Poets, painters and writers are usually seen as one and the same, but the latter is fundamentally different from the first two.

For example, since ancient times, poets have been looking for inspiration from wine and women, and what should they do if their talents are exhausted and they encounter difficulties in creation? Hurry up and find a way to get yourself high, sublimate your realm in the fluttering immortals, and pursue that fleeting aura.

But writers, especially writers who write long stories, are forced to do so, you can't get drunk, and you still write a fart when you're drunk? You can't do a big health care either, because long-form writing is a physical job, and you have to conserve your physical strength......

Especially at Wu Chengen's age, he still has to work the case, how can he still have the energy to fool around? can only make do with the painter and the old couple to live together.

So he can only look for inspiration in life. For example, when treating schistosomiasis, when he saw that those men with big belly disease were also pregnant, he added the plot of Tang monks and apprentices drinking water from the Zimu River in the eighty-one difficulties. Since there is a Zimu River, what do you need a man for? So he launched a daughter country.

Therefore, the process of creation is more like solving a mathematical problem, which is monotonous and boring, and it is not as angry as other painters...... Drinking wine bare, twisting and twisting to create a riotous freehand, and two at once.

After patiently listening to his complaints, the painter Fang asked: "I agree with what you say, but what is the 'roundworm in the stomach'?" Are you going to turn Sun Wukong into a worm and burrow into the belly of the Bull Demon King? ”

"That's boring." Wu Chengen leaned back tactically, and let himself fly like a monkey possessed: "I'm going to let him get into the belly of the Iron Fan Princess." ”

"Poof......" The painter took a sip of tea and almost sprayed it on Zhao Hao. Ahem, speaking of which, Rakshasa is the monkey's sister-in-law! ”

"Uh-huh." The writer scratched his ears and cheeks and said: "So when you beat other monsters, you are all 'eating my grandson's stick', and when you beat the princess of the iron fan, it is 'eating your uncle's stick'." ”

"Hahahaha!" Xu Wei laughed and said: "You old prodigal, just thinking about this line will make you angry with the old cow." ”

Saying that, he played two roles, pinched his throat and shouted: "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law......"

"Ah, where are you?" Then he imitated the female voice and said with a panicked face.

"I'm in you......"

"Uncle spare your life, I promise you everything......" Xu Wei pressed his head with both hands, panting.

"That sister-in-law, I'm coming out, you open your mouth."

"Okay, hurry up, I can't stand it anymore......" Xu Wei finished speaking, pounding his feet on the couch, laughing so hard that he was about to lose his breath.

"Alas, there is one egg left, and he should have been cut off." Wu Chengen sighed helplessly and said: "People write books seriously, but he thinks so indiscriminately, sure enough, there is a Buddha in his heart, and everything is a Buddha, and there is in his heart?" Look at everything is. ”

"The question is, are you serious about writing books?" Xu Wei wiped his tears and asked Zhao Hao breathlessly: "You comment, is his Journey to the West old and unserious?" ”

"Uh......" Zhao Hao was originally watching the excitement from the sidelines? Hearing this, he thought about it for a while, and asked a question that had plagued him for many years: "Mr. Sheyang? Who did the Red Child have sex with? ”

"Huh?" Wu Chengen was stunned for a moment, and asked puzzledly: "Bull Demon King, what do you mean?" ”

"Why didn't the red boy grow horns? Will there be a true fire of samadhi that neither of them can have? Why don't the minotaurs return home? Why is the Rakshasa girl's banana fan a pair with Taishang Laojun? Zhao Hao asked: "And the fire of the Flame Mountain is still in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun, right?" ”

"I'll go, it's kind of interesting." Xu Wei's eyes lit up? looked at Lao Wu: "You are an old yin and yang person." ”

"I'll go, it's a little interesting......" Who knew that Lao Wu also came with the same sentence? Then he hurriedly picked up the pen and wrote down what Zhao Gongzi said. "Now the story is even richer."

"Wait, haven't you written yet?" Zhao Hao asked in surprise.

"Ah, didn't you say that? I'm still in the process of ......" Wu Chengen smiled with a 'I understand you' expression: "Okay, don't pretend?" I know you're prompting me again. Is that what it all like? How about the two of us create together and sign together? ”

"What is this......" Zhao Gongzi, the writer's assistant, was distracted for a while, but still resisted the temptation: "I haven't lived enough." ”

"Hahaha? Who's to say it isn't. Xu Wenchang said with a smile: "Just by the part of Che Chi Guo's fighting method, it is enough to deduct his hat and cut off his head." ”

After a pause, the lonely painter emphasized: "However, I like this tune!" ”

Che Chiguo's section was prompted by Zhao Gongzi last time when he was in the prison of the Nanjing Criminal Department. As a result, Wu Chengen wrote the most explicit and satirical plot, and Zhao Hao regretted it very much after reading it, and now his dream of being the publisher of "Journey to the West" is afraid that it will not be realized.

Unless, engage in underground publications, publish anonymously......

~~

The three of them chatted until dark, and Zhao Gongzi reluctantly went back to work in the study.

"Zhao Gongzi, we have to speed up." Xiao Zhu, who had been waiting for him for a day, helplessly pressed him behind the desk.

The class will start on the first day of March, and his lecture notes have not yet been completed.

Although he has the magical talent of rewriting the books he read in his previous life. But it is clear that it is useless to write later generations of management books. This time, it was not the genius disciples who stood at the forefront of human wisdom who listened to his lectures, but a group of group management with the most rough writing and ink and limited comprehension ability.

It must be rewritten in a language they can understand, and it must be combined with the actual situation of Daming to select and transform the appropriate management system. This painstaking effort is not much easier than Wu Chengen.

Having said that, if it weren't for the subconscious evasion of work, Zhao Gongzi wouldn't have come back until this time.

Alas, it is riddled with debts, and it is not fragrant when the red sleeves add fragrance......

Zhao Gongzi rubbed his face vigorously, took a sip of strong tea, and continued to pick up his brain.

Zhang Xiaojing is more anxious than Zhao Hao, first, the class is about to start, and second, she will return to Beijing with the eldest princess in March. Before leaving, she had to finish the work at hand...... Although Zhao Hao asked her to stay, she didn't dare to just go back, where would her father's face go?

So under the soft grinding and hard foaming of the small bamboo, Zhao Gongzi finally entered the state. The two of them fought at night, and they didn't stop plowing, and they still refused to sing gold in the middle of the night.

The night was quiet, and the two of them were working in full swing, when they suddenly heard three crisp sounds of 'popping' from the main room, which were clear and distinct in this quiet night.

"Uh, what's that?" Xiaozhu looked up blankly.

"Maybe my father is too involved in the trial during the day, and he dreams at night." Zhao Hao hurriedly snorted, patted his belly and said, "Sleeping and patting your belly, this is very reasonable, right?" What do you think? ”

"I thought I was fighting mosquitoes." Xiao Zhuzi's face turned red, and his voice was like a gnat: "Spring is here, and the mosquitoes that may be hiding in the winter have recovered." ”

"Well, that's reasonable." Zhao Hao nodded, and the two continued to work.

But the atmosphere was uncontrollably charming, and Zhao Gongzi, who was uncontrollable, couldn't think anymore, so he sighed and said, "Xiaojing, let's fight mosquitoes too." ”

"I hate it, where did the mosquitoes come from......" Zhang Xiaojing blushed and wanted to drip blood, and was held in his arms in a daze.

"No, not before getting married, otherwise my father will beat my ...... to death"

"Don't worry, don't worry, there's no need to cross the line...... Zhao Hao buried his head deeply, even if Jesus came, he didn't want to get up.

"No, don't, stop......" Xiaozhuzi's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally became a murmur. Forget it, the separation is imminent, let him have a good time.

Under the window, two shadows clinged to each other.

~~

Because Chu Liuxiang's vacation was limited, as soon as he broke off the marriage contract with the old Wang family, he immediately entered the wedding process with the Zheng family.

Although it is said to hurry up, the Zheng family is a big family, and the three books and six ceremonies cannot be saved. Nacai, asking for names, Najib, Najib, inviting dates, greeting in person, no matter how tight the time is, it has to be completed step by step.

This time, Chu Liuxiang's bride price was ordered by Zhao Gongzi to help him buy it, and it was not rich, but the number of courtesies could not be lost.

Including a load of cakes, a load of various delicacies and seafood, two pairs of three livestock chickens, a piece of pork connected to each other, a pair of big fish, two pairs of coconut, four Beijing fruits and four fruits, as well as red bean rope, Li Shi, dowry gold, ornament gold, dragon and phoenix candles and a couplet inscribed by Zhao Erye.

Each of these things has a head, and it is more or less exquisite, let the Chu family buy it by itself, how to be thoughtful?

The Zheng family's return gifts are also very particular, with a pair of tea, fruits, lotus roots, taro and pomegranates, which means 'tying the knot', as well as cypress, ginger, tea fried piles, and muffin cakes, which means 'a hundred years of good union, and will soon be a big deal'. There are also a pair of trousers and shoes, which means 'long life and 100 years old, together until old age'.

In addition, only one of the bride price and betel coconut is accepted, and the other half is also returned to the man's family, which means 'Ichiro to the end'.

Oh yes, there is also a white He Wei scarf, which proves that his daughter's original factory is not second-hand.

Of course, this is just a return gift, and the day before the wedding, the Zheng family sent the dowry to accompany them, and a mouthful of beautifully made mahogany and pear dowry boxes filled the entire three rooms.

Seeing the lively neighborhood, they were all dumbfounded, and they all said that the ancestral tomb of the old Chu family was smoking, and he actually married such a wealthy family.

After that, you still have to eat brown sugar eggs at a time? Maybe you can still eat a bowl and pour a bowl?

In fact, the Zheng family is not a particularly wealthy family, but Zheng Ruo once came to compensate for the low-married daughter, and secondly, under the strong publicity of the group, this family affair has attracted the attention of Jiangnan. He had to hold up the scene, and as a result, he emptied half of his family......

On the day of the wedding on the eighth day of March, it was a lively and infinite scenery. The officials and squires of the county all congratulated them, and the senior executives of the Jiangnan Group who were attending classes in Kunshan also came, and naturally everyone wrapped a big red envelope.

Oh yes, the biggest red envelope is Zhao Erye's. A gift of two thousand taels of silver, Chu Liuxiang's family is completely distributed.

But what Zhao Gongzi wants is this effect, he intends to make this marriage a big deal, and to make the Chu family prosperous. So that the whole Jiangnan knows that joining the coast guard has a high status and great credit for escorting!

ps. It's two shifts, and I went to bed early......