As the saying goes: photography is poor for three generations, and SLR ruins life!

There is a book called "Photography Equipment (Pretending) Guide", the full name is "Photography Monster Six Reincarnations - Exploring the Life of Photography and Tracing the Origin of Tragedy"...

Bai Xiaofei played photography in his last life, uh, at the beginning, the purpose was just to sketch, and later, his waist was a little unbearable, so he simply went to the crew to do photography work, and then slowly got in touch with other work and became an executive director...

It stands to reason that he knows how expensive the photographic equipment is, and it is far from what he can do with this poor sling!

Yes, Bai Xiaofei does not have a complete self-awareness so far, he always thinks that he is just a poor person.

“… Didn't you say there was a missing adapter link? This is a high-definition lens! ”

"That's right, HD Adapter Shot!"

Bai Xiaofei was choked.

Yes, the usual adapter lens comes with its own adapter ring!

“… Xiao Jiu, although I accepted your father's 20 million, it wasn't the money for me..."

"Wait a minute, my dad gave you 20 million? The dowry of the little sister? ”

“… What gives me twenty million? That's investment, invest in Tsing Yi Society! couldn't help but stretched out his hand and knocked Xiao Jiu's big forehead: "Also, do you think the little sister's dowry is only 20 million?" ”

Chen Xiaojiu 'ouch', and then muttered a little disdainfully: "How much is your drama club worth?" Twenty million for me, I can get a set of Leica 1600mm..."

Leica 1600mm f/5.6, the artifact in the minds of all photography enthusiasts, belongs to the personal customization of Qatari Prince Saud bin Mohammed Al Thani, and the price is also very rich, about 13.12 million yuan!

Xiao Jiu has always been very thoughtful about this lens, but unfortunately, the rich generation Chen Laoba has no interest in photography or anything, and it is impossible to give his son such a sum of money.

So far, Xiao Jiu's monthly expenses need to be specially allocated by his father...

“… When I have money, I'll give you the whole set! ”

"Excuse me, when you have money, I'll still..."

Xiao Jiu was about to speak, when the mobile phone on the table rang, it was Bai Xiaofei's mobile phone.

“… Younger sister! ”

Looking at the caller ID, Bai Xiaofei immediately glared at Xiao Jiu: "You notified her?" ”

"No," Chen Xiaojiu hurriedly denied it, and added by the way: "My little sister went back to school the day before yesterday!" ”

"Really? So what is she looking for me? ”

Bai Xiaofei was a little confused, but he still connected the phone.

"Little White Brother, something happened!"

“… What's wrong? ”

"You are on the hot search on Weibo!"

"Really? That's a good thing..."

This is the first time in Bai Xiaofei's life that he has topped the hot search on Weibo, and it is not, in the original time and space, he has also been on the hot search several times, but he is only as a villain.

For example, there is a topic of 'Jiang Xin complaining about the unspoken rules of the entertainment industry', and there is a screenshot in it: 'The picture at that time was like this, a bunch of photos were placed there, and then one of the assistant directors and the assistant director of another group sat together, just looking at these photos and saying, 'Hey, this girl is good'." ’

Well, he's one of the assistant directors!

However, it was all ignorant in the previous life, or too sensible.

This time on the hot search must be thanks to the blessing of "The Comedian"!

“… What a fart, a lot of people scolded you, saying that you were a sentiment seller..."

"Scold me?" Bai Xiaofei was a little stunned, but reacted quickly: "It's okay, let them scold, I won't lose a piece of meat!" ”

“… But they scolded you so badly, saying that you are..."

"Little sister, I'm rehearsing, I'll contact you later!"

Bai Xiaofei hung up the phone, and then clicked on Weibo.

His Weibo self-introduction is one sentence: 'Actually, I am an actor. ’

Since I had an account, I have posted less than ten messages, eight of which have been released in the last few days - there are a lot of fans...

"My name is Bai Xiaofei, graduated from Chinese opera, I am an actor by profession, I worked in a TV station for half a year before, Xihong City TV Station, so, I have a background, because I am my own person!"

This sentence is obviously self-mocking.

Although Bai Xiaofei's establishment is still attached to the TV station, it belongs to the staff establishment, not a brokerage contract, and the TV station has no obligation to praise him!

If you don't have the ability, it will make you fuck off!

It's as if Sun Jianhong is the overall champion of the first season of "Smiling Proud Jianghu", but what about it?

Zhihu has a topic: Why is Sun Jianhong missing?

It's embarrassing, and I don't even have a few answers...

Normal people should know this logic.

Bai Xiaofei overestimated the IQ of netizens!

"I've never seen such a shameless person, and I actually said that I have a background!"

"I know you have a background, otherwise how could you invite Teacher Dabin, but you don't have to be so blatant, right?"

"I am very disappointed with Xihong City TV Station, and I am very disappointed with the "Comedian" program team, I originally thought it was a conscience program, and the plagiarism of the work was forgotten, but now it is shady!"

"I just want to know which green onion this Bai Xiaofei is, and what qualifications does he have to educate the audience?"

It's rare, Bai Xiaofei's total Weibo followers are less than 100,000, and the evaluation below this Weibo directly reaches 6,000, of course, most of them are scolding him...

"Okay, don't eat it, let's go find Grandpa Chen and them..."

……

Tsing Yi Society.

Bai Xiaofei is calling the director team of "The Comedian".

has been on the top of the hot search, which means that this matter is not simple!

The devil knows how many people will have seen this thing, and how many people will believe the nonsense of these netizens!

It was not easy to come up with a nickname, and before he showed his head, he was suppressed, this Nima is too aggrieved!

"Leader, do you think these people have water in their brains? I was obviously joking, and they believed it..."

"yes, what's the attitude of that station?"

"Whatever I want? Then I'm really casual! ”

"Don't worry, I won't take the initiative to cause trouble!"

Bai Xiaofei is now bound to "The Comedian", so his words and deeds need to be reported to the "Comedian" director team.

It's the rule!

Chen Jili saw Bai Xiaofei hang up his phone, and hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "What did Director Shi say?" ”

"He let me watch and deal with it myself."

"And what are you going to do?" Chen Jili warned earnestly: "My opinion is not to respond for the time being, and when the results come out the day after tomorrow, I will talk about it when I have the bottom in my heart!" ”

Grandpa Chen's approach is very in line with conventional logic, first to calm things down, and then to slap his face with strength!

Didn't you say I can't? Then Lao Tzu will prove it to you!

"That's not good, it's not my style to not respond!"

Bai Xiaofei shook his head decisively.

I'm being slandered for no reason, why can't I talk back?

Just because he is worse than me, so I am guilty?

What logic!

"Xiaobai, we Chinese believe in harmony is precious, if you want to achieve something in performance, you must remember this!"

“… Grandpa Chen, the current situation is that they are the first to stir up trouble, not that I want to find trouble! ”

It's really a dog, he didn't plan to mix in the comedy circle, and even appeared on "The Comedian" because of a series of coincidences, why did he scold him? Why scold him?

The comedy market is so big, what's wrong with one more Bai Xiaofei?

The attitude of the director team is very clear, don't cause trouble, but don't be afraid of things!

To put it simply, they are supporting Bai Xiaofei.

That's it.

You still have to think about how to scare people to make people impressed, scaring people is a science!