Chapter 062: You're Not Meng Tian
Liu Bang, the third in the family, also known as Liu Ji, a native of Pei County, a grassroots civil servant of the Great Qin Empire, served as the chief of the Surabaya Pavilion (equivalent to the current township head, a section-level cadre).
He was born from the grassroots, but he was rarely engaged in agricultural production, he was lazy to eat, and often paid credit in taverns and restaurants in the township, and he was cunning and had a very heavy hooligan habit.
When he was a little older, he didn't like to work in the field, and was often reprimanded by his father, saying that he was not as good as his brother who could run it.
is almost forty years old and has not yet "taken off the single", people think that Liu Bang has no ambitions, cannot work, has no income, and is hopeless.
Facing the white eyes of his father and fellow villagers, Liu Ji didn't take it to heart at all, thinking that farming was not promising, so it was better to travel. He admired Xinlingjun very much, and wanted to join Xinlingjun's disciples, hoping to make a difference.
By the time he reached Daliang, Shinlingjun was dead. Liu Bang was very disappointed, and heard that Zhang Er, the former doorman of Xinlingjun, was recruiting customers. Liu Bang ran to Waihuang again and threw himself into Zhang Er's door, and the two became confidants.
After the fall of the Wei State, Zhang Er became a wanted criminal in the Qin court, and the guests dispersed, and Liu Bang lost his place to live, so he couldn't get mixed up, so he had to return to Pei County.
Soon, he actually became the pavilion chief of Surabaya in Pei County, and after a long time, he was very familiar with the officials of Pei County, and he was also well-known in the local area.
On the way to Xianyang, I encountered Qin Shi Huang's brigade on patrol. From a distance, Qin Shi Huang was sitting in a beautifully decorated car, majestic, and he blurted out with envy: "The eldest husband should be like this!" ”
Don't underestimate this rogue township chief, he got acquainted with two people who changed his fate, namely Fan Xu and Xiao He (Fan Xu later became Liu Ji's son-in-law, and saved Liu Bang's life during the Hongmen banquet. Xiao He is a strategist, gave advice to Liu Bang, defeated Xiang Yu, and made great contributions), and became a hardcore buddy.
Perhaps it was luck that the big tyrant Lu Gong fled to Pei County because he had a bad relationship with people in his hometown. At a banquet, Liu Bang took a white wolf and hit his future father-in-law. The old man was happy and married a woman in his 30s to Liu Bang, not only did not accept a dowry, but also gave the poor son-in-law a silver upside down.
Once, Liu Bang escorted the apprentices to Lishan, and many of the apprentices escaped halfway, Liu Laosan was anxious: "Go on like this,
When they arrived in Lishan, everyone escaped, and Lishan also went to a bird, worrying. ”
When he walked to Mangdang Mountain, he stopped drinking in a sullen state, and when he was almost drunk, on a whim, he took advantage of the night to release all the servants.
Liu Bang said: "You all run for your lives, from now on I will also leave the country!" ”
Despite this, there were still more than a dozen strong men in the apprenticeship who did not leave, and were willing to follow him to the end of the world. Liu Bang took advantage of the wine, and took the path through the swamp at night, letting one go first.
The man who had gone ahead came back and reported: "There is a big snake in the way ahead, let's go back." ”
Liu Bang was drunk: "The big husband walks, what's so scary!" "Rush to the front, draw your sword and slay the serpent.
The serpent was cut in two, the road was opened, and he went on for several miles, and when he was so drunk, he lay down on the ground.
This big thing was captured by the "paparazzi", and it was constantly hyped up, and it evolved into the later version of "Emperor Gao's White Snake Uprising". In fact, Liu Bang didn't think about opposing Qin at all, and those paparazzi made Liu Laosan and praised him as an "Internet celebrity", which contributed a lot.
Since then, Liu Bang has tasted the sweetness of "hype", and he has also organized his own paparazzi, Xiao He as the captain and Zhang Liang as the deputy captain, taking advantage of the anti-Qin east wind, packaging himself as a famous military strategist, politician, politician, and philanthropist. Printing business cards and promotional materials frantically, and sending people everywhere to distribute leaflets, with little success.
Soon, he discovered another hype team that was ten times stronger than him, the Chu State News Media Group, and wanted to take this fast lane, gild and enhance his reputation.
Fan Zeng, the chief planner of the group, was sober-minded and persuaded the executive CEO Xiang Yu not to be greedy for small gains, Liu Bang came to go undercover, and he must be careful, if he doesn't get the talents of the entire media group, he will be poached by Liu Bang.
Xiang Yu smiled: "Father, you think too much. Liu Laosan just joined us, he has no ambitions, at best, he wants to be a regional manager. ”
Fan Zeng frowned: "Mr. Xiang, it's not superfluous for the old man to worry. Liu Laosancheng is deep, and we have to guard against it. ”
Xiang Yu took a closer look at Liu Bang's resume, and seemed to find something wrong: "Father, this person can be used, but not reused." As soon as he had the idea of being the boss of the Chu Media Group, I immediately fired his squid. ”
Fan Zeng was helpless: "Mr. Xiang, don't do it." I'm afraid that when Liu Laosan forms a party for personal gain, he will be full-fledged, and we won't be able to control it. In addition to us, there are five major media groups in China, Han, Zhao Wei, Yan and Qi. When the time is ripe, Liu Laosan will eat inside and out, unite the five major media, and bring down the Chu Group. ”
Xiang Yu was impatient when he listened: "Mr. Fan, I have made up my mind to acquire Liu's Media." Stop there, and say more. ”……
In this way, Liu Bang joined the Chu Group with his paparazzi, and with his three-inch tongue, he continued to pull people into the gang, of course, these new members were all controlled by Liu Bang.
As a result, Liu's media's strength is expanding day by day, and the funds are getting stronger and stronger, and some key members of the Chu Group, such as Han Xin, Chen Ping, Ji Bu, Peng Yue and others, secretly have eyeballs with Liu Bang, and the Chu Group is in danger, and CEO Xiang Yu is still in the dark, until the interests of the Chu Group and the Liu Group have trade frictions.
When they united with the G5 to take out the Western Yingshi Group, in order to completely resolve the trade dispute, the two sides escalated from a body language conflict to an armed fight, and both sides wanted to implement their own marketing strategies, monopolize the market, and be the leader of the industry.
After several years of armed fighting, the two sides won and lost each other, and the Chu Group suffered even greater losses, shrinking from the original 40 trillion funds to 10 trillion funds. Liu Laosan's funds rose rapidly, rising to 40 trillion, and he used the strategy of "buy one get one free, consumption discount" to buy a lot of shares in the G5.
Liu Laosan ate with a big belly, but Mr. Xiang was skinny. Helplessly, Xiang Zongqin led 100,000 brothers, cut down many of Liu Bang's horses, and beat his 300,000 horses to the pain, and accepted it when he saw it, redefining the sphere of influence with the chasm, and not encroaching on each other......
Xiye has been in Xiang Yu's group for a few years, and when he saw that Xiang Yu was plotted by the second child, he was dizzy, and the Chu group became a waning mountain, and he was as anxious as fire. He, Jiuxiong and Luo Chang went to Mr. Xiang's temporary office in Pengcheng, and in the splendidly decorated office, Xiang Yu was looking at the market analysis report.
As soon as he entered the office, Nishino got straight to the point: "Wang, why don't we take advantage of the victory to pursue Liu Laosan? Although the 300,000 horses he scattered became a plate of loose sand, they would gather together again when the wind blew. I also ask my king to fight quickly. ”
By the way, the origin of the Pengcheng headquarters -
Xiang Yu's headquarters was first located in Yangzhou, and after conquering Xianyang, the headquarters of Yingshi Group, he returned to his hometown, sealed the princes of the Eighteen Roads, and proclaimed himself the overlord of Western Chu, with his headquarters in Pengcheng (now Xuzhou).
In many armed battles, the headquarters was once occupied by Liu Bang, but fortunately, Mr. Xiang's female secretary Yu Ji ran fast, or she was also ruined by Liu Laosan.
Xiang Yu won Liu Bang with fewer victories, and through the famous "Battle of Pengcheng", he defeated Liu Bang's hundreds of thousands of horses, and he finally broke through with only more than 100 cavalry. At this time, Fan Zeng was forced away by Liu Bang with a counter-strategy, and died of depression, Xiang Yu had no chief planner Fan Zeng, and winning the "Battle of Pengcheng" relied on brute force and bravery.
"General Meng, Liu Laosan only has more than 100 horses now, and it is impossible for the salted fish to turn over. And what are you going to do after him? Xiang Yu was full of confidence.
"King, we can't rest. Liu Laosanzhong's family background is still there, there is enough food and grass, and there are enough soldiers, and his housekeeper Xiao He is also ruthless. We are short of food and grass, and we can't afford to delay time, so we must pull out the camp and go to Guanzhong to kill them by surprise. Nishino persuaded.
"General Meng, Liu Laosan went out from the Chu Group, and he is also a colleague, so it doesn't seem like it's good to kill them all?" Xiang Yu hesitated.
"King, you don't want Liu Laosan's life, Liu Laosan will take your life. The taste of raising tigers for trouble, presumably the king has already tasted it. Now let the tiger return to the mountain, and there will be endless troubles. Luo Chang was worried.
"General Meng, wait for the widow to rest for a few days, and then pursue Liu Laosan." Xiang Yu looked a little tired.
"Wang, Meng expected that Xiao He of the Liu Group would soon bring a large number of horses to support Liu Laosan and have a decisive battle with us. The minister asked my king to set off immediately, kill Guanzhong in a roundabout way, and destroy their lair. "Nishino is still trying to get Xiang Yu to send troops as soon as possible.
"Are you enough? I just fought a bloody battle, and I want this king to run a long distance, from Pengcheng to Guanzhong, thousands of miles, you want to exhaust this king...... Reluctant to seek the near and far, no. The widow will come to wait for work, how many of Liu Laosan's horses come, how many we will kill. Xiang Yu was stubborn and couldn't listen to it at all.
"King, Pengcheng has no danger to defend, if we stay here, we will be surrounded by Liu Laosan at any time. The minister asked the king to make a decision as soon as possible and move to Xianyang as soon as possible. Xiye pleaded with Xiang Yu, "If the king is tired, Meng is willing to take the army for my king and kill Guanzhong!" ”
"General Meng, don't say it. I have made up your mind, where you come from and where you are going! Xiang Yu stopped.
So, Xiye shook his head, walked out of Mr. Xiang's office sullenly, and scolded in his heart: Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu, you just wait to be made dumplings by Liu Bang. When you are defeated and commit suicide by the Wujiang River, you will understand what a friend is, what an enemy is, what is true love, and what is falsehood!
"I stand in the gale, and I can't wait to wash away the heartache...... In my heart, you are the heaviest. My tears rushed to the sky...... The sunset is thickening when ...... return," Nishino hugged the guqin and sang loudly.
The sound of the piano was so loud that Xiang Yu, the general manager of the Chinese army, couldn't bear it, and he was uneasy, he rushed out, kicked at Xiye, kicked above the clouds, and the guqin and the ancient sword fell from the air to the ground.
I only heard Xiang Yu scolding on the ground: "You madman, the widow has long known that you are not Meng Tian, get out-"
Then, Nishino flew higher and higher, and he couldn't see anything in the night sky, and he didn't know how long he flew, and his body began to drop sharply, and he fell heavily......
By the time he woke up, it was already morning. Nishino found himself lying on a lawn at the Big Buddha Temple in Guangzhou, feeling weak.
Suddenly, the phone vibrates. He hurriedly took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and sent a message with a smile: "Dead ghost, if you don't come back, Huashun Group is about to change." Recently, I have gained weight, I have 100 pounds, please reply when I receive it. ”
Nishino wanted to WeChat video directly, but the phone was out of battery.
"Damn, this broken phone, drop the chain at a critical time!" He slammed his phone into the bushes.
Suddenly, a woman in red flew over, caught the phone, and landed firmly in front of Nishino: "Don't want the phone, give it to me, handsome guy-"
Nishino fixed his eyes, it turned out to be his wife smiling, he had gained a lot of weight, he couldn't get up, so he had to raise his head and shout: "Chubby smiled, save me-"