Nishino came back and bought some small items along the way: a piece of red paper, a small stool, an erhu, a pair of scissors, and a large stainless steel bowl.

"Fortunately, the flowers are not lost." He counted the number of pots, and was very pleased that there were no less. People hurried past the flower stalls, and most of them took one look at them and left, with no intention of buying flowers.

Nishino, who was extremely bored, lowered his head and squatted on the ground, picked up a branch and continued to draw circles, 1 circle, 2 circles...... 100 laps...... 999 laps......

Faintly, he seemed to hear the sound of small footsteps behind him, and gradually faded away.

"Isn't that right? My flowers are behind? Oops! Suddenly looking back, oh my God, Nishino realized that all the fifty pots of flowers behind him were gone, wouldn't it be dazzling?

"It's not a dream, is it? That's 50 pots of flowers, my life! Nishino sat down on the ground.

"Then damn Hua Lou Bai, don't help me come and see the flowers! And in which woman's arms? "Nishino has a stinky problem, things go wrong, and he always likes to complain.

"You can't blame Hua Loubai entirely, buying flowers has nothing to do with him. I can only blame myself for being negligent...... "Nishino got up and sat down on the bench, put on sunglasses, and set up the erhu, but for a while he couldn't remember which piece to play at the beginning.

Street corner? Blind? Bing?

"Yes, I can't even keep the flower pot, what's the difference between me and Ah Bing now?" Nishino slapped his thigh, quickly picked up the scissors and cut out a few words, "Selling and singing to lose flowers"!

He glued the words to his chest and pondered quietly for a while, and then the erhu song suddenly sounded on the side of the road, drifting into the distance, floating into the clouds.

He suddenly improvised the lyrics of "Erquan Reflecting the Moon", and accompanied it with a slightly hoarse voice:

Flowers bloom in the dust/You erased for me/A pain that I can't look back on/Warm the joy of a season/Drunk for a season/Those bitterness in my heart/The sins of the previous life/A ...... under the Bodhi tree"

The song is melodious, like a spring gushing, like a deep sigh of pain, telling a painful and grieving experience, and Nishino, who is difficult to suppress his emotions, is too involved in playing, like a fascination, as if the blind Ah Bing is himself.

Passers-by stopped and stood around him, admiring the beautiful melody, perhaps Nishino played it too well, which resonated with the audience, and the applause was not ringing. Some people wept, and people threw money into their bowls, one, two, five......

Huatian Hotel. The abuse is still ongoing.

"Yes...... Yes...... Yes. Flaubert almost collapsed, five minutes ago he couldn't stand the torture of these "devils".

As soon as Su Yu was excited, he said that he had leaked his mouth, and then forgot his identity as a kidnapper: "Yay! smiled and said that he had a conspiracy, and it was true! He's going to take revenge on me! And Lu Xin. ”

Xiaoxiao realized that she was also exposed: "No, we seem to be exposed." ”

"Seems to be." Su Yu said, "Then why don't we run yet?" ”

"Run!" Lu Xin in the corner jumped up, scooped up the things on the ground, and rushed out of the room with Su Yu and Xiaoxiao.

"Su Yu-" Hua Loubai was about to go crazy, roaring, "I'm not done with you!" And Lu Xin, Xiaoxiao! ”

Then he fell to the side, covered in sweat, touched his mobile phone to call Nishino, and was weak, "Big brother, call 10086 and call an ambulance, I can't do it......"

Nishino, the erhu is good, singing and dancing. There was a circle around him, the old man and the old lady, the two old men were dancing arm in arm, and the two old ladies were singing. Everyone is having fun!

As soon as Nishino answered the phone, the harmony just now was gone. Everyone left a "cut" bird and beast to move all away.

Nishino was speechless: "What's wrong with you?" Which girl was beaten again? ”

"Your girlfriend...... I'm in Huatian Wine...... "Hua Loubai, who was physically exhausted, fainted.

"My girlfriend? Laughing? Make no mistake! Where are you? Hey, hey, hey......"

"It's about laughter, that's the big deal!" Xiye threw away the erhu, ran up, and hurriedly went to Hualou to worship.

The three people who ran out, the cat was in a café, tired and out of breath.

After a pause, Lu Xin clapped his hands and shouted, "It's so exciting!"

"It's exciting! But we were exposed. Xiaoxiao was a little worried.

"yes, I'm so scared!" Su Yu patted his 36D small chest, "With his IQ that lacks 8,000 points, what can he do to us?" Hahahahaha! ”

"Huh? Order something before we talk! ”

After all, stimulation is stimulation, except for Su Yu, Xiaoxiao and Lu Xin think that their behavior is a bit excessive. How can a man endure such humiliation? Rabbits are in a hurry, but they will bite.

Half an hour later, Nishino finally found Hua Loubai sleeping on the floor at the "Huatian Hotel", he was devastated beyond recognition, and he was trembling all over.

Nishino hurriedly helped him up, let him sit on the edge of the bed and asked, "Are you sure my girlfriend did this?"

Nishino pulled out the clip on his belly, and when he pulled it out too hard, Hua Loubai screamed in pain, "Oops-"

"You deserve it!" Nishino couldn't help but scold.

"Damn, I'm going to die." Hua Loubai's tears of pain came out, and 1510 told Nishino about the whole story of being counterattacked by the female devil.

Nishino wanted to laugh several times, but he couldn't help it, after all, he was a brother: "What you're going to do next, I don't care." One thing must be remembered, it is not allowed to hurt Xiaoxiao, and brothers and wives cannot be bullied. ”

"You really have a girlfriend, and you're pretty good. I promise not to hurt her a hair......" Hua Loubai raised his hand and swore, "You will lend me ten guts, and I will not dare to touch your woman." ”

"What do you want?" Nishino smiled.

Hua Loubai gritted his teeth, his fists clenched, and he gurgled: "It's about a man's dignity, and it can't be counted so easily." It's not the first time that Su Yu has offended me, and so is Lu Xin, and he smiled. Although she was an accomplice, she didn't seduce him, she didn't do anything, and third, she was the eldest brother's girlfriend. That's it. ”

"Dead duck, still hard-mouthed, falling into such an end, splashing!" Nishino is very aware of the dead virtue of Hua Loubai.

Hua Loubai may never have imagined that the original author of this book was actually smiling. That's right, she wrote this book two years ago, and it is said that on the day of the press conference, the signing hall was surrounded by 2,000 people.

Su Yu read the book "The Return of the Female Devil" more than a dozen times, and studied it thoroughly, and almost memorized every detail. It is unknown that Su Yu would be so terrifying and cruel to worship the whole flower.

In the café, the three of them each ordered a cup of milk tea.

Just now, the torture of Hua Lou Bai consumed too much strength, and he had to replenish his energy, so Su Yu ordered a big piece of cake. After eating, she realized the seriousness of the problem: "Xiaoxiao, Huahua radish seems to be good brothers with your boyfriend?"

"Sort of!" Xiaoxiao nodded, as if smiling.

"We made Xiaoxiao's boyfriend's good brother so miserable, so what should we do?" Lu Xin frowned.

"The two of them won't join forces and take revenge on us, will they?" Laughing and whispering.

"How dare they?" Su Yu glanced at it and smiled, "Probably not!" ”

"Boyfriend?" smiled and muttered to himself, as if he had forgotten that he did have such a boyfriend, but it seemed that this boyfriend was a fake, and he had known him for so long, and he hadn't been together much, and he hadn't even held hands.

Xiaoxiao shook her head in disappointment, and suddenly the phone rang.

"Oh! said Cao Cao, Cao Cao called. Xiaoxiao stared at the phone screen for a few seconds, and the caller ID was "watching a shark".

This person is Nishino, and his name is so preserved because Xiaoxiao feels like a shark that has left the ocean.

"Looks like your boyfriend is still alive." Su Yu quipped: "Are you going to take it or cut it?"

Lu Xin didn't express his opinion, and simply acted as a repeater: "Did you pick it up, or did you cut it?" Both pairs of eyes were fixed on the smile, and they didn't move.

"Pull it down and cut it down!" Xiaoxiao pressed the phone.

Su Yu and Lu Xin gave her a thumbs up at the same time and gave her a big thumbs up.

On the other end of the phone, Nishino scratched his head: "Why did you hang up, there should be something." Anyway, I'll talk about it when I'm done. "Leave with your head down, and Hua Loubai doesn't care.

"What are you doing?" Hua Loubai struggled to get up from the ground, and stood there for a long time before slowly moving a little.

Back home, Nishino is in trouble: what to do tomorrow? Today's fifty pots of flowers were all earned by moving flowers in those days. According to the estimate, it is estimated that you can earn about 500 yuan, but now...... Do you continue to move flowers for a few more days, or do you want to find Xiaoxiao to help save the scene?

Xiaoxiao just hung up the phone, did she not do well enough to make her angry? So is there something you have to do to make up for it? But what did you do wrong? I didn't understand this question, so why was I embarrassed to ask her to borrow money?

Nishino put his phone on the table, rested his chin on the table, and pressed the home button of the phone, waking up the voice robot: "Will you coax girls?"

The robot replied: "Yes!"

Nishino: "How?"

The robot replied: "Tell a joke! Give her money! ”……

Two people, no, it's a person and a person robot like this, it talks for an hour, he talks for an hour.

It's a pity that an hour later, Nishino still hasn't figured out how to coax the girl. simply threw the phone into the fish tank. Three seconds later, he suddenly reacted, fish tank! Cell phone! Rushed to the fish tank like crazy.

"It's okay, how can there be no water in the fish tank?" Nishino stuck out his tongue.

"Huh? What about my fish? Won't you be eaten by Hua Loubai, right? Forget it, it's still important to smile. ”

"There is a unified routine in the movie and in life, don't care why girls are angry, under normal circumstances, just buy a bouquet of flowers and coax it, and everything is unpleasant."

Nishino sneered, went straight to the flower shop, and bought a large bouquet of flowers. I went straight to the door where I was smiling and knocked on the door several times, but it didn't open the door.

"There must be something busy, so I'll wait." Nishino crouched down at the door......

And Xiaoxiao and they were still sitting in the café, drinking three cups of coffee each, Su Yu added two large pieces of cake, and then went to eat together, pressed the road for half an hour, watched "Super 8", and continued to press the road until home.

Huahua Ah Radish was lying on the sofa in the living room at home, didn't eat lunch, didn't eat dinner, made a faint *, was a little confused, and said something in his mouth: "Big brother, where are you, call 10011 to call an ambulance...... Big brother, are you back? Call 114 for an ambulance, I'm going to hang up ......"

In a moment, as he wished, his cell phone rang.

It took him eight seconds to press the answer button on his mobile phone and send it to his ear: "Big brother, you ......"

"Who's your big brother? Do you have another woman, you bastard, I always don't believe that others call you Huahua Radish, it seems that now I am wrong! The chatter, the words were like firecrackers, "You are the flower radish?" ”

Before going to the fountain with Nishino to catch goldfish, Hua Loubai met this woman. On the night of the acquaintance, Hua Loubai flew with him. Hearing that it was Xiaomei's voice, Hua Loubai was pleasantly surprised.

"Xiaomei, are you Xiaomei?"

Hua Loubai was excited, turned over and sat on the sofa, forgetting for a moment that there was a wound on his buttocks that had been pierced by a cactus, and called out at an inopportune time: "Oh-"

"Oh, you're big, you're horny—you bastard, stinking rascal." The scolding continued.

"Xiaomei, listen to my explanation!" Hua Lou was in a hurry.

"I don't listen, I resolutely don't listen, I don't listen even if I die."

"Alas, a husband and wife are husbands for a day."

"Lose your head!" The other end hung up the phone.

"Hey, Xiaomei-" Hua Loubai immediately jumped up from the sofa, and her ass didn't seem to hurt anymore, and she snatched the door.