The little ghost and I sat on the sofa of this family, out of breath, and after some tossing before, we said that we two old men couldn't bear it.

The little ghost was panting and drinking the water from the teacup in one gulp, and my colleague said to me, "Fuck, I don't think I had to go to bed with seven women in one night with all that effort." ”

Little ghost, I don't know if he's telling the truth or talking about cows, anyway, it doesn't matter at all.

At this time, he put the glass heavily on the coffee table.

I looked at the cup on it, frowned and asked, "Dude, do you remember what Li Wenbo said when we came?" ”

The little ghost replied: "I didn't say anything, I remember that Wenbo seems to have an urgent matter in the company, so he took the first step." ”

I shook my head and said, "No, that's not what I'm asking, there's the next one!" ”

The little ghost patted his head and thought for a moment, and continued: "Then he said that he could let the two of us investigate automatically in this room, and then the other party left, and didn't say anything more." ”

At this time, I touched the teacup on the coffee table and reminded the other party: "You always seem to be unable to remember the key words, I remember Wenbo told us that because we were in a hurry, we didn't have time to prepare tea for us, you remember!" ”

The little ghost nodded at first, admitting that he remembered such a paragraph, but soon his face turned pale and he looked down at the empty cups on the coffee table.

After about 30 seconds like this, the little ghost suddenly jumped up and shouted: "Damn, how did you do it, if Wenbo didn't prepare a teacup for us at all, then what the hell is going on with this cup of tea!" ”

When the little ghost head said this, he immediately felt a stomachache, I immediately put the little ghost head on the sofa, let the other party lie down, I touched the other party's forehead, and found that the other party's physical condition was not ideal.

Next, I pressed the little ghost's stomach and tried to make him vomit.

It didn't work at all at first, the little ghost had a headache and was sweating profusely, rolling around on the sofa, and in a hurry, I could only shout: "Dude, I'm sorry!" ”

After reading these words, he went up and hit the little devil's stomach hard, and the punch almost broke the opponent's bones.

At the same time, the little ghost immediately lay on the ground, constantly spitting things out, and at this moment seeing how disgusting and disgusting it was to see the other party spitting out.

Eighty percent of the other party ate sandwiches in the morning, and some of the undigested rotten vegetable leaves in it were all vomited on the floor, but in the middle of these rotten vegetable leaves, there were still many maggots crawling.

I couldn't stand the smell anymore, so I quickly stood next to me and shouted, "Damn, you guy can even eat maggot sandwiches, how poor are you!" ”

The little ghost, although he kept vomiting, but now his face is obvious, and he is much better, and it is very uncomfortable to look at the other party, but all the toxins in the body have been discharged.

After five minutes, the little ghost picked up the handkerchief, wiped his mouth, and said, "Eat a fart sandwich, I have breakfast left over from your house this morning, you poor fellow, bring me two cups of mung bean porridge!" ”

When the other party said this, I remembered that this little ghost has been staying at my house and not leaving, and breakfast is provided by my family.

But I really didn't prepare any sandwiches for each other in the morning, and I ate at my house last night, so it is impossible to push it any further.

After all, the human stomach can digest all the food in 24 hours, and if you reason further, no matter what you eat, it will have already been excreted by now.

In this way, the maggots on the ground are not something to be eaten at all, but something in the teacup.

After the little ghost just vomited, he suddenly shouted that his stomach hurt, and at this time, no one on the other side was in as strong pain as before, but he still walked very hard step by step by holding on to the side of the sofa.

Seeing this meeting, I felt that the two of us really couldn't investigate, so we could only go home first.

As we reached the gate, I saw the gate being pushed open from the outside before our hands could touch it.

After pushing it away, a woman walked in.

When the woman saw us, she was stunned for a moment, and then immediately said, "Oh, two gentlemen are coming to my house again, and my husband didn't tell me, I'm sorry!" ”

The moment I saw the woman, I didn't react, I only said: "Oh, it's my sister-in-law, it's okay if my eldest brother has something today, let's investigate in the room privately and it's okay!" ”

After I finished speaking, I wanted to say a few words to the woman in front of me, but the little ghost next to me covered his stomach, patted me on the shoulder, and whispered: "I said that your brain is in the worm?" This woman is called Narcissus, and don't forget, there was a Narcissus before, and she was still in the bathroom! ”

Little ghost, my eyes are wide open, there has been a narcissus before, and he is cleaning up the bathroom in public.

And now, somehow, there is another narcissus?

The bathroom and the door are suitable for loud connections, and I have been in Dacheng all the time during this time, and no one else has passed by at all.

Are there any demons and monsters?

looked up and down, and found that the narcissus in front of him was also the appearance of having just gotten off work, and he was dressed up, and he was exactly the same person as the narcissus who went to the bathroom before.

Which is true? Which one is fake?

I was surprised, ran to the bathroom, and opened the bathroom door in an instant, and at this moment, something even more surprising happened.

The narcissus in the bathroom is still there.

And the narcissus who walked into the hall was still facing me, that is, two narcissus appeared in the same place at the same time.

Strangely, Narcissus in the hall glanced at the bathroom as if he hadn't seen anything, and said, "Why are the two gentlemen blocked in the bathroom?" ”

At the same time, the narcissus in the bathroom also said to me with a confused face: "The bathroom will be ready for use soon, please wait a moment!" ”

It's interesting, it's so interesting.

These two people don't see each other at all, and only the two of us see two different narcissus.

When I was trying to figure out how to distinguish the real from the fake, I saw a woman suddenly come in behind the woman in the hall.

This woman is also dressed exactly like the previous two, but she is still a narcissus.

The little ghost head next to me was stunned and said, "Dude, let's still distinguish between the real and the fake!" ”

Identifying a fart, I rushed out of the door and ran away.