Chapter 018: Dead Skin
When I got home, it was eight o'clock in the evening, and I was really bad luck today. First, I was blocked in the bathroom by He Jinpeng and his gang, my back was smashed by the door panel, and just now because I saved Su Weiwei, I bruised my left arm and palm.
Zhang Yu and Xiao Yanting were watching TV in the living room, and when they saw me coming back in such an embarrassment, they were both taken aback, and hurriedly asked me what happened?
I said that I went out to dinner with Huang Qiang and a few colleagues, but I unexpectedly ran into He Jinpeng and his group, and was chased and killed by them, but fortunately I ran away.
Zhang Yu's face was ugly when she heard this, and said that this He Jinpeng was really endless, she said to reassure me, and she would find someone to settle He Jinpeng when she turned around.
Xiao Yanting also brought safflower oil and threw it to me at this time, and said angrily: "Wipe it yourself!" ”
I took a shower and changed my clothes, and I also smeared the abrasions with safflower oil, Zhang Yu saw that I was injured in the first two days, and it was due to He Jinpeng's bastard. She was really angry this time, picked up her mobile phone and went back to her room to call, as if she was asking someone she knew to get He Jinpeng and ask He Jinpeng not to disturb me again.
Xiao Yanting stopped watching TV and went back to her room to rest.
I went back to the bedroom and tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, I met He Jinpeng and his group today, although I escaped by luck, but I may not have such good luck next time. So, I couldn't help but envy Xiao Yanting's skills, if I were as powerful as her, they wouldn't have to run at all when they saw He Jinpeng, just roll up their sleeves and cut them.
Thinking like this, I want to learn two tricks more and more, Sister Ting is a master, if she can teach me, it will definitely get twice the result with half the effort.
I'm a bit of a fiery person, and I can't wait to do what I think of, so I can't sleep now, so I got up from the bed with a grunt, and knocked on Xiao Yanting's door with slippers.
Xiao Yanting didn't sleep at this time, she was lying on the bed looking at the ceiling and frowning, because her young master had told her to kill me within a week, but now it was the fourth day, and there was not much time left. But after what happened that night, she really didn't want to kill me, but she couldn't disobey the young master's orders, and she racked her brains for the past two days to think of a way to get the best of both worlds.
At this moment, when she heard Tuk Tuk's knock on the door, she knew that it must be me, because Zhang Yu would call her when he knocked on the door.
So, she turned over directly, her face full of impatience, and she didn't want to deal with me at all.
I knocked on the door outside, found no response inside, and thought to myself, could it be that Sister Ting fell asleep? No way, the lights inside are still on!
So, I kept knocking on the door, tuk-tuk, tuk-tuk......
I was knocking on the door constantly, the door suddenly opened, Xiao Yanting in a pink nightdress appeared at the door with a black face, my raised hand didn't stop in time, and knocked directly on her smooth forehead.
I couldn't help but gasp when I saw this, I slapped this girl's ass last night, and she directly made my wrist bruised and swollen, why did I knock it on her tigress's head again tonight, I'm looking for death?
Xiao Yanting's pretty face was terrifyingly cold at this time, and her phoenix eyes glared at me and said, "You'd better have something, otherwise you'll die." ”
My eyes rolled twice, and I sneered: "What, I can't wipe the safflower oil on the injured part of my back, I want to ask Sister Ting to help me wipe it." ”
"You're dead!"
Xiao Yanting clenched her pink fists and was about to teach me a lesson, so frightened that I hurriedly said, "Wait a minute! ”
Xiao Yanting glared at me angrily: "If you have any last words, say it quickly." ”
I said with a serious face: "Sister Ting, I know that you are very powerful, and I want to learn two tricks from you." ”
Xiao Yanting was stunned: "Do you want to learn martial arts from me?" ”
I nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes." ”
Xiao Yanting was a little surprised, but she didn't want to teach me, so she directly opened her mouth and hit me and said: "Martial arts practice generally starts to work hard when you are a child, you are now in your twenties, and your muscles and bones have grown up." If you miss the best age to learn martial arts, you won't get any results, and I'm not interested in teaching you. ”
I opened my eyes wide: "I'll go, I still call you sister, and we are still in the same boat through thick and thin, you won't help me with this little favor?" ”
Xiao Yanting's answer was very direct: "Go back to your own room and sleep." ”
I was so enraged by her attitude that I thought I had to teach me, so I rolled my eyes twice, and then I smiled at her evilly, "You really don't teach me? ”
Xiao Yanting was slightly stunned when she saw the evil smile on the corner of my mouth, but she was really not afraid of me, she was my boss at work, and she was better than me in life, so she had no reason to be afraid of me, so she pouted and said, "Don't teach!" ”
I said, "Then don't blame me." ”
Xiao Yanting looked at me in astonishment: "Idiot, you still dare to threaten me, tell me what you can threaten me?" ”
I said, "If you don't teach me, don't blame me for giving you tricks." ”
Xiao Yanting seemed to smile: "What kind of trick-or-treating?" ”
I deliberately said: "There are many ways to go, such as sneaking into your room and lying on your fragrant bed to sleep when you are not at home, or licking the quilt you drink from while you are not paying attention!" ”
Xiao Yanting immediately became anxious, and said angrily: "You dare? ”
I grinned and said, "Why don't you dare, and you don't necessarily know if I did." ”
Xiao Yanting felt that pimples were about to pop up all over her body, and said hatefully: "Aren't you afraid that I will beat you?" ”
"Even that doesn't stop me from learning from you," I said, "and if you dare to beat me, I'll have a better way to deal with you." ”
Xiao Yanting looked at me in disbelief: "What is the more powerful way?" ”
I consciously or unintentionally began to glance at Xiao Yanting's wonderful figure in a pink nightdress, my squinting appearance made Xiao Yanting involuntarily take a step back, her eyes were full of vigilance and defense, it seemed that if I dared to make the slightest move, she would beat me all over the ground to find my teeth.
"When you hid in my bed last night, didn't Sister Yu come in and mistakenly think I was in Ziwei?" I smiled evilly and said, "In the future, if I really crape myrtle, then I want to imagine the crape myrtle object in my mind to be you." ”
Xiao Yanting really couldn't help it now, like a cat that had been stepped on by her tail, she screamed angrily: "Idiot, believe it or not, I'll abolish you now, I think you can be bad?" ”
I was still a little scared when I heard her words, this big witch didn't take the usual way to do things, I didn't dare to talk to her anymore, but began to soften my tone, begging: "Sister Ting, in fact, you are so powerful, it's okay to just click on me with two moves." ”
Because my attitude has been corrected a lot, Xiao Yanting's face is a little better, and yes, it is estimated that she herself is afraid that I will really make trouble like I just said, then she will definitely be restless in the future. When you drink water, you can't help but wonder if I've licked it? Lying in bed, I subconsciously wondered if I had slept under her bed? And when I went to bed, I couldn't help but wonder if I had the brain to think about her doing that kind of bad thing?
She squinted her phoenix eyes and pondered for a moment, muttering in her heart: If I don't teach him, maybe this idiot will really do me bad; In fact, it's okay to teach him, and you can even take advantage of teaching him to torture and clean him up, so that he can suffer more, which will relieve my hatred.
I was anxiously waiting for Xiao Yanting to make a decision, and when I saw the corners of her mouth suddenly outline a smile, I began to worry a little, the witch smiled, and the result was worse!
To my surprise, Xiao Yanting actually said: "Idiot, you really missed the right age to practice martial arts, but I can teach you a little bit of fighting skills." ”
I couldn't quite tell the difference between martial arts and fighting, so I asked him if there was a difference?
Xiao Yanting said: "If you practice martial arts, you will have to boil your muscles and bones from an early age, lay a good foundation, and practice inside, and the progress is also very slow; If you want to fight in combat, you can start practicing when you are young, just like being a soldier, as long as you can do it, and you can work hard day and night to train your strength muscles, and then master a little fighting skills, then it is not a problem for one person to fight a few. ”
I asked curiously: "Is it the strength of martial arts, or the strength of fighting?" ”
Xiao Yanting shook her head and said: "There is no accurate answer, it varies from person to person, but few people who practice martial arts can endure loneliness, but it is faster to practice fighting and achieve results." ”
I was eager to try: "Sister Ting, teach me quickly." ”
Xiao Yanting raised her foot angrily and kicked me, and said angrily: "Idiot, teach your head in the middle of the night, hurry back to sleep, get up early tomorrow to train, and I'll pour cold water on you if you don't get up when the time comes!" ”
I nodded again and again and said, "Okay, master!" ”
Xiao Yanting was a little unnatural by my master's shout, and said angrily: "I just promised to teach you two tricks, but I didn't promise to accept you as an apprentice, such a big apprentice, are you embarrassed?" ”
I said vigorously: "What's so embarrassing, Yang Guo and my aunt are not about the same age?" ”
Xiao Yanting remembered Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu in the Condor Heroes, it is true that the master and apprentice are about the same age, but she thinks that it is a bit inappropriate for me to use Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu as a metaphor for our relationship, after all, Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu have become husband and wife!