51. Your Majesty, are you sure you want me to make poems?
During the unitary period, people arrived at Qujiang Pond one after another. On the Tang River, who lives in the north city of Chang'an, he also followed his father on the way to the south city.
The real-time traffic conditions are not smooth, but there is no traffic jam. This is thanks to Chang'an's two-way four-horse main road and a square road where two carriages can be driven side by side.
Approaching Qujiang Pond, Tang Laosi followed his father to get out of the carriage, and the mile in front of him was already full of cars, so he could only walk over.
Crossing the gate of Qujiang Garden and continuing to move forward, Tang Jian and Tang Laosi kept saluting in response.
The most heard is: I have seen Ju Guogong, this is your Qilin Tang Shilang?
And Daddy's answer: It is the fourth child of a certain family, just a rebel son, and the name of the unicorn who dares to be?
Compared with the red-faced father who earns a lot of praise, Tang Heshang lacks interest, otherwise he has to scare his father all the way: I am a rebel? Don't be proud if you have the ability!
At four o'clock, the banquet officially began, and plates of delicacies and pots of sake were served by the people of Qujiang Garden.
Divide the food system, one for each person!
Tang Laosi, who was sitting in the back of the banquet hall, looked at the food on the small table in front of him and was a little stunned.
I couldn't help but flash a poem in my mind: "The golden bottle of sake is ten thousand, and the jade plate is ten thousand dollars." ”
It should be the occasion, but it should not be emotional.
The verses in his mind from which junior of Broken Leaf City a hundred years later made Tang Heshang feel ironic at this time.
These things on the table are enough for the farmer to repair a few more wool houses in the morning, buy a few new clothes, and how long will he eat brown rice?
Sighing slightly, Tang Shilang wanted to ask the system that was down: Did you make Tang a little virgin?
Less leaning, musicians and dancers are in.
The bells and drums rang in unison.
According to the process, after the opening dance, it is Tai Changqing who reads the article to tell the world.
Li Shentong, the king of Huai'an, who was Taichangqing at the time, is now lying on the sickbed, so the task of reading the entire sacrificial text was handed over to Shaoqing, that is, the top boss of the eldest brother on Tang He.
The style is still from the end of the Han Dynasty and flourished in the Northern and Southern Dynasties.
With Taichang Shaoqing's sonorous and powerful recitation, the sentences of the four and six sounds very good.
Tang Laosi summed it up, two meanings: Emperor Wen Tao Wuluo, Tang Guotai Min'an!
Hearing Tang Laosi's sneer, the former is understandable, and the latter, who is not clothed and hungry, is it considered a country and a people's peace?
As everyone knows, it is the knowledge that should not appear in Tang He's mind that raises the horizon of looking at things for no reason.
After reading the memorial text, the banquet will officially begin.
The emperor, who listened to the sacrificial text, raised his wine glass and said: "Today is Shangsi, this first bottle of wine, everyone has done it together!" ”
Everyone present, including Donald Si, picked up the wine bottle and drank it all.
Blinking his mouth, Tang He, who quickly flushed his face, felt that the sake was slightly bitter, but he didn't know if it was because of the poor amount of alcohol or other reasons.
The banquet continued, and the next time was, of course, singing and dancing with wine.
It is also thanks to the fact that Tang Laosi's reputation for drinking is as famous as his father's, and the middle and lower-level officials, middle- and low-level nobles and ordinary families who came to toast just let Tang River taste it.
Even so, when the banquet reached its climax, Tang Laosi had already drunk two full bottles, which was already a bit excessive!
Tang people are good at poetry, how can a banquet be without poetry and wine?
Seeing that the climax has arrived, many people are already eager to try. Especially the children of the family, who doesn't want the emperor to be in front of him and make a splash and thus add to the official robe?
In anticipation, the emperor got up with a wine glass and said, "Banquet, how can there be no poems?" I think you've been preparing for a long time, and today everyone can't help but drink and groan! Let's take the theme of a banquet and a spring day! ”
As soon as the emperor's words fell, someone in the middle of the banquet pavilion immediately walked out.
His Majesty Li Er saw that he could be regarded as his nephew, and said with a smile: "Cui Jie, but there are poems?" ”
Wei Suo bowed his hand and said with a smile: "Yes, but the minister heard that Master Li has accepted a closed disciple in recent days, and he will definitely learn to be rich and five cars." This person is also in the garden now, he doesn't speak, and the minister doesn't dare to sing first! ”
The emperor's face turned dark after hearing this, and he thought that the doll of the Boling Cui family was going to take the lead, but he never thought that he would dig a pit and bury people at such a banquet!
Tang Laosi has apprenticed to Li Gang, but who has ever heard Tang Laosi chant poems against him?
The important thing is that you yourself are jealous that Tang Laosi can apprentice to Li Gang, but you also pushed me to the fire frame and cuffed it, okay?
The emperor took a deep breath and asked tentatively, "Is there a belly case in Tang He's upper chest?" ”
Tang Laosi, who had a slight increase in alcohol, got up and replied: "Yes, yes, but I don't want to compose poetry." ”
"Hehe, do you not want to do it or won't do it?"
Cui Jie sneered and said, "Could it be that Young Eunuch Tang is afraid that the poems he wrote are too poor and will lose Master Li's face?" ”
The invincible radical digging and deep burial method did not play any role in Tang Laosi this time.
I saw that Tang Laosi still shook his head and said, "I'm not interested!" ”
At this time, someone suddenly stood up and saluted the emperor and said: "Your Majesty, Young Eunuch Tang is a disciple of Master Li, and without him in front of him today, the ministers dare not offer ugliness!" ”
"The minister seconded the proposal!"
"The minister also seconded it!"
......
Some people continue to second, some people follow Wei to dig a pit for Tang Laosi, some people really have poems in their chests, and they are eager to start the competition, and some people simply want to step on the Tang River to become famous.
Li Gang's closed disciples are not as good at writing poetry as me, how can they be so powerful?
The emperor rode the tiger hard, glared at Cui Jie, and wrote down this person in the small book in his heart, and then said to Tang Laosi: "Tang Shilang, since you have poetry in your chest, you might as well let everyone appreciate and appreciate it and make progress together!" ”
Tang Shilang smiled slightly and said, "Your Majesty, do you really want your ministers to compose poems?" ”
His Majesty Li Er nodded!
Donald Si smiled, picked up the wine bottle and drank it all!
After a wine burp, Donald Si said: "Since Your Majesty wants the minister to compose a poem, the minister will be ugly!" Come on! ”
The waiter brought pen and ink, Donald Si worked hard to write, and the first poem was impressively printed on paper!
However, Donald didn't stop, and continued to write the second poem on another piece of paper!
On the third piece of paper, Tang He only wrote a sentence, and he couldn't stand the sleepiness, and suddenly lay on the table.
Tang Jian's eyes were bright, and he immediately asked people to help his son, who was not good at drinking, away.
This made a buzzing whisper at the banquet, discussing whether Tang Laosi could write poems, and deliberately borrowed wine to escape, for fear of losing face.
It was at this time that the regimental eunuch received the paper and began to recite: "The first poem "Untitled": The ancient wood is tied with a short canopy in the shade, and the cane helps me cross the bridge. The clothes want to wet the apricot blossom rain, and the wind blows the willow wind. ”
As soon as the eunuch of the regiment finished speaking, the originally buzzing banquet suddenly fell silent.
The emperor immediately snatched the paper from the eunuch's hand and looked at it carefully, and his first reaction was: How can this word not be taken out by Cheng Cheng that day?
Without waiting for the emperor to read it carefully, the eunuch of the regiment read out the second poem: "March Spring is like a teenager, and I know the most playful." Zhixing has nothing to do, and the Tao is naturally full of branches. Jinxiang garden is rich and rich, and the fairy courtyard is clear and strange. The sky is like spring in March, and the world does not frown. ”
On the third piece of paper, the old eunuch looked at it, and his hand almost shook, and there was only one sentence of poetry on it. opened his mouth, but the old eunuch couldn't speak.
The emperor, who was in the mood, smiled slightly: "Keep reading!" ”
The old eunuch hung out an ugly expression and read: "The wine and meat at the night banquet stink, and the suburban peasants have no clothes!" ”