In a perfect lie, it is better to crush the bones of the characters involved and have no proof of their death, so that there is no need to use a hundred lies to complete the lie.

So the old Taoist priest was forced to fly to the immortal realm in Gu Qing's mouth, although it was a lie, it was also gratifying.

It's a pity that Xian Yu Zhongtong is not so easy to fool, Gu Qing clearly saw that his hand holding his beard was trembling slightly, probably reflecting on how stupid he was in the eyes of others, so that others used such a low-level excuse to perfunctory him.

"That's it......" Xian Yu Zhongtong sighed.

"That's it" means that he is too lazy to bother with Gu Qing.

"If the uncle can let the court send a good general to quell the rebellion of Nanzhao, it is the best choice for the uncle, if he wins, there is a credit to the uncle, if he loses, the good general will naturally share most of the responsibility for the uncle, the uncle is responsible for the grain and grass, and sends the concert to Chang'an every day to play the war situation, and makes a conscientious and conscientious appearance, so even if he loses, the Son of Heaven must not bear to be too harsh on the uncle."

These words moved Xian Yu Zhongtong quite a lot.

Gu Qing talked about what he was most worried about, and after Gu Qing analyzed the pros and cons for him, Xian Yu Zhongtong felt that these words were very reasonable.

In Xian Yu Zhongtong's heart, words such as loyalty to the monarch and serving the country can only be used as a slogan to shout, the war in Jiannan Road has sudden, Xian Yu Zhongtong is most concerned about his official position, Gu Qing likes it, and after analyzing it for him from the perspective of official interests, Xian Yu Zhongtong suddenly felt that asking the court to send a good general is indeed the best choice to share the risk.

Xian Yu Zhongtong was like a flat lake, and he had already decided to adopt Gu Qing's suggestion.

As long as the words are reasonable, the princes of one side are also willing to listen to the words of a peasant boy, and interests determine everything.

"About the sand table, Uncle should send people to the field as soon as possible, the sand table cannot determine the outcome of the war, but it can check and fill in the omissions, help Uncle command from the overall situation of the war, some neglected trails or passes, the sand table can be clearly expressed, sometimes the existence of an inconspicuous path, the enemy did not find out, we found out, we took the lead, thus affecting the outcome of the war."

Xian Yu Zhongtong nodded subconsciously, he still attached great importance to the sand table, otherwise he would not have stayed in Shiqiao Village for this thing for a long time, this time to pacify the rebellion of Nanzhao, the sand table will inevitably play its important role.

Gu Qing took a breath and said with a smile: "The little nephew has said everything he should say, and the victory or defeat depends on the will of God." The little nephew wished Xian Yu Boqi a victory and returned to the division in triumph. ”

Xian Yu Zhongtong said with a smile: "If you can not be defeated in this battle, the old man will definitely record your name in the merit book and ask the Holy Son of Heaven for credit." ”

"The little nephew just talked a few nonsense, where is the credit."

"Virtuous nephews should not be arrogant, your advice is quite important to the old man, a war is commanded by the old man, or commanded by a good general, the result must be different, not to mention that you also created a sand table This thing, it can be said that in this counterinsurgency battle, your suggestions have greatly affected the outcome of the battle, if you win this battle, the old man will ask for credit for you."

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When I left Shuzhou City and returned to Shiqiao Village, it was already the evening of the next day.

The villagers greeted Gu Qing warmly and invited him to eat at home, but Gu Qing smiled and declined.

Refusal is politeness and upbringing, in fact, the real reason is that the villagers' dishes are too unpalatable, how can Gu Qing, who is so picky about food, be able to eat in the face of a dish that is more unpalatable than pig food?

As soon as she stepped into her yard, Gu Qing smelled a smell of cooking smoke, and Zhang Huaiyu greeted her with a big spoon, matching her image of Shengxue in white clothes, like a peerless chef.

"Coming back?" Zhang Huaiyu said lightly.

"No, I didn't come back, all you see is my soul, my body is still drunk and dreaming of death in Shuzhou City." Gu Qing said without thinking.

I don't know why, now Gu Qing doesn't hesitate to retort when he hears others talking nonsense, it has almost become a conditioned reflex, and the words that come out are nothing more than brains.

Zhang Huaiyu was so angry that he picked up the big spoon and hit the acupoint in front of Gu Qing's chest, Gu Qing took a few steps back and avoided it. Immediately, Gu Qing was stunned, huh? My reaction is more sensitive than before, is it squatting out of squatting? Why don't those people who often have diarrhea squat in the toilet for so long every day not squat out with martial arts?

"Today, you have a hard time, so I will let you enjoy a blessing, wait, I will cook for you to eat." After Zhang Huaiyu finished speaking, he quickly went into the kitchen.

Gu Qing's eyelids jumped, and he always had an ominous premonition.

A ruthless character who is accustomed to killing people with a knife, and suddenly one day uses a knife to cut vegetables, what is the difference between this and selling arsenic and changing his career to sell fruits?

Sitting in the courtyard with apprehension, Gu Qing looked at the situation in the kitchen from time to time, if he followed the dog's blood routine, Silly Bai Tian, who had never cooked, suddenly wanted to cook, and there was a ninety percent probability that the kitchen would be burned, and then Silly Bai Tian stood there with an innocent face, using stupid and cute selling points to win the love of the audience, so as to forget that this person was actually guilty of unintentional arson, and according to the public security law, he was subject to administrative detention......

Zhang Huaiyu is not stupid and sweet, among the three silly and white sweet, she only accounts for two, which is not sweet enough.

Fortunately, Zhang Huaiyu was not so stupid, and after waiting for a long time, the prepared dishes were finally served, and the kitchen was very lucky not to be burned.

Gu Qing quietly stared at the dishes on the table, analyzing from the shape, one of them should be fish, according to Zhang Huaiyu's plan, she should want to make a braised fish, but the fish on the plate in front of her was burnt black as a whole, exuding a burst of mushy smell, and Zhang Huaiyu, who was weak in heart, deliberately sprinkled a lot of green onions, ginger and garlic on it in order to hide the mush.

It is estimated that this fish did not expect humans to be so cruel, not only killed it, but also did not let go of its corpse, and did not become a delicacy in the mouths of humans, but was like a monk who was slashed by the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder but failed to cross the catastrophe......

Another dish, judging by its shape, should be meat, as for what kind of meat, Gu Qing can't guess, because the meat on the plate is also charred, if you have to give it a name, "small fried buns" is more suitable.

Gu Qing didn't expect that a person's cooking skills could be so bad, and he didn't expect that a person with such poor cooking skills would have the courage to cook, and Liang Jingru didn't dare to sing so reasonably.

Looking up at Zhang Huaiyu, Zhang Huaiyu's eyes dodged, looking away, his expression was as arrogant and cold as ever, heh! It's so cute.

Gu Qing put down his chopsticks and said calmly, "I refuse to eat these things. ”

Zhang Huaiyu couldn't help but say: "It's just that the appearance is ugly, the taste is still, it's still ...... It's worth a try. ”

"You try first." Gu Qing said with a pleasant face.

"I made it for you to eat."

Gu Qing sighed: "What did I do wrong, you just say it, I can change it." Communication between people is very important, and it is not necessary to use such cruel methods, everything is negotiable. If you really want to kill me, please give me a good time. ”

Zhang Huaiyu said dissatisfiedly: "Try it and you won't die, maybe it's unexpectedly delicious." ”

"It's going to die, it's not going to be unexpected, it's not going to be delicious." Gu Qing retorted three times.

Zhang Huaiyu sighed dejectedly: "I've seen you do it many times before, I thought I remembered it all, but when the dish was cooked, I panicked, and I forgot many steps immediately......

"On the premise of not affecting the health and life safety of others, I don't mind if you continue to be stupid and sweet. Give up, you're not cooking. ”

Re-washing rice, washing pots, and cutting vegetables, Gu Qing was skillful, and Zhang Huaiyu observed carefully beside him, breaking his fingers from time to time to memorize the steps.

Gu Qing cut the vegetables, and suddenly said: "By the way, it won't be long before there may be a war in Jiannan Road, and you have been going out less recently, although it may not affect the territory of Shuzhou, it is difficult to say whether there will be a scourge of officers and soldiers who will be scattered." ”

Zhang Huaiyu was stunned: "Is Nanzhao the country reversed?" ”

"Yes."

"If the imperial court sends Xian Yu Zhongtong to quell the rebellion, I am afraid it will be difficult to win, Xian Yu Zhongtong is a scholar and does not know how to fight at all."

Gu Qing lowered his head and scratched the fish scales, and said lightly: "During the days when Xian Yu Zhongtong lived in Shiqiao Village, you deliberately avoided it, do you know him?" ”

"My grandfather knew him when he was in Chang'an, my father knew him, and he saw me."

"The war is unpredictable, I gave Xian Yu Zhongtong some advice, if he is willing to listen, maybe there is hope of victory, if he insists on going his own way, he will be defeated, then maybe the war will spread to Shuzhou, our porcelain kilns have to be closed, the villagers have to leave the village with their families to avoid the war, alas, the war ah......"

Zhang Huaiyu's eyes were shining: "What advice did you give Xian Yu Zhongtong?" ”

Gu Qing absentmindedly said his suggestion.

Zhang Huaiyu thought silently for a long time, nodded slowly, and said: "It's indeed the theory of the old man seeking the country, Gu Qing, you are not simple, I always feel that you are quietly arranging, from the village school, to organizing the children's exercises, to the porcelain kiln being designated as tribute porcelain, and even the poems you made seem to have other purposes......

Gu Qing made a move, and then said with a smile: "Don't think so badly of others, everything I am doing so far is for self-preservation, have you ever seen a spider weaving a web?" I just want to weave a big net for myself and the villagers, and protect the people and things I care about in this net and prevent them from being harmed. ”

Zhang Huaiyu stared into his eyes and said, "What if you admit that you are ambitious?" In other words, wouldn't it sound better to replace 'ambition' with 'ambition'? The man's husband was born in the world, and he is right to dominate the world, so why hide it? ”

Gu Qing said briskly: "Okay, I have ambitions, as for what the ultimate goal of ambition is, I don't know, because I have to see how much ability I have, and ambition is based on ability." ”

Zhang Huaiyu was silent for a long time, and suddenly said: "Gu Qing, Shiqiao Village can't accommodate you anymore, these days I see that your edge is getting more and more exposed, and I know more and more characters, the world of Shiqiao Village is too small, your achievements should not be just a teenager who opens a porcelain kiln." ”

"The world is so big outside, don't you want to see it? Don't want to weigh the heroes of the world? ”

Gu Qing put down the work in his hand, looked at the dark mountains, and said softly for a long time: "It's almost over." ”