Your sister's, these two people are really weird people, they fucking say they just leave, they really think Lao Tzu is a fool. [Marshmallow] I scolded like this in my heart, but as soon as I got this first-hand information, my heart also made it clear that their appearance must have something to do with the war of gods and demons, we are looking for fallen angels, just to ensure the victory of the war of gods and demons, but the two of them inexplicably appeared to stop them, so they are not people who help the god realm, they must be people in our so-called calamity this time!

After they left, I hurriedly rushed to the principal's office with a cigarette in my mouth, Ma Tianli was very polite and hurriedly asked me to sit down, "Teacher Ha, you are really hard, you come to inquire whenever you have something at work, you are a good teacher!" ”

Ma Tianli gave me a thumbs up, which made me a little embarrassed, I hurriedly waved my hand and smiled, "Principal, I'm not at work, I'm asking you, why are there two weirdos in this school for some reason?" ”

When Ma Tianli heard this, she smiled as if she understood what I said, "Haha, the weirdos you are talking about are the two tall brothers King Xie and Emperor Xie!" "This is the first time I know the names of the two of them, King Xie Di Xie? What a strange name.

"It should be them, those two cold, one tall and one short!" I nodded, and Ma Tianli then said, "That's the case, it just so happens that our school is recruiting teachers, they came to apply for the job two days ago, and they officially came to work today. ”

When I heard what she said, I couldn't laugh or cry, is this the so-called high knowledge? Since these two people are outside the Seven Realms, Six Realms and Five Elements, it is very easy to understand the things in this human world, just find someone to copy his memory.

"Oh, that's right, so what department are they in?" As soon as I thought of what they said earlier, I was suddenly relieved, they said to stop me from finding the fallen angel, which means that they didn't find it either, isn't that a good thing, we have to hurry.

"In the Department of Theology, that department was originally unpopular, and it was very good to be able to find a teacher!" Ma Tianli said and looked like she had picked up a big bargain. Seeing this, I also knew about their affairs, so I had to leave, "Headmaster, I know, then I'll leave first, you can do your business!" Ma Tianli didn't say much, waved at me, got up and went back to work.

The moment I left the principal's office, I also invaded Ma Tianli's body to check it, but this is really as Lucifer said, Ma Tianli has no blood in our battle angel at all, she may not be a fallen angel.

I shook my head helplessly and went back to my office. As soon as I entered, I saw the long asshole and the sugar chicken shit chatting quietly inside, and as soon as the two of them saw me, they immediately separated as if they saw a killing god, and then returned to their place and took out a book to read, not daring to stare at me at all, let alone greet me.

The thought of these two old assholes made me angry, and then I got up and walked in front of Sugar Chicken Shit, I slapped his table and shouted, "Sugar Chicken Shit, lend me your fire for use!" ”

Sugar's whole body trembled in fright, and he quickly took out a lighter from his bag and shouted in front of me, "Ha, Ha, brother! If you don't remember the villain, just let us go, we don't mean to embarrass you, I and Mr. Zhang have already thought about it, and we will never be your enemy again, so please don't worry about it, okay? ”

I didn't expect this girl to consciously admit her mistake with me, yo, this realization is good! I touched my chin with a smile and raised an eyebrow at him and said, "Really?" It's okay if I'm not against you, but I want to do something with you! ”

"What's the matter?" Sugar asked, I immediately laughed evilly, the principal said, let me use some tricks, there is no way, it can only be like this. I immediately took out a cigarette and lit it and smoked it, then squinted my eyes and said to the sugar, "You have a good relationship with the pig head, this time the pig head is the person who took the midterm exam of our history department, I want you to help me steal the test paper!" ”

"What!" Sugar suddenly screamed, I saw that he screamed loudly, and suddenly a slap slapped on his head, "Damn, what is it called, I'm telling Lao Tzu to kill you, give me a little quiet!" ”

Sugar chicken shit then realized his mistake, and quickly nodded with a wry smile, and then he glanced at the long asshole on the other side, this old man saw that the sugar chicken shit was hit by me, and his legs were already scared and weak, not far away, I could also hear his voice on the floor shaking and stepping out. Sugar chicken shit shouted to the long asshole, "Teacher Zhang, come on!" ”

How dare the long asshole be disobedient, he quickly walked over from his seat tremblingly and sat next to the sugar chicken shit and smiled at me, "Ha, Brother Ha, long time no see, are you okay?" As soon as I heard what he said, I frowned, I don't know how to speak, this is like asking someone who has gone to prison to go to prison, I haven't seen you for a long time, am I okay?

Suddenly, I slapped a palm on my asshole head and shouted, "Damn, I haven't seen a yarn for a long time, don't pretend to be a grandson for Lao Tzu, let's open the skylight and say something, if you want to dissipate the enmity with me, you have to do me a favor!" ”

The long asshole and head hurt from being beaten by me, but he still didn't dare to speak, so he quickly touched his head with a wry smile and asked, "What's the busy?" At this time, the sugar chicken shit came to his ear and told him what I had just said, the face of the long asshole became darker and darker, and finally turned into iron blue, and he couldn't believe it and said, "Ha, Brother Ha, stealing the test paper is against the school rules!" ”

I immediately put on a displeased look and shouted, "Don't chirp crookedly for Lao Tzu, use any school rules to press me, you just don't dare to do it, if you want to do it, our affairs will be written off, if you don't do it, hum, you wait to go home after school tonight and eat fart!" ”

My words touched their hearts and souls, and the two of them looked at each other in fright, and they seemed to have reached an agreement at this time, and then Sugar said, "Okay, Brother Ha, as long as you can let us go, we will help you steal the test papers!" ”

"It's not bad, this person is like this, everyone helps each other, and the society will be harmonious, in fact, I don't want to go against you, I'm just a passerby when I come to school, and I don't have a deep hatred with you, why use a knife, right!" I took a puff of cigarette and said with a smile, and when the two of them heard the words &; move the knife&; these two words, they immediately nodded with two drops of sweat on their foreheads.

"Yes, yes, Brother Ha is right, then are there any other commands?" Sugar looked at me like a pug and asked.

"Nonsense, of course, let's solve the matter at one time, there will be no grudges in the future, you will immediately give me the answers to all the questions after submitting the test papers, I think both of them are master's students, it is impossible to even get the answers to the freshman high school entrance examination!" As soon as I said this, the two of them were embarrassed, especially the long asshole, he smiled bitterly, "Brother Ha, I'm so old, I only know how to teach my professional courses, and the rest are very difficult for me, how can I help you make an answer!" ”

"Brother Ha, I can't do it either, the quality of teaching textbooks is rising too fast now, and I can't do it!" Sugar also screamed bitterly.

I then laughed and raised my mother's eyebrows and said, "Ouch, why are you so stupid, you can't make an answer, you can find someone else to do it, or someone else to steal an answer, this, cough cough, you can handle it yourself!" ”

These two are not stupid either, and of course they understand what I mean. Then the two of them nodded their heads again with determination, and agreed, "Okay, we will also do this for you, do you still have any orders?" ”

I saw that they agreed, and I was secretly happy in my heart, pig head, pig head, I'm afraid that this time you will kick me out of Beijing University. I smiled happily, gave them a cigarette and patted them on the shoulder and said, "Okay, it's okay, everyone will be friends in the future, if there are any students in your class who can't control it, just look for me, you know, I'm good at beating people!" ”

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