"Why did I get to this point?"

Xiang Xiaoer squatted on the ground and watched the people in front of him come and go, and fell into deep thought.

"I was a dragon in my last life, and I wanted to wait for Chu Han to establish a dragon vein and enjoy a thousand years of luck and ascend to the immortal realm, but the young man surnamed Liu didn't talk about martial arts, and used the Son of Heaven to take away my spirit, and finally ended up with a soul sealing Mangdang Mountain.

I thought that after getting out of trouble and being reborn, I overturned the thousand-year-old man, but I was forced to work everywhere for my livelihood, and I could only barely change my food and clothing, which can be accepted, after all, how can the adult world be so easy, but who can tell me why I fell back to this step? ”

"Brother, your mother said to let you pick up customers, why are you squatting!"

What's the most embarrassing thing?

was lazy but ran into his boss's daughter to "inspect".

What's even more embarrassing is that this daughter is only six years old.

Adults develop an emotion called shame when they are discovered to be wrong by someone younger than themselves.

Xiang Xiaoer would not have this kind of emotion, firstly because he was not yet an adult, but because he was not alone.

"Brother, this is looking for potential customers."

Xiang Xiaoer's serious nonsense!

The little Lori named Yin Yin stared at her cutely with big eyes.

"Brother."

"Huh?"

"Are you lazy?"

"How... Why, do you see what kind of person my brother looks like? ”

The expression on Xiang Xiaoer's face was well concealed.

"Isn't it? I thought my brother was lazy because he was embarrassed to speak, after all, it was too shameful to let a big man take the initiative to ask his sisters on the street to buy rouge. ”

"Right, that's what you think...... No, there's no shame in that, I used to talk to people every day when I had to deal with more people. ”

This little girl actually knew how to talk, and almost let Xiang Xiaoer fall into the way.

"But it should be easier to tell a story on it than to hold the girl's hand and sell rouge, right?"

"It may be for others, but it's a piece of cake for my brother."

Xiang Xiaoer said in his heart, I have lived for more than a thousand years, and the little dragon can't let you, a human cub, fool me.

Yin Yin tilted her head, and her smart eyes flashed with a mischievous light:

"Then why would you rather talk to me than pull someone?"

"This."

"It's not because I'm embarrassed, but I want to be lazy/"

"yes, I just want to steal."

Xiang Xiaoer's mouth opened, and for a while he had the urge to hit his head to death.

It's all dragons that are almost adults, how can they still let a human female cub play with it.

"Good Yinyin, did you tell my brother that you were also reborn?"

"What does it mean to be born again?"

Yin Yin's eyes showed a deep doubt, this is not pretending.

Although he is intelligent, he is young after all, he has not been exposed to many things, and there are some words that he has never heard of, so he naturally cannot understand them.

"Nothing."

Xiang Xiaoer touched her little head and didn't explain.

"Brother."

"Huh?"

"I've heard that some men change the subject when they encounter something they don't want to do."

"Yinyin."

"Huh?"

"Do you know what the implication means?"

"Isn't that what I'm doing?"

"You're such a little naughty."

Xiang Xiaoer stood up and glanced back at Widow Sun, who was in the room to introduce rouge to the guests, and took a deep breath.

"Anyway, it's the first time to be a man, so what's the shame."

I comforted myself in my heart.

"Sister stay, oh, sister, are you the fairy my grandmother said?"

Little Lori Yinyin was stunned and looked at Xiang Xiaoer, who looked flattering, as if he came out of the palace.

I couldn't help but have a sentence in my mind:

"Men are terrible and changeable creatures!"

Xiang Xiao didn't know that Yin Yin had defined him as a terrifying and changeable creature, and even if he knew, he didn't have time to care.

The storyteller of Yumen Pass seems to be a little difficult to mix.

He has no other skills, and now he finally has someone who is willing to provide him with a bite to eat, let alone selling rouge, even if he sells women's underwear, he will sell it.

But it is estimated that it is really sold, and no one buys it.

An interesting scene appeared in the bustling Yumen Gate.

A young man who looks handsome and seems to be extravagant, actually grabbed the hands of girls on the street to sell rouge.

Childe's mouth is called a sweet.

It is said that in the morning, the sixty-eight-year-old grandmother Wang was called by a sister and couldn't find the north, and she had never wiped rouge in her life, and she actually bought several boxes for the first time.

Soon, this matter spread throughout most of the Yumen Pass.

A lot of people came in groups to see this guy who could talk about the playboy.

"Girl, at first glance, it's still everyone's ladies, you look at the skin, oops, you can get out of the water with a pinch."

The owner and the guy of the tavern next to Sun's rouge shop watched in amazement as Xiang Xiaoer pulled a peasant woman with calloused hands and began to boast.

"Sister, your skin needs to be protected, I've never seen such a good skin. I would like to recommend you a rouge that is absolutely harmless to the skin, come and take a look at it with me in the store. ”

"No money? It's okay to go in, no, it doesn't matter if you buy it or not, you take a look first, your skin is so good, it's rare, once you rub the rouge I recommend to ensure that you can go out to fascinate the son of our Yumen Pass general soldier, once you see you, you will probably lie down and cry and can't say a word, complaining about God's injustice, I didn't meet you earlier. ”

The shopkeeper spit out a sip of tea.

"The chief soldier of Yumen Pass only had a son a month ago. The child was so old, who did he see not crying, who could he see? ”

The shopkeeper watched in amazement as Xiang Xiaoer flickered the excited peasant woman into the "Sun's Rouge Shop".

"Hey, girl, come buy rouge?"

"Eat, okay, let's go into the house, let's see Rouge eating first, don't worry, look at your little white skin, hey, don't you dare to be so sunbathed outside, although I will enter the house, this is your sister next to you?"

"What mom? Oops, that's really not like it, my sister looks like she's sixteen or seventeen years old, how to maintain it, no wonder the girl was born so beautiful, what's it called, that word, gene, yes, timely gene is strong. ”

The guy who watched the lively tavern rubbed his eyes, and then asked the shopkeeper next to him suspiciously:

"Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, look at that girl, what color is her skin? How do I look darker than me? ”

"Black."

The shopkeeper scolded angrily.

"How can the kid who eats the overlord meal say that he is white, and how does the one next to him look sixteen or seventeen, I think it's older than my grandmother, this kid doesn't have bad eyes."

The upright guy didn't understand.

"His eyes are naturally fine, and he is ruthless."

The shopkeeper leaned back on the recliner and poured the purple sand teapot into his mouth.

"How can you not tell the difference between black and white, old and young?"

The guy asked again in confusion.

"He'll be able to tell the difference."

"Why would you say something wrong if you can tell the difference?"

The shopkeeper squinted his eyes and looked at Xiang Xiaoer, who was the "prey" on top of the top in the distance, and replied in a low voice:

"If you can understand, you are not the tavern junior, but the junior."

The guy wanted to ask, but he heard someone shouting in the store, so he hurriedly answered and ran in.

"The descendants of the overlord, how can their temperament be so different from the overlord? It's a pity, it's a pity, if the overlord had a little bit of black face like you, this Tianhan would be Chu Han. ”

Shaking his head, the tavern keeper slowly lay down in his rocking chair and began to hum an unknown opera.