10 Lesser Star Thief Mitu
"This is the diesel fuel you want, it won't be a problem to use it for a month, but be careful, don't let those natives come into contact with it, although this thing is difficult to ignite, but once it catches fire, it will basically be over." Shen Changwen was specially sent back from Vietnam this time to help Wu Xiaoqing deliver diesel, because the purchase of domestic diesel requires identity certificates, and neither of them wants to attract the attention of the public security department, so after the first batch, all the diesel fuel will be "smuggled" to Wu Xiaoqing's house from abroad.
"Don't worry, most of them are left and right, and they won't open the bottle cap yet." Wu Xiaoqing remembered that there were wizards in the Golden Ministry, who were also equivalent to Zhuge Liang of their entire tribe, and now the most important ritual work of witches in the tribe was to unscrew a new bottle cap for everyone.
"Where's the steaming rice cabinet? Will you use it? ”
"No, at first, the search and rescue team taught me," Wu Xiaoqing said and said curiously, "How long will the ship take?" ”
"It's been a few days, the price has been set, and now the main thing is to buy some reserve materials in Vietnam and then ship them to the sea. By the way, you can take a look at this in the next two days. ”
Shen Changwen threw Wu Xiaoqing a bunch of printed materials, Wu Xiaoqing took it, read the title of the top page "Regulations on Ship Fire Safety Management", and then turned down, as well as "Engine Room Management" and "Marine Engine Management......
Basically, it's just some reference book.
Wu Xiaoqing had a bitter face: "So many, how do you look at this?" In Wu Xiaoqing's memory, he basically failed the exam in junior high school, and he never had one concept of all the large textual things - these things have a headache, like a mantra.
"Just look at it and have an impression, and then teach it on the boat. When the time comes, the two of us will definitely drive the boat, and we don't want to drive it well, at least don't be killed by ourselves. Don't get into it when you don't save anyone, and you put yourself in it. It's not just you, I'm also learning," Shen Changwen patted Wu Xiaoqing's shoulder and changed the subject, "I heard that those indigenous women want to breed with you?" ”
Wu Xiaoqing had a headache when he thought of this: "Aren't they all ...... Do you have a husband? He had observed this tribe two days before, men and women did not live together, usually at night men and women were separated, sleeping in two large groups, and during the day, they moved together in the form of small families, so it can be said that there was already a rudimentary form of marriage.
The institution of marriage is also only for mortals, and for them we are gods. Even in modern times, many women are proud to marry foreigners, let alone them. My husband won't say anything, and he will even feel honored...... Maybe they don't even have the concept of cuckolding, and they live in a group like this, and to be honest, it is impossible to produce a strong marriage. By the way, you didn't really do anything, did you? ”
Wu Xiaoqing hurriedly shook his head: "How is it possible?" They all smell of it. "It's not just the taste, it's scary.
Because of the small area of the mountain top and the continuous rain, skin diseases can easily spread from person to person, such as eczema and ringworm.
Wu Xiaoqing originally planned to help them transport medicines, but Shen Changwen and the search and rescue team did not support it, because there was no way to guarantee that there would be no cross-infection between them, even if they were cured, as long as the environment was still like this, it was still easy to relapse.
Compared with these small problems on the skin, diseases such as parasites, pneumonia, and tuberculosis require their high attention, and a considerable amount of funds must be set aside to prevent similar problems.
So Wu Xiaoqing didn't say "doing things", he didn't even dare to look at it more, shyness is part of it, and the biggest reason is fear - a group of wives and concubines sounds very cool, but if they are all skinny, dark-skinned, and terrifying-looking "wives and concubines", it sounds like a kind of suffering. Thinking about this group of wives and concubines pregnant with his children, could it be that he stayed in this tribe as a "Shaoxing God" for the rest of his life, teaching a group of big men who drank blood all day long how to eat and how to go to the toilet?
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Caves, bonfires, lights, witches, and 624 people.
With the exception of the 24 warriors who were on guard, everyone in the clan was here, and they had all gone to the toilet to ensure that the rest of the day would not be interrupted by too many accidents.
At this time two days ago, on the bonfire in the cave, cooking was already being prepared, but today the king did not order the kitchen to prepare. In the past, the place where the cook cooked rice was now only Wu and a black wooden board, and the king told everyone that today's dinner would only be distributed after Wu had finished his class.
The wall illuminated by the light is painted with a huge mural specially made by Wu Gang to commemorate the great Shaoxing God - Shaoxing God Thief Mitu. In the picture, Wu Xiaoqing appeared in the void with rice on his back, and everyone on the side was sitting around a bonfire, and a pot of rice was boiling in a clay pot on the fire. The aroma of the rice and the expectant eyes of everyone, combined with the golden celestial hairstyle of the Shaoxing God Mighty Divine Horse, formed a contrast with a special meaning.
Wu was standing in front of the painting at this moment, holding a small electronic speaker given by Wu Xiaoqing in his hand, and looked at the lesson plan he had prepared for the last time—a large mass of extremely abstract comic books drawn by himself. In fact, in Wu Xiaoqing's view, these paintings already have some rudiments of hieroglyphs.
After making sure that there was no problem, Wu officially began to lecture.
"Now, let's learn the third commandment." The language of primitive people is complex and varied, and usually requires the linkage effect of gestures and body movements to express some specific meanings, and when it is necessary to express some more abstract concepts, it also needs some props to make appropriate metaphors.
In order to smoothly carry out this primitive civilization primary law professional course, tentatively named "Ten Commandments of the Star Gods", Wu Guang spent a whole day studying by himself.
"Don't tempt the star gods, try to get the gods, or go to the heavenly realm." Wu drew two figures on the blackboard with colored chalk, and his solid mural skills made Wu Xiaoqing see at a glance that the yellow-haired one was himself, and there was a shorter one, which was Dr. Shen.
Wu soon drew a lot of unclothed women on one side based on these two people, and after finishing the painting, he drew a big X on the whole picture.
"The star gods are divine, and the boundary between gods and men is sacred and insurmountable! Any woman who tries to cross this line will not be allowed to enjoy the eclipse! "The voice of the witch is amplified by the trumpet, and then the echo of the cavern sounds as loud and majestic as thunder.
You are not allowed to eat rice, and this punishment is a rather heavy and deterrent punishment in the current Youjin tribe.
Immediately after that, Wu began to introduce the detailed explanation of this legal provision.
"You are not allowed to expose your breasts and private parts in the presence of God," Wu patted the blackboard to emphasize the point of the lesson, "You are defiling God's eyes, men, and neither should you, nor do you." In the same way, it is very inappropriate to have public fellowship before God, and to see the newly enclosed areas of red cloth? All actions that require exposure must be done in that area, or if you find out, you will have to take back the utensils - you will lose the right to wait in line! ”
Wu's emphasis made the relaxed atmosphere in the classroom disappear, and everyone clutched the newly issued stainless steel lunch box in their hands—this was the one that Wang had just handed out, and it was also the only proof that they would eat later.
Since Shaoxingshen delivered the steamed rice cabinet and stainless steel lunch box yesterday, the original big pot rice mechanism has been quickly reformed into a queue meal distribution mechanism - this advanced system ensures the fairness of food distribution to the greatest extent, and at the same time effectively protects everyone's stomach and prevents some people from overeating and causing various health problems.
"Next is the fourth precept, which is also the precept that you are most concerned about, and it has to do with eating." Wu raised the stainless steel lunch box in his left hand, picked up a strange small metal with his right hand, and told everyone solemnly, "You can't use your hands to eat!" The star god prepared a rice spoon for each of his clansmen to eat and drink. The Heavenly Eclipse is sacred and clean, and must not be defiled with your dirty hands that touch the dung, and those who violate this precept will be disqualified from eating at the meal! ”
There was another uproar in the class, and Wu ordered several of his apprentices to distribute spoons to everyone, and when he was sure that everyone had them, he held them up to show everyone how to use them correctly: "This spoon can only be used for food, not for fighting or playing." If it is lost or damaged, you will need to starve for a meal as punishment. Look at my hands, eat like this, come on, practice this action...... Shortbow, you're wrong! It's to put it in your mouth, not to eat it! Music, this is not a sacrifice, and this kind of percussion is not allowed......"
After the difficult completion of the knowledge point of the spoon specification, Wu also had considerable confidence in his teaching level, he decided to take the hot iron, and quickly put the previous four precepts to everyone aside, in order to enhance everyone's memory effect, Wu Rangle came on stage to play the beat, and began to lead the singing with the brand:
The sun moved westward, and the flood was everywhere;
There is gold to sacrifice, and the sacred mountain is opened;
The few gods steal rice, so that I will not be hungry;
The law of creation is too godly, and it must be remembered;
The star god has a ring, drinking water has no life;
Boiling boils and you can live forever;
The two precepts of the stars and gods, there is no filth;
Defecation out of the hole, men and women are separated;
The three precepts of the stars and gods, there is a difference between gods and men;
Dressed without a garment, handed over to the red tent;
The four rings of the stars and gods, the entrance has no hands;
Heaven box and spoon, heaven law and heaven.
This long-winded, very long ballad was sung three times, the first time he sang one sentence, the others followed another, and the next two times he sang four sentences in a row, and the others followed four sentences. Then for the fourth time, Wu Xiaoqing found that even if he didn't lead the singer, everyone could continue to sing humming and chirping.
Wu Xiaoqing was very suspicious that they might not understand what they were singing at all, but this kind of song could always remind them to pay attention to it at any time to a certain extent - as for what to pay attention to, they would have to make mistakes and be punished for a long time...... Finally, with the help of conditioned reflexes, I learned the essence of the ballad.