What kind of chemical reaction will a physically unsound eunuch have when he is mixed with an army of pure gentlemen?

To be sure, it won't be a good thing.

I don't know if it has been cursed by God, throughout the ages, but whenever there is an army of eunuchs and supervising the army, the commander has always had no good end, just like a kind and simple girl and a distorted mentality, jealous and selfish old woman live under the same roof, the old woman will use her life's accumulated dark and despicable tricks to scar the girl, and even die.

Bian Lingcheng smiled, and asked Gu Qing if he was willing to go along, but in fact, Gu Qing knew that Bian Lingcheng didn't need to ask for his opinion.

The prison army has this power, and he can follow whichever army he wants, and the commander cannot oppose it, otherwise he will be weak in heart and appear to have a ghost in his heart.

"If the border guards go with me, of course I can't ask for it." Gu Qing smiled, and showed a happy look: "The Buddha said that ten years of cultivation can be crossed in the same boat, and a hundred years of cultivation can be slept together, and the border supervisor army and I will return to Qiuci on the same road, and we have not said that we have cultivated for two years and five months in our last life." ”

Bian Lingcheng laughed dryly.

How did you calculate that there were two years and five months?

Bian Lingcheng said with a smile: "Since the Hou Ye does not object, then the slave will go back to pack her luggage, and go to the Hou Ye's left guard camp after a while." ”

After speaking, Bian Lingcheng retired with a smile.

Inside the handsome tent, Gao Xianzhi looked at Gu Qing with a smile, and there seemed to be a bit of schadenfreude in his smile.

"Congratulations to Master Hou, with such a celestial figure as the border supervisor army accompanying the army, even if there is a small mistake in the army, the border supervisor army will definitely take care of Hou Ye. Hou Ye is so blessed, this handsome can't ask for it, hehe. ”

Gu Qing tugged at the corners of his mouth: "The section commander loves the border supervision army so much, why don't you let him go with your army?" Such a good blessing, I would like to give it to the festival handsome. ”

Gao Xianzhi smiled and said: "I want to, but the border supervisor army has a different love for Hou Ye, although I envy it, I can't help it, haha." ”

is also a famous general, and he is also a festival envoy, and he laughs so cheaply.

Gu Qing said coldly: "Jie Shuai, you are laughing too loudly......

"Ahh

"Jie Shuai just said, you envy my good fortune, remember what you said."

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Such a good blessing, it would be too selfish not to give it to Gao Xianzhi.

Gu Qing had already made up his mind when he walked out of the tent, he must not take the scourge of Bian Lingcheng with him, the big war is coming, Gu Qing is personally commanding the war for the first time, he will never allow any uncontrollable accidents to happen again, and Bian Lingcheng is undoubtedly an unstable factor in the army, and he must be decisively squeezed out.

Back at the Left Guard Camp, it was already dawn.

Gu Qing ordered the soldiers to bury the pot and make rice, and after a full meal, they were ready to open.

Not long after, Bian Lingcheng came to the Zuowei camp with two entourages and some simple luggage, and saluted politely when he saw Gu Qing.

"Are the border guards ready? I have ordered the soldiers to bury the pot and cook, and you and I will enter the commander's tent to have a full meal, and then pull out. Gu Qing said politely.

Bian Lingcheng said with a smile: "The slave maid obeys the orders of the Hou Ye." ”

Gu Qing motioned to Bian Lingcheng to enter the commander's tent first and wait, and he first arranged for the trivial affairs in the army.

After Bian Lingcheng entered the tent, Gu Qing took Han Jie away and came to a remote place.

"Are I packed?" Gu Qing asked.

"It's already packed up and ready to be pulled out." Han Jieyu said.

"I remember when I was in Chang'an, I had a constipation, and an old doctor in Chang'an prescribed me a dose of laxative, and I told you to bring it with me, did you bring it?"

Han Jie was stunned: "Bring it, is Master Hou constipated again?" I will give you a decoction right away......"

"You're constipated, your whole family is constipated...... Gu Qing looked around left and right, then showed a malicious smile, lowered his voice and said: "I mean, after the food is cooked later, you secretly put a dose of fierce medicine in the food of the border prison army, well, just give it to three people......

Han Jie was shocked: "Why did you drug the border prison army?" ”

Gu Qing said sincerely: "The border supervisor just said that he has been sick to his stomach recently and needs to clean his stomach, I have always been honest and enthusiastic, how can I not do it?" We must help with this favor, and we can't shirk it. ”

Han Jie was choked and rolled his eyes, and sighed: "Master Hou, do you think I'm too stupid to be saved?" Make up nonsense and lie to me, can you put a little more thought into it? ”

Gu Qing said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I underestimated your IQ, next time I'll try to make it perfect...... In short, you hurry up and take the medicine now, the more fierce the better, and the stomach of the border supervisor army can't wait any longer. ”

Han Jie's face was full of unhappiness and said: "Murdering the prison army, the responsibility is not small, and the last general will not dare." ”

Gu Qing squinted at him: "I don't want to mess around, do you?" You dare not carry out my orders, Han Jie, you have been floating recently. ”

Han Jie sighed: "Master Hou, your idea is too ...... Be bold, if the border supervision army has three longs and two shorts, Chang'an will be held accountable......"

"Taking some laxatives will only refresh you, where did the three long and two short come from, don't talk nonsense, this laxative must be taken by someone today, there are two choices, you eat it or he eats, you are not allowed to think, answer immediately, who is it for?"

Han Jie blurted out without thinking: "The border prison army eats." ”

After speaking, Han Jie pursed his lips tightly, like a sage who had just desecrated himself, with a look of self-loathing.

Gu Qing approvingly: "Look, how honest your body is, what are you waiting for, go and give the stomach of the border prison army a baptism that touches the soul." ”

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In the handsome tent, Gu Qing and Bian Lingcheng were eating like a gallop.

The soldiers of the large battalion were almost ready to march, and the commander's tent was filled with the scolding and scolding of the generals and the noise of the movement of troops and horses.

Gu Qing's eating appearance was ugly, he gulped rice into his mouth, sucked vegetable soup in a bowl, and smacked his lips from time to time, Bian Lingcheng came out of the palace, and he was particularly particular about etiquette and upbringing, and he couldn't help frowning when he saw Gu Qing's ugly eating appearance.

Gu Qing didn't raise his head and said: "Border Supervisor, eat quickly, I don't care about my demeanor, after this meal, the next meal will be about night, we can't stop during the day, the soldiers are fast, hurry up and fill your stomach, no one will take care of the prison army when you are marching, everything is taken care of by yourself." ”

Bian Lingcheng was suddenly awe-inspired, he had been supervising the army for many years, and he was also very clear about the rules of the march of the Tang Dynasty, knowing that Gu Qing was telling the truth, and the Urgent Marching Military Committee really didn't have time to stop and bury the pot to cook, so he could only eat Haisai like a camel, so that he could store more food in his stomach and be hungry for a while.

So Bian Lingcheng didn't care about eating, he took a big bite of rice and soup like Gu Qing, and the noisy sound of the soldiers and horses outside seemed to urge him, the more noisy Bian Lingcheng ate.

Finally, after Gu Qing had eaten and drunk enough and put down the bowl, Bian Lingcheng also swept away the food in front of him, burped with satisfaction, and smiled contentedly.

"The taste of the food in the handsome tent is much stronger than that of Gao Jieshuai, the slave and maid thank Hou Ye for the food." Bian Lingcheng said with a smile.

Gu Qing laughed and said: "When I was in Chang'an, I was quite concerned about eating, and I had no other hobbies in my life, but I couldn't tolerate poor food, let alone live up to the food, and I couldn't change this bad problem when I came to the army, and the border supervisor laughed." ”

Bian Lingcheng showed a smile and was just about to say a few polite words, when a sharp pain suddenly came from his abdomen, Bian Lingcheng's face changed, and he smiled forcefully: "I don't know when our army will leave?" ”

Gu Qinghun didn't see Bian Lingcheng's gradually changing face, glanced at the outside of the marshal's tent, and said, "It's going to be pulled out immediately, the military order has been passed down, and the forward soldiers have already left the camp, so let's go." ”

Bian Lingcheng's face gradually turned pale, beads of sweat slowly slipped down his forehead, and he smiled forcefully: "Master Hou...... You, can you wait a little longer? Slave, slave...... If you want to change your clothes, you can do it. ”

"What kind of clothes are there for the march, don't joke about the border guards, the military orders are like mountains, you can't delay for a moment, let's go."

Bian Lingcheng was anxious: "Hou Ye, Hou Ye live!" Change...... The slave said that the change of clothes, yes, yes......"

Pointing to his abdomen unspeakably, Gu Qing suddenly suddenly said, "Baba? Pull stinky stink? ”

Bian Lingcheng was stunned, not knowing what he meant, but he still nodded confusedly.

Gu Qing looked embarrassed, and said: "Please also ask the border supervision army to hurry up, the military order to open has been issued, and it cannot be changed casually, I will let the army slow down the march a little, how about catching up with the border supervision army after it is resolved?" ”

Bian Lingcheng nodded hurriedly, and said gratefully: "Thank you Lord Hou for your understanding, the slave maid is rude, so I will leave." ”

After speaking, Bian Lingcheng clamped his ass and rushed out of the handsome tent in a strange posture.

Gu Qing couldn't help but smile, glanced at Han Jie who came in, and said, "How much medicine did you give him?" ”

Han Jie sighed worriedly: "According to Master Hou's orders, the medicine for three people may be a bit fierce." ”

Gu Qing showed envy: "The border prison army is blessed, from now on they have a healthy and green intestine, happy!" ”

Han Jie said worriedly: "Master Hou, is it really okay?" It won't kill the border guards, right? ”

Gu Qingman said indifferently: "Isn't it normal to be in the bitter cold and savage place outside the Saiwai, occasionally contracted malaria, and had diarrhea?" Pull to Chang'an to play a note, please Your Majesty send another prison soldier. By the way, I sacrificed my life for the border prison army and the country. ”

Pointing around, Gu Qing instructed: "Let people tear down the handsome tent and set off." ”

The left guards left the camp, packed up the barracks with the 5,000 defenders of Khotan, mounted their horses, and slowly marched west along the desolate sand dunes.

The area around the original tent was already empty, and the soldiers of the left guard packed everything they could take away, and the camp that was still noisy and noisy just now only threw away a piece of garbage, and ...... Squatting in a remote corner, Bian Lingcheng is worse than death.

It wasn't until the army led by Gu Qing walked away that Bian Lingcheng wiped his cold sweat and got up unsatisfied.

Seeing that Bian Lingcheng's face was wrong, the two attendants couldn't help asking, "Are you okay with the prison army?" ”

Bian Lingcheng shook his head in prostration, and sighed: "I don't know what kind of bad luck I had, but at this juncture...... Alas, how far has Gu Houye's army gone? ”

"I've been walking for about ten miles, the prison army, let's catch up."

Bian Lingcheng nodded, then gritted his teeth and said: "Catch up, today I will stare at him to death, see how he is a scholar to command the war, but if there is the slightest mistake, I will definitely join him for the crime of delaying the military plane!" ”

As soon as he took two steps and was about to get on the horse, Bian Lingcheng's calm expression suddenly changed, and his right hand slammed down the shoulder of the entourage in front of him, and he suddenly changed color and said, "Not good!" Not again! ”

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