225 homophonic farce
"The last general will meet Wu Anjun!"
", don't call me Wu Anjun in the future."
In Xianyang City, when he was done, Li Ling immediately got up and went to Yecheng, which had now been adjusted to the military base camp of the Qin State in the direction of the Zhao State.
As soon as they arrived in Yecheng, Yang Duanhe and the others had already arrived, and Wu Anjun, who was all the same, was unwilling.
"Why are there only a few of you? What about Li Mu? And what about the Zhao man who I said I was going to set up a field hospital to be the director? ”
"That Ji Ba didn't come, saying that he wanted to stay in Fanwu and not get involved in military affairs. Li Mu is in Yecheng, why don't I call him now? ”
"Yang Duanhe, you have to correct your attitude!"
"Boss, wronged, where did I have a bad attitude? This Li Mu is not a person in the army, is it possible that you still want me to invite him? Besides, then Li Mu is Meng Tian's master, what does it have to do with me. ”
As soon as the old face was pulled, Yang Duan muttered like an angry little girl.
"You have the right attitude? You have a good attitude, and you open up and scold? Although the Zhao people are not from our Qin country, I also know that you don't want him to go to any field hospital and put the lives of the soldiers on a Zhao person, but he is no longer a Zhao person now, and he is also your colleague, do you understand! ”
"How can I have! You all heard, how can I curse! Boss, you can't just open your eyes and say nonsense to wronged me! ”
"You're still quibbling!"
"I didn't! Boss, if you don't like me, I Yang Duan and you will fight and scold casually, even if you let me get out just because I don't like me, I'm willing, but you can't be so innocent! I am innocent, no is nothing! ”
The saber was also gone, and he threw it to the ground, and then Yang Duan and the whole person were like a sheep going crazy, so anxious that they jumped to their feet, and their arms were waved wildly, and they almost rolled around.
"Say it quickly, you heard it too, I didn't curse at all, did I! Hurry up and explain it to me! ”
It didn't matter what he asked, and all the people in the room tilted their heads to one side and took two steps back, indicating that they didn't recognize the neurotic in front of them.
These people have not followed Li Ling for a year or two, they are very familiar with Li Ling's personality, Li Ling will never be targeted, and now he is slandering Yang Duanhe and scolding people, probably deliberately joking with Yang Duanhe.
However, there is obviously one exception to this, and that is Zhao Xin.
"Boss, you really wronged General Yang, we have been in the house all the time, and we really haven't heard General Yang scolding Ji Ba."
"Zhao Xin, I knew that you were still reliable, unlike these bastards, who didn't come out to speak for me."
"Bastard!"
Zhao Xin's explanation didn't matter, Li Ling directly smashed the cup in his hand, and the generals in the room knelt on the ground in fright.
"Boss, you wait first, is there any misunderstanding?"
Wang Qian, who came to Yecheng with Li Ling, didn't figure out what was going on, so he hurriedly motioned for someone to clean up the broken cup, and then made Li Ling a cup of tea and brought it to him, asking him to extinguish the fire.
"Misunderstanding? You also said it was a misunderstanding? ”
Li Lingqi's head was twisted directly to the side, and even Wang Jian didn't want to see it.
"Yang Duanhe, what's going on? Don't worry, tell me about the general situation first, just talk about that Ji Ba, I just heard the boss say that you have a Zhao man, and the boss plans to set up a field hospital and let him be the director? ”
"The boss told me when Fango left, I must do this well. But that Ji Ba was originally a Zhao person, how much thought I wasted, ran so many times, was scolded so many times, and finally asked Li Mu for help to persuade him. If the boss doesn't understand me, forget it, and as soon as he comes up, he will slander people's innocence, I am wronged! ”
The more I thought about it, the more I felt aggrieved, the tears in the eyes of this Yang Duan and a big man kept rolling, Wang Jian saw that he was wronged like this, and quickly grabbed Yang Duanhe with his hand.
Because Yang Duanhe was kneeling, and Wang Jian was standing, he took it, Yang Duanhe leaned directly on Wang Qian's lower abdomen, and Yang Duanhe's tears broke the embankment in an instant, and they snapped and fell.
But after a while, Yang Duanhe stood up with a thud.
"Ah~~!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."
Yang Duanhe got up suddenly, and the defenseless Wang Jian directly hit Yang Duanhe's head with his chin, and with a miserable scream, poor Wang Jian squatted on the ground, covering his mouth, and twitched in pain.
"Boss! You're filthy! ”
"! Your uncle's Yang Duanhe! You're so mixed up now, even you dare to scold Lao Tzu! ”
was already unhappy, and suddenly heard that Yang Duanhe actually dared to scold himself now, and directly pulled out the sword of a soldier next to him and was about to stab Yang Duanhe, so frightened that Wang Jian couldn't care about the pain, got up and hugged Li Ling, preventing him from killing Yang Duanhe because of impulse.
"I didn't woo~~~"
"Shut up, shut up, you stupid X!"
"The boss is angry, the boss is angry."
This Yang Duanhe actually wanted to speak, Baili Mengyan quickly blocked Yang Duanhe's mouth, and several other people stopped between the two of them, and kept begging Yang Duanhe for mercy.
"Hundred miles of dreams! You let him go! ”
It's all on this, but I didn't expect Yang Duanhe to still want to open Bailimeng's hand and continue, Li Ling directly ordered Bailimeng to let go of Yang Duanhe, he wanted to see what kind of bear-hearted leopard gall this Yang Duanhe ate today.
"Boss, I didn't scold just now, it's you who are dirty, I... Woo woo woo~~"
"Let it go! Let him speak! ”
"You're such a stupid X......"
I thought that Yang Duanhe would explain himself well, but I didn't expect to be scolded again, so scared that Baili Meng shot out again to block Yang Duanhe's mouth, but under Li Ling's order, he could only let go again.
After letting go of his hand, Baili Meng directly scolded Yang Duanhe, and he was now going to be angry with Yang Duanhe.
"That Zhao people, surnamed Ji, famous Ba, called Ji Ba! Boss, I really didn't scold him for being a chicken ba, I was wronged! ”
There is no homophonic stalk in these years, and Yang Duan and a few of them didn't think about this aspect at all before, until Yang Duanhe was caught by Wang Jian just now, and the position relationship between the two caused him to be a little close to a certain object of Wang Qian, which Yang Duanhe suddenly realized the real reason for Li Ling's anger.
"Ji... Ji Ba? How can anyone still have such an unlucky name? ”
Realizing that he had indeed wronged Yang Duanhe, not only had he wronged him, but it also seemed that he had become the most filthy person in the whole room, no matter how thick-skinned Li Ling was, he couldn't hang it anymore, so he could only forcibly change the topic.
A farce that took place between the top echelons of the Qin army that almost evolved into a life-and-death struggle, who would have thought that it would be just because of the homonym of a person's name?