Chapter 148: Accidental Purpose
After feeding the medicine and glucose water, he broke his mouth wide. The muscles and nerves of his face were stiffened by Lin Yang before, and now he couldn't close his mouth with his chin in his hands.
Hold it up, let's do it! Drop. Hold it up again, let's do it! It also fell off, like the mouth of a big toad that jumped frog when I was a child.
Croak!
Lin Yang was taken aback, didn't these two medicines work? Misjudgment on your own? This guy is not a heart disease, cor pulmonale symptom? Is it smoking epilepsy? It's not really going to die!
Lying on the side of his mouth and taking a closer look, the big viagra pills are still in his throat, no wonder it has no effect! It turned out that he hadn't taken the medicine yet.
Without looking back, he put his hand on his flabby chin and waved his hand at the girl behind him.
"Come on! Bring your glucose water. β
The girl was still panicking, but reluctantly threw the bottle of glucose candy to him.
At this time, he was eager to save people, and he could pay attention to the girl's expression. Pick up the bottle and pour the mouth into the robber's mouth.
Boom!
Lin Yang looked at it, the glucose was swallowed by him, and the pills were still there. It's the first time it's hard to feed medicine like this! Scratching his head, he stretched out his fingers to get the pill into his throat. It's okay now, see if you have the ability to swallow it.
He poured glucose water into his mouth.
Woohoo!
Lin Yang looked at it on his stomach, and finally it was done, so he breathed a sigh of relief and sat up straight.
The robber's eldest brother was lying on the ground, and suddenly, his facial features were distorted and his mouth was foaming at the mouth. The body sobbed, Lin Yang was startled, this is the rhythm of death! Thankfully, he slowly calmed down.
The girl also recovered from the panic just now, and unconsciously glanced at Lin Yang, and was stunned.
Syllable!
A big-eared scraper slapped Lin Yang's face, Lin Yang was stunned by her, and his eyes narrowed suddenly. He stood up from the ground.
If it weren't for a woman, I really wanted to slap him. raised his hand, looked at her pitiful face, barely held back, and said with a pout.
"Why are you hitting me?"
The girl tilted her head, her eyes were hideous, and her two little white hands pinched the waist of the wasp. In an instant, he became a tigress who wanted to eat him.
"Why hit you, don't you know? What a fool! β
Lin Yang thought about it with stunned eyes. Said with an embarrassed smile.
"Are you sick? I'm not going to shout everywhere, I'm not the kind of big horn that likes three-eight! β
He didn't seem to get to the point, and the girl's anger increased instead of subsided, and she raised her little hand and slapped her again.
Lin Yang hurriedly shrank his head, this ninja magic trick was wonderful, and the girl's slap swept over against her hair. In this short moment, he thought a lot of reasons, but he couldn't find a reason why he should be beaten.
Deng Shi grimaced unhappily and yelled.
"What is it for this time?"
The girl had no intention of quitting, pouting, and waving her other hand again.
"Same as the first time!"
"The first time was for Mao, what?"
Lin Yang asked.
"Same as this time!"
The girl roared.
Lin Yang became more and more confused, grabbed her slender wrist and squeezed it hard.
"You're still going to fight, are you? Can you explain? β
The girl didn't let go, and struggled several times before she could break free of her hands. Angry, his face turned red, and with his other hand, he grabbed a baby kettle on the shelf. Held high.
"You inhuman scoundrel, you won't let go! If you don't let go, I'll use this to smash you to death. β
When she said this, Lin Yang seemed to understand that the girl was angry with her desire to get away with her before she gave birth to herself. Hehe! What a stupid girl, why don't you know how to be flexible at all.
Thinking of this, Lin Yang's anger disappeared, and he looked at the girl with teeth and claws on his face with an embarrassed smile.
"Little sister, can you put the pot down first and listen to my explanation? I did that to save you! β
Lin Yang's smile seemed to make the girl even more angry. The milk pot in his hand not only did not put it down, but smashed it down.
"Who is your little sister! I don't believe your nonsense, the knife is not on your neck, of course you can say whatever you want! β
When she finished saying these words, she found that he had been hugged by Lin Yang. The two arms were bound by Lin Yang, and there was no possibility of moving at all.
But he didn't just tie his hands and catch him. Pushing back hard, Lin Yang only used all his strength on his two arms, knowing that her small body had such a big explosive power.
I didn't pay attention for a while, and I was made by the girl to stagger backwards.
"You let go, you let go of me! If you don't let go of me again, I'm going to call someone! β
Lin Yang was afraid that he would fall and hurt her by holding the girl, and then he thought of what the girl had said before.
She was sick, and she had a terrible contagion. When I thought of this, my head buzzed, and I was stunned.
Oh my god! Why should you have a skin-to-skin relationship with such a person? What should I do if I am infected? I'm starting to regret it.
"Go ahead! If you're sick, I won't hold you! β
Pushing forward hard, the girl flew out, and he stood still. The girl bumped into the medicine shelf in front of her, and because Lin Yang used too much force, the medicine shelf was knocked down by the girl. All kinds of medicines and utensils on the shelves fell to the ground one after another.
The big ones are like basins, the small ones are like bowls, wheelchairs, crutches, silicone, and solids. All of them are in line with Newton's theory of the landing of apples.
Fart snap, wash bang! Hissββ! The aftermath lingers.
Yes!
The girl sat on the floor, her back resting on another shelf, the white bedpan on top of the shelf.
Smack! Let's go!
One of them was buckled right on the girl's head. The final drum beat sounded like the end of a dance music.
Bang!
"Ahh
In this case, Lin Yang was also at a loss, was it his fault? I didn't touch those shelves.
Despite this thought, I still feel ashamed. I didn't know what to do, so I lowered my head and spun around.
"Tsk! Tut! Tut! Huh! What about people? β
The robber lying on the ground is gone, and he is running? Look at the door and it's still locked. Dead, turned into a ghost? That's not right either! Ghosts can't take away corpses! It's weird.
Lin Yang thought about it and looked at the counter randomly, oh my God!
This guy is too persistent, and he is crawling little by little to the medicine cabinet where viagra is installed, like a big caterpillar.
Looking at him like this, Lin Yang didn't know whether he wanted to cry or laugh. This is how deep the obsession with viagra must be to have such crazy behavior!
No matter what, stop him from getting the medicine! Isn't that the purpose of tossing all night?
He was just about to walk over and pull him up when he heard the girl behind him choking and shouting!
"Inhumane, come and save me!"
When Lin Yang looked back, the girl was already pressed under the mess and shelves.
looked at the robbers who were still crawling, it was important to save the girl first, the door was locked, and this guy couldn't escape anyway.
With all his hands and feet, he pulled aside what was pressing on the girl, and finally got the shelf up as well. The girl still had the bedpan on her head, and Lin Yang hesitated for a moment but took it off her head.
It's just that the movement is a little panicked, as if he is holding a hot yam and throwing it aside. The thing has been taken off, and I don't forget to rub a few fingers together. I'm afraid of getting infected with some super virus.
He glanced at the girl, let him sit on the ground, and was about to turn around and look for the robber.
The girl stopped crying, and shouted angrily:
"It's inhumane, why don't you come and help me?"
Lin Yang shrugged his shoulders in fright, he was really afraid of something, he really didn't want to touch her in his heart, he didn't want to touch anything she had touched. But the girl screamed, and his compassionate heart couldn't allow him to leave the poor girl alone.
had to turn around hard, and didn't dare to look at her. What a girl! Isn't it a pity to have that disease?
Even though he was such a noble person, he couldn't help but ask before pulling the girl's outstretched hand.
"You won't infect me!"
The girl looked at him in surprise, what he asked was clueless, and it seemed that the girl did not understand it at all.
"What?"
This is also Lin Yang's kindness, he doesn't want to ask too directly, for fear of hurting the girl's heart too deeply.
"You?"
The girl was still puzzled.
"What am I?"
"Contagion!"
"What kind of contagion?"
Lin Yang really felt that it was difficult to talk like this, and he farted in the crotch of his pants and jumped to the two forks. Just ask directly.
"Don't you have a contagion?"
The girl's puzzled expression turned into an angry one.
"You're the only one who has a contagion!"
Lin Yang was originally hunched, but he immediately straightened up when he said this, and a trace of pity and sympathy on his face disappeared.
He looked at her with a fierce face.
"Didn't you say it, do you have an infectious disease that can't be cured?"
The girl blinked and thought about it. Suddenly, with an innocent smile, she craned her neck and looked to the side, where she couldn't see the robbers.
Only then did he look at Lin Yang mysteriously and whispered.
"You stupid! I lied to that man, and I was afraid that he would rob me of my sex. β
"Oh!"
Lin Yang didn't look excited at all.
"Stay on the ground! You can lie to him, I can't? Took you in the mouth for nothing! β
The girl looked at Lin Yang sideways.
"Oh! I understand that I wronged you, I'm sorry! I'm so excited. β
Lin Yang finally balanced a little in his heart.
"Forget it! I'll pull you up! β
Lin Yang stretched out his hand and grabbed the hand handed over by the girl, but the girl hadn't stood up straight, and couldn't wait to yell.
"Oh! Why are you still robbing us of our medicine! β
Lin Yang looked back and saw that the robbers who had snatched the medicine had already held on to the medicine cabinet and stood up slowly. The girl shouted, and he glanced back, about to open the medicine cabinet.
The girl didn't care about the mess under her feet, and the wind rushed over, and with a push of both hands, the robber standing next to the medicine cabinet fell aside.
At this time, Lin Yang also followed, and the girl leaned against the door of the medicine cabinet, rather than giving up her life, squinting at the robber lying on the ground.
"You deliberately don't know what to do, we saved your life just now, and we didn't say thank you, why did you come to rob us of our medicine?"
The robber trembled and supported his upper body with both hands, looked at her with a sad face, and looked at Lin Yang.
Cough!
After sighing, he barely raised one hand and took out a crumpled photo from his underwear pocket.
Stretching forward, the girl stiffly twisted her head to the side and didn't look at it, and Lin Yang didn't go in and glanced at it from a distance.
It seems that there is a cute little girl in the photo, and the robber holds the photo in the palm of his hand. Two lines of tears were left on his thin face.
"This is my daughter, look how lovely she is! It's all my fault, she was born with my heart disease, plus the treatment is not timely, the doctor said that her pulmonary artery is also wrong, and now my daughter is going to dieββ! β
He whimpered and cried, Lin Yang's heart was hit by a knife, why did he always encounter such a tragic thing! I am not a bodhisattva who saves suffering.
The girl rolled her eyes at him disapprerovingly.
"You're so inhumane, your daughter is like that, you're still in the mood to think about that kind of dirty thing, and you still come to grab Viagra!"
Before the robber could tell his story, Lin Yang pulled the girl's clothes.
"Don't blame him, haven't you watched the news? A 9-year-old child takes viagra every day in order to survive, and he robbed viagra not to do that kind of thing, but to save his daughter's life. β
The girl was stunned, let go of the medicine cabinet beside her, and looked at the robber lying on the ground. The robber looked at her gratefully and nodded.
"This ...... Is this true? β