Chapter 667: Early Morning Fun Story
As soon as the Skeleton General left, the Sleeping God appeared in front of me, "Lord Hades, who did you just talk to?" ”
As soon as I saw that it was sleep, I immediately shook my head and pretended to be stupid and exclaimed, "Hehe, what nonsense are you talking about, who am I talking to?" ”
The sleeping god looked at me disdainfully, "I heard the sound here just now, and I heard the sound from far away, so I came, but now I don't see anyone, you still lie to me!" I shrugged my shoulders again and said, "Not really, you're wrong!" ”
"Hehe, it turns out that Lord Hades doesn't trust me so much!" The sleeping god suddenly pursed his lips and looked dissatisfied. ()
"It's not that I don't believe you, it's really not, what, I'm going back to the human world, you hurry up, the other continents should find out quickly!" I waved my hand at the god of sleep and hurried out of the underworld. After recovering my memory, I don't know how to deal with the god of sleep, this woman does have a leg with me, and she is my lover, since the creation of the underworld, she has been my underground lover by my side, and in addition to death, there are only three giants who know about it, and even the generals don't know about it.
Now that I see her again, I remember the current situation, now that I have a wife, how can I have a leg with her, so I have to avoid her. When I got back to the human world, it was almost night, I teleported back home, and I saw that several women were already asleep on the sofa, and I remembered that when I left this morning, I didn't tell them where I had been, and now that I had left like this, they had been worried all night, and then I fell asleep on the sofa.
I moved my feet slightly, ready to pick them up, but at this moment, Xiao Ran and the others woke up. When a few women saw that it was me, they immediately rushed over and grabbed me and asked, "Second brother, where have you been, you won't go home for a day!" ”
I looked at their anxious appearances, and hurriedly touched their heads and said, "I'm sorry, when everyone is worried, I went to Japan today to kill the birdmen who threatened the No. 1 leader, and our Huaxia is too peaceful now!" ”
When everyone heard that I was going to kill the birdman for the sake of the number one chief, they breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Oh, that's right, then you're okay!" ”
I hurriedly showed my muscles and laughed at them, "Ladies and gentlemen, look at my muscles, like there's something wrong, you can snap tonight!" The women who made me blush suddenly, and even Ling'er stomped her feet shyly and said, "Big brother is talking nonsense, people want to sleep with you tonight, you are not allowed to mess around!" ”
She made everyone laugh like this, especially Lulu also half-jokingly said, "Second brother, our sister is also in heat, we have to find a mother-in-law, sleep with us for a long time, then I can't stand it!" ”
Ling'er was amused by Lulu's words and blushed to the root of her ears, she chased after Lulu and knocked her uneasily, "Sister Lulu, you are necrotic, how can I be in estrus, I think you are a wave, today I still complain that I haven't been with my eldest brother for a long time, and I still want it!" ”
As soon as she said this, Lulu was also embarrassed, she pinched Ling'er's little nose and said coquettishly, "Hmph, you Nizi is talking nonsense, see if I don't spank your ass!" The two women immediately laughed and chased after each other in the house. ()
I saw them fighting, and hurriedly said to Ling'er, "Ahem, cough, Ling'er went back to sleep in the room tonight, so adults went to sleep by themselves, let's go upstairs to rest, Ling'er will help make breakfast tomorrow morning, big brother likes to eat your porridge, it's very fragrant!" ”
Ling'er ran to me reluctantly with red cheeks and shouted, "No, I'm used to sleeping with you, so I don't want to sleep by myself!" ”
And Zixi also waved her hand with a giggle, "Nizi, don't disturb your eldest brother tonight, you didn't look at him like that, you want to eat people!" ”
"That's it, after you hear it, let's go rest first!" I didn't say much, and quickly pulled a few women back into the room, only to hear Ling'er hiding behind her feet and sneering, "Big brother, you are dead, you actually abandoned me, I ignore you!" ”
Of course, I know that she is not angry, but just whining. And I can't help it, I haven't comforted you for a long time, if there is Ling'er all day long, of course there is no chance. As soon as they returned to the room, Zixi and the others couldn't wait, Xiao Ran's belly was getting bigger and bigger, and they had no choice but to take pictures of us on the side, saying that it was a souvenir left by their youth.
The madness of the night also satisfied several women, but I was tired enough, maybe the old gun had not fired bullets for a long time, it was rusty, and they almost lost their armor. As soon as I woke up the next morning, I saw three women cleaning up the mess from last night, and I saw that Xiao Ran was not there, so I asked, "Hey, what's the matter, where did Xiao Ran go?" ”
Lulu grabbed the ball of tissues I threw on the ground, put on a disgusting look, glanced at me and said, "Of course I helped Ling'er make breakfast for you, second brother, you are so disgusting, you can see for yourself, it is dirty!" ”
When I saw her like this, I knew that this girl was a cleanliness addict, and I couldn't help but laugh and said, "Dead girl, you were the craziest last night, okay, this is what you helped me wipe it, but now I say it's dirty, I won't give you the first shot next time!" ”
My words made Weiwei and Zixi overjoyed, and the two of them came to me like kittens and shouted, "Okay, okay, we don't dislike it, give us the first shot next time!" I smiled and nodded, "No problem, next time this king will be there first!" ”
Lulu saw that she had fallen out of favor, and immediately climbed onto the bed with a small mouth, she leaned her head under me and said coquettishly, "Second brother, people are joking, I'm really not disgusting, I just wanted to be coquettish to you just now, and people want your first shot!" ”
"Haha! Sister Lulu is so coquettish! Wei Wei giggled on the side, and Zixi also explained, "Of course, since Lulu returned to our family, she has done everything she can to the second brother, Weiwei, you have to study hard, your skills need to be improved!" ”
"Ahh People, people are not used to playing so open! Lulu said shyly, but Lulu was evaluated by the two of them, and rushed towards them with a red face angrily, "You two Nizi can do it, say I scratched, I don't know how to sleep last night, Weiwei, you still let the second brother pick you up to watch the moon, Zixi, you also let the second brother accompany you to watch the movie in your hometown, I can't play this kind of thing!" ”
"Who, who said it, I don't!" As soon as Zixi was exposed, her little face couldn't hold back and said shyly. Seeing that the three of them were talking about interesting things early in the morning, I couldn't stop laughing, it was rare for these girls to be so bad.
"Okay, don't say it, I'll just evaluate, all three of you scratch!" I said triumphantly, but who knew that the three of them suddenly turned dark, threw the ball of tissue in their hands in my face and shouted, "Get out!" ”
With a furious roar, they climbed out of bed and left the room in a rage. Looking at the closed door, I really felt wronged, didn't I follow your words, why did I get angry, women are really fickle.
When they got up, I couldn't stay in bed, so I got up and washed, and then prepared to go down and soothe them. But when I went downstairs, I didn't hear the noisy sound of the past, but the downstairs was very quiet, and I found no one downstairs.
"Zixi! Lulu! Ling'er! Vivi! Xiao Ran! Where are you? I shouted, and then I went to the kitchen, but I searched downstairs, and there was still no one, strange, I didn't talk and laugh just now, why wasn't I there.
Could it be that they want to play hide and seek with me? I had palpitations in my heart, and I could only think like this, so I hurriedly released my meditation consciousness to check the entire house, but when I checked it, I was shocked, damn, there was no one, as if it had disappeared.
, what's going on! I put away my consciousness and became furious, and then I rushed out of the house to look for clues, but they really disappeared as if they had disappeared out of thin air, without a trace, and they really disappeared like that.
Then I took out the phone and called the Bat Guards, but after a long time, no one answered the phone, which made me even more angry, it seems that I have met a master, and I actually solved all the people hidden in the Bat Guards one by one, and took Xiao Ran and them.
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