Text Text_Chapter 1033 It's uncomfortable for a man not to brag
The gunshot wound on Li Nannan's leg was injured by someone with a gun when he was tormenting Yue Zitong.
When he returned to the hotel, he had already been coarsely bandaged with his clothes, and he had just taken a shower, and the color was much lighter, and there was no more blood.
In fact, if Li Nannan doesn't care about this kind of flesh injury, it will also scar in a few days.
But since there is a panacea available, wouldn't it be useless not to use it?
The gunshot wound on his leg, Yang Xiao, who had been dodging his gaze, really didn't notice it.
After hearing Yang Xiao ask how to do it, Li Nannan turned around and sat down: "You don't know?" ”
He thought that his every move was under Yang Xiao's close surveillance.
Including the fact that he entered Yue's house tonight, turned into a puppet of some scum, and pressed his aunt on the bed to carry two long legs and half a half-legged, Yang Xiao should also know.
"I—How do I know?"
As soon as he turned around, Yang Xiao's eyes flashed suddenly, he quickly raised his head, and pursed the corners of his mouth vigorously: "I'm too lazy to always stare at you." Ahem, turn around. Don't show me anything, or I can't guarantee that a eunuch will be created to serve me. ”
What about the purity of the hair?
When you were on a small desert island, Lao Tzu dangled in front of your eyes with his bare butt all day long, and he didn't see you-Li Nannan just scolded here in his heart, but suddenly thought of something: "It's not right." When he was on a desert island, he never seemed to look at me squarely. I'm interested in my black and white peonies. It seems that his sexual orientation is normal. Phew, but Nima's scared Lao Tzu to death. ”
After a big stone seemed to fall in his heart, Li Nannan suddenly felt relaxed.
Just now, he was fully mentally prepared, for the sake of the night god.
Sister Night, do you want to thank him in particular?
Li Nannan turned around, and when he was thinking like a ghost, his mouth was not idle: "When I wanted to go to Yue's house to punish a shameless woman tonight, because I was too angry in my heart, I neglected the vigilance I should have, and after I was discovered, more than a dozen sought-after people chased and killed me - fortunately, I had superb kung fu, and finally after a bloody battle, I was uninjured and killed out of the encirclement." ”
"If a man doesn't brag, isn't he uncomfortable?"
Yang Xiao asked casually when he picked up the sheet again and deliberately wiped his wound vigorously.
Li Nannan asked rhetorically: "Will it be comfortable, will you know?" ”
"How can I, how can I be as despicable and shameless as you."
Yang Xiao scolded, hurriedly applied ointment to him, and wiped his hands on the sheets: "Hurry up and put on your clothes, don't always disgust me." ”
Li Nannan shrugged indifferently, and when he got up to get dressed, his mouth was not idle: "What is the name of your ointment?" You configured it yourself, right? ”
Mentioning his professional expertise, Yang Xiao immediately became proud, stepped out of bed and walked to the window, looked up at the bright moon outside with his hands behind his back, and pretended to say indifferently: "Apart from me, who else can be worthy of this healing elixir?" ”
Li Nannan secretly scoffed at her, and then tried to ask: "Discuss something with you." ”
Yang Xiao didn't even look back, but he actually knew what Li Nannan wanted to do, and said coldly: "I won't cooperate with a profiteer like you to develop an ointment business." The ointment I have painstakingly prepared is not something that ordinary people are entitled to enjoy. Don't try to impress me with profits. Do you think I'm the kind of person who is short of money to spend? ”
When Yang Xiao said the last sentence, he was still a little weak-hearted.
Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read.
Out of 10,000 families, at least 9,999 families are worried about money.
What's more, Yang Xiao's home is still super big?
Don't look at her as the Xuanyuan King who is high in the hearts of the Flame Sect Members, but her life in the Flame Valley over the years has definitely been frugal-this is still a truth that she only understood after she entered the world.
Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.
If there are rivers and lakes, there will be classes.
As long as there is a class, then there is a corrupt class that does not work hard, and naturally there is no shortage of wage earners who are always exploited.
The corrupt class within the Flame is the elder group whose "team" is getting bigger and bigger.
Heavenly Dao and Hungry Ghost Dao teamed up to control the financial income of the flames, and wantonly exploited the people of the Hell Dao to deceive the upper and lower to enrich their own pockets, and they had long forgotten the great cause of recovering the Sui Empire, just to use this reason to collect money and enjoy it wantonly.
The Elders are the root cause of the Flames' constant deficits in revenue, and it's not an exaggeration to say that they are bloodsuckers.
And the hungry ghost Dao, who relied on the elder group to fill his own pockets, was of course the follower of these bloodsuckers.
With such a bad property, the victims can only be Yang Xiao, the king, and the lowest-ranking Hell Dao people in the Six Realms.
Yang Xiao didn't know these things when he was not involved in the world.
Because she has lived in the absolutely closed Flame Valley since she was a child, although she will see the prosperity of the outside world from books, but there is no temptation for her, she feels that she can only stay in the valley for the rest of her life, and live that kind of coarse tea and light life.
It wasn't until she got into the world and saw the world of flowers outside that Yang Xiao suddenly realized that she was being coaxed to play as a fool.
Not short of money?
Hehe, this is just King Yang's face.
In fact, she is more short of money than anyone else.
Witnessing Li Nannan's carrying the god of flowers, coming to this chain hotel for only 200 yuan a night, and throwing it out without blinking after taking out 30,000 yuan, Yang Xiao rushed out to kill him, and he had the heart.
Li Nannan didn't know that Yang Dawang was slapping his swollen face and becoming fat, but after hearing her answer like this, he was a little disappointed in his heart: "Hehe." What, are you highly accomplished in this aspect of Chinese herbal medicine? ”
Yang Xiao didn't answer his question directly, looked back at him and said, "You have the unique rancid smell of Rafflesia on you. In your mouth, there are also. I'm a little surprised, how you eat such a stinky thing. When you talk to me in the future, it's best to stay away from me. ”
Rafflesia is a succulent parasitic herbaceous plant, produced in tropical rainforests such as Malaysia and Sumatra, and is the largest flower in the world.
Rafflesia blooms only once in its life, and the flowering period is only four days, and the buds have a fragrance at the beginning of blooming, and then they emit a pungent rancid smell, so it is also called a carrion flower.
Yang Xiao was able to know about the existence of Rafflesia, because not only was there a clear record in the medicine books handed down from the Flame Valley.
And in the valley, there are also several Rafflesia flowers.
However, because although this flower is strange, its medicinal value is not very high, especially if it loves beautiful women, no one likes the smell of rotting corpses, and it is normal for Yang Xiao to dislike it.
But this does not mean that Li Nannan can't smell it after smearing it on her body and spraying the liquid of Rafflesia in her mouth.
Looking at Yang Xiao, Li Nannan was stunned.
His face was full of adoration to the point of dying for you.
This time, he wasn't posturing.
It's a worship from the heart.
Yang Xiao was right, Li Nannan sprayed water with Rafflesia as the main ingredient on his body, and when he got into Yue Zitong's bedroom, he forcibly endured the nausea that he would rather eat than to, and dropped a few drops in his mouth.
Then, while secretly scolding the owner of the Chinese medicine store, how could he sell such a thing in order to make money, he opened his mouth and kissed his aunt fiercely.
Only the unique taste of Rafflesia can create an atmosphere of rotting corpses.
He wants to leave a deep psychological shadow on his aunt, who is reluctant to kill, but wants to marry another man in ten days.
If she wants to get close to a man in the future, she will remember that she was once slammed by a monster that smelled of rotting corpses.
This is the best punishment Li Nannan can think of.
Although the punishment process is not perfect, Li Nannan can be sure that the psychological shadow of the aunt should not be calculated.
He didn't forget to put on the expression of adoration when he was in a daze, because he said that Mao didn't expect that when he was taking a bath just now, he rubbed his body with soap and brushed his teeth a few times.
That's it!
He couldn't smell the remnants of Rafflesia himself, but Yang Xiao could smell it.
How can this keep Li Nannan from being shocked?
Don't scold the chain hotel for her super attainments in traditional Chinese medicine?
The soap and toothpaste must have been sold from the stalls.
In the future, he would rather sleep on the street than take care of his family's business.
"What, stupid?"
After Yang Xiao felt Li Nannan's heartfelt admiration, he was already trying his best to control the pride in his heart, but as soon as he said this, he couldn't help but smile proudly.
He only laughed for a moment, then shut his mouth.
But after all, it was a smile.
"This smile is so bright. How can this dead shemale smile so good-looking? ”
Li Nannan blinked his eyes, sighed lightly, and secretly rejoiced in his heart when he arched his hands into fists: "It seems that this dead shemale is a person who likes people to pat on the back." In the future, I had to change the way I dealt with him. This fart is a big shot, and it's best to slap his ass swollen too. ”
Yang Xiao's heart moved, and asked, "What are you sighing for?" ”
She suddenly thought of the dilemma of having no money to spend - after all, Blaze also had a complete financial system, even if she was the King of Xuanyuan, she couldn't just allocate money from Hua Yeshen and others.
But when she withdrew the activity funds from the Flame Valley's property, those old and immortal embezzlers refused for various reasons, saying that the work was in full swing in various places, and there were too many places that needed money, and everyone was currently tightening their belts to live, where was there spare money for the king to not do his business outside?
Therefore, Yang Xiao felt that it was also good to "start a business together" with Li Nannan.
And after he dies, Yang Xiao will be able to take over the entire enterprise and monopolize the benefits, right?
That's why she asked Li Nannan why he sighed.
She was fully prepared in an instant, and when Li Nannan said, "I sigh, it's because we can't cooperate, and we can't make a lot of money by developing the Chinese herbal medicine technology you can master", she will pretend to be reserved for a moment of silence, and then slowly say with a proud attitude: "It's not that we can't cooperate." But I'm going to occupy eighty percent of the benefits during the period. Moreover, I do the work, I don't care about the work. You don't even expect me to invest. ”
Yang Xiao waited hopefully, waited, waited for the hateful Li scum to drink a bottle of mineral water, and didn't say what she wanted to hear the most.
"He's definitely worried that I'm going to encroach on his interests. If it really doesn't work, then it's not non-negotiable to divide it into three or seven - four, six, five or five. ”
Just when Yang Xiao secretly made the biggest concession, Li Nannan finally spoke: "Concubine Zhan, it's the woman who sang and plotted against the god of flowers, and she is also your subordinate, right?" ”
Yang Xiao didn't want to hear Li Nannan mention anything other than cooperation!
But this scumbag, like a blind man, didn't see that her face was cold and frozen, and asked very strangely: "Why don't you speak?" ”
Yang Xiao let out a long breath and asked slowly, "Can I kill you?" ”
"Of course not."
Regarding Yang Xiao's unreasonable request, Li Nannan naturally had to simply refuse.
"Then don't mention Concubine Zhan."
"Okay."
Seeing that this demon was very angry, Li Nannan was doubly careful: "What did you do to the Flower Night God?" ”