The immoral ghost will change his way to torture Lu Xiaoxian and Zhang Meng every day, Lu Xiaoxian is like Xiaoqiang who can't be killed, laugh when he's happy, and laugh again after a while when he's unhappy! If you are happy, you will be happy, and if you are not happy, you will be happy.

In short, you should eat, you should sleep, who you love, Lu Xiaoxian has only one thought in his heart: never bow to the ghost who lacks morality, persistence is victory.

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It was dawn, and Lu Xiaoxian was once again awakened by the stench.

This time, he finally saw clearly that Bai Gongzi was facing his nose with his buttocks, and the stench came from his fart.

It's just a matter of being tossed by the immoral ghost, this white-haired beast actually came to bully people. Lu Xiaoxian was furious, picked up the guy and went up to chase after him.

Bai Gongzi is very clever, how can he let Lu Xiaoxian fight, and escaped from the house as soon as he slipped away.

chased out the door, Bai Gongzi was already hiding behind the ghost of lack of virtue, wagging his tail and smiling at Lu Xiaoxian.

"You don't have to trouble Bai Gongzi, I asked him to wake you up!" Lack of virtue ghosts are a serious way.

Do you have to use such a disgusting way to wake up?

Bai Gongzi's fart is simply too stinky, no one can stand it.

Lu Xiaoxian's eyes were on fire, and he couldn't wait to cut the ghost who lacked virtue and Bai Gongzi with a thousand knives.

"A slave should get up earlier than his master, and if you can get up earlier than me, I won't need it!" The ghost of lack of virtue said lightly.

I am tired like a dog during the day, and I have to go to the bat cave in the middle of the night to suffer, and my sleep is seriously insufficient, so how can I get up in the morning.

Even if he wanted to get up early, but there was no alarm clock, he could only wait for Bai Gongzi to call.

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't beat the ghost of lack of morality, he would have turned his face with him a long time ago. Lu Xiaoxian couldn't say what was suffering, gritted his teeth, and endured it.

"It's time to work by the river!"

After saying that, the ghost turned around and entered the house.

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Traveling to Kushui Village, Lu Xiaoxian felt that his world had changed from color to black and white. But after becoming a slave of a ghost lacking virtue, he found that his world was completely dark. He is like a little bird, no matter how he flies, he can't fly high, because the cage is so high.

He often wondered if there would be not enough mud for Nuwa to create people back then, so he made some with stool! If this is the case, Lu Xiaoxian is sure that the ghost who lacks virtue is one of them.

The immoral ghost played all kinds of conspiracies and tricks, deceived and played Lu Xiaoxian and Zhang Meng, and he never got tired of it.

Lu Xiaoxian is always vigilant, but he will always be calculated by the immoral ghosts. It's not that Lu Xiaoxian is too stupid, but that the ghost who lacks virtue is too cunning, and every trap has been carefully designed by him, interlocking, precise and thorough.

Whenever the corners of the ghost are slightly upturned, his eyes are slyly squinted, his eyes turn a few times from time to time, and his mouth makes a "hum" sound, it must have come up with some kind of ghost idea.

The torture of the soul again and again, like sharp thorns, pierced Lu Xiaoxian's heart, making him thunderous, holding grudges, but there was nothing he could do.

Zhang Meng is like no one, no matter how he tosses, he doesn't get angry. Sometimes, Lu Xiaoxian really envies him, it's actually good to be a heartless person.

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Some things are done for a long time, and they become habits. It's like eating "" every morning, Lu Xiaoxian and Zhang Meng have long been used to it.

At breakfast, there were still two plates of "" in front of them.

Lu Xiaoxian glanced at the immoral ghost, lowered his head and picked up a handful of "", and chewed it.

Hey! Why does it smell weird today?

Lu Xiaoxian looked at Zhang Meng, and Zhang Meng also seemed to feel that something was wrong.

"Doesn't it taste right?" The immoral ghost shook his head and said, "What is on the plate today is the pulled by Bai Gongzi, the real!" ”

Lu Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, and then rushed out of the house.

Zhang Meng also followed out.

Outside the house, the two of them roared and vomited.

For a long time, Lu Xiaoxian snorted and sat on the ground, and he didn't even have the strength to be angry.

The ghost of lack of virtue appeared behind them silently like a ghost: "Remember, the heart of defense is indispensable, and you must keep an eye on it at all times!" ”

After speaking, he left as if nothing had happened.

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When he got up in the morning, Lu Xiaoxian was itching all over his body, and he couldn't scratch it.

Zhang Meng is even worse than Lu Xiaoxian, and he can't wait to cut off all the fat on his body.

The two of them finally managed to reach the river, and they didn't bother to pick pebbles, so they took off their clothes and went down to the river, and soaked in the cold river water for a while before they felt more comfortable.

After scrubbing his whole body up and down, he went ashore to get dressed and began to pick up stones.

But it didn't take long for them to feel itchy again. In desperation, I had to go down the river again. I tossed back and forth several times, but I never solved the problem.

In front of the wooden house, the ghost of immorality and the wind were waiting for them.

Shaking the wind glanced at the immoral ghost: "Senior brother, that kid has a strong temper, I'm afraid he won't be able to train for a while!" ”

A rare smile appeared on the face of the lack of virtue: "He has a strong temper, like when I was young. Don't worry, he is very talented, as long as he can survive, he will definitely have a future in the future! ”

Shaking Feng shook his head slightly and said: "I have seen the apprentice of the second senior brother, the qualifications are not bad, earlier than this kid entered the master, I guess this kid is not his opponent!" ”

"Humph! What if you get started early? The demoral ghost snorted coldly, "Shake the wind, I know that you still look down on the second child in your heart, right?" You don't have to be ambitious, who can have the last laugh! ”

Shaking the wind explained embarrassedly: "Senior brother, you know I didn't mean that!" ”

The ghost who lacks virtue understands his junior brother, of course he knows that he doesn't mean that, but somehow, as soon as he talks about it, his mood will become extremely bad.

Shaking Wind pleaded: "Senior brother! Can you stop vomiting with the second senior brother, we are all in the same ......"

Huo Ran's face changed color: "Don't mention this matter again, if you mention it again, don't blame me for not recognizing you as a junior brother!" ”

Shaking the wind knew that this would be the result, but he didn't give up, and when he saw that the ghost was angry, he had to keep silent.

At this moment, three figures in the distance were rushing here, and Bai Gongzi, Lu Xiaoxian, and Zhang Meng came back.

Lu Xiaoxian and Zhang Meng threw down the pebbles in the bag, and scratched wildly on their bodies with their free hands, the muscles on their faces twitching from time to time.

"Isn't it itchy?" The immoral ghost looked at them with a smile.

After listening to the questioning of the immoral ghost, Lu Xiaoxian could guess with his toes that he must have made it bad again.

Although he hated to death in his heart, Lu Xiaoxian ignored the lack of morality, and only cared about scratching up and down his body, which looked extremely ridiculous.

The immoral ghost said unhurriedly: "You two must have itchy powder stuck to your bodies, even if you scratch the blood, it's useless!" ”

Tickle powder?

It is really worthy of the name that a ghost who lacks virtue can come up with such a perverted name.

As he spoke, Zhang Meng really scratched the blood out of his body.

The immoral ghost continued to say slowly: "Itchy powder can't be washed off with water!" ”

Nonsense, Lu Xiaoxian scolded in his heart, it's not that he hasn't tried.

"If you want to stop itching, there is only one way!"

Lu Xiaoxian and Zhang Meng scratched their ears and listened to the following words of the immoral ghost.

At this time, the immoral ghost coughed violently.

Lu Xiaoxian and Zhang Meng grinned violently, twisting all over, but they could only be anxious, anxiously waiting for the immoral ghost.

I don't know how long it took, but the immoral ghost finally stopped coughing, so he said slowly: "If you want to stop the itching, you must take off your clothes and wrap your whole body in mud......"

Before the words of the ghost of lack of virtue fell, Zhang Meng flew away as if he were flying.

Lu Xiaoxian was not to be left behind, and followed closely.

"Wait, I'm not done yet!" The Lack of Virtue ghost shouted from behind.

How could Lu Xiaoxian have the heart to talk to him again, as long as he could stop the itching, let alone wrapping himself in mud, even if he was wrapped in stool.

Lu Xiaoxian and Zhang Meng, their bodies are covered in mud, only their eyes and nostrils are exposed, you look at me and I look at you, like two terracotta figurines.

"No, it's still itchy!" Zhang said with a sad face.

Looking at their appearance, the immoral ghost couldn't help but shake his head: "I didn't finish what I said just now, it's not enough to just wrap in mud, there is one less process!" ”

Lu Xiaoxian and Zhang Meng stared at the ghost of lack of morality.

"The mud on your body has to be dried over low heat, and then the mud is cracked open, so that the itching can be completely stopped!"

Listening to the words of the immoral ghost, Lu Xiaoxian even had the heart to die.

It's really a lack of virtue to get home, if you sprinkle some salt and pickle it, wouldn't the two of them be roasted alive and called flower chicken?

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