Xiaobai was a little upset, so he lit a cigarette and sat on the sofa.

In the 'Petanus Superstar' chat group, Dong Jian sent a message: "What are the comrades doing? ”

Xiaobai replied: "I'm thinking about a philosophical question!" ”

Dong Jian: "Philosophical questions? ”

Xiaobai typed quickly: "... You see, we all say that two people love each other and grow old together, but if one day, one of them dies, what happens to the one left? ”

Zhang Shan was woken up by the vibration of his mobile phone, and found that the two friends were discussing such a serious topic, so he hurriedly joined in: "... So, what do you mean? ”

"I support taking concubines!"

"I support it too!"

“… I taste that I don't fit in with you because I'm not perverted enough..."

Dong Jianshun sent a screenshot to Yang Lan...

Then Xiaobai no longer had time to lament the difference in concept between himself and a group of seniors.

Torture scene:

"Say, who do you have a crush on?"

“… I... I've been making movies all year long, who can I see, that was a joke just now! ”

"What's the joke? How have I seen it? ”

"One of the things about doing comedy is to maintain your sense of humor, I like to watch jokes on the Internet when I'm fine, and when I watch too much, I naturally forget where I watched it..."

"Is it Zhao Liying?"

“… Walt? ”

"Liu Yifei?"

"What are you kidding?"

The young lady suddenly felt happy: "Gulnazar, isn't it?" ”

“… It's been a long time since I've contacted her..."

hesitated for a little 0.1 seconds, and was immediately caught by the young lady: "Hehe, I found her photo in your computer's browsing history the day before yesterday!" ”

“… I'm casting, you know casting? ”

"What's the role?"

"That's right, I'm going to make a movie, and the actor lacks a first love..."

"Who's the hero?"

"It's me!"

“…”

Xiaobai was a little weak-hearted, but he was still very calm, and silently recited in his heart, 'Chao Viagra, rely on you', and then the actor protected his body, with a helpless expression on his face: "I just think she's quite suitable..."

"So, you asked her to be your first love?"

Xiaobai continued to be serious: "It's not decided yet, you also know that there are too many factors to consider in casting, maybe Sister Zhong wants to return the favor or something!" This time in "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", she stuffed a lot of actresses, but I haven't seen it! ”

“… Why don't you look for me? ”

Hit the nail on the head!

Xiao Bai's face did not change his color: "That character's appearance time is only a few seconds, it's a waste to look for you!" ”

"Really?"

The young lady took a deep look at him and turned to go to the bathroom.

"What are you doing?"

"Take a bath!"

A few minutes later, there was a murmuring sound in the bathroom.

It seems that viagra can't do it, no wonder it will be held in the palm of Liu Jialing's hand!

With a sigh, Xiaobai took off his clothes and walked into the bathroom naked...

Accompanied by the exclamation of the young lady.

"Let's wash it together," Xiaobai hugged her waist very domineeringly.

Xiaobai turned her around, pressed her against the wall, and turned on the piling mode...

There are some things that can only be solved through the most practical actions!

……

Friday the 29th.

I have already said that this year's Chinese New Year movies are piled up, and after entering December, new films will be released every Friday.

This is pre-set.

Today, "Demon Bell", "Anxiety Relief Grocery Store" and "The Second Generation of Goblins" are released!

Judging from the number of films, "Jiupin Sesame Official" still won 33% of the films, but compared with 58% yesterday, it was cut by 20%!

The publicity of "Demon Bell Ring" is very powerful, and the starring lineup is very exciting: Wu Junru, Shen Hui, Yue Yunpeng, Zhang Yi, PPI sauce, Wu Zhenyu...

Fifty-two-year-old Wu Junru ran to publicize that he was not weaker than Xiaobai in his youth, and he ran more than 30 roadshows...

Regarding the birth of "Demon Bell", it should be that the twist series of movies is thriving, so Liu Hongtao, the general manager of twist, found Chen Kexin, and then Chen Kexin handed over this beauty to Wu Junru, so that his wife also tried to be addicted to directing.

Therefore, the producer of "Demon Bell" has Twist Pictures...

Coupled with the natural way of comedy, "Demon Bell Bell" directly got 21% of the film schedule;

"The Second Generation of Goblins", 19 percent;

The most surprising thing is "Worry Relief Grocery Store", which is only 13% of the film schedule...

Is it really Wanda's own birth?

……

Xiaobai's fan base, many people chatted and talked about the few films released today.

"Grass stepping on horses, "Demon Bell" Zhen Ji is rotten, and there is really a film of Yue Yunpeng, which is unconditionally a bad movie!"

"You're enough, who told you to go to a movie like this?"

“… I just want to know what kind of flowers can be pulled out by the so-called 'strongest comedy league in history'... It turns out that I think too much, it's definitely a dog's tail flower that is terrifying to the extreme, by the way, the eldest brother next to me laughed like a crook, I suspect that he was hired by the filmmaker. ”

“… Don't say that, maybe people are born with a low smile! ”

"I also watched it, the plot of the whole movie is too reluctant, and the funny means are still at the funny level of the 80s, Wu Junru's comedy talent is compared with our boss, it is really a heaven and an underground!"

At this time, a person with the ID name 'Slag Point' asked: "Which of you has watched "Worry Relief Grocery Store"? ”

“… You're new here, aren't you? Didn't you mix 'Fei * Lu' before? ”

“… How do you know? ”

"The boss publicly dissed "Anxiety Grocery Store" at the Shanghai Film Festival, don't you know?"

"Oh, the bad movie that the boss is talking about is "Worry Relief Grocery Store", okay, I know!"

A few minutes later, the fan named 'Slag Point' dropped out of the group...

Of course, Xiaobai's fan base has always been in and out at will, and few people care.

……

At 12 o'clock in the evening, when it is the busiest time for the studio, I will send a press release according to the statistics!

lived up to expectations, "Jiupin Sesame Official" still beat the crowd, winning 55% of the market, with a single daily revenue of 198 million, and failed to reach 200 million for the first time...

However, the cumulative box office has exceeded 2 billion!

ranked second is "Demon Bell Bell", which won 49 million on the first day, compared with the investment of half of the comedy industry, this result is obviously not enough to watch, and the reputation of this movie is also very bad, and it is only rated 5.6 points - this is the first day result;

The third place is "The Second Generation of Goblins", which won 42 million on the first day, and the total box office is expected to be 160 million.

As for "Worry Relief Grocery Store", the first-day results of 34 million, as well as bad reviews on the whole network!

"Sister, how should the focus of the draft be written?"

The eldest sister of the Propaganda Department is called Li Qiaoqiao, who used to be in Huang Xiaoming's propaganda team, and Zhong Lifang was hired with a high salary, and she presided over the propaganda tasks of the entire studio.

“… The box office is still influential, don't say anything like that, let's put the data on it, how syphilis is the reader's business! ”

"Got it!"

"Sister, come and see, our boss has been hacked again!"

“… What's the situation? ”

Li Qiaoqiao helped his glasses, it is a public account, the author is 'scum', and the title is 'Just a real Bai Xiaofei: pick up the rice bowl and eat meat, put down the chopsticks and scold the mother!'" ’

"I have read more than 200,000 of them..."

"It's a crime, let's sue him!"

Li Qiaoqiao didn't read the content at all, and directly ordered...

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