For his father-in-law's obvious consideration, Tang Heshang said that he specializes in treating all kinds of choice difficulties.

No, early the next morning, Tang someone rode to the Taiji Hall wearing Chenhui.

"Huh?"

His Majesty Li Er, who was only a minute later than Tang Laosi, glanced at the people attending the court meeting in the main hall, and was immediately stunned.

Donald Laosi, this guy actually came to the court?

What's the wind blowing today?

In fact, not only His Majesty Li Er, but even a person like Fang Xuanling who was full of determination was taken aback.

Before the court meeting began, Comrade Lao Fang slowly moved to Tang Laosi's side, "Tang boy, what wind blew you here?" ”

"Uncle Fang!"

Tang Laosi grinned, "Isn't this the post-war syndrome so good that it is seventy-seven eighty-eight, if you stay at home and don't come to the court, you will be sorry for the money given by Your Majesty." ”

"Huh!"

The old man grinned, his face full of disbelief.

If this were to be said by someone else, my old house would never doubt it. But who is this guy in front of you, on the Tang River! That's the kind of person who can try not to participate in the court meeting without attending it.

Now, if you don't come to the court, you're sorry?

You Tang Laosi might as well say that there is something going on again this time, and Fang can still trust it.

Coincidentally, two steps in front of him, Du Ruhui also asked Tang Jian in a low voice, "Old Tang, what's the matter with your fourth child?" ”

"I don't know!"

Old Tang shook his head, "According to him, he came when he got better." ”

"Huh!"

Du Ruhui is worthy of a tacit understanding with Fang Xuanling for a long time, and even the sneer is the same as Fang Xuanling.

"Laugh at the fart!"

Tang Jian rolled his eyes, "Totaling Lao Tzu to believe this kind of prevarication?" If he doesn't say it, can I force him with a knife? ”

has such a son, is it cool, is it endless tired?

Fortunately, His Majesty Li Er announced the start of the early dynasty in time, otherwise because of a Tang Laosi, all the princes of this Gon would have become the third aunt and six women of ten miles and eight towns.

"Your Majesty! The minister has something to play! ”

The old eunuch had just announced the beginning of the early dynasty, and Tang Laosi stood up.

Fang Xuanling pursed his mouth, Lao Tzu knew that you Tang Laosi had something to say when he came to the early dynasty.

Du Ruhui raised his eyebrows vaguely at Tang Jian, look, I will say that your son has nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace.

Tang Jian ......!

The corners of His Majesty Li Er's mouth twitched, this son-in-law of the dog day really came to the early dynasty and had nothing to do, "Let's hear it." ”

"No!"

Tang Laosi's face hung a trace of a wicked smile that made His Majesty Li Er's heart say "not good", and his tone was indeed very solemn: "Your Majesty, everyone, it will be the Shangsi Festival in half a month, I don't know what arrangements you have for the Shangsi Festival?" ”

Shangsi Festival?

Does this need to be arranged?

In the past, didn't you always go out to enjoy the mountains and rivers during the day and come back to Qujiangchi for a banquet at night?

The ministers were a little stunned for a while, and they couldn't figure out what medicine was sold in Tang Laosi's gourd.

His Majesty Li Er really stared at him, and said in his heart, Donald Fourth, the dog's day, is this coming to force the palace?

Okay!

The emperor secretly made a decision, if Tang Laosi said that he was not surprised enough, hehe, hehehe!

"Ahem!"

Wei Zheng took a step forward and coughed dryly: "Champion Hou still has something to say, this guessing is a waste of time." ”

Tsk, worthy of Uncle Wei, all kinds of assists are perfect.

Tang Laosi blinked his mouth, "Since Wei is under the announcement, that kid will speak freely." I don't know, do you remember the fourth year of the Shangsi Festival? ”

Damn, is it so ruthless?

As soon as Tang Laosi's words came out, the sound of inhaling cold air suddenly came out of the hall, and the air was immediately thinned.

Zhenguan four years of Shangsi Festival, can this TM not remember?

You Donald Si said, "Zhumen's wine and meat stink, and the farmer has no clothes." "I scolded the emperor, and even more so all the people who participated in the banquet. So much so, no one dared to ask you for a poem on the Tang River at the Shangsi Festival in the fifth year of Zhenguan, can we remember it?

Now, you bring up the old things again, do you want to tell us that you are good at poetry and sympathetic to farmers?

Or are you going to say, "All of you here are ministers?" ”

The short-tempered minister has already begun to roll up his sleeves, as long as Tang Laosi says that, Lao Tzu will beat him, pay attention to the severity when you start, don't beat him to death.

His Majesty Li Er, who was directly scolded to smash the cup on the dragon chair, and later gave up the new Da'an Palace because of a "A Fang Palace", is now being reminded of the old things, and his face is even more unbearable. Holy shit, you can't talk about something, you have to talk about it two years ago?

He gasped for breath and kept telling himself in his heart, don't be angry, don't be angry, I've gotten used to it for the past few years, I'm used to it.

His face was not much better, and he gritted his teeth and said: "On the Tang River, just talk about things, don't TM extend!" ”

"Ahem, I'm sorry!"

Tang Heshang accepted it when he saw it, and continued with a confession: "Your Majesty, everyone, the minister just thinks that every year the Shangsi Festival is a banquet in Qujiangchi, which costs a lot, and there is no benefit to Your Majesty, to the princes, and to the people. ”

Ridiculous!

It's ridiculous!

This is the thought of 99.9% of the civil officials at the court meeting, eating on the festival, that is a tradition handed down from several dynasties, can it be broken?

But none of them came forward to speak up.

Without him, everyone knows that Donald Si's kid has never played cards according to common sense, and this standing up against it may be sprayed as a chaotic thief.

Those who oppose it dare not stand up and say it, but the only 0.1% who agree with Tang Laosi dare to stand up and echo it.

He is Tang Laosi's own brother, and the current school inspector Taichangqing (popularly known as the office director in charge of logistics of Datang Group) Tang Songling!

The reason why Donald agrees with his younger brother is very simple, why do you eat and drink well every time, and let Lao Tzu take Taichang Temple to be busy? If there is a little mistake, Lao Tzu will be thankless.

Of course, above the court, it is impossible for Donald to come out to support his younger brother for this reason, let alone directly confide in his heart. Is the chief of staff inappropriate?

He arched his hand at His Majesty Li Er and said, "Your Majesty, the minister agrees with the statement of the champion Hou. Since the first year, the cost of the festival has increased year by year, and by last year, a Qujiangchi banquet cost 50,000 yuan. A banquet costs 50,000 yuan, which is obviously not in line with the purpose of His Majesty and the emperor's frugality. ”

His Majesty Li Er is sad in his heart, when did I become diligent and thrifty? Guanyin took the concubines and palace maids to weave and sell cloth, because they were poor, not to save.

Scold!

originally thought that there were only Tang Laosi ruthless, but now it seems that the ruthlessness of the Tang family is passed down from generation to generation! Even the queen bought cloth and said it vaguely.

The officials present all set their eyes on Tang Jian, as if they had found the culprit of the old Tang family's family style.

Tang Jian didn't feel uncomfortable at all, the old man is a vertical and horizontal family, hasn't he always been alarmist first and then know about righteousness?

Bah! A group of guys who have never seen the world, if the old man also stands up to support his son, you will know what the Zongheng family is.

I'll let you out with a hammer!

His Majesty Li Er, who happened to see Tang Jian's face, decided that he must let Tang Laosi go straight to the point, otherwise it would be himself who was injured?

"On the Tang River, just say your suggestion!"

As the emperor spoke, he gave Tang Laosi a look that was not excessive.

Donald Si understood, nodded and said, "So, the minister thinks that this year's Shangsi Festival, let's change it to cycling." ”

"Ride?"

Wei Zheng continued to assist: "How to ride? ”

"I'll take you, you take the horse!"

Tang Laosi grinned, "In detail, let's bring our own horses and ride around the great rivers and mountains of our Tang Dynasty." Along the way, Tang paid out of his own pocket to prepare dry food for everyone, so that he could see whether the life of our people in Datang in the past few years has been different from that of previous years; Second, let's also think about the bittersweet memories once. ”

"How long is the ride?"

"Half a month! Ride until the end of the festival and then return. ”

"No way!"

Tang Heshang just answered a question about the time of a civil official, and someone immediately came out to object, "Your Majesty, I think it's okay to think about it, but who will handle this government affairs when we ride to it, and we can't all leave it behind after we come back, right?" What if something urgent happens? ”

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Another official came out to object: "As the saying goes, the country can't be without a king for a day, our officials are nothing to ride, if you go, this is still necessary?" ”

"Why not? Didn't we use the Daxingtai system a few years ago, and we can also work on the road. ”

", aren't you a human being as a messenger?"

“……”

The court suddenly became a pot of porridge.

Those who agree, those who oppose are anyway.

Hearing that His Majesty Li Er's heart hurt, he stretched out his hand and pressed it, and then said to Tang He: "Champion Hou, do you hear everyone's opinions?" ”

"I heard you!"

Donald Lao Si grinned and said, "This is simple! In each department, one or two people are left on duty, which solves the problem of government affairs. You are all my Tang humerus, and if you want to come, there will be insufficient manpower for a few days, and government affairs should not be pulled down.

As for the statement that the country cannot be without a king for a day, it is simpler. We don't need to use the big Xingtai system, we have ready-made! ”

Ready-made?

Who?

Maybe I have two days in Datang?

Tang Laosi's words almost caused a commotion in the court again, and he didn't stop saying: "Your Majesty, the minister thinks that on the day he leaves Beijing, the emperor can supervise the country." ”

Tang Laosi seemed to be afraid that His Majesty Li Er would be worried again, and he glared at the emperor.

His Majesty Li Er understood that the son-in-law of the dog day was saying, 'Surprise! Surprise! Big surprise! ’。

"Bittersweet memories, this is a good proposal!"

His Majesty Li Er's eyes rolled, and he said in his heart, I am not because of curiosity, but now that Datang is richer, those arrogant and lascivious trends may rise, but I can give everyone a preventive shot! Nodding, His Majesty Li Er said, "Come on, go and ask the Emperor Taishang to come over for a while." ”

The old eunuch was ordered to leave, and not long after, he entered the Taiji Hall with the dazed Emperor Li Yuan.

"How many years have you not been to this Taiji Palace?"

Li Yuan laughed at himself, a little nostalgic as if he was afraid that he would feel uncomfortable after staying for a long time, and said impatiently: "Emperor, what are you looking for me to do?" ”

"Father!"

His Majesty Li Er said eloquently, "Tang Heshang has thought of a plan to remember the bittersweet ......!" ”

"You mean you want me to help you stay in charge of the country for a few days?"

Li Yuan was stunned for two breaths, and did not answer Li Erlang directly, but turned around and beckoned to Tang Laosi, "Come here!" ”

"Chentang River to meet the Emperor!"

Tang He took three steps and walked in front of Li Yuan in two steps, and gave a big gift.

"I'll kill you, unfilial son!"

Unable to allow Tang Laosi to get up, Li Yuan kicked Tang Heshang, and then scolded while punching and kicking: "You shit, you arranged your grandfather like this?" You first tricked me into becoming the chairman of the Laozi League, and I was racked up about the names of more than 20 teams. Do you want to put another burden on me now? Do you have a bit of respect for the old and love for the young? ”

"Spare your life, the Emperor will spare your life!"

I don't know if Li Yuan is really angry or fake, anyway, Tang Laosi only feels that he was really beaten and hurts to death!

"Father!"

His Majesty Li Er stopped: "The child really wants to invite his father to the emperor to supervise the country for a few days. ”

"Lao Tzu knows!"

Li Yuan finally stopped, turned his head and said, "Do you think Lao Tzu is acting?" Tang Xiaozi doesn't know how old Lao Tzu is, don't you know? Okay, don't discuss this matter, go back and prepare a horse for Lao Tzu, and I'll go with you. Speaking of which, I haven't left this Chang'an City for almost ten years. Lao Tzu also wants to go and relax! ”

Emperor Taishang dropped this sentence and turned around and walked out, not forgetting to kick Tang Laosi again......

On the floor, Tang Laosi's tragic situation was simply incomprehensible, and the courtiers present all looked abnormal, obviously forcibly holding back their smiles.

After Li Yuan walked out of the Taiji Palace, Tang Laosi finally dared to get up from the ground, and glanced at the door in fear, but he didn't dare to avenge his grievances.

Who Nima thought that Li Yuan would break out and hurt people?

Tang Laosi rubbed his aching body, bared his teeth and grinned: "Your Majesty, there is still a way for the minister!" ”

"Let's talk about it when you've got it figured!"

His Majesty Li Er couldn't help but smile and said, "Don't say it and get beaten again!" ”

"No!"

Tang Laosi shook his head, this kind of stupid thing, Tang will do it twice?

Apparently not!

Tang Laosi is confident, and he will definitely not be beaten this time, "Your Majesty, the minister suggests that the prince be in charge of the country!" If His Majesty is afraid that the crown prince is too young to take on the heavy responsibility of supervising the country, he can let Shu Wang Ke and Wei Wangtai follow the prince to supervise the country, and their brothers can also discuss and discuss. ”

Three princes are in charge of the country at the same time?

This is unheard of!

But why do you think this method is really feasible?

Xiao Yu, who had only recently reinstated as Zhongshu Ling, thought about it seriously, and then stood up, "Your Majesty, this plan is feasible for the champion. If Your Majesty still has any concerns, please stay in Chang'an to assist the three princes. The minister is already old, and I am afraid that he will not be able to withstand too much fatigue. ”

As soon as Xiao Yu's words came out, many people were directly blinded!

Nima, why didn't I think to come out and ask for my life?

Not only can you not go to the wind to eat and sleep, but also win the praise of the emperor, killing two birds with one stone!

Ouch hey, I regret it!

His Majesty Li Er stood up, he knew that his daughter-in-law's uncle was not afraid of hardship, but really thought about the government and politics. Bowed to Xiao Yu, and His Majesty Li Er put an end to the court meeting with one sentence, "In this way, Xiao Aiqing has worked hard!" ”