267, quack, you know a hammer!
There is nothing more depressing in life than this, Liu Qiming thinks so.
The credit that is about to be received has been robbed, and it has been robbed by my own father, what can I do? I can only say that I can't tell my father, what else can I do?
Who let that be his father, the father who has always stood by his side for twenty years, no matter whether he was beaten or beaten!
That's it, just give it to Daddy!
When my father is knighted, I will be more confident when I go out and beat up someone in the future and say, "My father is Liu Shuangjiang", isn't it?
Liu Qiming's indulgence of his father led to a result.
It was His Majesty Li Er, who guarded his son for one night and finally got the result that "the prince is out of danger, and it only takes half a year to be able to recover his feet as before", immediately after going to court, he was as uncomfortable as eating a fly.
Because, Liu Gang and Liu Shuangjiang, the only imperial doctor from the Imperial Doctor Department who was qualified to participate in the court meeting, threw a bombshell at the first time in the court: "Your Majesty, I heard that someone cut the prince's leg yesterday, and an iron plate was inlaid in the place where the prince's leg bone was broken!" Your Majesty, this kind of practice is simply ridiculous, many diseases of the human body are caused by external evil entering the body, and now the iron plate is implanted in the prince's body, isn't this just a huge piece of external evil in the body of His Royal Highness the Prince?
The crown prince is the foundation of the country, how can people be so harmful? As a physician, it is the duty of the minister to remind His Majesty, and ask Your Majesty to press those two barefoot men who deceived them into the palace into the heavenly prison for questioning! ”
How can you not feel bad?
Liu Gang, you idiot! When you say that I have been deceived, don't you mean that I am stupid? Everyone knows that I am Shengming, you say that I am stupid, how can you make me embarrassed? Besides, you don't even know the identities of those two, one is Tang Heshang, my son-in-law! Will he harm his own brother-in-law? The other one is Sun Simiao, the miracle doctor said! How can it be barefoot?
His Majesty Li Er took a deep breath and was about to explain!
It was at this time that Wang Qi, the top prosecutor of the Tang Dynasty who had recently been in full swing in the rule of officials, suddenly stood up. cough, Wang assured that this is not a professional habit formed when he was the imperial history, but the prince is the foundation of the country, if what Imperial Doctor Liu said is true, then those two barefoot Langzhong have violated the law! Or is it a direct violation of the criminal law ("Tang Law Discussion")!
Therefore, Wang Jue took over the music from Liu Gang's hand at once, and he couldn't wait to watch it.
"Shhh
Wang Jue took a deep breath, and the more he looked at it, the more frightened he became!
Decades of experience in the Imperial Historical Observatory have told Prosecutor General Wang that the content of this piece is clear and logical, although there are terms such as "shadowless lamp", "tweezers", "hemostatic cotton" and so on that have never been heard of, but this should be the same.
Closing his eyes, Prosecutor General Wang quickly filled in the picture in his mind with the new habit of reviewing corruption in his mind that he had formed recently when he was looking for evidence!
The crown prince Li Chengqian was knocked unconscious and tied to the bed, and two people wearing coarse cloth shirts and sharp-beaked monkey cheeks stood under a kind of lamp called a "shadowless lamp", like ghosts!
One of them said, "Here comes the knife!" ”
Another person pulled out a special sharp knife of the size and length of a dolphin killing knife and handed it over.
Then they teamed up and pressed the prince's leg and began to cut!
"! I'm so scared! ”
Wang Jue couldn't help but shudder and said, "Your Majesty, the minister dares to ask Your Majesty, is this matter true?" ”
"Wang Aiqing, I misunderstood!"
His Majesty Li Er rubbed his eyebrows and explained, "......"
However, before His Majesty Li Er could say the following words, a person who the emperor was most afraid of suddenly stood up.
His surname is Wei, a man of steel and uprightness, referred to as Wei Tienan!
"Your Majesty!"
Lao Wei stepped forward: "No need to explain! The prince is the capital of the country, and the minister wants to know how the prince's leg was broken! How could His Majesty hide from everyone to invite Lang Zhong outside the court? ”
Oh yes!
Lao Wei obviously grasped the point of the whole thing!
The prince first broke his leg, and then he invited Lang Zhong outside the Imperial Doctor's Department!
Could it be that the prince made His Majesty angry, and His Majesty broke the prince's leg?
Hey! What a big melon!
Ahem, no, that's a big deal!
Although it is natural for Lao Tzu to beat his son, Li Chengqian is the crown prince, the future emperor of the Tang Dynasty! You, the current emperor, can just beat it, how can you break all your legs at once? Did this prince steal your harem?
"Huh!"
Lao Cheng couldn't help touching his head, and said in a daze: "It seems that Your Majesty is really ruthless!" Lao Cheng said many times that he wanted to break Cheng Laosan's legs, but after all, he couldn't give up, Your Majesty ......"
"Shut up, Your Majesty is not that kind of person!"
It was Qin Shubao who spoke, and he said lightly: "There must be a secret in it!" ”
"Yes, yes, yes!"
His Majesty Li Er slapped his leg and said, "It's still Uncle Bao who understands me, there is a secret in this!" ”
"Then, Your Majesty means that the prince's leg is really broken?"
Du Ruhui stood up with a solemn face and said, "Please also tell Your Majesty what happened to the prince's broken leg." The crown prince is the foundation of the country, but it is not a family business, and it is necessary for the ministers to know what is going on. ”
"Keming is right!"
Fang Xuanling also stood up and said, "The prince is the prince, and his leg is broken, why?" Whether it can be cured and how to treat it, everyone should know about it! ”
"That!"
Imperial Doctor Liu was a little stunned: "Ladies and gentlemen, what the lower officials impeached was the two barefoot Lang Zhong who implanted an external evil such as an iron plate in the place where the prince's broken bones were, not the impeachment of the prince's broken leg!" ”
"Ahem, I'm sorry, Imperial Doctor Liu, we have different points of concern!"
Wei Zhenggeng said straightforwardly: "What you care about is that two barefoot Lang are messing around, don't worry, this point Prosecutor General Wang must be in line with your thoughts, although one of you is to defend medicine, and the other is to defend the law." The rest of us are more concerned about the country. ”
After saying to Liu Gang, Wei Zheng turned to the emperor and said what everyone thought: "Your Majesty, please tell the ministers why the prince broke his leg, and at the same time ask Your Majesty to summon two Lang Zhong who treated the prince's injuries, we should also understand how the prince's injuries are now!" If the two Lang Zhong were sure that the crown prince was all right, everything would be fine. If they can't make sure that the prince is safe, they think they should be dealt with according to the law! After all, implanting iron plates is really unheard of! ”
"The minister seconded the proposal!"
"The minister also seconded it!"
"Seconded!"
“......”
Hundreds of civil and military officials, all of them stood up to second, oh no, there was still one person who didn't stand up, that is, he knew that his son took the prince to Taibai Mountain Tangjian. He was wondering if his son had broken the prince's leg!
All right!
The emperor shrugged his shoulders, anyway, how the crown prince broke his leg and how to treat his leg Tang Lao Si is very clear, and it is just right for Tang Lao Si to explain.
His Majesty Li Er gave the old eunuch a look, and of course the old eunuch knew what the emperor meant.
With a pouting of his mouth, the old eunuch turned around and walked towards the East Palace, muttering as he walked: "Let the son-in-law resist if there is anything, that is the son-in-law, and the half-son is not his own son." ”
The East Palace is not far from the Taiji Palace Taiji Palace, and it is not entered, and it takes two quarters of an hour to walk, and this back and forth is half an hour.
Therefore, when Tang Heshang and Sun Simiao arrived at the Taiji Palace, the officials were already impatient to wait.
"Tang Shilang, why do you have time to come to the early dynasty?"
Wei Zheng saw Tang Laosi coming, and was overjoyed and pulled Tang Laosi and said, "You are here just in time, and I will help Uncle Wei ask Your Majesty how the prince was injured." ”
Du Ruhui also came over and said to Tang He: "Shiro is here, someone just said that the prince's leg was implanted with an iron plate, you cured your uncle's thirst-quenching disease, and you know medical skills, you can ask what the situation is in a while." ”
Tang Laosi's face was very exciting, he knew the content of today's court meeting, the old eunuch said. He just didn't expect that Lao Wei and Lao Du didn't know that it was he who installed the iron plate for the prince.
Sun Simiao, who entered the court with Tang River, was also in this situation.
There is no shortage of people in the court who know Sun Simiao, such as Li Jing, Wang Qi, and ...... That's a lot.
"Ahem!"
His Majesty Li Er coughed dryly, stopped the commotion in the court, and said: "Everyone, Tang Heshang and Sun Daochang are the main masters who installed iron plates for the prince, especially on the Tang River, he knows best how the prince was injured, if you have anything, just ask him!" ”
This...... It's actually Donald Fourth?
Wei Zheng and Du Ruhui glared at Tang Heshang one after another, as if asking, "Why didn't you say it earlier." ”
Tang Laosi smiled and gave an apologetic look, and then arched his hand to everyone and explained: "Princess, the queen is about to give birth, the prince, King Wu, and King Yue are filial piety, and I am afraid that the queen will be in danger of having a difficult birth, so I followed the kid to Taibai Mountain and asked this Sun Daochang to come and escort the queen." When he returned to Chang'an, the prince's horse was too tired and fell to the ground, and the prince unfortunately broke his calf. And the person who used the iron plate to treat the prince's leg was me and Sun Daochang. ”
As soon as Tang Laosi said this, the court suddenly became quiet.
The emperor grinned and said, "Everyone, just now you were still asking, why was the crown prince injured, and why did he use the iron plate as an external evil?" Donald Lao Si is here, what do you have to say! ”
Most of the ministers' faces are ugly, what Donald Si does, and he still says a hammer?
It's just that His Majesty Li Er obviously wants to take advantage of the victory to pursue and avenge the interrogation just now, he continued: "It's okay, just say if you have any problems, and Tang Heshang doesn't hold grudges." ”
The faces of the officials are even more ugly, not to mention that Tang Laosi is reliable, just saying that Tang Laosi does not hold grudges, there is one thing to say, aren't the Wang family, the Cui family, and the Wei family living examples? Dog Emperor, where did you come from to talk nonsense with your eyes open?
"Ahem!"
In the face of His Majesty Li Er's arrogance, and his colleagues shrunk their heads like quails, Wei Tienan coughed dryly and said, "Your Majesty, it's over!" None of us know that this was done on the Tang River! Why? On the Tang River, we can all be trusted, although this kid seems to be out of tune and does things imaginatively, but what is not done well? ”
Lao Wei gave words, and His Majesty Li Er was embarrassed to pursue it again, and was ready to end this farce hastily.
It was at this time that Liu Gang stood up all of a sudden, as an imperial doctor, he had his own professional ethics! Of course, this is self-righteousness! Tang Laosi, Liu Gang has heard of it and seen it, but medicine is a forbidden thing, and he doesn't think that Tang Heshang can do well in other aspects to be nonsense in medicine.
Liu Gang said: "Your Majesty, as the imperial doctor, the minister has a few words to ask Tang Shaojiang!" ”
His Majesty Li Er grinned, showing an expression of interest, he really wanted to see what kind of flowers could collide between his servant Yushi and Tang Laosi.
Stretching out his hand, His Majesty Li Er didn't speak, but used his movements to indicate that Liu Gang continued.
Liu Gang turned around and saluted Tang He, and then said, "Dare to ask Tang Shaojiang, did you and this Daoist Sun cut the prince's calf, and did you install an iron piece in the prince's leg?" ”
Donald shrugged his shoulders and asked, "Who told you that?" ”
"Humph!"
Liu Gang snorted coldly and said, "My son Liu Qiming told me!" He saw it with his own eyes, and you kicked him. ”
"Oh!"
Tang Laosi sighed and replied: "I want to come, he turned off the lights, and almost put the prince in danger, I kicked him." His name is Liu Qiming? You dare to give him this name, could it be that your name is Liu Gang, or Liu Shuangjiang? What's the matter, you're going to give your son a headshot? ”
"The old man's name is Liu Gang, the word Shuangjiang!"
Imperial Doctor Liu said coldly: "What's the matter?" The old man doesn't understand! However, Tang Shaojiang did this at the expense of the prince's life! ”
Liu Gang didn't wait for Tang Heshang to speak, and said to everyone: "Officials, colleagues! Now it has been confirmed that Tang Shaojiang and this Sun Daochang implanted the iron plate into the prince's body! Just like the official said, that thing is an external evil, and they ignore the prince! ”
However, Liu Gang only found out at this time that everyone present was dismissive of his words, and even some people actually looked at themselves like idiots. This made Liu Gang a little dazed, why is this?
"Huh!"
Tang Heshang smiled coldly and told Liu Gang why in one sentence, he said: "Quack, you know a hammer!" ”
"Cool!"
This is how the vast majority of officials present feel about Tang Heshang's sentence, especially those who know Tang Heshang or know Sun Simiao.
Ahem, we're not dicks, but it's cool when we watch others being slapped in the face!
Next, as is customary on the Don River......
There are also many people who are beginning to speculate about the future of events.
Really!
Tang He took a step forward and said coldly: "Who told you that implanting a steel plate is an external evil?" ”
"Iron rusts!"
Liu Gang looked stubborn, as if to say, everyone doesn't support me, and the truth will support me!
"Huh!"
Tang Laosi sneered: "You are not only a quack, but also very ignorant!" Eldest grandson Shangshu, tell him, what's the matter with the stainless steel I asked you for! ”
The eldest grandson Wuji waved his hand, as if to say: You say yes, I won't steal your limelight.
Tang Laosi said: "This official uses the latest steel!" Made of special metals, although there is no guarantee that it will not rust for ten or eight years, it will definitely be fine if it does not rust for two or three years. ”
"Even so, how can a man's bones be inlaid with steel!"
Liu Gang is still stubborn.
Tang Heshang naturally continued to laugh "hehe".