Chapter 163: Be a Person, Uncle Li, You're Not a Proper Husband (Ask for a Subscription Ticket Reward)
Guanyin is so gentle and kind, and her behavior is so generous and decent.
You little rabbit, can you go through your brain first and think of adjectives before you speak.
Cheng Chubi saw Li Shimin with a black line on his face, laughed dryly, and quickly lowered his head to admit his mistake.
Take a step back covertly. I was afraid that this bad-tempered Uncle Li's forty-two, three-yard big feet would kick over.
"You wait, wait until the old man goes and asks the three imperial doctors." Li Shimin snorted and brushed his sleeves away.
After a lot of effort, Li Shimin, whose face was terrifyingly black, led the three imperial doctors who also had black faces to come quickly.
"General Cheng, can people live without guts? Xia Guan has practiced medicine all his life, and he has never heard such a statement. ”
"That's right, all the internal organs, but all of them are indispensable, this is a human being, a big living person."
"General Cheng, if you don't take a stone, how about not taking guts?"
looked at the three chattering imperial doctors, and Li Shimin, who was standing aside, with a black line on his face, staring at him murderously.
Cheng Chubi was not happy. What's the matter, what's wrong with taking guts? Don't talk about guts, Lao Tzu even took the cecum and spleen.
There are countless fearless heroes and daring rats in later generations, what are they?
"You haven't taken guts, how do you know that people can't live without guts?" Cheng Chubi couldn't help but reply.
"Have you taken it?" The doctor is not happy anymore, everyone is a medical worker, don't think that you are awesome.
Cheng Chubi was happy, and went back directly.
"Of course I have taken it, not only the gall bladder, but also the spleen, and the cecum. Even the emperor's prostate was taken. What's wrong? Are you not convinced? ”
“……”
These words made everyone present stunned, especially "Are you not convinced? These four words, as well as his arrogant expression.
It even made Uncle Li's forty-two-yard right foot with a black line itch, and he always wanted to kick it.
Zhao Kun's eyes widened, this stupid boy, how did he speak? Believe it or not, Your Majesty will let your kid Jiucheng Palace fly snow in June.
The three imperial doctors were dumbfounded, looking at each other, as if this kid had really cut off the emperor's thing.
Li Shimin, who was a little troubled by these four medical workers who were fiercely consulted, rubbed his forehead helplessly. "You guys stop for a moment."
"Nephew, who have you given guts to?"
"Sheep, and rabbits and chickens!" Cheng Chubi raised his head reservedly and confidently.
I wanted to say that there were still people, but that would have to wait for the invention of a time-traveling machine to find human witnesses.
"Are they still alive, then?" Li Shimin and the three imperial doctors asked in unison.
Cheng Chubi nodded and replied.
"Of course it's alive, it's still alive, especially if the sheep is still a ewe.
Nowadays, the amount of milk produced every day has been very good, and I drink it every day. ”
A glass of milk a day, strong Chinese. This is not just a matter of talking, but also being earnestly fulfilled.
Including the three naughty younger brothers, as well as their own father and two brothers, they were all crookedly annoyed by Cheng Chubi's chatter of a glass of milk a day.
Now, the seven rough men of the old Cheng family are all under the supervision of Cheng Chubi.
Formed the habit of two eggs in a glass of milk every morning.
By the way, the one who developed this habit was also the malnourished and frail Crown Prince.
Nowadays, I also eat and exercise every day according to the meal and exercise plan provided by Cheng Chubi.
"......" was another unspeakable and slightly embarrassing dead silence.
"Why don't you try it out?" A physician couldn't help but ask with some hesitation.
Cheng Chubi looked at him and grinned. "If you're willing, I'll be happy to get it for you."
The imperial doctor's face turned black directly, and his head shook rapidly.
"The lower officials don't need it, the lower officials feel that it is better to have all their hearts and gallbladders."
Li Shimin shook his head, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
"Cheng Chubi, do you dare to guarantee me that if people take guts, they can still live?"
"Your Majesty, the minister is willing to guarantee with his life, and after taking the guts, people will definitely be able to live."
"That's good, Zhao Kun, pass on my message and tell Chai Shao to let him look for a healthy soldier with gallstone disease in the right guard."
"If someone is willing to let Cheng Chubi operate on him, I will give him a thousand catties of gold and a thousand horses of silk.
If he dies, I will be in addition to the above rewards. ”
"And give him twenty acres of fertile land and ten slaves in his house."
"Your Majesty, I would like to give it a try." Before Li Shimin's words fell, dozens of guards around him had already fallen to the ground in unison.
Cheng Chubi smashed his mouth, admired, under the heavy reward, there must be brave men, there are not many others in Datang, and there are many rough men who like to play with their lives.
"No, you don't have gallstones, first look for the patient in the right guard."
"Virtuous nephew, look at the old man's arrangement......"
"The little nephew obeys his uncle's orders, and the mother's physique is too weak, so she has to slow down first."
"I'm just going to give it a try first, so that my uncle can rest assured."
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Although Chinese medicine cannot solve the problem of excessive gallstones, those doctors can still use acupuncture.
Let the pain of the eldest grandson queen be reduced to a tolerable point.
From the mouths of these three imperial doctors, I learned about the acupuncture points they had given to Empress Changsun before.
Combined with the acupuncture knowledge he obtained from Sun Daochang, Cheng Chubi decided to inject autologous blood at the acupuncture points of Empress Sun first.
Although the needle feeling of the thread is stronger, the eldest grandson queen is now too weak to be suitable.
"Can this really work?" Li Shimin looked at Cheng Chubi, who was standing in front of him, and rubbed his eyebrows with a headache.
This kid's medical methods are all some strange methods.
"Uncle, don't worry, this method has been certified by Sun Daochang, it is absolutely effective, and it is very safe."
"Besides, I drew my mother's blood and beat her in the body.
It can not only maintain the feeling of acupuncture for a long time, but also avoid the pain caused by repeated acupuncture. ”
What else can Li Shimin say? Although he is the son of heaven of the Tang Dynasty, he is not a professional medical worker after all.
There are a total of six acupuncture points, and after Cheng Chubi took blood from the elbow of Empress Changsun, he injected it into the six acupuncture points in turn.
The eldest grandson Wujian Dai frowned, feeling the numbness coming from the six acupuncture points, and couldn't help but be stunned.
"You don't need silver needles, you can have the feeling of acupuncture, where did you come from?"
Cheng Chubi faced this elder who felt like a spring breeze, smiled shyly, and didn't have time to answer.
I heard a voice that was so hoarse like a duck because he hadn't rested for a long time.
"Huh...... It is said that there are three villains in his brain, one knows cooking, one understands medicine, and the other doesn't know. ”
“???” Cheng Chubi's whole face turned black directly. What a special black history, how long has it been......
But the question is, you are a dignified son of the Tang Dynasty, can you be so sarcastic about a junior?
Be a person, Uncle Li, I'm crying to save your mother-in-law, and you're still doing this? You're simply not a husband.
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