"Father-in-law, you ...... You wouldn't be suspicious of me, would you? I don't know what's going on either! People don't know about my background, don't you know? In this life, I have a deep blood feud with Liu Che, the dog emperor! Xiao Rou tried her best to argue that it was incredible that she might arrive at this time. The suspicion of this old eunuch made Xiaorou very unhappy!

"Cluck...... Look at you, I just said one sentence, and you replied so many sentences, what are you not weak in heart? Okay, let's not talk about this bedding first, let me ask you below, how do you explain the lotus tattoo, people who haven't been in close contact with you won't know. ”

"This ...... This one...... How do I know, father-in-law, don't doubt me, this person may be using a divisive scheme! ”

"Oh, is that really the case?" The old eunuch became more and more disbelieving.

"Can you two not quarrel first, I'm a little uncomfortable, I'm so anemic that I'm about to faint! Well, if you can find a Band-Aid, I'll be grateful to you for the rest of your life. "Oh my God, what is this called, I looked at the pool of blood on the ground, and my heart was extremely uncomfortable. I've never had that much blood until now.

"Shut up!" Xiaorou scolded angrily.

"Well, forget it, we'll talk about that later. Saying...... Giggles, since this kid knows about us, he must also know about our murder of the Dog Emperor! The old eunuch said on the side.

I yelled, "Are you really the legendary idiot?" I scolded angrily: "Don't you know the truth that if you say too much, you will lose? I didn't know about your plans, but now I know when you say so! Ah, you old bastard, are you just trying to kill me! ”

"Bastard, you're really looking for death!" As she spoke, Xiao Rou raised her dagger, it seems that this time I am going to die. Unexpectedly, the old pervert just looked at Xiao Rou with a smile and said, "Wait, this person is still useful!" If you look at his performance in the palace these days, you can see that this guy is very comfortable between the emperor and Princess Pingyang. With this person's help, I think things will go well for us. ”

"I'm not very familiar with the emperor, and I'm not familiar with Princess Pingyang, you may be mistaken!"

"Gluck, it's useless to talk nonsense, I'm not blind yet. Hey, boy, now let me ask you, do you want to live? ”

"Nonsense, whoever is born in this world is looking for death!"

"Gurgle, I just like your straightforward personality. We don't talk darkly, now I'll give you two ways to go. One can survive, that is, join our Chu Hui to subvert the Han family, kill the Dog Emperor, and seize the country! The other one is Huangquan Road! Hehe, you're a smart guy and you should know what to choose. ”

Are you idiots? In the dignified history, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty died of old age by himself, how could there be a group of you? Well, if you want to kill Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, this is simply a fool's dream, a fantasy. But now it's a situation where if I don't agree, I'm going to die. Well, people often say that those who know the times are Junjie, at this time, it is better to save their own little life first, and talk about other things later. After all, only by being alive can you get in touch with Xiaorou, so that you can be with her!

Thinking of this, I smiled and said, "Wait a minute, can you explain what this Fuchu will mean?" Could it be ...... Is it related to Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu? ”

"Cluck...... I'll just say that you kid is a smart person, and I'm not mistaken. Listen, I am the fifth-generation descendant of the Xiang family, the famous Western Chu Overlord. But ......" said this, the old eunuch said sadly, "However, for the sake of my great revival, I ...... Hey, there will be no more sixth generation, in order to revive the Chu family, I sacrificed a man's most precious organ......" Saying this, he changed his words, and soon showed a vicious expression, the speed at which this birdless old thief restrained his grief was really amazing: "Have you thought it through?" Is it to choose Huangquan Road? Or do you hold hands with us shoulder to shoulder and walk on the broad road of reviving the Chu family? ”

Uh-huh, do you want me to conspire with you to harm the greatest king in Chinese history? It's like a three-year-old kid telling a joke, and there's no plan at all! What kind of person am I, mighty and unyielding, lewd and cheap...... Wrong, it is the poor and the lowly who cannot be moved. Can I be caused by you to do such an immoral thing?

Joke!

So I said firmly: "I'm sorry, I understand your kindness, and I still decided to take Huangquan Road...... Next to Fuchu Kangzhuang Avenue. ”

"Well, the little monkey cub is still very smart, and he knows the truth that nothing is when people die. Well, that's good! Welcome to join us! ”

"Of course, I'm very happy. Just a little, I'...... I join our Fuchu Society, do I want any membership fees? Is there a free mailbox? I asked, a little worried.

Xiao Rou looked at me with hatred and suspicion on the side, and I suddenly felt a bad premonition. This female ghost is in my house, and I know what this expression means.

"Father-in-law, is it too reckless for you to make such a decision? …… Is this guy reliable? We haven't tried him! The people of our Fuchu Society all have a blood feud with the Han family, does he have it? It seems that this guy is like a fish in water between the Dog Emperor and Pingyang! ”

"Well, I don't know if other people have a deep hatred with the emperor, but I definitely have a deep hatred with the emperor!" When I talk about it, I feel bad. So, I gritted my teeth and said, "I'm not afraid of your jokes, the emperor is ...... He the woman I liked! ”

"Huh? Is there any more of this? Who is the woman you like? How can the emperor fall in love with the woman you like? ”

"Xiaorou, don't you know, this person is you, my Xiaorou, I feel sad when I talk about this matter."

"You...... You are talking nonsense! Xiao Rou pointed directly at me, Jade Tooth bit her red lip, and when she looked like that, she was ready to raise her hand and slap me!

"Wow, are you angry? Am I wrong? You're really the woman I like. You see, even when you're angry, it's all so beautiful. "I took advantage of the victory to pursue, knocking on her girl's heart, love poetry is the best weapon against women. However, I can't, I can only borrow other people's lyrics:

"There was a beautiful little girl

Her name is Xiao Rou

She has gentle eyes

She quietly stole my heart

Xiao Rou

You know how much I love you

I'm going to take you to the sky

Behold how beautiful the stars are

Pick one off and give it to you

”

Unexpectedly, before my soulful singing was finished, Xiaorou waved her hand angrily and said, "Get out, don't give me this set, I won't eat this at all!" ”

Oh, don't eat this, that's good, watch me change again!

"Xiaorou Xiaorou, I'm willing to wait for you......"

"Dongfang Dongfang, me out......"

"Little Rou'er, open the door of your heart......"

"Oriental Bunny, your grandma......"

"Reserved enough! I like it! ”

"Shameless! I'm annoyed! ”

Ah, this is not the ending I want, this is not the story in my heart.