There are clothes, but unfortunately there is only one, two people quickly found a place where no one tried it, but it's a pity, more than 10,000 yuan of clothes, two people can't wear it, too thin, emotional people are rich children, clothes are custom-made, private custom. Both of them are five short figures, and they are useless when they look at a good dress.

Xiaowen put on the pants of unknown materials, even the belt, which could only be mentioned below the buttocks, and the round little buttocks couldn't be stuffed into the waistband of the pants, and finally gave up after working hard for a long time. Xiao Wu took the T-shirt and gestured on his chest for a long time, although he couldn't put it down, he had to complain and throw it to Xiaowen.

"What are you doing here! It's just a bunch of cloth heads! ”

"Brother! That's a good dress for more than 10,000 dollars! ”

Xiao Wu didn't seem to be so rare to listen carefully, "There is a fart, no matter how good the clothes are, you can't wear them, it's also garbage!" ”

Xiao Wen also had to take off the pants, and was about to throw them on the ground, but Xiao Wu took them over, "I'll try again!" ”

Maybe he thought his ass would be smaller than Xiaowen's! After trying on the pants, he realized that the two of them were so similar, and he took off his pants in a fit of anger, and dangled them in his hand, as if he was carrying a hanging pig intestine, shaking and shaking the disgusting pig feces and falling down.

"Aren't you very capable! Did you rob the kindergarten kids? ”

Xiaowen rolled up the T-shirt in a hurry and threw it into the trash can next to him, "Are you better than me!" Why don't you go, it's too bad to ask for food, you have the ability to go by yourself, you go and rob a bigger one than the kindergarten! ”

"If you can, so that you can!"

He originally wanted to hold on to Xiaowen's mistakes, but he tortured him for a while, but he didn't expect to shake it vigorously a few times, and it really fell out of a piece of, a black wallet.

"Huh! Wallet, Xiaowen, did you really go to rob? ”

Xiao Wen was sulking, and the method he thought of only after searching his head turned into such an unpleasant result, he was already wronged enough, Xiao Wu was still sarcastic about him, he really wanted to shout a few times to vent, but he was so hungry that he didn't have so much strength to waste.

"Brother, where did you get your wallet? Isn't it that when I went to the children's clothing store, you went to rob the old lady! ”

He lifted the pants in his hand forward, "Whoa! Falling out of the pants! ”

"Really!"

Probably the pig who pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger! After all, this dress was taken off from him, like the rich second generation like them, is it necessary to bring a wallet when going out? "Brother, shake it again and see if you can drop a mobile phone!"

Xiao Wu directly threw his pants to Xiao Wen, "You try it!" Maybe he can shake out an iPai", he really had that luxury, and took his pants and flipped them inside and out several times.

What a special guy who doesn't even have a cell phone.

Xiao Wu opened his wallet, it was not the same as what he longed for, there were only some brand-new Grandpa Mao in it, although it was a little thick in his hand, and it was only a thousand yuan when he counted it.

Xiao Wu just moved his knuckles, and the money had already been counted, so he was really unwilling, so he turned around and counted it again, and it was still a thousand yuan at all. Drop them and count them again, all right! Or a thousand.

"Brother, let me count! We've seen money, but we've never had the opportunity to count a thousand dollars in our hands. ”

"What's the use of feeling good, if only there were more, we can confidently say to Lao Zhaotou, give!" This is our rent for a year, what a spirit! ”

Xiao Wu couldn't help but count it again, and after listening to his words, Xiao Wen almost sat on the ground.

"Let's not eat! Just take the money and go to dinner first, okay! ”

"Ahem! I really can't help but send it away! ”

Xiaowen snatched the money from him several times without snatching it, and finally said unremittingly.

"What is this money, do you know how much this dress is worth?"

Xiao Wu's eyes were reluctant to leave those Grandpa Mao, and he was eager to try to count them again, but he still glanced at him when he heard Xiao Wen say this.

"Not to mention that rag dress, if you can't wear it, can it be worth a lot of money?"

Xiaowen finally saw the opportunity and grabbed Grandpa Mao in Xiao Wu's hand, "His dress is worth more than 10,000 yuan!" ”

Xiao Wu was obviously surprised that a piece of clothing could be worth such an astronomical amount, and still did not relax in the slightest, clutching Grandpa Mao tightly in his hand.

"Are you trying to snatch the money out of my hands?"

"Walk you, go you!" Xiao Wen secretly muttered in his heart, using both hands, trying to snatch him before Xiao Wu grabbed him tighter, but obviously his mind had already been detected by Xiao Wu.

"Let me ask you, how did you get this dress, it can't be really robbed, right?"

Unable to make a plan, he was temporarily defeated, turned his head and rubbed his hands uncomfortably, "Don't you know your brother, how could I do such a thing!" It was given to me by a skinny monkey, oh! He was the son of the owner of the children's clothing store, the boy who went in front of me with a middle-aged woman. ”

"For you? Is there such a good thing? The fox looked at him suspiciously, "Did you exchange it for something?" ”

"Swap? What can I exchange! ”

Xiao Wu thought about it, it's better to be normal! "This purse is in his pants pocket, it must be his, are you telling the truth! Don't lie to me, if it's really you stolen, let's return it quietly, stealing is a crime, and you will go to jail! ”

Listening to his words, Xiaowen suddenly lost the urge to rob the money, "He really gave it to me, I didn't rob or steal it, why don't you believe me!" ”

Xiao Wu looked at him in embarrassment, "What about this money, is he also giving it to you?" ”

Xiaowen said seriously: "At that time, he just gave me the clothes, and I didn't know that there was money in them!" ”

He began to struggle, "Should we send the money back, there is a dress - even though it cannot be worn - let's send the money back!" ”

After listening to his words, he immediately hugged the money tightly, "Send - send it back!" Didn't he give it to you! ”

"Yes! I did him a little favor...... So he gave me the clothes, and I didn't dare to take the new clothes, which he wore for three days. ”

The ghost can see Xiao Wu's feelings for the money, "I want to ...... What if he didn't know he had his wallet on him! ”

Xiaowen's expression couldn't tell whether he was crying or laughing, anyway, he looked very painful, "Brother! What do you mean, don't you want to send it back? ”

"I, I, he definitely didn't know that he had a wallet on him, and there was money in his wallet, so let's send it back to remind him."

"Brother! Didn't you say you would go to jail for stealing! Don't you want to send it back? ”

"If he didn't know! Isn't it tantamount to throwing the money back if we send the money back? ”

"Brother, I don't want to go to jail!"

"Do you want to eat delicious, KFC, McDonald's, Peking duck, Texas grilled chicken, I don't know what spicy chicken nuggets taste! Isn't it supposed to be delicious, you say? ”

I couldn't stand it anymore, Xiao Wu tempted him like this again, Xiao Wen was like a chicken blood, his face was flushed, and the blood vessels on his forehead were like a child jumping a rubber band, and he couldn't stop.

"Brother! Let's not send it, let's go eat something delicious! ”

"You're not afraid of jail, aren't you?"

"Don't be afraid! If you really go to jail, brother, go and bring me food! ”

"Good! I'm going to steal chicken for you every day to make spicy chicken nuggets to eat. ”

"Don't! Let's just go in one of them, and both of them go in, so that the master knows that he won't be angry with the master! ”

"The master is dead!"

"Die again!"

The two of them had involuntarily walked to the door of the spicy chicken nuggets, and looked through the glass, there were not many people in the hall anymore, and most of the rest were drunk and bad teenagers, or migrant worker brothers who were around the table full of leftovers.

"Brother! There's no one here, how can you slander people! ”

Xiao Wu looked at him cutely, "Slander? The way you think is to slander people! No wonder you have to get new clothes! It's holding someone else's leg and calling dad again! Or call Mom! Can you have a new idea other than that? ”

Xiaowen looked at the money he was holding tightly in his hand, "Brother! We don't have to call Daddy! Don't you have money in your hands! ”

Xiao Wu smiled awkwardly. Carefully tuck your pants under your armpits.

"Let's go! Brother will take you to be a god again! ”

With money, they are indeed bold, Xiaowen and Xiaowu have two short little arms, like two scumbags with wings and just learned to walk, with their necks stalked, they can't stand still and have to find insects to eat, too arrogant, two little hooligans.

Anyway, there are no customers, and the waiters are probably nested in the bathroom, eagerly waiting for the foreman to get off work.

"Ask for food! We haven't gotten off work yet! Go to the door and wait, there will be leftovers in a while! ”

The person who shouted this sentence stood at the door of the kitchen, as if he had just come out of the kitchen, and he didn't know what was stuffed in his mouth, and he could probably guess from the yellow-brown slag at the corner of his mouth that this waitress should have stolen salted duck egg yolk or something in the kitchen.

"Who are the beggars! Who are the beggars! We're going to eat! ”

Feelings Xiao Wu is quite like that, while staring and shouting, while shaking the money in his hand, Grandpa Mao has already become in his hands, wrapped in candy balls of paper, Zou Bar has no room to wrinkle anymore.

"That's right! We're going to have a big meal, we're going to have spicy chicken nuggets! ”

Xiaowen didn't seem to be so confident, and his eyes were purring and looking around.

"It's too late, there's no spicy chicken nuggets!" The waitress who had the yolk in her mouth just now shouted impatiently.

It seems that the little Grandpa Mao in Xiao Wu's hand is not attractive to him at all.

"Isn't the spicy chicken nugget your specialty? How could it be gone? ”

"You kid is ridiculous, if you say it's gone, it's gone."

"Why didn't you write it on the sign, why didn't you erase it!"

"It's funny, you think it's chalk letters! If you want to wipe it off, wipe it off! Bear child, it's almost midnight, what kind of food are you eating! ”

"We have money and we are willing to eat, can you manage it! Break the restaurant and close it quickly! Nothing! ”

"Little broken boy, what are you talking about! What do you mean nothing, can you eat abalone shark fin? ”

"We have money!"

"Brother! We don't eat shark fin, my classmate said that shark fin is made of vermicelli, let's eat abalone! My classmates said that abalone was delicious! Although Xiaowen was very quiet, she still didn't shy away from her.

"Your classmates? That classmate? Isn't your classmate my classmate? ”

"Hee-hee!" Xiao Wen squeezed his eyebrows at Xiao Wu, and then said loudly, "Give us two big abalones for a catty!" ”。

Xiao Wu was frightened, and secretly said to Xiao Wen, "It's not dozens of so big?" ”

Xiaowen just smiled bitterly, not wanting to quote the price of food to his stupid brother, for fear that Xiao Wu would not be able to bear the fright and run away.

Although the waitress is also beautiful, she always has a yin and yang aura on her face, which makes people feel like she is a ghost who has just crawled out of the kitchen sewer.