Zhang Qingqing and I were eating Western food, and suddenly a boy-and-son brother dressed up quite sassy came over and greeted Zhang Qingqing with surprise: "Teacher Zhang, it's really you!" ”

Zhang Qingqing was stunned at first, but quickly recognized the identity of the other party, showed a standard etiquette smile, and said, "It turned out to be Gongzi Qin!" ”

"yes, what a coincidence!" Qin Shaobai glanced at me intentionally or unintentionally at this time, and then said to Zhang Qingqing with a smile: "Qingqing, who is this?" ”

When this guy met just now, he still officially called Zhang Qingqing Teacher Zhang, but in less than a few seconds, he made a big jump and called Qingqing directly. This made me feel a little unhappy in my heart for a moment, and at the same time I was vigilant, this guy seems to have ambitions for Zhang Qingqing.

Zhang Qingqing introduced me and said that it was her male ticket, and Qin Shaobai couldn't help but look at me again, as if he didn't expect that I, a very poor and sour guy dressed up, was really Zhang Qingqing's boyfriend. Although I vaguely realized that this guy came with a purpose, out of politeness, I still stood up and smiled and stretched out a hand to say to the other party: "Hello, I am Qingqing's male ticket, my name is Chen Yu." ”

Qin Shaobai smiled and told me his name, but he didn't shake my hand, which made my outstretched hand stunned in the air.

This guy is like a noble gentleman who is high up, and he is very gentle and polite to some people who they seem to be lowly, but at the same time he shows his arrogance and contempt to the fullest.

Zhang Qingqing saw a hint of anger flashing in my eyes, and knew that I was already angry, but it seemed that she was afraid that I would have a conflict with this Qin Shaobai, so she hurriedly stood up and rounded the field, and at the same time politely said to Qin Shaobai: "Has Gongzi Qin eaten, do you want to sit down together?" ”

In fact, we eat Western food and not Chinese food, and the dining table of this meal sharing system is not suitable for inviting others to sit down and eat together, even if Qin Shaobai sits down, he can only order a new Western food to eat by himself, so Zhang Qingqing's invitation is just a kind of politeness on the scene. But I didn't expect Qin Shaobai to readily agree, pulled out a chair and sat down, he didn't call for Western food, his eyes glanced at the ordinary Bordeaux Château red wine on our table, and then turned his head and said to me with a smile: "Chen Yu, how can you give Qingqing such a cheap red wine, are you reluctant to open a better red wine?" ”

When he said this, he was still full of smiles, but I understood his intentions, this guy was obviously coming for Zhang Qingqing. Now I deliberately say that I am reluctant to give Zhang Qingqing a good red wine, in addition to ridiculing me for being stingy with no money, it is more likely that he sees me dressed as a turtle, and I belong to the kind of redneck who has no money, and he wants Zhang Qingqing to understand that I am not worthy of her like a dick.

It was a little uncomfortable for me and Zhang Qingqing to suddenly come to disturb me on our wedding anniversary, and now this guy is even more secretly taunting me, which makes me can't help but want to turn my face with the other party. But Zhang Qingqing kicked me under the table, and when I looked at her in astonishment, she gave me a look, signaling that I, Qin Shaobai, was not small and could not be provoked.

I calmed down a little, and said to Qin Shaobai with a calm face: "Hehe, I'm poor, but I can't afford to drink high-end red wine." ”

When Qin Shaobai heard me say this, there was a look of contempt in the depths of his eyes: "Hehe, but the taste of red wine that is too low grade is too bad to be eaten at all." Let's change to a top-notch wine bar, I'm in for a treat tonight! ”

After he finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to summon the waiters, the Western restaurants in this five-star hotel are still quite high-grade, and even some of the waiters are foreigners. At this moment, a blonde and blue-eyed European beauty wearing a waiter's uniform walked over, and then asked Qin Shaobai what he needed in standard London accent English?

Qin Shaobai was a little confused when he heard the other party's London accent, and I saw his confused and dazed expression, and I knew that he couldn't understand the English of this foreigner beauty.

In fact, the average Chinese person speaks English with every sound, while foreigners speak English with a lot of continuous reading, weak reading, swallowing sounds, etc. So when we hear it, we will feel that the speed of speech is too fast, we can't adapt to it, and we can't even understand it at all, Qin Shaobai can't understand the London accent of this foreigner beauty now.

My grades in reading are very good, and I am often in the top three of my class. When I first learned English, the English teacher often told us how important it was to be an international language. Anyway, I received the English teacher's fool, and when I was in junior high school, I was very interested in English, and even often learned the authentic English of foreigners when I watched small movies in a black Internet café, such as "Oh choked to death", "Kang'an North Nose" and the like. So Qin Shaobai can't understand other people's London accents, but I can understand them.

When I saw Qin Shaobai deflated, I couldn't help but sneer in my heart, and then began to communicate with the foreigner waiter in standard English. This foreigner beauty was going to communicate with us in blunt Chinese, but I didn't expect that I could actually speak standard English, so she happily talked to me.

I am a rather flowery person, and when I saw that this blonde and blue-eyed beauty in her twenties had a very good figure and appearance, I couldn't help but praise her for her good figure and beauty. Our Chinese beauties are more reserved, and when they are praised, they will be shy to say that I am not so good if you have won the award, but this foreigner beauty waitress listened to my praise with a little flirtation, and said thank you very happily for the compliment, and told me that her name is Jessia.

Jessia was undoubtedly a warm and generous beauty, and we chatted and even forgot about ordering wine. If it weren't for Zhang Qingqing glaring at me fiercely when she saw me flirting with this foreigner beauty, which made me wake up in the twilight, I almost couldn't help but ask Jessia if she was in such a good figure, was it a D cup.

I actually forgot that Zhang Qingqing is a teacher, her English level is better than Qin Shaobai, she understood and guessed what I was talking about with Jessia, at this time I quickly sat up, and then said to Jessia: "By the way, we want to open a top red wine to taste, beautiful Jessia, do you have any good recommendations?" ”

Jessia recommended a few medium-grade red wines, and then secretly told me that the prices of these red wines were quite pertinent, not as expensive as other high-end red wines in the hotel.

I knew that the wines in the high-end hotels were much more expensive than the market prices outside, and the prices of some top-quality wines were even twice as expensive as the prices outside, so I flatly rejected the medium-grade wines that Jessia suggested we to drink, and instead ordered a bottle of the top wines from Romanée-Conti, which cost about 25,000 bottles outside, and sold here for 48,000 bottles.

Jessia's eyes widened and she looked at me, who was dressed in ordinary clothes: "Sir, are you really sure you want to drink such expensive red wine?" ”

I said, "Yes!" ”

Jessia: "Okay, but be sure to let me know later." I would tell the manager and cashier that you are my friend, and the relatives and friends of the hotel staff come here to eat, and you can get a discount of 85% to save you a little money. ”

When I heard this, I winked at her, and then glanced at Qin Shaobai next to me intentionally or unintentionally, and said to Jessica that there was no need to discount, because there was a big treat tonight, so I specially picked expensive red wine!

"You're so bad, sir!"

Jessica couldn't help but glance at Qin Shaobai, who didn't know what was going on, and covered her mouth and laughed. This blonde beauty was quite beautiful and moving when she laughed, but poor Qin Shaobai, who was a scumbag of English proficiency, saw this foreign beauty smiling at herself, and hurriedly smiled back. But Jessica held back a smile even more, thinking that this Qin Shaobai was funny.

The top red wine of Romanée Conti Wine Garden was quickly sent by the manager himself, and Qin Shaobai was unable to communicate with authentic foreigners just now, and he felt that he had lost face. When I saw high-end red wine at this time, I immediately regained my self-confidence, and I vigorously showed off his knowledge of red wine, while frequently raising my glass to invite me to taste it with Zhang Qingqing.

While he was drinking, Qin Shaobai's eyes rolled twice, and then he pretended to be full of pain, covered his heart with one hand, and said with a difficult breath......

Zhang Qingqing and I opened our eyes wide and before we could figure out what was going on, Qin Shaobai fell to the ground, causing the surrounding customers to exclaim. At this time, a man ran to Zhang Qingqing's side and exclaimed: "Your friend has asthma and can't breathe and collapses, hurry up and give him artificial respiration first aid, otherwise he will die!" ”

"Ahh

Zhang Qingqing is a teacher, sometimes responsible for taking students out for field trips or something at school, and naturally knows a little about the first aid method of artificial respiration, hearing this person say that Qin Shaobai will die if he does not give Qin Shaobai artificial respiration, he is also a little panicked, and hurriedly wants to prepare for artificial respiration for Qin Shaobai.

And Zhu Jianhui and Tu Wenxuan, who were hiding in the booth, were watching the development of the situation, Zhu Jianhui opened his eyes wide and said: "Damn, Qin Shao is quite a hooligan, he actually pretended to be dead and cheated!" If Zhang Qingqing gives him artificial respiration mouth-to-mouth, does it count as my loss? ”