Chapter 207: The Duo of the Adulterous Crime Section
Near noon, Chu He was hungry.
He looked at Weibo for a while, and then went to cook.
Liu Zhiqing told him: "I don't want to eat fatty meat, it's easy to get fat." ”
"Do you know how to tell if you're fat or not?" Chu He asked seriously.
"How can you identify?" Liu Zhiqing is curious, no woman can resist this question, even if she is a domineering president.
"According to the law of gravitation and Newton's third law, body mass index = weight (kg) divided by height (m) square kg/m2, that is, you lift up your clothes, I can know that you are fat and thin by looking at the depth of your vest line." Chu He's gaze moved downward, looking at Liu Zhiqing's abdomen.
For some reason, Chu He is very interested in women's vest lines, probably because of Shao Yao's sin.
"Hehe, according to the law of gravitation and Newton's third law, can you calculate your death?" Liu Zhiqing snapped her fingers coolly.
"Farewell." Chu He sa girl entered the kitchen, I love to cook, cooking is great.
The corners of Liu Zhiqing's mouth curled, and she put down her phone and glanced at the nail polish on the table.
This was brought back by Chu He, although he said that it was sent by Zhu Mai, but Liu Zhiqing felt that it was not so coincidental, after all, it was ice blue nail polish.
It must have been bought by the bastard Chu He himself.
What a pervert!
Liu Zhiqing snorted, reached out to grab the nail polish, but unfortunately Chu He probed out: "Zhiqing, call Yanyan up to eat." ”
"Oh!" Liu Zhiqing immediately retracted her hand and brushed her hair as if nothing had happened.
Chu He felt that she was a little weird, but he didn't think much about it and continued to cook.
Liu Zhiqing glanced at the kitchen out of the corner of her eye, quickly grabbed her nail polish and went upstairs, and put it in her dressing table: It's not that I want it, it's just that the little white face is rare to have a good idea, so I'll reluctantly accept it.
Liu Zhiqing put away her nail polish and was in a beautiful mood.
She went to call Su Muyan, Su Muyan hadn't slept enough, but the aroma from downstairs wafted up, which was really greedy.
She sat up and looked left and right: "Sister, I'm hungry." ”
Liu Zhiqing was distressed and helpless, so she picked her up and went to wash: "You are not allowed to stay all night in the future." ”
"Sister, did you change your nail polish? No, my comics are going to change color too. Su Muyan saw Liu Zhiqing's burgundy manicure and sobered up a lot.
Liu Zhiqing pulled her ears: "You deleted your cartoons for me, and you are not allowed to draw those perverted things!" ”
Su Muyan's eyes rolled slightly: "Why didn't my sister delete it while I was asleep?" Does my sister like to watch it? ”
"I ...... I just respect you, you painted all night...... Hurry up and scrub up, it's time to eat! Liu Zhiqing put on the majesty of a parent.
Su Muyan grinned, as if she had thought of some bad idea.
"Sister, you wait, I'll continue to draw later, and I'll show you the climactic plot of the Chu River spraying white water."
"Don't look!"
It was half a noise before the two sisters came downstairs.
Chu He wiped his hands and said, "Eat, it's all lean meat." ”
Su Muyan immediately jumped over and gnawed the meat with his hands, just like a hungry ghost reincarnated.
Liu Zhiqing had no way to discipline Su Muyan's ladylike image, so she could only acquiesce.
The three of them had a big meal, Su Muyan was in good spirits, and she immediately entered the music room and worked.
Liu Zhiqing planned to go upstairs to read, and in the afternoon she needed to be alone to supplement her knowledge quietly.
The Chu River is leisurely, just be a salted fish.
However, he found that the nail polish was missing, and he had been looking for it for a while but could not find it.
"Zhiqing, where's the nail polish? If you don't want it, I'll give it back to Zhu Wheat next time. "Chu He is very disciplined.
Liu Zhiqing snorted secretly, obviously it was sent by you pervert, embarrassed to admit it? I hate tsundere weirdness the most!
"I don't know, maybe it's garbage thrown away." Liu Zhiqing didn't know.
Chu He could only give up, lay down on the swing, and was comfortable.
He looks at China Literature and Weibo every day, and there is nothing to see, but "Flawless" has caused a lot of turmoil.
A lot of fans came to leave messages.
"Husband, are you really going to make your debut? Will it affect your ability to write a book? ”
"Actually, you just have time to cover it, like "That Girl" is good, if you feel too big as a singer."
"It's a bit dreamy, but I support my husband!"
Fans are looking forward to and worried, Chu He's singing is really good, but it is a cover, he has never sung the original song before, and fans have never thought that he would release a single.
As a result, I was caught off guard, and a song "Flawless" was about to come out, which was too strange.
Among them, the fans of China Literature are the least supportive, they feel that Chu Da is blind and can't write books and sing well.
They didn't know that Chu He was also a salted fish when he sang, and he was also a salted fish when he wrote a book, and everything he did was a salted fish, and it had no effect.
Fans reacted differently, and black fans have risen again.
This is inevitable, there is no Internet celebrity who does not have black fans, Chu He has such a strong momentum, and a large number of black fans have been gathered secretly.
They naturally want to mock Chu He for singing, nothing is flawless, no hammer time.
Chu He ignored it and put down his phone to take a nap.
As a result, after not taking a nap for a while, Su Muyan ran over and shook him: "Brother, wake up, my comic is about to end, how to draw the boy's white liquid?" ”
???
Chu He was confused: "What? ”
"It's my sister who helps you wrestle.,And then you biu launch.,At the last moment.,Biu one leg.。
Leave.
Chu He rolled over and continued to sleep.
Su Mu shouted, "Hey, don't you want to see it?" I painted my sister like a thief, with that foot, that leg, and that broken face. ”
You think that's going to tempt me? Am I the kind of dirty man?
Half a minute later, Chu He sat in front of the computer, holding a carton of milk in his hand, and slowly poured it into the cup: "That's the color, you just draw according to the milk." ”
Su Muyan nodded: "So that's the case, then I can fantasize about biting men when I drink milk in the future, who is good to fantasize?" ”
Stop!
Chu He propped his chin and scanned the comics: "It's really good to draw, Zhiqing is very similar, but I don't look like it at all, your level of drawing boys is too low, right?" ”
"Am I low? It's obvious that you're too abstract! Su Muyan was not convinced.
Chu He squinted eyes, am I so abstract?
Forget it, I'll go out in person, anyway, I'm going to be a traitor with Su Muyan, it's not bad.
He purchased the cartoonist skill, which was only level three, and the first level was very good, which made Chu He very satisfied.
So, in Su Muyan's shocked gaze, Chu He changed the actor to make him look like himself.
"You...... Why are you so good? Su Muyan was stunned, and then ecstatic: "It's great, the sense of substitution has skyrocketed." I'm wet, what about you? ”
Su Muyan swallowed.
Chu He bent over and walked away: "Okay, okay, I won't help you, it's boring." ”
Su Muyan ignored him, sat down excitedly and clicked the mouse, and quickly shouted: "Sent successfully!" ”
Chu He was startled, turned his head and said, "Who are you sending it to?" ”
"To my sister, she must be more excited than me, the actor is too similar to you."
What the hell are you ......
Chu He hurriedly slipped away, and upstairs, Liu Zhiqing's roar came: "Yanyan, what are you doing!" ”
She ran down with a red face, ready to kill.
Su Muyan blinked, seeing that her sister's reaction was different from what she expected, and immediately pointed to Chu He, who had fled: "Sister, it was Chu He who painted for the second time, didn't you notice that the male protagonist suddenly looked like him?" He said that a stronger sense of substitution is needed to be stimulating. ”
Liu Zhiqing instantly turned into a witch and turned to stare at Chu He: "I'll let you know what excitement is today!" ”
(If you don't add anything today, pack your luggage and take a plane back to your hometown in Sichuan tomorrow to visit your grandparents.) After five or six days, it is estimated that it will be difficult to add more, to accompany my sister to travel, grow up so big, the first time to travel, everyone forgive me, I have, I want to see the world, okay? )