Chapter 432: I am the world's great funny (1/20 votes)

How can I say it, the imperial luck on this king, even a saint can't do it.

I am afraid it is not surprising that he can resist the words and words of his quasi-holy cultivation.

Thinking about it, Qin Xianglin felt that he couldn't fool you, Lao Tzu fooled all your ministers, and then let them fool you, it should be feasible.

I saw Qin Xianglin think about it and said, "Okay, since the king still doesn't believe it, then the scum can only perform immortal magic once." ”

The king looked at Qin Xianglin, nodded slightly, and did not speak, the meaning was obvious: Please start your performance.

Qin Xianglin looked at the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, and said with a wicked smile: "Everyone, the scum below is going to perform the immortal method, and I bother you to cooperate." ”

"Listen, when the scum counts one, two, three, you can just dance together. ”

A group of civil officials and military generals looked at the king of Zhou, and saw that the king nodded slightly, and they agreed.

"Yes, we listen to the sermon. ”

"The Taoist can be counted. ”

The crowd looked at Qin Xianglin and responded.

However, Huang Feihu, who was being supported by others, was a little embarrassed, Lao Tzu stopped jumping, and he didn't have any strength.

Qin Xianglin nodded and began to shout, "Three... Two... One!"

Boom...

When everyone heard Qin Xianglin's words, they all jumped in unison, only to hear Qin Xianglin's "Fixed".

Then, in an instant, the crowd froze in the air and did not fall down.

"This..."The King of Xuan was also taken aback, stood up, looked at the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, and all of them were frozen in the air.

The scene also became funny for a while.

At this time, the expressions of the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty are even more strange, think about it, what does it look like when people are jumping, and then suddenly freeze in the air...

It's funny!

I'm the world's most funny!

"How about the king, now you can trust the scum and have the ability to capture Duan Kun, right?" Qin Xianglin looked at the king and said with a smile.

This king is also embarrassed in his heart, and now Lao Tzu says that if he believes it, then he will not promise to give you gold to arrest people.

But if Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, then you, are you going to keep me, a civil and military official, here and not let go?

Thinking about it, the King opened his mouth and asked, "Dao Chief, how long will they last like this?"

Qin Xianglin smiled and replied, "If the scum is confused, they will continue to do this until the sea withers and the rocks rot!"

"Uh..."The king sat down a little embarrassed, and said in his heart: What does this mean, if I don't believe you today, and don't give you gold to arrest people, you will let Lao Tzu be the commander of the light pole?

"Count... Forget it, I believe you, let's put them down first. The king replied a little helplessly.

Qin Xianglin nodded and spat at the crowd: "Solution!"

Boom!

Bang bang...

A group of people fell directly to the ground, looking at Qin Xianglin with panicked faces, this immortal Dao is amazing.

This is really powerful, there are dozens of people on the field, just one word is frozen, doesn't it mean that if people make a move, at least hundreds of people will be killed in one move?

"Dao Chang's immortal law is boundless, we admire it!"

No, after a group of civil officials and military generals stood up, they shouted with a very upright attitude.

Qin Xianglin smiled faintly and said: "What is this, the old man has a stick, which can move mountains, pour the sea, subdue demons, suppress demons, break the river, open the sky, and create people!"

The king and the hundreds of officials nodded, and said in their hearts: Awesome!

But Dapeng on the side was indeed a little embarrassed, and complained in his heart: Big guy, if you remove the last one, it will be perfect and very tall.

But your last OnePlus, it's easy to make people think crooked!

Qin Xianglin looked at the crowd and said with a serious face: "Since this is the case, then the king, you should quickly send someone to prepare the gold, so that I can arrest Duan Kun." ”

"And I have already calculated that Yuan Shi Tianzun has recently made great magic weapons with the two senior brothers of Taishang Laojun Tongtian Sect Master outside the Void Gate, and he has not returned to Kunlun Mountain. ”

"Therefore, Duan Kun is in Kunlun at this time, and now is a good opportunity to arrest Duan Kun. ”

Listening to Qin Xianglin's words, the king was also stunned, nodded, and said in his heart: It seems that this guy is absolutely powerful, what a Heavenly Court Immortal on Su Hu's side said before that Duan Kun kidnapped Su Daji and went to Kunlun Mountain, so this kid really guessed right.

After thinking about it for a while, the king of Xuan instructed the people below: "Okay, come here, quickly go and prepare five million taels of gold and five hundred boxes of jewels, and hand them over to the Taoist chief, hoping that the Taoist chief will go early and return early, and arrest Duan Kun back." ”

"It's good to relieve the hatred of loneliness!"

"This..."The ministers below were also a little entangled when they heard the words of the king, five million taels of gold, five hundred boxes of jewelry, this is not a small amount.

But no one dared to speak below, one, this is the decision of the king, and second, if you block the financial path of this immortal, then you will offend this immortal...

If you offend that person, if you suddenly make such a certain decision when you are sleeping at home, won't you directly become a living dead?

Qin Xianglin was happy in his heart, hehe, Qin Mou's trip was really not in vain, a cool batch.

According to the past algorithm of half a catty and eight taels, eight taels is equal to half a catty, sixteen taels is one catty, one hundred and sixteen is ten catties, and then five million taels is equal to how much...

Qin admitted that he was not good at mathematics, so he didn't forget it.

Anyway, this special mother has hundreds of tons of gold and hundreds of boxes of jewelry.

This is all a good thing, although it is useless to yourself, but you can go back to Wu Cao, use the money of the king of Zhou, to recruit troops, buy horses, send military salaries, and then attack the king of Zhou.

Thinking about it, Du Teniang is a little excited.

Yun Zhongzi looked at Qin Xianglin a little strangely, and he couldn't figure it out in his heart, it stands to reason that this person's cultivation is at least quasi-saint.

So the quasi-saint is very powerful, how can this little gold jewelry be rare?

"This Dao Master, the poor Dao is a little puzzled, with your cultivation, even if it is a little stone into gold, it is not a problem, why do you care about the dust and silver?" Yun Zhongzi looked at Qin Xianglin and asked with a puzzled expression.

Qin Xianglin thought for a while and said with a righteous face: "The scum likes to spend the money he earns with his own hands, and the kind of stone you said turns stones into gold, and the scum disdains it!"

Of course, Qin Mou is an idle egg, except for flirting with his sister and pretending to be forced, Qin really doesn't know anything, what do you say?

I can only hit Doudou if I have nothing to do, oh no, I'm here to bully and bully the king.

If nothing else, after this wave is over, I am afraid that Duan Kun and Slag Hui will be arrested on the wanted list in the future.

The crowd and the king also looked at Qin Xianglin with some doubts, and couldn't figure it out in their hearts: If you turn this stone into gold, isn't that also the money you earned with your hands?

Bah!!

It's not right, you're obviously a slut.

Soon after, two generals came to report: "King, it has been arranged. ”