Chapter 253: Shameless Two Goods

"Zhijie, what's wrong with you during this time, it turns out that you are not like this, why have you become so clean now, are you driven out of bed by your sister-in-law, you have to love clean!"

"Get out, get out, get out, you were kicked out of bed by your daughter-in-law! I pay attention to personal hygiene, and you are not the same as the old man, I look at you like this, I don't know and think I just came out of the toilet! ”

"Zhijie, don't care about this black charcoal head, tell me, what's wrong with you, don't be stimulated by anything, I wanted to ask you two days ago"

"Dead bull nose, you can't hope for me to be better! And do I know you well? I still remember the events of that year! Don't think that Second Brother Qin forgives you, I can forgive you."

"Cheng Laoyou, what kind of attitude do you have, the old man cares about you kindly, you ........."

"Mao Gong is angry, Su Guogong is such a person, don't be like him"

"That is to say, Niu Nose, don't pay attention to this black old man, he is the master who is not stingy......"

"Black charcoal head, who do you say is not stingy, how can you get it, you want to fight, right?"

"Hey, just fight, I'm still afraid that you won't succeed"

Saying that, Wei Chigong directly changed from a persuasive fighter to a fighter, pushed Li Ji away, and punched Cheng is golden face door.

This punch went down, although Cheng Yanjin did not fall, but he was also provoked, and he rushed up and scuffled with Wei Chigong, and then a battle between the top elites of the Tang Dynasty kicked off on Wang Xuan's Anguo Mansion.

Among them are Chai Shao, who asked Cheng Yanjin at the beginning, Li Ji, Wei Chigong and other military generals, as well as Fang Xuanling, who was dragged into the water to persuade him, and civil officials such as the eldest grandson Wuji.

Anyway, in a word, the entire top magnates of Datang are basically there, and almost all of them have joined the battle.

But I have to say that the civil officials of this era are not easy to mess with, and their combat effectiveness is really not much worse than that of a group of generals, and even an old man like Yu Shinan, who is nearly half a hundred years old, is not to be underestimated!

After all, the current literati, the six arts of the gentleman have not been abandoned, unlike those literati in the middle of the Song Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty, all of whom are soft-boned like girls.

Of course, a literati like Xin Qiji, who can be a general on the horse and can be a general when he gets off the horse, and can be peaceful in the world when he gets off the horse is not counted!

However, their fight directly alarmed Wang Xuan, who was still welcoming guests at the door, and Li Shimin, who had just finished changing his clothes.

When the sister-in-law and son-in-law arrived in a hurry, many of these princes had already been turned to the ground.

This made Li Shimin have to order them to be separated, and when they saw Li Shimin coming, they stopped fighting, and respectfully saluted Li Shimin one by one.

It's just that with Li Shimin's inquiry, after knowing the reason for the matter, before Li Shimin could say anything, Wang Xuan became angry first, rushed to Cheng Yanjin, and kicked him in the ass.

"Old Demon Cheng, are you sick! Isn't it just a matter of a bar of soap? You can't say it, but it's good for you, there was a fight at my house, are you here to eat and drink, or are you here to make trouble, do you believe it or not, Lao Tzu stopped your wine, so that you can't drink a drop of wine in the future" After kicking, Wang Xuan also angrily pointed at Cheng Yanjin and scolded there.

Anyway, Cheng Biting Jin is also used to getting into trouble with Wang Xuan, adding his shameless character, as soon as Wang Xuan said that he wouldn't give him wine, he immediately coaxed him, and said to Wang Xuan as if flattering, "Xuanzi, this wine can't be stopped, and it was said yesterday, and you can't blame me for it, this is all provoked by black charcoal and bull's nose, if it weren't for them, I wouldn't be like this, Xuanzi, you dissipate your anger!" ”

Seeing Cheng Biting Jin begging for himself like this, and adding that he didn't know who was printing the shoe prints on his face, Wang Xuan was directly laughed at angrily, and scolded Cheng Biting Jin with a smile, "Lao Tzu is really a blood mold in his last life, so he knew you such an unlucky brother, tell me what you dare, is it personnel?" ”

"Guys, I'm so sorry! This guy is like that, don't you want to know him like him, don't you want to know how he became so clean?

Actually, it's nothing, it's just that I've made a new thing with a strong ability to be clear.

Come on, hurry up and take you down to wash and tidy up, and remember to tell you how to use soap and soap! After Wang Xuan finished saying that Cheng biting the gold, he said to the princes, and finally asked someone to take them down to wash.

And when the eldest grandson Wuji and the others heard that there was such a magical thing, and they had just seen Cheng Yanjin being trained to be so embarrassed, they followed the subordinates of Anguo Houfu to wash up one by one.

As for Li Shimin, Wang Xuan ignored him, anyway, if he is in his house, you are the emperor and you have to listen to me.

However, although Li Shimin didn't talk much, he looked at Wang Xuan and Cheng Yanjin's appearance before, and he felt that there was definitely something wrong with these two people.

Sure enough, after the dean's people went down, Wang Xuan and Cheng Yanjin revealed their true colors.

"Xuanzi, how is it, I acted well just now!"

"Yes, you big-headed ghost! And in order to sell a soap soap, do you have to fight so hard? This is a direct fight with a group of ministers who are still the dukes of the country, if you say it, you will definitely be able to laugh to death a group of people, but when it comes to acting, you are really a talent! But next time, can we not do this, if I can't catch it this time, won't it be in vain? Saying that, Wang Xuan directly hugged Cheng Yanjin's shoulder, like a pair of good brothers, and talked to Cheng Yanjin there.

"What are you afraid of, even if the performance is smashed, what can they do with me, but seriously, our cooperation is really good! Hey, hey, hey" After Cheng Yanjin finished speaking, he laughed at Wang Xuan.

Looking at the two shameless goods in front of him, Li Shimin knows what is going on no matter how stupid he is, with these two goods, in order to sell something, he really doesn't even want to lose face!

"You two are really good! Do you want face? Do you want face? Li Shimin asked them speechlessly.

"What is the face, can it be eaten or drunk? Do you want Xuanzi? ”

"What do I want that thing for! Besides, if you die to save face and suffer sin, I won't do such a cheap thing! ”

In the face of Li Shimin's questioning, Cheng Biting Jin and Wang Xuan, between this question and answer, it is really a matter of course to say that they are shameless.

This made Li Shimin on the side, and Wang De, who was serving Li Shimin with him, directly dumbfounded.

It's really the first time they've been so brazen to say they're shameless.

But soon with Wang Xuan's words, Li Shimin also joined their shameless ranks.

Wang Xuan told Li Shimin that the soap and soap industry also had his share, and talked to Li Shimin about the prospects of the soap industry and future sales.

Just like that, the shameless duo directly became a threesome.