The black bear roared and opened its bloody mouth to bite Ma Xiaoer.

As if he couldn't bear to see the scene of his tragic death, Ma Xiaosan subconsciously closed his eyes.

But the imaginary pain did not come, and when I opened my eyes secretly, I found a white hand, tightly holding the black bear's hideous mouth.

"Why bears? And it looks so thin and peeled off, it is estimated that there are no two taels of meat left, and it still looks like the little cutie just now. ”

Ma Xiaosan opened his eyes in shock and saw a handsome man standing beside him.

I saw the man holding the black bear's mouth with one hand, and his eyes revealed that he was not surprised (a trace of disgust)!

"Alas, there's no way, it's winter now, and the other guys are hiding so strictly, I just met that little cutie, and I let him go, so I can only make up with you."

After the man finished speaking, in Ma Xiaosan's shocked gaze, he smashed a fist on the black bear's head.

The black bear's entire brain shattered like an egg in an instant.

The man grabbed the snow on the ground, washed his hands in disgust, and looked up at him:

"Are you alright?"

"No, it's fine!"

Ma Xiaosan often heard the old man say that some beasts in the deep mountains and old forests have become spirits, and they are no longer considered beasts, but goblins, some of which have advanced cultivation and can even turn into human form.

Ma Xiaosan used to listen to stories, but now he wants to tell this accident to those young people who listen to it as a story.

Shattering the blind bear's head with one punch, can this be something that a man can do?

I'm afraid that the tiger in the mountains has become a spirit.

Ma Xiaosan guessed wrong, the person in front of him was not a tiger but a white dragon reborn.

That's right, the person in front of him is Xiang Xiaoer, who rushed over after hearing the news.

Xiang Xiaoer has a lot of skills, but he doesn't have the ability to read minds, so he doesn't know what the young man with a horse face in front of him is thinking.

"It's okay, can you still move?"

Ma Xiaosan's face flashed with a hint of despair, she heard that predators always like to chase their prey before predating, because the prey's meat will only become softer after the activity.

Now the other party asks if he can move, obviously he wants to eat himself, and he is afraid that the meat on his body will not taste good without exercise.

"Reluctantly, barely able to move."

Xiang Xiaoer didn't know Ma Xiaosan's rich heart, but when he heard that the other party could move, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, it seemed that he didn't have to carry it on his back, or he had to find another way.

However, this demon-like smile fell in Ma Xiaosan's eyes, but it had another meaning.

"It's over, he smiled, it's because I can still move, so will it taste good later?"

"If you can, move slowly."

It's good to be active early, and it's good to take me out of this place where birds don't poop early.

Xiang Xiaoer was kind, and he didn't say the words later, after all, it seemed that he saved him in order to get out of here, how hurtful it was, the most important thing was that he was lost, if people knew about it, wouldn't he be very faceless?

Ma Xiaosan was about to cry.

"Okay."

Although he said this on his lips, he shouted in his heart:

"It's over, it's over, he can't wait to eat me, he doesn't want to wait at all, he must not have looked at the yellow calendar when he went out today, he first met a bear blind man, and now he met another one, I don't know what the big monster was? It seems that my small physique, which is less than 100 pounds, is about to be explained here. ”

"Purr!"

The scream of the stomach rang out.

Ma Xiaosan, who struggled to support himself and wanted to stand up, heard this voice, and the whole person suddenly softened on the ground.

Xiang Xiaoer looked at the other party in surprise.

"Are you hungry?"

Ma Xiaosan cried:

"I think you can hold on a little longer."

Xiang Xiaoer: ???

What the hell are you talking about?

seemed to be aware of the problem in his words, and Ma Xiaosan reacted at this time.

It turned out that the person who screamed in his stomach just now was not the other party, but himself.

An awkward smile appeared on his face.

"I mean, it's okay, it's okay."

In fact, he did not want to insist at all, because he had heard that tasteful beasts always liked to starve their prey for a few days before eating.

Xiang Xiaoer looked at the other party deeply, as if he was making some important decision.

Ma Xiaosan was very panicked, she silently cheered herself up in her heart, come on, Ma Xiaosan, you are the best, you must not cry, otherwise this murderous monster will definitely be happier.

"Eat."

"Don't eat me, I'm not good at all, I don't usually like to be clean, I haven't showered in months, no, I never take a bath, and I never use paper to go to the toilet, and the clothes you wear haven't been washed in years, and there is a smell all over my body. I ......"

Ma Xiaosan knelt on the ground and cried.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back.

If you don't hold back, who doesn't want to die strong?

I also wanted to enter the belly of the youkai with the last dignity, but unfortunately I couldn't hold back!

Ma Xiaosan knelt on the ground and pleaded for mercy while crying.

Xiang Xiaoer held the moldy steamed bun in one hand, and his whole body stiffly looked at Ma Xiaosan, who was kneeling in front of him, like Ma Xiaosan who knelt on the ground and begged for mercy.

Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on?

Could it be that the people of Yingzhou all bow down to each other when they communicate?

So do I want to knock him back?

In the end, Xiang Xiaoer still didn't knock back to the other party, after all, if it was a delicate lady who worshipped him, he would have endured it, he was still a stinky man who had never taken a bath in his life, so forget it, standing in front of him was a little disgusted.

Fortunately, from the other party's words, I finally understood the reason for the other party's bowing.

"I'm not a youkai."

"Yes, you didn't mean to ask if you were an immortal in the sky."

Ma Xiaosan immediately followed the words.

"Your majesty is like the moon in the sky, your temperament is like the Nine Heavens Milky Way, your face..."

"Stop!"

Xiang Xiaoer hurriedly interrupted the other party, and the other party seemed to be speaking very coherently, but at first glance, there was no culture, and he dared to use any idiom, and he probably knew that both words were scolded.

If you finish talking about this, you may be able to boast about something.

"I'm not a monster."

"Yes, you are an immortal."

Ma Xiaosan nodded.

"I'm your immortal board."

"Okay, you're my Immortal Banban."

Xiang Xiaoer was desperate.

grabbed the other party's collar and roared:

"I'm human, you know no, human. Like you, a living big living person. ”

Ma Xiaosan cried:

Who can slap a black bear to death? Who can be so fierce?

Are you human? Who believes?

But he did not dare to say this, because he was afraid of death.

So.

"Yes. You are human, you are the next person in the world. ”

Xiang Xiaoer loosened the other party's collar.

He was desperate.

"How do I prove to you that I'm a person?"

"You don't have to prove that you're (a big monster)!"

Ma Xiaosan replied seriously.

On how one can prove oneself to another person that he is a person?

Xiang Xiaoer was very strange that he was reborn as a white dragon and was destined to subvert the Tianhan Dynasty, why would he discuss such an esoteric topic with a person in this ice and snow?

And he doesn't seem to understand it.

Although the white dragon is reborn and can be reborn into a white dragon, he is indeed a real person in this life, and the reason why he can still manipulate the weather and transform into a dragon is because his soul is still a dragon soul.

No matter how reborn, the soul does not change, but his body is really a human body.

Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to eat a dozen steamed buns in one meal.

According to the amount of food in the previous life, it had to eat seven or eight hundred in one go.

But now the question is, how can he prove to the other party that he is a person?

No, why prove yourself to the other person? Just let him take him out, no matter if the other party treats him as a monster or a human, as long as the other party can lead him out of here, isn't it? Why bother with what the other person thinks of you?

To put it bluntly, as long as the other party is obedient.

Xiang Xiaoer reacted, looked at the trembling Ma Xiaosan and took a deep breath:

"Believe it or not? I'm really human. ”

Looking at the other party's serious expression, Ma Xiaosan's firm heart was a little loose, could it really be that he made a mistake?

Looking at the dead black bear on the ground, he immediately snuffed out the idea, well, no mistake.

He's really not human.

Regardless of whether the other party believes it this time or not? Xiang Xiaoer didn't have the idea of continuing to argue with him.

Angrily, he put away the steamed buns in his hand, he didn't treat me as a person, he still wanted to eat my steamed buns, and dreamed!

In front of the black bear that was already dead and could no longer die, he tore off one of his arms with both hands.

Looking at this murderous scene.

Ma Xiaosan couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

Be more firm in your ideas.

No matter what he says he is, even if he says he is a dragon, he believes it.

Xiang Xiaoer pulled the black bear fur at will, and handed it to Ma Xiaosan and asked:

"Eat?"

Ma Xiaosan's stomach gurgled and he hadn't eaten for several days, but looking at the bloody arm, he still shook his head firmly.

How can anyone eat raw meat? Aren't they afraid that these beasts have the coronavirus on them? If a new one comes out, it will bring back the crowd and cause another plague.

Seeing that the other party didn't eat it, and there was no joke, he took it and put it to his mouth to bite it.

The white teeth were mixed with blood, and Ma Xiaosan was trembling all over his body when he saw it, it was terrible, it was terrible.

This should say that he is a human being, and people must cook things, how can anyone eat raw meat.

"Gollum-"

Looking at Xiang Xiaoer, who was chewing and eating, Ma Xiaosan's stomach made a protest cry again.

Xiang Xiaoer stopped and looked at him.

"Bang!"

Ma Xiaosan, who was originally kneeling, instantly lay on the snow.

Don't ask why, asking is that the body is not angry.

With a face full of bear blood and chewing raw meat, Xiang Xiaoer asked without the slightest consciousness:

"Why did you get down?"

Ma Xiaosan got up and said:

"It's cool on the ground, I'm a little hot."

Looking at Ma Xiaosan, who kept wiping his sweat, Xiang Xiaoer nodded: "It looks quite hot, and I sweat so much." ”

Is that hot? That's scared by you.

Ma Xiaosan wanted to scold, but he didn't dare.

Lowly.

"Purr, purr, purr."

"You want to sing?"

Xiang Xiaoer looked at Ma Xiaosan, who kept screaming in his stomach, and asked.

You just want to sing, your whole family wants to sing, it's obviously hungry.

Ma Xiaosan complained in his heart, but on the surface, he wiped the sweat on his forehead and replied with a smile:

"I'm not good at singing, but if you're interested, I can tell you a joke."

Xiang Xiaoer's eyes lit up:

"Meat jokes?"

Ma Xiaosan was stunned, he had never heard of this word:

"What? Meat jokes? ”

Xiang Xiaoer changed his words: "It's a yellow joke." ”

Ma Xiaosan was stunned, are the monsters talking so profound now? Is it still a color?

Seeing the other party's expression, Xiang Xiaoer showed disappointment, alas, boring, the world connected by Mangdang Mountain is interesting, and there are all kinds of talents in it, especially in the book review area of the online novel, which says that one is better than the other.

"Purr!"

The stomach barked again.

Xiang Xiaoer was a little helpless.

He is not really stupid, so he naturally knows why the other party doesn't eat it? But he is a dragon soul, he can pray for rain and lead thunder, but he can't spit fire, otherwise he wouldn't eat this raw meat.

This bear meat is similar to dog meat, it tastes astringent and woody, and it is unpalatable and tight.

Putting the bear paw in his hand on the ground, picking up the snow and washing his hands, Xiang Xiaoer took out the steamed bun from his arms and handed it to Ma Xiaosan.

"This is the spare food that I have saved for a long time, so let's give it to you."

Ma Xiaosan looked at the moldy steamed buns in the other party's hand, and then looked at the other party's eyes.

I had the heart to refuse, but my stomach screamed again, and in order to be afraid that the other party I called would be upset, Ma Xiaosan decided to test the poison himself.

took the steamed bun, glanced at it again, and stopped caring about himself, and picked up the bear Changde Xiang Xiaoer again, Ma Xiaosan finally became ruthless and bit down on the steamed bun.

The taste of the steamed bun is very bad, it looks like it has really been put for a long time to the other party, some hard and some weird taste.

But Ma Xiaosan ate it all, and even picked up the waste residue that fell on the ground and ate it.

And Xiang Xiaoer didn't say a word, frowning and biting the bear meat.

After eating, Ma Xiaosan, whose stomach was not singing, secretly looked at himself, the life-saving benefactor, at this time.

The other party seemed to be hungry, and every time he bit it, it was a big mouthful, but he was careful and found that the other party's brows would furrow slightly every time he swallowed.

He knew that it should be because the other party was dissatisfied with the taste of the bear meat.

After observing for a while, Ma Xiaosan hesitated to speak:

"You're really not a youkai?"

Xiang Xiaoer gave him a blank look and didn't answer.

He was afraid that after taking it, it would become a topic of how to prove that a person is a human being.

From the other party's eyes, Ma Xiaosan read out two words: idiot, he didn't dare to scold back, and he didn't dare to stare at him, he could only cough twice in order to hide his embarrassment.

"Ahem!"

Xiang Xiaoer, who ate the whole bear claw for a while, went over and tore off a bear claw again, and then frowned, as if he was thinking about whether to eat it or not.

"You didn't even think about roasting it."

Ma Xiaosan, who was no longer so scared, said cautiously.

Xiang Xiaoer glared at him:

"Where did the fire come from?"

Looking at the other party's performance, Ma Xiaosan realized.

No wonder the other party eats more and more slowly, not because he is almost full, but because the other party usually eats cooked food, and the reason why he eats raw meat is because he is too hungry.

And there is no fire here, so I was forced to choose to eat it raw.

It seems that the other party may really be a human, otherwise a monster, save him alone, and give him food, which makes some sense.

"Why don't I light it for you?"

Ma Xiaosan asked tentatively.

Xiang Xiaoer, who had just spoken, was momentarily stunned.

Then he stared at Ma Xiaosan with big eyes:

"Will you make a fire?"

Ma Xiaosan nodded as a matter of course, isn't it a matter of people to start a fire in the wild?

Xiang Xiaoer's arm holding the bear claw was trembling: "Then why didn't you say it earlier?" ”

You didn't ask? Although he thought so, Ma Xiaosan, who was afraid of death, decided to change the way he said not to die: "I don't think you are proud of this." ”

Looking at the smiling Ma Xiaosan and the bear paw he had just gnawed on the ground, Xiang Xiaoer looked up at the sky to prevent his tears from falling out.

Don't bow your head, the crown will fall, don't shed tears, the enemy will laugh.

The fire was quickly lit, Xiang Xiaoer tore the black bear into several pieces, tested it with the fire, and the black hair on the outside was burned off, and then found a few wooden sticks to pass through the bear meat and began to roast it on the fire.

Of course, Ma Xiaosan also helped, although he knew that the other party was not a man-eating monster, but the history of slapping the black bear to death still made him afraid, and he was afraid of slapping himself to death.

Ma Xiaosan almost asked: "I don't know what to call a benefactor?" ”

Xiang Xiaoer, who was seriously roasting bear meat, replied without raising his head: "Xiang Xiaoer." ”

Ma Xiaosan didn't care about the other party's attitude, hehe, he smiled:

"Then I'll call you second brother, second brother, my name is Ma Xiaosan."

Xiang Xiaoer was stunned for a moment, it seems that this steamed bun is not eaten in vain, looking at this name, the two seem to be really related, so he opened his mouth tentatively

"Third brother?"

Ma Xiaosan was also stunned, and climbed up the pole with joy in the back:

"Alas, second brother, what do you say?"

Xiang Xiaoer said with a strange look on his face: "Have you ever heard of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms?" ”

Ma Xiaosan naturally didn't listen too much, and asked with an open face of asking for advice:

"Three Kingdoms? Which three countries? ”

"Song Qi Liang Chen!"

Ma Xiaosan: "Oh. ”

Well?

Ma Xiaosan reacted, clenched his fist and stretched out his left hand, and then broke his fingers one by one:

"Second brother, Song Qi Liang Chen is the four countries, right?"

Xiang Xiaoer looked at Ma Xiaosan's four fingers stretched out and shook his head seriously:

"Who taught you to count?"

Ma Xiaosan said honestly: "No one? I do my own research. ”

Xiang Xiaoer looked at Ma Xiaosan with admiration: "You are quite smart, and you can study on your own." ”

was looked at like this by the second brother who had the ability to slap the bear to death, Ma Xiaosan was a little fluttery for a while:

"That's right, I'm studious, it's not that I blow, and I don't understand what I've learned."

Xiang Xiaoer nodded:

"That's right, but you're wrong about teaching yourself, it's not four, it's three."

Ma Xiaosan was stunned and looked at his four fingers:

"This is ~three?"

Xiang Xiaoer nodded very seriously: "That's right, this is three." ”

Ma Xiaosan's view is completely ruined, so he has been learning wrong, if it wasn't for the second brother telling me, I'm afraid I would have been wrong for a lifetime.

Looking at the self-doubting Ma Xiaosan, Xiao Er spoke again: "This time you count again." ”

Ma Xiaosan clenched his hands into fists again:

"Song! Even! Beam! Old! ”

Looking at the four fingers, Xiang Xiaoer asked, "How much is this?" ”

Ma Xiaosan took a deep breath. He knew this question, and the second brother had taught him just now:

"It's ~three!"

Xiang Xiaoer nodded with satisfaction:

"The children can be taught!"

Ma Xiaosan is enlightened, Song Qi Liang Chen is three, so it is the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.