liu Bi's face finally darkened completely, he couldn't bear it, he couldn't bear it, this Nima couldn't bear it.
Let them continue to talk, I am afraid that the entire Lingnan City will become their private property.
"Enough!"
Liu Bi drank loudly, and the two women were stunned, blinking at Liu Bi with big innocent eyes.
"What's wrong, Liu Bi?"
"You're throwing tantrums at me, woo......"
Liu Bi also stretched out his hand and gestured: "I don't care who is in other places, this last row is my territory!" You are both on my territory now, I am not yours and not yours, both of you are mine! Who will give me unreasonable trouble, I will directly shave my ears and draw believe it or not? ”
Seeing that the two women were indifferent, Liu Bi showed a very fierce appearance and said seriously.
"I'm not joking with you, I'm serious, I'm really going to shave people with big ears, it's cruel!"
The two women glanced at each other, and said "oh" at the same time, and then Jiang Xuedai asked.
"Where did we just compare?"
"Twenty meters."
"Then I'm ......"
"I've said enough!"
Liu Bi stood up suddenly and slapped the table hard.
Such a big movement that even the teacher on the podium was taken aback.
"Liu Bi, you are ......"
Liu Bi nodded apologetically: "Teacher, I'm sorry, I'm disturbing your class, I have no intention, it's okay, you continue." ”
Sitting down again, Liu Bi pulled Jiang Xuedai with his left hand and Xia Yuqi with his right hand.
"Two eldest ladies and children, I solemnly announce to you, if anyone quarrels again, I will directly move my desk to the corridor, out of sight, and then you can make as much noise as you want, how about it?"
The two girls glanced at each other, and finally knew that Liu Bi was really angry, if Liu Bi really moved the desk out, then what was the point of them arguing? Thinking about it like this, I suddenly didn't dare to quarrel anymore.
"Okay, we got it."
"It's good to know." Liu Bi said earnestly: "As a man, it's not easy for me, you know? I'm tired, so don't make me any more tired, you know? ”
Jiang Xuedai nodded gently: "I know, are you thirsty, I'll pour you a glass of water to drink." ”
Xia Yuqi also nodded again and again: "Then I'll give you a thump of your legs." ”
"That's right!" Liu Bi patted his thigh with relief and waved his hand.
"Come on, let's get on together!"
In the third year of high school, in the tense learning atmosphere of less than three months before the college entrance examination, such a scene appeared.
A boy named Liu Bi leaned comfortably against the wall, a stunning school girl gently fed him water and drank, and a hot school girl used all her skills to help him beat his legs.
It was really the general treatment of ancient emperors.
The long-haired and fat man both looked stupid, and said in their hearts that Brother Bi deserves to be Brother Bi, he is a god!
A simple temper tantrum calmed down the fire in the harem, and it was built so harmoniously, what a model among the men of my generation!
The other boys in the classroom couldn't help but look back from time to time, and every time they turned around, the fire of anger and envy in their eyes became a little thicker, and then it was almost about to erupt.
In the end, they simply turned their heads away, and forcibly stopped looking, and the more they looked, the more angry and envious they became.
Why can he, Liu Bi, sit back and enjoy this kind of blessing of Qi people, but Lao Tzu has to look at these crooked melons and cracked dates every day, and he can't get his hands on it, people are really angry compared to people!
Damn, I'm so wronged, I want to go home, I've never missed my mom so much.