Zhang Qingqing was already a little blushing when I slammed on the door, and then I saw the triumphant gadgets in my hand, and it was even more red from her face to the root of her neck, she opened her mouth to scold me twice, but I didn't give her a chance, and bowed my head and kissed her red lips domineeringly.

I remember hearing people often say that it is best to kiss your wife when she is angry, this is the most direct and effective way.

Sure enough, Zhang Qingqing was stunned by my domineering kiss, she looked at me with round eyes and a look of disbelief, and she didn't know how to resist even if I kissed, but she didn't respond, so she closed her mouth and let me kiss, looking like she didn't react at all.

"Stupid, you have to close your eyes, and your mouth should not be closed, open a little."

I whispered softly in Zhang Qingqing's ear, trying to hypnotize her with my kiss with my gentle voice. But, it's okay if I don't speak, as soon as I speak, something will happen, Zhang Qingqing heard my pretended mature voice, and couldn't help but have a strange smile in her eyes, she nodded and said, "Open your mouth, I know." ”

I heard that the heart of the heart is really called a ecstasy, it seems that tonight Saiong lost the horse and knew that it was not a blessing, not only did I not disappoint Zhang Qingqing, but also made a leap of progress with her, although I kissed her before, but it was just a very ordinary kiss, today on the wedding anniversary, I may not be able to break through the wet kiss stage with her.

I was only happy at this time, but I didn't see a trace of shame flashing in Zhang Qingqing's eyes, she really opened her mouth according to my request, but she didn't want to have a wet kiss with me, but she directly bit my lip with her white teeth, and I almost jumped up in pain.

"Damn, are you stupid, no matter how you kiss your mouth, you will bite someone?"

"Giggles, I have thorns on my body, and touching me will pierce myself, so you'd better weigh it."

Zhang Qingqing looked at the obvious tooth marks at the corners of my mouth and said triumphantly. But when she squinted and smiled, she was really beautiful, the corners of her mouth were upturned, and her plump cheeks showed a delicate look, a little less of the usual coldness and a little more closeness.

Regardless of the thorns on the ground, just to smell the roses.

I thought to myself, even if you are a thorny rose, even if I am scarred in this life, I will have you.

Zhang Qingqing saw me looking at her stupidly, Rao is she has always been calm and comfortable in trouble, and she was a little embarrassed at this time, she rolled her eyes femininely, said that she didn't know who was more like a stupid, and then turned around to open the door with the key.

I was still holding that little sleeve in my left hand at this time, so I couldn't help but deliberately tease her and said, "Hey, wife, do you want this little gift or not?" ”

Zhang Qingqing glanced at me in shame: "Hooligans, who is rare about your thing?" ”

I said, "Don't forget it, I'll give it to Li Mengting next time." ”

Zhang Qingqing was immediately angry: "You dare? ”

"Hey, kidding."

Zhang Qingqing looked at me with a little smell of wine on my body, snorted and said, "Chen Yu, I really didn't notice it, you are quite timid on weekdays, after drinking a few taels of fake wine, the whole person is upset?" ”

I couldn't help but almost laugh angrily when I heard this, and said, "What you drank is fake wine, whether you accept this little gift or not, if you don't accept it, I'll throw it away." ”

Saying that, I pretended to throw this thing at the door of our house, so frightened that Zhang Qingqing hurriedly reached out and grabbed it: "Bastard, how can this thing be thrown casually, isn't it going to laugh at us when the neighbors see it?" ”

"What's the joke, it's fruity, maybe they still envy us for being fashionable."

"Chen Yu, I'll kick you again."

Zhang Qingqing deliberately threatened me with a straight face, and then seemed to casually stuff the gadget into her handbag, just like a little girl stealing a candy in the store, which was obviously nervous to death but forced herself to pretend to be calm, which made me look like I wanted to laugh, but I didn't dare to laugh, for fear that she would really kick me to death in anger, this woman loves to move her hands and feet when she is angry.

I saw Zhang Qingqing accept the small set I gave her, and I felt quite proud, but after thinking about it, what is there to be proud of, this thing should be used on her to make a merit complete, I still need to work hard.

Zhang Qingqing turned around and opened the door of the living room, but as the door suddenly opened, two things suddenly rolled out, which immediately startled me and Zhang Qingqing. The two of us looked down in a panic, but were shocked to find that it was our living parents.

It turned out that the noise I made when I was banging on Zhang Qingqing just now alarmed my father-in-law and mother-in-law in the living room, and the two of them quietly came over and leaned behind the door to eavesdrop on me talking to Zhang Qingqing, and now as soon as the door was opened, the two guys fell out.

I was speechless for a while, glanced at Zhang Qingqing beside me, Zhang Qingqing was so angry that her face turned green, and she lowered her voice and said, "Mom and Dad, what are you two doing?" ”

Father-in-law Zhang Dagui is more loyal and honest, and he was speechless when questioned by his daughter, but Zhang Qingqing's mother Xu Shuqin was more cunning, and in the face of Zhang Qingqing's questioning, she asked instead of answering: "Daughter, I cleaned up your bedroom in the evening, and found that there was a mat for laying on the floor and a quilt in your bedroom." I've got a little stuff with your dad and I want to ask you. ”

The mother-in-law's anti-general was really powerful, which made Zhang Qingqing nervous in an instant, and even forgot about questioning and eavesdropping, and said weakly: "What's the problem?" ”

The mother-in-law said, "Let's go into the house and talk about it." ”

Zhang Qingqing and I glanced at each other, obediently entered the living room, and sat down on the sofa a little nervously, in fact, it should be Zhang Qingqing worried, I was not too afraid, because I could probably guess what my father-in-law and mother-in-law wanted to ask?

Sure enough, my mother-in-law stared at us straight to the point and asked, "Chen Yu, honestly confess to us, do you have the same room and different beds on weekdays?" ”

Zhang Qingqing immediately panicked when she heard this, and quickly shook her head and said, "No, no." ”

Mother-in-law's eyes glared: "I'm asking Chen Yu, not Xiaoqing, Xiaoqing, you are the most cunning on weekdays, Chen Yu is an honest person, I guess you don't dare to squeak when you drive you to the ground to sleep on the floor." I just said that I have been married for a few months, why don't your stomach move at all, and you two are acting to show us two old men? ”

Zhang Qingqing is really a little panicked at this time, don't look at her as a tsundere princess at home on weekdays, but this matter involves the inheritance of the Zhang family's incense, and her father-in-law and mother-in-law will definitely not be easy to talk to, she can only signal me with her eyes at this time, and ask me to explain to her parents quickly.

Before I could speak, my father-in-law, Zhang Dagui, came over and said, "Chen Yu, I'll take your pulse and see your body." ”

My father-in-law is an old Chinese medicine practitioner who is a fellow practitioner of medicine and martial arts, and he has a Chinese medicine hall in our neighborhood. He came over and raised my eyelids, looked at my eyes, asked me to open my mouth to look at my tongue, and finally checked his pulse, and then said angrily: "Xiaoqing, who told you that Chen Yu is not in good health and can't have sex, how do I think he is angry and very good?" ”

Zhang Qingqing couldn't stop explaining what she was saying, so she winked at me desperately, obviously begging me to hurry up and find a way to help her out of the siege.

I coughed and said, "Father-in-law and mother-in-law are angry, in fact, I was really driven out of bed by Zhang Qingqing and made a bunk before." But it's not to show you, but because I am unstable when I sleep, Qingqing dislikes me for affecting her sleep quality, so she drove me to the floor. ”

When Zhang Qingqing heard this, she immediately cooperated with me and said: "Yes, yes, you don't know, Mom, Dad, this guy Chen Yu is very dishonest when he sleeps, and he will do things to others when he falls asleep in the middle of the night, and hugging and hugging is the most annoying." He's a hooligan, and he sleeps like a hooligan. ”

When I heard this, a few black lines suddenly pulled down on my forehead, and I said in my heart that you still kicked your nose and face.

The mother-in-law glared at Zhang Qingqing: "What kind of brush hooligan, what's wrong with the little couple only hugging and hugging, how can they have a baby if they don't hug and hug?" ”

Zhang Qingqing's face was flushed with embarrassment, I looked funny, and forced a smile and said: "Mom, in fact, Qingqing was not used to it at the beginning, she doesn't know how much she likes me to hug and hug now, she will hold me like a koala when she falls asleep, haha——"

Zhang Qingqing glared at me angrily when she heard this, but she dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak, for fear that her parents would scold her again.

The father-in-law said suspiciously: "Since there is no greasy between you and Qingqing, and there is no acting for us two old men, then Qingqing said that you can't have sex for three years, I don't know how strong you are now." ”

Zhang Qingqing's eyes looked at me again, meaning that I should hurry up and find a way to explain, I had thought of a way to deal with it just now, and said with a smile: "This is all the credit of the eight cannon boxing kung fu that you taught me before, father-in-law, since I learned cannon boxing, my body has been stronger day by day." ”

My father-in-law has always been proud of his eight cannon fist martial arts, and always thinks that cannon fist is the most powerful kung fu, and now after listening to my words, the old man was very happy, and said proudly: "Of course, you think my eight cannon fists are blown out, practice this kung fu well, ensure that you are strong, like I am fifty years old this year, and I can still ...... every night."

When my father-in-law said this, he suddenly realized that it was inappropriate to say this, so he stopped the topic, but glanced at me and Zhang Qingqing, and said: "Since you are not acting, and Chen Yu's body has recovered to seventy-seven, eighty-eight, then you should consider the matter of having children, after all, unfilial piety is the greatest." ”

Zhang Qingqing said depressedly: "Dad, we know." ”

At this time, I deliberately reached out to stop Zhang Qingqing's water snake waist, and said with a smile: "Well, we will consider it." ”

In front of my parents, Zhang Qingqing didn't dare to resist my hug, so she could only secretly twist me, and I grinned in pain. In fact, our little action could not hide from the eyes of my father-in-law and mother-in-law, my mother-in-law shook her head and said: "The two children flirt and scold all day long, it is not like pretending, Lao Zhang, we still don't force it too hard." ”