Chapter 53: I'm Really a Witty Talent!(See and cherish this chapter, anytime 404)
Seeing that the drunkard was unconscious, everyone stopped.
Captain Kong asked Tang Xiao, "Sir, what should I do now?"
At this moment, his eyes were a little strange when he looked at Tang Xiao, he was really not used to calling Mr. to a beautiful woman.
Tang Xiao asked, "Did the group of tails in the back chase over and see this scene?"
Captain Kong immediately gestured to the rear, and a person in the distance behind immediately replied with a gesture.
Captain Kong then said, "They haven't caught up yet." ”
"That's fine. If we continue to perform, the Wu family's family will soon be attracted over. ”
"And what about this drunkard?"
"Let him be taken away first, and then release him when everything is a foregone conclusion. ”
"Yes. ”
Then a couple of men in black went up to pick up the drunkard and walked sneakily into the distance.
And Tang Xiao and others continued their previous performances, still fighting and retreating, and the other side chased after them.
The two sides fought "you live and die".
"Wu Liuer" was invincible with two fists after all, and was beaten to the point of embarrassment.
In the end, Tang Xiao arranged the ending for himself, and he was forced to the river with serious injuries under the full strength of a group of mortal monks.
At this moment, the Wu family's family members were alarmed and rushed back one after another.
These are all people who do not know the truth of their true feelings, and when they see that their young lady is in distress, they do not hesitate to rush up to rescue their own young lady.
Tang Xiao immediately gave Captain Kong a look, and Captain Kong instantly understood, rushed up and punched Tang Xiao in the chest, knocking Tang Xiao towards the river.
Tang Xiao spit out a mouthful of pig blood that had been prepared in the air, and with a painful and desperate expression, he fell heavily into the river.
When Pang Ye saw that the play had ended, he immediately beckoned everyone to run away.
They had already arranged an escape route, and someone was in charge of answering them, so it was easy to get rid of the "tail" behind them.
However, the Wu family members didn't have the heart to chase those "killers" at all, they were all anxiously wandering by the river, looking for their own young lady, and the family who knew how to water had already jumped into the water, thinking about saving their young lady as soon as possible.
The Wang family, who had already arrived in the distance and quietly watched, looked at each other.
And now what about their tasks?
Is it already done before you make a move?
Well, let's take a look at the situation first, and then go back to our lives.
As the core figure who was concerned by a group of people, Tang Xiao was at the bottom of the river, staring at a king with big eyes.
As a foundation building monk, he was "beaten" by a group of monks who transformed into mortals, so naturally he would be fine, the injuries on his body were all fake, and he could make this fight play extremely realistic.
But he was very angry at the moment.
Therefore, Captain Kong's final blow smashed the apple on his chest!
Now, his chest was high and low, and the scent of apple juice oozed from the water.
He said in his heart: "Captain Kong, who owes a beating, won't hit me anywhere, but just hit my chest, see how I clean him up when I go back! Now that I have no chest, how can I get out of the water? Do you want to catch a turtle first? The body of Monk Zhuji should not be afraid of being bitten by a turtle."
"Hey! I turned out to be so cowardly, and when I caught it, I shrank my head. Try to tuck it in. it! Clothes are shrinking! Can't be stuffed in? This shrinkage is too serious, isn't it? Profiteers!
"Let's tear a hole in the collar first. Well, just right, there's another pair on the chest. But it seems to be one high and one low...... Don't bite my beanie! Fuck it! Fuck it! It's swollen and swollen! Now you really have breasts! Lie down in a big groove!
"Huh? The height is the same on both sides!Well, it doesn't hurt much. Hehe, this must be the solution I thought of subconsciously. Damn, I'm such a witty guy!"
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In the end, "Wu Liuer" was salvaged ashore by the Wu family, fortunately he was still alive, but he was already "unconscious", no matter how he screamed, he couldn't wake up, and the injury was very serious, it was simply miserable, not only bleeding in many places, but also the whole body was beaten "swollen", as if he had suffered internal injuries, and even the family members also found that "Wu Liuer" was sucked on the side by a blood-sucking turtle because of excessive blood loss, absolutely miserable!
They were completely startled when they saw a turtle crawling out of the eldest lady's place.
Immediately after, the shrunken clothes tightened, and they saw that the eldest lady's place had sunk, leaving only a small mound, in stark contrast to the mountain peak next door.
However, they would never have thought that their "eldest lady" was having a thousand slots in their hearts at this time!
Sure enough, the thing in this world is that the mountains will fall, and the turtles and turtles will run!
You have to rely on a small mound left by your wit to save the last shred of dignity, so that you won't be noticed that you are a man disguised as a woman!
Subsequently, the Wu family members were heartbroken and carried "Wu Liuer" back to the mansion.
But their tears were not only because their eldest lady was injured, but also because the first beauty in Changping County in their minds no longer existed!
After all, there is one side high and one side low, how can it be called a beauty?
If Wu Liu'er knew about this, he would definitely be angry about "cheating the corpse"!
......
The news of Wu Liu'er's serious injury soon reached the ears of the Zhou envoy and Wang Kaoji through the Wang family members who were onlookers.
The envoy of Zhou immediately asked Wang Kaoji to verify the matter to see if Wu Liu'er was really so seriously injured.
The Wang family naturally has eyeliner in the Wu family, and through the eyeliner, the authenticity of this matter can be verified.
And the other side.
Mr. Zhao and his entourage met in front of the gate of Wu Mansion with the Wu family carrying "Wu Liu'er".
Mr. Zhao checked the situation of "Wu Liuer" on the spot, but because men and women were not kissed, he did not check it absolutely carefully.
In addition, Tang Xiao was really attacked by a group of people, and there was a PS to cover it up, all this is enough to confuse the real with the naked eye.
In the end, Mr. Zhao confirmed that "Wu Liuer" was really seriously injured, and it can be seen that the person who shot was quite ruthless, not only recruiting and fighting the key points, but even "Wu Liuer" was flattened to the side, which shows how much grudge there is against "Wu Liuer", if it weren't for the Wu family to rescue "Wu Liuer" from the bottom of the water in time, I am afraid that "Wu Liuer" would have been unable to return to heaven.
Seeing this scene, Mr. Zhao didn't want to arrest Wu Liu'er again.
He had no choice but to take people back and prepare to explain the situation to the Meng County Mansion.
And after "Wu Liuer" was carried into Wufu, the entire Wu Mansion was alarmed.
The old man of the Wu family hurriedly took out the healing pill and fed it to "Wu Liu'er", and "Wu Liu'er" gradually became complex, but he was still unconscious.
The old man of the Wu family withdrew all his subordinates and stayed alone to watch "Wu Liu'er".
After a long time, he said, "Wake up." Liu'er's girl had already told the old man. ”
Tang Xiao woke up slowly, and immediately grinned at the old man of the Wu family.
The old man of the Wu family said: "Liu'er's girl is quirky, and she has this kind of messy idea. But thanks to the strong man who stepped forward and prevented this disaster for Liu'er, that girl was spared, and my Wu family is grateful!"
Tang Xiao couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, you have to know that Wu Liu'er will have this disaster, or he deliberately arranged it.
"The old gentleman is polite. It's just a matter of effort. ”
"The strong man's disguise technique is really breathtaking, I wonder if the old man can see the true face of the strong man? ”
In fact, the old man of the Wu family just looked at this face and said a man's voice, and felt a little bad, so he found a high-sounding excuse to let Tang Xiao replace this face.
Tang Xiao was respectful and obedient, turned around, pretended to tear the mask on his face, and when he turned around again, he had already returned to his original appearance.
"In Xia Tang Xiao, I have seen Mr. Wu. ”
"Well, good name. ”
This is also casually boasted.
The old man of the Wu family looked at Tang Xiao's chest and stopped talking.
Tang Xiao noticed the eyes of the old man of the Wu family, so he smiled and reached into the collar and took out an apple, pretending to be casual, habitually taking a bite of the apple, and then came to his senses and asked, "Old man, do you want to eat apples?"
"No, no. You eat it. ”
"Okay. Tang Xiao was not polite, and reaped the consequences again.
The old man of the Wu family looked at Tang Xiao's still uneven chest again, and stopped talking again.
After a while, he changed what he wanted to say and said, "The old man has something to ask Tang Zhuangshi, I wonder if Tang Zhuangshi knows who those people who want to be unfavorable to Liu Er are?"
Tang Xiao put down the apple and said seriously: "Of course it's the Wang family!"
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