"Report!"

Dark clouds came to the battalion headquarters.

"Enter!" Ding Yan, Long Baichuan, and Wu Iron and Steel are all there.

"After the assessment, you can follow the training in a row!" Several people already knew about the arrangement of the dark clouds, and Long Baichuan didn't hide it, and said it straight to the point.

"Yes!"

Dark clouds should arrive.

"Anything else?" Long Baichuan saw that the dark clouds did not leave, and asked suspiciously.

"Dragons, I want to take a leave of absence tomorrow and go back to the women's squadron to have a look!" The dark cloud opened his mouth and asked Long Baichuan for leave.

"It's a kind girl, okay, I'll approve it, let Balang take you back tomorrow!" Long Baichuan nodded and said.

"Yes! Thank you Dragons! ”

After thanking him, the dark clouds turned and left.

"Yo~ Our dragon captain wants to be a big matchmaker~" Ding Yan said strangely in the introduction next to him.

"What are you talking about? There is no tone at all! Long Baichuan rolled his eyes.

"I don't believe you can't see that Balang is tempted by this girl, you are clearly using power for personal gain, creating opportunities for them!" Ding Yan glanced at his mouth and said, his words were full of thorns.

"Roll the calf, that's because you want to be crooked, the dark clouds are going to train with a class, and Balang is the leader of a class, isn't it good to let them have more contact?" Long Baichuan explained seriously.

"Okay, if you have more contact, you will be able to go further!" Ding Yan followed Long Baichuan's words.

“。。。” Long Baichuan closed his mouth and no longer paid attention to Ding Yan, this calf's brain circuit is different from that of normal people.

"Take a look, the assessment plan of the day after tomorrow!" Seeing that the two had finally stopped, Wu Gang shook his head and handed the document written in his hand to the two.

Ding Yan and Long Baichuan took it and looked at it, there was no problem.

"Okay, that's it!" Wu Gang nodded and said.

"Do you want to do something interesting in the assessment?" Ding Yan looked at the two with a smile and asked.

"What are you going to do?" Long Baichuan and Wu Gang looked at Ding Yan in astonishment.

“。。。” Ding Yan frowned and said, "What do you mean by a moth?" I'm here for their progress! ”

"Then you talk about it first!" Wu Gang gave Long Baichuan a look, then looked at Ding Yan and said.

"Look, how about doing something about the assessment?" Ding Yan said with burning eyes.

"Hands and feet?" Long Baichuan and Wu Gang glanced at each other, not understanding what Ding Yan meant.

"How about giving an order to a certain squad or platoon and asking them to find a way to make another squad unable to participate in the assessment?" Ding Yan's smile was a little oozing.

“。。。 After all, this is a camp assessment, okay? Wu Gang scratched his head.

"You also said that it was an assessment in the camp, don't we know how many levels they have?" Ding Yan asked rhetorically.

"I think it can!" Long Baichuan nodded in agreement and continued: "Then let the three rows and three handfuls, and find a way to make the one row and one class unable to participate in the assessment!" ”

"You're done?" Ding Yan blinked his eyes, you have made up your mind what I just said, what's the matter? Started grabbing jobs?

"Can't you?" Long Baichuan put on the captain's shelf.

"Okay, you're the captain, you have the final say!" Ding Yan was speechless, how old are the people, and this one is still playing.

At night.

In the dormitory of the third company, three rows, and three shifts, they had already received Long Baichuan's order.

"Brothers, express your opinions first, say what you think, and the big guy will refer to it!" Su Wei leaned against the bed and said.

"Squad leader, I mean...

Some veterans began to speak.

Jiang Xiaoyu next to him was wandering in the world.

He was excited when he got this order, and he held it for a month, and he never had a chance to find Zhang Chong for revenge? Because for nearly a month? Trained a little tight and the clouds rarely show up? Jiang Xiaoyu's previous plans all failed.

How about now? The opportunity has come, and this time you have to do a good job of Balang? Revenge, thought of this? Jiang Xiaoyu's brain began to appear one after another conspiracy? No, it's a good way to stop a company from participating in this camp assessment.

"Jiang Xiaoyu!" A thunderclap sounded in Jiang Xiaoyu's ears.

"Here!" Jiang Xiaoyu subconsciously stood up and shouted.

"What do you think?" Su Wei slapped Jiang Xiaoyu's head and said angrily.

"Oh, what's the squad leader? I was thinking about my family just now! Jiang Xiaoyu hurriedly argued.

"Oh? Tell me, what are your thoughts on this mission? Su Wei looked at Jiang Xiaoyu and said. Since Jiang Xiaoyu came to his class, not to mention anything else, the atmosphere in the class has become very relaxed, this kid can't do anything else? That mouth can really speak and coax these veterans into a smile every day.

Jiang Xiaoyu quickly came back to his senses? I picked out a lot of ideas that came to my mind just now, and I picked one that I felt the most suitable and said, "Squad leader? In fact, the problem is easy to solve, this mission is not to let them participate in the camp assessment? As long as they stay in the dormitory honestly for the past two days? Just don't come out! ”

"Getting to the point!" Su Wei emphasized.

"Squad leader? Drugged them! Jiang Xiaoyu said succinctly.

“。。。” Everyone looked at Jiang Xiaoyu, a little incredulous, you are too black-hearted!

"What kind of medicine, can't you take the right path?" Su Wei frowned.

"No, squad leader, it's a laxative, as long as they can't get out of bed for two days!" Jiang Xiaoyu hurriedly explained.

MD！ How much laxative is this?

Make people can't get out of bed for two days!

"Squad leader, let's give them a little bit tomorrow night, let them lie in bed for a day the day after tomorrow, and then the night after tomorrow under the pretext of concern, we will send them something, and give them a little bit..." Jiang Xiaoyu was also afraid of accidents at first, so he chose to be drugged in batches.

"Tut-tut~~~ You're a serial set, you!" Su Wei looked at Jiang Xiaoyu and sighed.

"Completing the task is the most important thing, since following the squad leader you, I am deeply influenced by you, the future can be expected, I will follow your footsteps, towards a better life in the future, so as to live up to your care all the time, and not in vain what you usually teach me... After Jiang Xiaoyu finished talking about business, he began to talk again.

"Stop, stop!" Su Wei hurriedly interrupted Jiang Xiaoyu's words, and he felt his goosebumps rise.

"Well, I'll leave the drug to you!" Su Wei looked at Jiang Xiaoyu and said with a smile.

"Don't, squad leader, you can't let me do it alone, Ba squad leader, his old man will chop me alive!" Jiang Xiaoyu is in a hurry, isn't this digging a pit for himself?

"Don't worry, as long as you complete this task, Balang and I will give it to you!" Su Wei patted his chest, and then said, "But you can't finish it... As he spoke, Su Wei clenched his fists with both hands, and the sound of gagging continued.

"Yes, squad leader, promise to complete the task!" Jiang Xiaoyu immediately breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Su Wei come down, and hurriedly reassured.

"Alright, sleep!"

。。。。。。

In the cafeteria.

Balang and his squad were having dinner.

Today, Balang took the dark clouds back to the squadron of female soldiers, and returned to the animal camp in the afternoon.

"Baban Leader!" Jiang Xiaoyu walked to the table of the first class with a small pot of egg soup.

"You're coming to Kaha?" Before Balang could speak, Zhang Chong first asked Jiang Xiaoyu angrily.

"Brother Zhang Chong, I am admiring all the heroes of the first class, tomorrow is the day of the assessment, I specially prepared an egg soup today, to honor the heroes of the first class, in order to show my respect for Jiang Xiaoyu's heart!" Jiang Xiaoyu put the basin on the dining table, looked at Balang and the others, and said very seriously.

"You came here with this thing, and you weren't afraid that your squad leader would whip you when you went back?" Balang first glanced at the egg soup, and then looked at Jiang Xiaoyu and asked.

"Hey, hey, don't worry, I've asked our squad leader, our Su squad leader said that in the special training class, he has the best relationship with you, so he allowed me to come, if it were someone else, our squad leader would really beat me!" Jiang Xiaoyu said with a smile, and quietly served a bowl of egg soup to the first class.

"Brother Zhang Chong, they all said that the soldiers of the same year were the closest, look at my brother, I scooped a big bowl for you, how about it? Interesting enough, isn't it? Jiang Xiaoyu handed the bowl to Zhang Chong.

"Hmph, count you kid on the road!" Zhang Chong snorted and said.

"Hehe, that's, Brother Zhang Chong is like the hero of Lin Chong, the head of the 800,000 forbidden army in the Water Margin, he is full of courage... Jiang Xiaoyu said without missing a trace in his mouth, while observing the crowd who did not drink the egg soup.

After seeing that everyone except Balang had drunk the egg soup, Jiang Xiaoyu first filled the other people's bowls, then looked at Balang and said with a smile: "Ba Ban Leader, you drink this bowl first, there is still one bowl left here, and it will be served to you!" ”

"Look at your kid is very clever, one day I can't get along with Lao Su and say, I want you!" Balang said heroically, and also drank the egg soup.

Jiang Xiaoyu compared a yes in his heart!

"Then thank you for the kindness of the squad leader, okay, all the squad leaders, eat first, I'll go back!" Jiang Xiaoyu first served the last egg soup to Balang, and after saying it with a smile, he left and returned to the table of his class.

"Got the squad leader!" Jiang Xiaoyu came to Su Wei's side and said with a smile.

"Alright, let's sit down and eat!" Su Wei said with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Okay!" Jiang Xiaoyu began to eat with a smile.

。。。。。。

on the training ground.

"Comrade Captain, the assembly before the assessment of the beast camp has been completed, there should be 216 people, but there are 207 people, of which 2 are standing guard and 7 are on leave, please instruct!" Lin Zhaolin reported to Long Baichuan.

"Leave? What's going on? Long Baichuan knew it, but he pretended to be blank and asked.

"Well, the group of shifts has diarrhea... Lin Zhaolin's voice became weaker and weaker.

"Pull..." Long Baichuan was just about to say something.

Ding Yan on the side suddenly said loudly: "Look at the dormitory building over there." ”

Everyone hurriedly looked.

I saw a veteran in the first class, holding a roll of toilet paper in his words, walking a few steps, stopping, running a few steps, stopping, walking a few steps, stopping, and slowly disappeared from everyone's sight, looking at it, it was going to the toilet.

"Well, the assessment begins!" Long Baichuan had no choice but to speak.

"Yes!"

"The assessment begins!"

The soldiers of the beast camp began to take the assessment, because the first class of personnel was not there, and the dark clouds temporarily followed the people of the second class to participate in the assessment.

in the dormitory.

"Oops~Oops~Oops~"

Soft wails rang out continuously.

"No, I'm here again, who still has paper, help~" Balang's face was a little pale.

"Squad leader, I still have it!" Zhang Chong weakly handed over a roll of toilet paper.

"Okay, I'll go first!" After Balang finished speaking, he controlled his pace and left the dormitory.

"MD, my terrible belly~" Zhang Chong covered his stomach with a happy expression.

After a while, Balang walked slowly into the dormitory.

"Bang!" A bang.

Baran threw his body directly on the bed.

"Squad leader, what's wrong with us?" Zhang Chong muttered.

"Drugged!" Baran gritted his teeth and returned.

"Who, who drugged it?" Zhang Chong's breathing began to rapid.

"Egg soup from yesterday!" Balang said like a mirror in his heart.

"Jiang Xiaoyu, this calf~~~" Zhang Chong said hatefully.

"He is at most an executor, and the person who instructed him must be Su Wei!" Baran thought as he spoke.

"Uh... That's right, if he Jiang Xiaoyu didn't have the instructions of squad leader Su, he wouldn't dare to drug you squad leader! Zhang Chong nodded and said.

"Okay, take care of it first, and when I'm fine, I'll take you back to the field!" There was anger in Bara's voice.

It wasn't until noon that Balang and the others stopped, but they were already weak, and they took a half-day break in the afternoon to recover some strength, but they couldn't participate in the assessment.

At night.

Su Wei took Jiang Xiaoyu into the dormitory of the first class.

"Su Banzi, what do you mean by coming?" Balang leaned on the head of the bed and looked at Su Wei and said in a strange manner.

"Of course I'm here to make amends!" Su Wei said with a smile and gestured to Jiang Xiaoyu behind him.

Well, Jiang Xiaoyu is holding 7 bowls in one hand and a small pot of egg soup in the other.

"What assignment have you received?" Balang looked at Su Wei and asked, it seemed that he had figured out something.

"What do you say, I received the task yesterday, and you can't participate in the assessment today!" Su Wei shrugged his shoulders helplessly and said.

"So you're going to give us the medicine and let Jiang Xiaoyu watch us drink it?" Balang glanced at Su Wei and said.

"Yes, so I sincerely came to apologize, I made this pot of egg soup with my own hands, you can keep this time in mind, I Su Wei can accompany me to the end, but I must accept the task on the premise, and I can't do anything out of the ordinary because of personal grudges."

"Don't worry, I will definitely take revenge!" Balang didn't seem to want to say anything to Su Wei, but just nodded silently.

"If you don't report it, put it aside, come, drink a bowl of egg soup!" Su Wei smiled and took a bowl of egg soup from Jiang Xiaoyu's hand, sat on the edge of Balang's bed and said.

"I don't want to drink anymore!" Balang shook his head faintly.

"That's okay, we'll just put it here, and you can drink it whenever you want!" Su Wei nodded and said.

"That's not going to work...

PS: 1 o'clock busy work began to code words ,,, to more than 3 o'clock, the whole person is confused, 200 words are written for half an hour...