30 Wonderful stories full of holes
"Wu Xiaoqing, hurry up, know you're at home." The village chief knocked on the door not so politely, and his fan-like hand slapped on the door panel, like an African beating a drum, one after another, rapid and rhythmic.
Wu Xiaoqing didn't dare to open the door for the time being, hiding in the house, and was making emergency contact with the search and rescue team.
"Big brother, what should I do? I'm afraid that if I can't say it well, it's all exposed. Wu Xiaoqing looked out the window, the village chief, the village party secretary, and several aunts and aunts living around all came over to watch the excitement.
Wu Xiaoqing's relative, that professor, is going to make a movie in Dayang Village! The village party secretary is a big mouth, and he proudly preached, causing everyone to exclaim.
How did Wu Xiaoqing know other professors?
Where did the relatives come from?
Didn't his parents have no relatives to ask him when they divorced? Otherwise, how can you learn badly?
What kind of movie are you making?
The village party secretary quietly told everyone the news he just knew: "I heard that a big foreign director came to shoot it, and it costs hundreds of millions of dollars!" ”
Hundreds of millions of dollars? Isn't that billions in cash?
It's really the green smoke coming from the ancestral tomb, I can't see that Wu Xiaoqing has such a developed day.
Branch secretary: Do you say that when the time comes, will the people who make movies live in our village? All of them are foreigners, right? We still have rooms in our house that are vacant, so we can rent them.
Lin Chen listened to these gossips on the side, and couldn't help but be curious. As an investment, she has seen a lot of well-dressed beasts, like Wu Xiaoqing, who has a junior high school education background, she has encountered it for the first time. Relatives? Lin Chen doesn't think it's like it, it's probably just a professor's white glove, just making a movie, isn't it? Lin Chen felt that this Professor Shen was also too nervous, if it wasn't good, maybe he used this movie to launder money?
Lin Chen's thoughts were temporarily suspended with the opening of the gate, she took a step forward, followed behind the village chief and the branch secretary, and after Wu Xiaoqing invited them in, she immediately turned around and closed the door.
"If there's anything, just say it, I'm sleepy," Wu Xiaoqing yawned fiercely, "I must say what I know." ”
"Wu Xiaoqing, this is a big matter in the village, you can't be serious," the village chief and the party secretary were not very satisfied with Wu Xiaoqing's attitude, the village party secretary specially found a freshly wrenched wet towel from the bathroom, and handed it to Wu Xiaoqing, "Wipe your face first and talk to others." ”
Wu Xiaoqing looked at Lin Chen, and then at the village chief: "What do you tell me to say?" ”
Lin Chen smiled and said, "I want to know where Professor Shen is now?" ”
Wu Xiaoqing grinned bitterly: "I really don't know, why don't you just call the police and let the police help you find it." ”
The village chief glared at Wu Xiaoqing on the side: "What kind of attitude is this?" People came to you so well, and they didn't recruit you to provoke you, why is it the same as eating *, and everyone is fried? ”
Wu Xiaoqing simply lied: "I just can't speak, I really don't know where people are, what should I say?" ”
The branch secretary pointed out the information he got: "Just now your aunt Jiang also said that the professor came the day before yesterday and never went back. ”
"Then you will search this house," Wu Xiaoqing said, "I will not kill others and bury them in the ground." ”
From Wu Xiaoqing's expression, Lin Chen was sure that this young man was hiding from herself, but she had no better way to let him say it. She looked around the room and saw a large number of manuals stacked on the table, and after reading a few, she asked Wu Xiaoqing: "The crew is in Dayang Village now?" ”
Wu Xiaoqing glanced at her with a sympathetic look for a mentally ill person: "If you really want to find any crew, you can ask the people in the village, I have been playing with the computer at home and have never been out." ”
The village chief also agreed with Wu Xiaoqing's conclusion: "Impossible, we haven't seen any crews here." ”
Lin Chen didn't care, she said to Wu Xiaoqing: "You don't admit it's okay, I know it from Dong Yuan anyway." For a set of 5,000 people, you have to shoot it on real ground, there are group scenes, and there must be at least a few hundred group performances. Dayang Village is very small, so the crew has to buy their own rice and cook in the steaming cabinet...... Okay, even if you haven't started filming yet, you must have done the preparations, or why don't you take out the steamed rice cabinet you bought and show me now? If it's still in your house, I'll leave and never bother you again. ”
Of course, it was impossible for Wu Xiaoqing to pass through the portal and bring back the steaming cabinet and all the other things he bought, but he couldn't admit it either.
What makes Wu Xiaoqing even more incomprehensible is that the advice given by the search and rescue team in the subtitles is actually "moderate contact, and the caliber is dominated by Shen Changwen".
Why "moderate exposure"?
Wu Xiaoqing doesn't quite understand, but what the eldest brother says always makes sense, right?
So he could only bite the bullet and say, "This is what Professor Shen bought, I don't know what he used it for, maybe he used it to do some scientific experiments." ”
Lin Chen smiled: "Do you still know about scientific experiments?" Do you know what Professor Shen does research? Research on low-temperature materials. With a steaming rice cabinet? …… Actually, I can guess why you want to keep it a secret, and I won't ask you about Professor Shen anymore, so let's talk about the movie, what I just said, the scale of the number of people, you won't deny it, right? Professor Shen has admitted that he has had this crew. ”
Wu Xiaoqing looked at the subtitle prompt of the search and rescue team, and nodded with difficulty: "It's almost, but I don't know what I know, I'm just helping him buy things online." ”
"It's normal that you don't know," Lin Chen explained to the village chief's branch secretary and Wu Xiaoqing, "This steamed rice cabinet alone is at least a matter of feeding hundreds of people." Do you know what the size of a group performance is in the hundreds? That can be regarded as a top-level production. You also set up scenes for 5,000 people and movie scenes for 5,000 people...... Let me tell you this, have you seen the three major battles? That's the scene, the crowd! Of course, now we don't need so many people to film, hundreds of people plus post-production special effects can make this effect. ”
The village chief was a little excited when he said: "Three major battles? At that time, making that kind of movie was a political task. ”
Lin Chen asked Wu Xiaoqing again: "I heard that it's still a science fiction film, saving the ancients?" ”
Wu Xiaoqing scratched his head and corrected: "It's not ancient, it's primitive." ”
"Have you read the script?"
Wu Xiaoqing looked at the subtitle prompt and made sure that the search and rescue team wanted him to admit it. He simply closed his eyes and admitted: "Actually, I wrote the script." ”
"You wrote that?" Lin Chen looked at Wu Xiaoqing with a surprised expression, "Do you know how to write a movie script?" ”
"It was Professor Shen who asked me to write it," Wu Xiaoqing made it up along the lines of thought of the search and rescue team, "He just asked me to write a random story, just like writing a villain book, he said that it doesn't matter what it is written, it shouldn't be true anyway." ”
Lin Chen's full expectation was extinguished at once by Wu Xiaoqing's two sentences - what Wu Xiaoqing said did verify Lin Chen's guess. This film project is likely to be used by Professor Shen to launder funds - maybe there is no crew at all, and even if there is, it is estimated that it will be a random grass stage team in the later stage and shoot blindly.
She really thought there was a mysterious movie project...... Now it seems that he is quite stupid, if there is really such a plan, then the producer must have already blown the conch in the media, in the information age, why hide it?
Lin Chen stood up in disappointment and was about to leave. At this time, the village chief saw that something was wrong, although he didn't understand why he suddenly wanted to blow it when he talked about it, but the village chief still urged Wu Xiaoqing and said: "You wrote it, then you should quickly tell others." ”
Wu Xiaoqing saw that the other party had already stood up, thinking that this was the end of the matter, and also took off his glasses and prepared to go to bed. Unexpectedly, he was pulled back by the village chief, and he casually began to talk about his own experience: "This movie is that there are two people driving a car, and suddenly they go back to the past, and then, ah, they appear in a cave." They found the switch in the cave, and then the whole door of the cave opened, and when they opened the door, they saw that it was dark outside, and all the wild men knelt down and treated them as immortals. ”
Lin Chen's foot that had stepped out in one step was now retracted, she looked at Wu Xiaoqing thoughtfully, and then returned to her seat and sat down, looking ready to listen to him continue.
Wu Xiaoqing was a little strange, but since they wanted to listen, they continued: "Then they went to look again, it turned out that there was a big flood, and the whole mountain was full of water, those primitive people were cold and hungry, and there were crocodiles in the water outside. They go back to the cave and find that they can go back to Earth. Then they bought a lot of food to save people. ”
Lin Chen took out his mobile phone and started the recording function.
Wu Xiaoqing kept talking in a daze, probably because he felt that his experience was indeed quite exciting, and it was a serious waste not to take this opportunity to share it. Speaking of wonderful places, Wu Xiaoqing simply began to dance with his eyebrows. He said that those primitive people did not wipe their buttocks when they went to the toilet, but also grabbed and ate with their buttocks; said that when the women saw the man, they took off their clothes; said that a few of them dared to cut crocodiles with fire axes; said that when they ate rice, they were happy as if they were taking drugs, and they danced excitedly; said that when they finally saw that the earthlings were leaving, they cried very sadly......
During this time, Lin Chen has also read a lot of scripts in order to find projects, many of which are so-called famous screenwriters who spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to write books, but I don't know why, she feels that there is no such a loophole story told by Wu Xiaoqing, a junior high school student.
"I heard Professor Shen say, are you going to make this movie?" Lin Chen asked, "Is it because of financial problems?" ”
"There is a problem with everything, the director can't be invited, the actors don't want to come, and of course the money is even more insufficient. This is Dr. Shen's own joke. Wu Xiaoqing felt that as soon as he said this, the other party would definitely be completely dead - it was clear that they were not reliable at all.
But Lin Chen didn't seem to think so, she asked rhetorically: "Then what if these conditions are all available?" How are you going to shoot? Storyboarding, you know? If you don't know what's okay, just tell me, at the beginning of the story you said, what was the scene when they met the primitive people? ”