Chapter 880: You know I'm amazing
"Fly, fly, fly like a bird free in the beautiful blue sky, under this sky, my heart carries a love." Hun Tian said loudly like a poet's.
Then he came to me and Aunt Hong, who said that this guy was a little handsome, and I didn't believe it. Now that I look at it so closely, I am indeed very handsome.
When he was young, he must have been a little fresh meat, very good-looking, and his current uncle's temperament can still kill a lot of TV small fresh meat. 、
Or a man who can write poetry, well, will make women cute. When Hun Tian saw me, he gave me a strange look and asked; "What's your name, please? Why follow my future wife? ”
I laughed, and it was still very interesting to speak, but it was a little pretending, and his eyes were always fixed on Aunt Hong's face, I said with a smile; "Hello, Hun Tian, I'm a junior, and I'm Aunt Hong's husband."
When Hun Tian heard my words, he bounced up directly, and his jumping ability was still Diao: "What are you talking about, she is your wife, what are you kidding." 、”
Then Hun Tian shouted; "My little friend, come and take a look, come and listen."
As soon as Hun Tian shouted like this, many people hurried over to watch the show, and they all asked what was going on.
Hun Tian pointed to my nose and said; "This young man, a very dark young man, said that this beautiful woman is his wife, do you think it is very interesting, take a look with your wise eyes, where are these two paired?"
I didn't expect Hun Tian to be so, can this also be said? Then those beautiful women in society have been grass by very ugly old men, do I have to protest too?
I'm definitely not an old man, I'm just a little darker, but my facial features are still very good. Hun Tiantian is really blind.
One by one, the prisoners said to me; "No, this boy is not an adult."
"I feel like it's a sister-brother relationship."
"I think it's the relationship between mother and son."
"It's not like people who are in love."
"That's enough." I snorted coldly and said, my voice raised, these guys are all two hundred and five, what kind of sigh are you bored here.
"Young man." A middle-aged man said to me very seriously, "You know what kind of place this is, you can't talk so loudly." ”
"Xiaolou listened to the spring rain all night." I said, "I've always spoken so loudly, and it's not the first day. ”
Many people who are serving their sentences here are also quite surprised and shocked when I say the name of this prison, because the name of this prison has not been recorded for a long time.
I didn't expect to say it all at once.
"You know the name of this prison." The middle-aged man nodded at me, "It seems that you are also a character with a bit of background, but Guan is a big man here, do you know who I am?" ”
"Who are you?" I asked.
"I used to be a weapons businessman." The man said, "It's very hanging, you know?" As long as you want to buy any weapon, even a cannon, I can sell it to you. ”
"You said it all, it was before, and now the world is different." I said lightly, it's really talented, some two hundred and five that can't be underestimated, okay, I'll keep a low profile first, "Everyone, this Aunt Hong is really my wife, if it's fake, although we have a little age gap, but we really love each other, it's the little three who came over to be a junior, and intervened in our poignant love, I'll give you some candy or something later, everyone is gone." ”
"It's not right for you." Hun Tian said, "How old are you?"
"Not to eighteen." I replied.
Hun Tian said; "According to the law, eighteen-year-olds can't fall in love."
I said directly speechlessly; "What does the law say?"
"That's what my teacher said when I was studying. "Hun Tian looked serious.
I look at his age, at that time it was a big deal to study and fall in love, but now it's different, I said; "Times are advancing, and we are also advancing, well, that's it, everyone, let's go back first."
As soon as these people came out to let off steam, they became more and more crazy one by one, and I suggested that all these people go to a psychiatric hospital to get injections and take medicine.
Seeing that Aunt Hong and I were leaving, Hun Tian didn't let me; "You can go, but this beautiful lady can't."
"Uncle Prison Guard, Uncle Prison Guard." I screamed.
Soon, two prison guard uncles came over.
I said; "Uncle, this man wants to beat us, I want to go back with my wife, but he won't let me."
When my father left, he said to me that if he didn't accept it, he would kill the place, but I thought I was very polite.
You can't just kill each other, you have to be polite to each other, I'm very qualified.
Others forced me, I took a step back, others forced me again, I took two steps back, others forced me again, I beat his mother and didn't even know him.
The two prison guards asked Hun Tian what was going on and warned him not to make trouble.
Hun Tian said; "I want to pursue love, this is free, we didn't threaten him, you kid, what nonsense, just find the prison guard, we will underestimate you like this."
The prisoners laughed.
"It's better not to make trouble." Prison guards said. "Otherwise, I'll let you go and live next door."
The two prison guards then left.
"Uncle Prison Guard said just now not to make trouble, now we can go." I said.
"Okay, you can go, leave her behind." Hun Tian said to me, "I'm going to fly a kite with her." ”
"Don't do that." I said, "You are my elder, this is not good, you can't bully the juniors." ”
Hun Tian said; "I'm not bullying you, if I do, you'll be in trouble."
I say; "It's not bullying. 、”
Hun Tian pointed to a stone in front of him: "What is that?"
"Stones." I said, there's a rock there, it's quite big.
Then Hun Tian stopped talking, walked over quickly, and stepped on the stone with one foot.
"What is this?" Hun Tian came back and asked again.
I squinted my eyes and smiled.
A footprint was actually stepped on on the extremely hard stone just now.
The conceited smile on the corner of the heaven's mouth is arrogant.
"Young man, I didn't want to show my awesome foot strength in front of you, but I felt the need to let you know my foot strength." Hun Tian said.
"Heavenly, it's amazing."
"After all, he was the first person to do leg work that year."
"With this pair of legs, you can fight invincible opponents all over the world."
"The style is still the same."
Everyone complimented and said with admiration in their hearts.
Hun Tian said; "Don't be afraid, don't look at me as a geographer, but I'm also a great martial arts master, I generally don't show my leg skills easily, but for the sake of beauty, I am willing to show it."
"Young man, you can go, or the sky will beat you."
"When the time comes, you call the prison guard uncle again, so it's not good."
"Uncle Prison Guard won't give you candy."
The other prisoners spoke to me right away.
Those eyes looked at me as if they felt very pitiful.
I smiled and said lightly; "Senior Hun Tian, don't do this, pretend to be compared if you don't agree, this is my wife, you do this, it makes me very embarrassed."
"I won't use my big weapon, or you'll be afraid." Hun Tian said. "Boy, you go first, I will love your wife well."
"Don't force me, I'm not going to eat this." I said solemnly.
"Do you know how to be polite, do you know how to speak." Hun Tian felt that he had said such a big deal, and he was a little angry, "You just called the prison guards, it's useless, it's the big fist here, who is the boss, they turn a blind eye." ”
I screamed, and then cried out again; "Uncle Prison Guard."
Even two prison guard uncles came over again, not looking impatient.
I say; "This man threatened me with trampling on me if I didn't leave, and you see, he destroyed public property."
I pointed to the stone.
The two looked at each other.
One shook his head and said; "Hun Tian, you are naughty again, don't do this next time, otherwise the leader will come down to check, and it will be difficult to make a difference."
Hun Tian said; "Okay, okay, don't take it as an example."
Another prison guard said; "I don't know what's going on with you, this ..... You come with me. ”
I walked over with the prison guards.