509 The Character of the Ancestors
"Or ...... In the future, it will be up to you to contact your ancestors? Jiang Ning said to his cousin.
"I don't have this ability, how long have I been cultivating?" Jiang Cong waved his hand again and again, he was afraid that he would mess things up.
"It's okay, there's only one way to get in touch with the old guy, and that's if you and your wife do that kind of thing, as long as you do it hard enough and enjoy it, the old guy will run into your dreams after that. The annoying thing is that the old guy will often comment as if he is some kind of expert, and you just fart him. Jiang Ning said with a big grin.
The people around, including those with children, all walked away with their ears covered by their children, and those without children stood there with red faces...... And secretly pricked up his ears.
For the world of monsters, for the myths of antiquity, everyone has curiosity, not to mention that the protagonist of the topic is still their ancestor?
"Ning Ning, the old ancestor is not as unbearable as you say, right?" Jiang Ning's grandfather had to say two words, after all, he was the head of the clan and had to maintain the majesty of his ancestors.
"I don't need to hack it, that's all the old rabbit does." Jiang Ning looked disapproving: "You must have a little understanding of the world of monsters by now, and you must know how difficult it is for monsters to leave offspring?" Not to mention interracial, I haven't seen a second successful example, which shows what the old guy is like.
The 'Tao' that the old guy perceives belongs to the realm of reproduction...... I think ah! The reason why it will become a lump of wood, nine times out of ten is because it is male, throughout the ages, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, all the success of this road is female, such as Venus, the goddess of love in Greek mythology, reproduction is a very comprehensive system, ninety-nine percent of the workload is on the female side, and the old guy is only proficient in sowing ......"
The more Jiang Ning spoke, the more energetic he became, and the more he spoke, the more outrageous he became, foaming at the mouth, his eyebrows dancing, giving people a feeling of ...... Very lewd, very lewd.
"Okay, okay, you've already said this, there's no need to keep talking about it." Jiang Ning's grandfather hurriedly interrupted.
The old man was depressed.
The rest of the Jiang family was equally depressed.
I didn't expect the ancestor to be this virtue.
The ancestors they originally envisioned had two images, one was like a sweeping monk, low-key and a mess, but his strength crushed everything, and the other was the Monkey King, free and proud.
I learned from Ning Ning that what the old ancestor was best at was escaping and sowing seeds...... This has left them speechless. And now I hear it again...... A lot of people just want to hit their heads.
"Don't talk about the ancestors, don't you have six wives yourself......" Jiang Cong choked Jiang Ning.
"The old guy is also your ancestor, and you also have his genes." Jiang Ning patted his cousin on the shoulder, and then said to Cheng Nailun next to him: "Sister-in-law, keep an eye on it, otherwise God knows when a bunch of second wives and juniors will appear." ”
"I will." Cheng Nailun replied subconsciously, and she regretted it when she said it.
The matter between her and Jiang Cong, she didn't plan to take it seriously, for a monk like her who can be reincarnated at will, love and marriage can't even talk about the embellishments in life, why is it suddenly serious now?
She was immediately distraught.
"Who would be like you?" Jiang Cong was annoyed and angry, but he didn't dare to make a move, he knew that he would definitely not be able to beat his cousin...... I can't beat it since I was a child.
To his surprise, Jiang Ning actually sighed: "Alas-to be honest, I do feel very strange, but in two or three hundred years, how come the Jiang family has all mutated?" …… It's not right, there are not all variants, they are timid and afraid, and they hide when they see chaos, this has never changed, but it has become serious. ”
"Speaking of our variants, have you inherited the character of your ancestors? By the way, didn't you say that you were also a powerful person in your previous life? "Only Jiang Cong can be so casual with Jiang Ning, as for the last half of the sentence...... He didn't even know how he could have come out of nowhere?
Of course he didn't know that this was Cheng Nailun's secret tricks.
Christina, Mi Xue, and Cheng Nailun have already figured out most of Jiang Ning's affairs, but there are still a few pieces of the puzzle that are not very complete.
"You're right, the character of my life is indeed derived from the inheritance of the old guy, and I was definitely not like this in my previous life...... No, I can't say that, my current personality should be a mixture of the old guy's genetics and the personality of the previous life, for example, when I encounter something, my first thought is to escape, according to the old guy's character, after escaping, I will find a safe place to hide, I am different, what I think of is revenge, if I don't get back to the field, I don't sleep well. Jiang Ning said while touching his chin.
"What was your personality in your last life?" Jiang Cong asked stupidly.
"Hey, hey, hey." Jiang Ning let out a series of eerie shrieks, and then patted his cousin: "You really want to know?" ”
Jiang Cong suddenly realized and shook his head again and again.
He remembered that his cousin practiced magic skills, and the people of the Cheng family, especially the four children, had said that their cousin was in Indonesia, refining the demon head on the spot, and also released the demon head to directly devour the soul of Cheng Anlan's third uncle, turning Cheng Anlan's third uncle into a walking corpse...... This is basically the plot of a horror movie.
Nine times out of ten, my cousin was an old devil in his last life, waving his hand to kill people, staring at him and killing people, and if he was a little unhappy, he would kill everyone...... It's better not to know, so I don't have a pimple in my heart.
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The Lantern Festival was originally not a holiday, but today is Saturday, so there are a lot of people outside. The streets are lined with small stalls, mostly selling small handicrafts and other things, but also selling books (pirated books), clothes, silk scarves, headdresses, and even flowers.
"It's very lively!" Jiang Ning looked left and right.
"How long has it been since you walked on your feet?" Sister Meow glanced at this guy, when Jiang Ning went to the opposite side just now, these women didn't follow, because it was embarrassing to meet, now everyone in the Jiang family knows about it, she is more than six hundred years old, Xie Xiaowei and Lu Yuling were born in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties...... How do you say hello? Is it called Grandma? Or a grandmother?
"yes, you're teleporting wherever you go now." Jiang Cong sighed on the side, he was so envious, so envious...... It's a pity that he doesn't have the ability.
"If you say this now, when you practice those forty-nine kinds of escape methods, I don't think you can use them?" Jiang Ning sneered and said that it was easy for others, but it would be different when it was his turn.
The reason why he always teleports and teleports back and forth is because of convenience, but more importantly, because of safety.
Teleportation or movement are difficult to intercept, and if you want to intercept it, the movement is not small, either borrow the power of heaven and earth to completely block a certain area, or set up a large array.
"Okay, don't say any more, you see, that's not the rabbit pendant you want." Xie Xiaowei pointed into the distance.
Sure enough, there was a stall selling pendants a dozen steps away.
Jiang Ning squeezed over with people, and there were a bunch of people behind him! Now it belongs to the collective release.
Usually, the people of the Jiang family don't dare to run around, on the one hand, they feel unsafe, and on the other hand, they have to cultivate, that child's pendant was bought when he first came, and he has never had a chance to go out after that, and the others are the same.
"It seems like a lot." Jiang Ning glanced at it.
"Of course, this thing should sell well." Xie Xiaowei also took one, although she is more than 300 years old, she has never been able to resist this cute thing.
This pendant is indeed quite cute, the size of a thumb, a rabbit in a plush place, fluffy, soft, and smooth, and there are pupils on the two small round red eyes.
"How is it better than what you carved?" Lu Yuling also took one.
"It feels more like a guinea pig." Jiang Ning will not admit defeat if he is killed, and he must pick out some bones in the egg.
He took the pendant from Xie Xiaowei's hand, and with the other hand, he twisted up a knuckle-sized piece of wood and put it on the pendant casually.
The wooden block disappeared and was completely integrated into the pendant...... In fact, it was a method of shrinking things, and the wooden block was shrunk to the size of a grain of rice, and then moved into the pendant.
This hand is lightweight, very handsome, very beautiful, and too tall to be good, giving people a feeling of returning to the basics.
"You've been practicing for more than a week, and you're going to use it here, so you're going to do it...... Isn't that a bit redundant? Sister Meow's voice went straight to Jiang Ning's ears.
"The conscience of heaven and earth, I just thought that I practiced this hand for another purpose." Of course, Jiang Ning refused to admit it, and he couldn't admit it even if he was killed.
But he was indeed right, he practiced this hand for something else.
"Come on, come on, pick for yourself, choose for yourself." Jiang Ning turned around and shouted at the back.
The one who sells the pendant is an old lady, and the old lady is a little dumbfounded at the moment, she knows that this kind of pendant sells well, but she has not encountered such a thing, and most of them come to buy pendants, and most of them are still gentlemen...... There are even several old men.
"This kind of pendant doesn't seem to be enough!" Jiang Ning's grandfather said hesitantly.
"Yes, yes." How could the old lady let go of such a business? "You wait, I'll come when I go."
As she spoke, the old lady greeted the stall owner next to her and asked the stall owner to help take a look at the stall, and she quickly went into the alley next to her...... The skewers went.
Jiang Ning didn't care about this, he was there to fight the law on his own.
"Huh? I felt like I understood a lot of things at once. A woman who took the pendant and hung it around her neck suddenly widened her eyes.
"It's your psychic effect, isn't it?" Her husband said disapprovingly (this family is a woman with the genes of the Jiang family, and the man belongs to outsiders).
"I feel that way, too." One of the people next to him also shouted.
"Me too." This time it was a child who spoke.
"Probably because you subconsciously felt resistant to this guy's craftsmanship before, this thing borrows the power of faith, and you need to integrate it wholeheartedly, and if you have resistance in your heart, how can you integrate it wholeheartedly? This is the so-called 'sincerity is spiritual'. Sister Meow saw through the reason at a glance.
All the people squinted at Jiang Ning, they had nothing to say.
"What do you want me to do? Foreigners can draw a cross to represent Christ, we are our ancestors, we are related by blood, you can't be sincere...... Reflect on yourself! "Jiang Ning will always have a reason.