"Is Sika a short-bodied member?"

After dividing the group, Wen Xijun asked suspiciously. At this time, several MCs looked at Jessica, who pursed her lips and lowered her head and smiled, and they couldn't help but look at Wen Yanyou, after all, he was separated.

Wen Yanyou nodded and stepped forward, pointed at Jessica and said to everyone: "Jessica's body proportion is very good, her legs are particularly long and her upper body is short, and she is the most haode body proportion of a person." So because of this, it's easy to overlook the fact that she's only 1.62 meters tall......"

As he spoke, Wen Yanyou gradually became a little unable to speak. Sure enough, Jessica bit her lip and looked at the ground with a smile and didn't speak, and all the girls also coaxed when she was young.

Wen Xijun pretended to be surprised and said: "Really, I have known Sika since I was a child, and I don't feel as deep as you." Do you observe the body height so clearly? ”

Jessica covered her mouth and smiled, her eyes sweeping to Moon Yee-woo from time to time.

Wen Yanyou hurriedly waved his hand and explained: "No, I understand all the members. Because I used to make albums for them, I also helped choreograph the dances, showing their body dance moves...... Don't look at me like that, can't you?! It's not ambiguous enough, isn't it? ”

As he was explaining, he suddenly saw Jessica looking at him with a strange expression, and Wen Yanyou laughed and scolded him first. provoked the young women Daxiao, Jessica also squatted on the ground, covering her mouth and laughing uncontrollably.

Several MCs were laughing and admiring, Li Jingkui shook his head and clapped his hands: "Really, I feel that Yang You is really character and charming." ”

Jin Jiula nodded in agreement and said, "Indeed." Usually if the male and female idols are a little pink, they seem to be very shy and embarrassed to be shy. Yang You directly blamed this. ”

Yuri took the opportunity to speak: "So it's really close to the family, and there aren't so many pink ambiguous experiences." ”

Jin Jiula turned his head and asked Wen Xijun: "Is what they said true?" ”

Wen Xijun nodded casually: "Don't believe any words of idol." ”

With a snort, Wen Yanyou laughed. When he was young, the women clapped their hands daxiao.

Jin Jiu pulled Wen Xijun and said: "Really, it's really the ancestor idol." To talk about problems is to be profound. ”

Moon Hee-jun shook his head and sighed, as if he felt the passage of time.

After a while, Li Jingkui, who hadn't spoken much, spoke: "Now that the team is divided, you can move on to the next link." ”

Wen Yanyou said, "You should give each team a name first." ”

Jin Jiula pointed to the two teams: "Aren't the names already chosen, that is, the long team and the short team." ”

Kim Taeyeon suddenly frowned and smiled: "Can you change your name?" The long team sounds okay, but the short team feels a little ......."

Wen Yanyou spoke: "Then it's better to call it the cute team and the only long team, so it makes sense." ”

"Mo?!"

"What's the name of the only long team?!"

"You're the only one who can come up with a name like that."

Without waiting for Wen Xijun and Jin Jiula to speak, the girls complained first.

Lin Yun'er pouted: "We are not as tall as models, but we look taller than the short-body team." ”

Jin Xiaoyuan's eyes widened and pointed at Lin Yun'er: "Ah." You mean it's just that you look taller than us, you have a better body, don't you? ”

Lin Yun'er covered her mouth and smiled. Jin Jiula spoke: "Okay, let's call the long body team and the cute team." ”

Moon Yee-woo paused and turned his head to look at Kim Taeyeon: "Why don't you change it, I thought about it just now, it's obviously a short body called cute, and it's a little deliberately avoidant and afraid to face it." ”

Kim Taeyeon glared and looked up at Moon Yeong-woo, and Lee Soon-gyu and Jessica also raised their hands to gestify.

Wen Youhan smiled, and Jin Xiaoyuan looked at him with disgust: "Ah, are you from our team?" It won't be on the other side, will it? ”

Wen Xijun was stunned. Hurriedly asked, "Mo?" Is there really pink? Not Jessica but the long-bodied team? ”

Jin Hyo-yeon pointed at Moon Yeon-woo: "He has always said that Yuna is the most beautiful when she is young, and she also takes special care of her busy family when she is doing shows." ”

Lin Yun'er covered her mouth and smiled and waved her hand. Seo Hyun also smiled and pinned his hair behind his ears.

Jin Jiula clapped his hands in admiration: "I see." Ye-woo's heart is not in the cute team, but in the long team. ”

Li Jingkui turned his head to look at Wen Yanyou: "Youyou, don't you want to say something?" ”

Wen Yanyou bowed his head helplessly, pinched his waist half-loudly and looked at Shao Shi with a dejected look. Shaking his head and smiling: "I just want to say, why are there so many young members?" It's not a short body, but you can also find a long body pink. What a ......."

With a poof, he clapped his hands and daxiao when he was young. Kim Jiu-ra, Moon Hee-jun and Lee Kyung-kyu are also daxiao.

After the trouble, Li Jingkui first said to Jin Jiula: "The team is finished." The name has also been decided. Now it's time to start the first task of today's Loved One Notes. ”

Pointing to the short-body team, Li Jingkui's expression was serious: "The members of our cute team have a lot of grievances to express to the long-body team. ”

As soon as the words fell, Kim Hyo-yeon cooperated to make a provocative move against the long team.

Thumb outstretched and scratching the neck. A gesture you are waiting for, Choi so-young is not to be outdone, thumbs down and Kim Hyo-yeon responds to the provocation.

Both of them were taught a lesson by Jin Jiula afterwards: "What are you doing?!" When is this place?! ”

Both of them smiled embarrassedly, and Wen Yanyou spoke: "Is the contradiction deep enough to fight?" ”

When he was young, all the women covered their mouths and smiled, and turned their heads to stare at him with disgust.

After a while, Jin Jiula looked at their feet, frowned and said: "But if there is really a contradiction, will it be caused by height?" I guess the shoes I wear are different. ”

Kim Taeyeon leaned over and said, "That's how it was when we first debuted, we wore high heels and they wore flat shoes. ”

Cui Xiuying suddenly looked at Jin Jiula and whispered something.

Kim Jiu-ra smiled and nodded, and said to Kim Tae-yeon: "She said that you are still wearing a height pad." ”

Kim Taeyeon pointed at Choi so-young and smiled, "Be quiet, please." ”

The women clapped their hands and laughed. Jin Jiula suddenly pointed to the short-body team: "But it seems to be true, the shoes worn by the cute team and the shoes of the long-body team are not the same style." ”

The long-body team subconsciously looked at their shoes, which were all flat-soled, and they could see where their ankles were at a glance, and they couldn't help but look at the short-body team with a random smile.

Wen Yangyou suddenly pointed at Wen Xijun: "It seems that the cute team is wearing the kind of shoes that can be raised by Brother Xijun." ”

Jin Jiula and Li Jingkui daxiao, and the long team looked at Wen Xijun and was also daxiao.

Wen Xijun's eyes widened and pointed at Wen Yanyou: "Ah." You kid......"

The short-bodied team also pointed at Wen Yanyou: "Really, which side are you on?" ”

Wen Yanyou smiled innocently: "Didn't I help you fight each other?" ”

Li Jingkui smiled for a while, pointed at Wen Yanyou and said, "I found out." Yan You's poisonous tongue is indiscriminate except for himself. It doesn't matter if it's your own team or someone from the other side. ”

The short-body team clapped in agreement, Wen Yanyou paused for a while, and looked at Li Jingkui with some impatience: "That's what the current variety show does." ”

Li Jingkui was stunned for a moment, and looked at Wen Yanyou in disbelief: "You...... Do you mean I'm old? Can't keep up with the times? ”

Under the gaze of everyone staring at Wen Yanyou, Wen Yanyou couldn't help but smile and nodded tentatively. Then he couldn't help laughing, bending over and his shoulders trembling. Kim Jiu-ra and Moon Hee-jun clapped their hands.

Jin Jiula shook his head and said: "Really, what we have never dared to say, let a substitute MC say it." ”

Wen Xijun frowned a little and looked at Li Jingkui: "Brother, some jokes are indeed a long time ago. It's not popular anymore. ”

But when he was young, he looked at Li Jingkui, and stepped forward to scold Wen Yanyou for how could he talk like this.

Li Jingkui gritted his teeth and glared at Wen Yanyou, raised his hand and gestured: "Ah." You're a kid...... I'll just say that you don't distinguish between companions and opponents when you have a poisonous tongue. Don't forget we're all in this together! Hey!! ”

After speaking, he pushed Wen Yangyou to his head, Wen Yanyou got up and hugged Li Jingkui with a smile, looking affectionate and hating.

Even if it wasn't for the artistic effect, Li Jingkui couldn't really be angry. What's more, real funny artists are especially experienced. The first thing to learn is usually not to be funny yourself, but to make the other person treat you as a joke first. To go deeper, this is also the characteristic of Wen Yanyou's choice to insist on the road of variety shows.

is close to the people, so that many potential fans who don't pay attention to the entertainment industry can also like you. For example, the members of the busy club don't like idol singing and dancing albums and the like, and the TV series only watch pure actors and actresses, and they are very picky.

But if they can like it, the consumption level is like the year when Moon Yeong-woo first debuted, he held a fan meeting in the mall, and Lu Zailin, who was passing by, directly bought a camera. Isn't that a harvest.

However, in terms of money, Wen Yangyou does not particularly value it. It's just that he still cares about income. It is because of income that it can be counted as one of the important indicators of an artist's success. But most importantly, it's the kind that others may not value. To be a comedy artist, you also have to give everything wholeheartedly, even at the expense of making huge sacrifices, just to bring joy to the audience.

Frankly speaking, under the current situation of increasing social pressure, it is becoming more and more difficult to make the audience laugh. But that's the challenge. Wen Yeyou is destined not to only take the high-end route of an actor, or to take the idol without status but to the degree of popularity, he didn't plan to be a funny artist at the beginning, but since he has made his debut in a variety show, it may be fate.

Being an MC will also be his goal. And it's not just about doing it, it's about doing it well. Because Wen Yanyou has always been such a character, either don't do it, or do it, you have to do your best.

(The first watch is coming.) Thank you uyhgush.xi and the only Xu Xianxi for the tip, thank you. Thank you for the monthly ticket of Balikun Hun xi, reincarnated soul xi, Qingchuan fish brother xi and a straw man who curses you xi, bow and salute. Thank you to the people who voted for the Dream of Fighting Stars and clicked on the favorites. Sprinkle wolf black. zzang。 O(∩_∩)O)(To be continued......)