91 Serious comics
At ten o'clock in the evening, Jiang Ning, Sister Meow, and Xie Xiaowei came to the base again.
They weren't coming by themselves, they were about to fall asleep, but a call from Ming Ye made them have to run again.
As soon as he arrived here, Jiang Ning saw the four little guys standing at the door of the base, their little faces were all white and blue, and Ming Ye was also standing there with an anxious face, constantly comforting the four little guys.
"What's going on?" Jiang Ning asked.
"That one is losing her temper, the computer you gave her was smashed to pieces by her, and the monitoring room was also smashed by her." The old man said with a sigh of relief.
"You provoked her, it's not that you don't know her identity, how dare you provoke her?" Jiang Ning kept complaining.
The old man rolled his eyes, how dare he do such a thing? Isn't that looking for death?
"Let's go in and have a look." Sister Meow went inside.
The female crocodile was in the monitoring room, and there was a clangling sound from there, as if she was striking iron.
As soon as he entered, Jiang Ning couldn't help but close his eyes.
It's terrible.
There is no complete thing in the monitoring room, the entire TV wall has long been turned into fragments, even the iron frame has been demolished, and a big hole has been opened, and the other wall next to it is gone, the wall is reinforced concrete, and it may not be exploded with bombs, but now the whole wall is gone, and the door is also gone, turning into a twisted iron sheet, and there are several big footprints on it, the surveillance video camera is in Aunt Ba's mouth at the moment, is crunching and chewing, broken iron, circuit board fragments are falling down, There was also a half-chewed hard drive on the ground.
The appearance of the female crocodile is even more chilling, this guy's eyes are blood-red, and everything he looks at has a murderous aura.
"Auntie, auntie, if you have something to say, are those four little guys angry with you? I spanked them when I went back. Jiang Ning said repeatedly.
Outside the door, the four children turned pale and couldn't stand steadily.
"You're the one who makes me angry." The female crocodile rushed in front of Jiang Ning in an instant, her mouth wide open, as if she was going to bite off his head.
"Where did I mess with you?" Jiang Ning shouted that he was wronged.
"You're the one who made me learn all that nonsense, and they annoy me." The female crocodile turned her head and with a click she shoved the remaining half of the surveillance video camera into her mouth and chewed it thoroughly.
Jiang Ning, Sister Meow, and Xie Xiaowei looked at each other, and now they understand that no one has provoked this aunt, it turns out that this is a super scumbag.
Glancing at the miserable appearance around him, Jiang Ning secretly added another sentence, this is the fighter in the scumbag, and the destructive power is really just.
"Okay, I see, you don't need to learn those things anymore, you just have to lie on your stomach here, who can avoid your ears and eyes?" Jiang Ning hurriedly said, he really didn't dare to say anything about learning things now, is it difficult to operate the monitoring system? You can learn it with just a child, right? This one's IQ ...... It's worrying.
Of course, these words will definitely not be said to his face, and if he says it, then his IQ will be worried.
"That's pretty much it." The aunt spat a mouthful of crumbs on the ground, and then snorted heavily.
Jiang Ning exhaled and cautiously retreated.
After going out, he patted Ming Ye's shoulder and touched the heads of the four children: "I blamed you just now, I don't care about your business." ”
Ming Ye and the four children looked embarrassed, they already knew the reason.
Truth be told, it took them by surprise.
Originally, in their minds, Aunt Ba was very tall, very strong, and very mysterious, but now this image fell to the ground with a "click" and smashed it.
Now Aunt Ba gives them the feeling...... It's also a comic, it's still a worrying IQ comic, and it's a scumbag comic.
"Lao Cheng, you pay more attention here, I won't be here for the next two days." Jiang Ning said.
"What's the matter with you?" The female crocodile walked out.
"I have a lot to do......" Jiang Ning decided to find a suitable excuse for himself, not only to make the female crocodile think that he did not pay enough attention to this side, but also to make the female crocodile not interested in getting involved: "Now that the Spring Festival holiday has passed, and the winter vacation has not ended, I plan to take this opportunity to take the wild girl and my cousin to learn to drive, I can't drive in the city, it's always inconvenient." ”
Isn't this aunt a scumbag? Then using learning as an excuse is definitely right. Jiang Ning thought self-righteously.
"Okay, I'll learn it too." Aunt Ba's answer directly shocked his jaw.
"How does this work?" Jiang Ning shouted, he was not afraid that the female crocodile would not be able to learn and smash the car, it didn't matter, at most he would spend some money to repair the car, and even buy a new car was no problem, what he was afraid of was that the female crocodile would gnaw the person who taught her to drive, with the bad temper of this old lady, it is not impossible to do so.
"What? Do you have an opinion? "The female crocodile has unkind eyes and a murderous aura on her body.
"I didn't ...... What to do here? It can't be left unguarded. Jiang Ning hurriedly made an excuse: "Otherwise, I'll buy a car and let them teach you." ”
He gestured to the side.
Originally, he wanted to point out the master, but when he pointed out his fingers, he found that the old man and the four children had run away without knowing when.
"You think I'm stupid, don't you?" The mother crocodile bared her teeth, revealing a mouth full of sharp teeth.
Jiang Ning wanted to say "yes", but unfortunately he didn't dare.
"We have to make three chapters of the law, first of all, we can't eat people, we can't chew it." Jiang Ning said.
"You're a verbose guy." Aunt Ba slapped her and slapped Jiang Ning out like a golf.
The female crocodile is very unhappy, she rarely really wants to learn something, but she is so faceless, and keeps chirping crookedly.
She and Gui Erye are the same, the skill points are all on attack and defense, never added agility, plus the crocodile is born with short legs, so the movement speed has always been her hard injury, the short distance is okay, the long distance can only be said to be a little stronger than the turtle, driving the clouds is okay, the speed is definitely not slow, but it consumes too much demon power, and now in this era of weak heaven and earth vitality, she will never dare to play like this at will.
Besides, when Jiang Ning and his gang drove a magnetic levitation skateboard and walked her like a dog, she was very red at that time, and she also wanted to get one, and on the way back to the base from the airport, she experienced it again, and it felt really good.
In her mind, to learn that, you must first learn to drive.
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"Cousin, you don't need to have any ideas, don't compare with that guy, it's boring, I don't compare with her." Jiang Ning kept comforting his cousin Jiang Qin.
On a huge training field, there is only one car going back and forth.
I saw that the car turned sideways for a while, tilted 45 degrees for a while, and flicked its tail for a while, and all kinds of difficult tricks emerged one after another.
The driver is the wild girl Miqi, this is the first time she has touched the car, and she has only heard the instructor say it once before, which roughly means where is the brake and where is the accelerator? How should I hit the steering wheel when reversing, and then let them practice by themselves, Jiang Qin practiced for two hours, and when he stepped on the brakes, he would still slam on the accelerator, and that wild girl could already go to the acrobatic troupe.
"Am I stupid?" Jiang Qin was devastated.
"No, you're absolutely normal, it's that guy who is abnormal." Jiang Ning sighed, let alone his cousin, even he was hit hard, he couldn't play with a unilateral wheel on the ground, and drove at an angle of forty-five degrees.
I have to admit that this little mouse's motor nerves are amazingly strong, and his talent in this area is also terrifying.
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a clangling sound in the distance, followed by a tire flying, and then a boom, and billowing smoke accompanied by fire went straight to the sky.
"Bang-"
The car door flew, and Aunt Ba came out of the burning car with a gloomy face, with an orange-red tongue of fire behind her, and a layer of pitch-black flames could be faintly seen on her body.
"You can compare with her, so that your heart is balanced." Jiang Ning looked over there with a smile on his face.
Hearing this, Jiang Qin couldn't help but nodded, it was already the sixth car, anyway, in the hands of that aunt, no car could last more than half an hour.
"Can't people at the driving school speak?" She was a little worried.
"It's okay, Cao Fatzi and Hu Weimin have both said hello, don't you see such a big car learning field, just the three of you?"
"We're going to have to buy planes in a while! You can also learn to fly an airplane when the time comes. Of course, the aunt is not afraid that she will drop the plane, so it is only a few dollars? I'm afraid that she will crash into Tiananmen Square in a plane. Jiang Ning said softly.
"What do you say? I didn't hear it. I don't know when, Aunt Ba was already standing behind her, carrying half of the car door in her hand, with a neat row of tooth marks on the edge, and the aunt's mouth was still chewing, and the iron filings kept falling.
"I mean, I'll take you to Tiananmen Square in a few days, and then we'll go to Quanjude to eat roast duck, where the roast duck is famous." Jiang Ning smiled all over his face, trying to fool the past.
"I prefer to eat roast bunny." Aunt Ba stared at Jiang Ning with unkind eyes.
Khan, big sweat, waterfall sweat, Genghis Khan, Jiang Ning only felt that his whole body was almost soaked.
At this moment, the wild girl drove over, a clean flick of the tail, and then a reverse, squeezing into the middle of the two parked cars.
This hand is simply handsome, it is simply a perfect fit.
The wild girl snorted, got out of the sunroof on the roof, and jumped in front of Jiang Ning triumphantly.
The female crocodile's eyes are even redder, and the gap between this Nima is too big.
"Actually, we don't need to drive, we have better things." Jiang Ning took the opportunity to flash, he quickly ran to his car and took out two skateboards from the back compartment.
This is version 3.75, which has just been upgraded when it was in Indonesia, and a hybrid system has been added.
Carrying the skateboard back, one of them was respectfully offered, he said: "This thing is more suitable for you, no steering wheel, the foot is the steering wheel, which way you want to turn, as long as you use a little more force under your feet, the throttle is on the grip, twisting forward is accelerating, twisting backward is decelerating, all fool-type, the brake is next to it, it is this red hand brake, but for you, this thing is not very useful, you can directly support the ground with your hands, I usually use a shield to support." ”
Jiang Ning said as he demonstrated beside him.
"It seems to be much simpler, since there is such a simple one, why do you still let me learn that complicated? What do you mean? Aunt Ba blamed Jiang Ning, completely forgetting that learning to drive was her own meaning.
Of course, Jiang Ning would not try to argue with this female crocodile, he only begged this aunt to stop thinking about roasting rabbits.
Suddenly, he felt his other hand suddenly lighten.
Another skateboard was snatched by the wild girl, and threw it into the air, as soon as the skateboard fell to the ground, the guy lay down, followed by a sound of rubber rubbing the ground, and then the wild girl together with the skateboard, ran away without a trace, only to hear a "yo he" shout, the sound is so free, it makes people ...... Very unhappy, at least for Aunt Ba, very unhappy.
Her eyes grew bloodshot red, and her expression grew darker.