Open the door and take off your shoes.

Bai Xiaofei stuffed the whole person into an exclusive sofa chair.

Lie on your back with your limbs completely relaxed and your body's weight evenly spread over your back, including the back of your head, shoulders, back, and hips.

That is, the legendary Ge You lying...

He needed to take a break.

The brain is stuffed with stuff.

Although he can't talk about filial piety, he is a son of man after all, as long as he thinks of Zhang Wen's eyes staring at him, he is still a little uncomfortable...

You can't create with a heavy mind!

Not to mention doing comedy!

There is a saying that great comedy should come from the excellent capture and irony of all kinds of absurdities in real life, and those who can do this must take life seriously and have a very keen sense of all kinds of absurdity.

It's just superficial, it's not humorous, it's funny at best.

Well, Bai Xiaofei can't be great in this life, it's enough to be funny...

What depth do you want this year?

After about half an hour, Bai Xiaofei was a little hungry, opened the refrigerator, and glanced at it, except for instant noodles, it was apples.

Balanced nutrition...

Boiling instant noodles is a matter of heat.

Let's popularize the Michelin Michelin instant noodle method: first bring the water to a boil, then throw the dough pieces into it and cook for 2 minutes. Note: Don't put any spices at this time!

Then, pass the dough cubes through cold water, put various seasoning packets into the noodles and stir well. Don't forget to put 1g of sesame oil at this time, and the number of stirrings is also very important, be sure to 30 times, no more and no less.

Finally, pour in the hot water from which the noodles are boiled, wait three minutes, and eat quickly.

"Time is the enemy of the surface"!

Of course, Bai Xiaofei is definitely not such a delicate person, chew it directly, feel that the taste is not good, and then disassemble the seasoning and smear it on the noodles...

After chewing a bag, it felt a little dry, washed two apples...

……

In the study, Bai Xiaofei, who was filling his stomach, turned on the lamp, he was about to start writing the script!

Copying a script to be exact...

"Knocking on Heaven's Door"...

He has some influence on the general plot, and all he has to do now is to add some jokes to it.

It's tantamount to renovating and reorganizing...

The three elements of the script are: conflict, character language, and stage description.

The so-called contradiction is the benchmark for the development of the story, and it is also the root of the attraction of the work.

Who will watch a story without conflict?

Would you like to watch the daily life of the sling?

Therefore, no matter how peaceful the story is, there must be a breaking point, which is the minimum criterion for screenwriters...

Hollywood has a set of screenwriting rules: that is, the beginning, set the contradictions, solve the contradictions, and then set the contradictions, until the end.

China also has its own rules for screenwriting: starting, inheriting, turning, and combining.

The taboo of the script: The script becomes a novel, and the plot is explained by speaking, and there are too many details in the story.

The masterpiece "Pure Heart", which has been sharpened for 12 years, is a typical work that violates the above three taboos, and if you want to tell 12 stories in 90 minutes, Spielberg can't do it!

Quentin's "Pulp Fiction" only tells four short stories at most, how awesome can you be, how good can you be and what Quentin has done?

"Knocking on Heaven's Door" is the work of German director Thomas Jahn.

There are really not many of the director's highly acclaimed works, and it seems that there is only this one.

There is also a "Farewell Speech of the President", which belongs to the documentary.

In other words, Germans are notoriously rigorous, but they are very good at comedy, Chaplin is a German!

Maybe I really applied to that sentence, great comedians are usually very rigorous...

"Lady Dick", which was particularly popular in the past few years, is also produced in Germany...

……

Two terminally ill gentlemen met in the hospital and inexplicably thought of going to "see the sea".

So, they stole a BMW and drove all the way to the beach. But this BMW is a gangster car, and not only that, but there are guns and a huge sum of money hidden in the car. It is conceivable that the gangsters will certainly not let them go.

However, they didn't find out that there was money in the car at first, so in order to wrap their stomachs and buy clothes, they robbed their homes all the way, causing the police to chase them. In the end, under the mighty pursuit of black and white, they miraculously broke into the seashore. Facing the vast sea, Martin, the man of the men, died of illness without regret. His friend Rudy sat down cross-legged and sang a cover of Bob Dylan's "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" as the picture faded in...

This is the synopsis of "Knocking on Heaven's Door".

Bai Xiaofei knows this movie because he is a brain-dead fan of Bob Dylan.

"Knocking on Heaven's Door" is one of Bob Dylan's most famous works.

As a movie of the same name, and the evaluation is still very high, of course Bai Xiaofei wants to watch it again!

The first part, at most, just want to laugh, the comedy effect is not too good, after all, it is a 97 movie, but at the end of the credits, when "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" came out, it didn't work all of a sudden...

Many people know Bob Dylan because he won the Nobel Prize in Literature as a musician.

Actually, Bob Dylan's greatness doesn't need a Nobel to prove himself!

However, Bai Xiaofei was still very surprised that he could win the Nobel Prize, not that he was unworthy, but that he was such a folk poet (musician) + biographer, and the Nobel Prize was usually not awarded to this kind of person before.

And compared to literature, his achievements in music are too great!

He must be the first two men in the history of the Nobel Prize in Literature to cross the border - the other is Churchill.

Yes, Churchill won the Nobel Prize in Literature!

Bob Dylan's works, "The Answer Floats in the Wind" and "Yellow Submarine" are songs that every high school junior self-sharpens during his depression!

Ahem... Pulling away, continue to talk about "Knocking on Heaven's Door"...

First of all, the name of the protagonist has to be modified, Xuanyuan is straight and Murong Wanyue is a little inappropriate,

Then call Bai Xiaochun and Zhang Yichen...

Forget it, people sue you for copyright infringement and sue for a quasi...

Let's call Danny and Ryan, anyway, it's a Thai Chinese...

By the way, the shootout in this play is very intense, and a rough estimate shows that a total of 200 million bullets were fired in this movie, but none of them were fired at people...

A comedy, it's not a real shootout hero movie!

The two underworlds contract most of the jokes of the plot and belong to typical stupid thieves, who need to find actors well.

"Bucket list?

"Just write down the last wish of your life, we have a million, and we can all come true!"

"You want to buy your mom a pink Cadillac?"

"Well, this is what I've always wanted, I'll see your... Is it okay to hit three girls at the same time? ”

"Of course, I have a 16-centimeter artifact that I haven't used before!"

Writing this, Bai Xiaofei subconsciously glanced at his magic weapon, which seemed to be 16 centimeters...

It's a pity that heroes are useless!

In the whole "Knocking on the Door of Heaven", there is no heroine at all...