Chapter 2: Immortal Jump
"I'm a dementia."
"Remember, I'm a dementia."
Wang Xiao silently recited twice in his heart, trying to manage his expression.
The man on the ground lay face down and did not move, and it could be judged from the wound in the back of his head that he was very dead.
Wang Xiao lived a peaceful life in his previous life, and he had never experienced anything terrible, and this was the first time he had observed the internal shape of the back of the human head at close range. He suppressed the urge to vomit and put on a hollow look.
"How is good, how is good!" Zhang Heng's tone was extremely fast, "I was bumped into by this kid, if he says it, my good future will be ruined." β
Wang Xiao looked at it with his peripheral vision, and saw the beautiful woman in front of the stairs holding her arms, looking full of charm, but there was a hint of irony in her eyes.
"And how are you going?" She spoke.
As she spoke, her eyes roamed back and forth on Wang Xiao, a smile appeared at the corner of her mouth, and she said, "This is the third young master of the Wang family, he is really handsome." β
Zhang Heng didn't understand, he paced back and forth for two steps, suddenly raised his head, and a few words burst out of his mouth.
"If you don't do it, you won't do it."
Wang Xiao didn't dare to move, and looked with his peripheral vision, only to see Zhang Heng leaning over and picking up the big bloody stone on the ground.
The stone originally seemed to be used to press the sauerkraut in Laotan, but looking at this beautiful woman, it was obvious that she was not good at making sauerkrautβWang Xiao thought to himself.
Zhang Heng's hands trembled a little.
He was just a noble scholar, and he had never done such a rough job as killing people in his life.
It was an accident to kill Luo Yuan just now, but it is another thing to kill this dementia child this time, Zhang Heng is inevitably a little stage frightened, but thinking of his future in Mianxiu, he gritted his teeth and raised the big stone in his hand.
Suddenly, Wang Xiao squatted down.
"Hey, Douhua."
Zhang Heng looked down, only to see this young man turned his head to look at him, and said with a smirk-
"Brother, it's bean curd, can you hold a bowl?"
Zhang Heng was stunned, and said in his heart, where did the bean flower come from?
He looked along Wang Xiao's fingertips, but only saw the back of Luo Yuan's head.
"Shh Seeing Wang Xiao put his finger on his mouth, he lowered his voice and said, "Don't tell others, Sister Ying'er won't let me eat outside." β
"Vomit ......"
Zhang Heng really felt that this dementia was too disgusting, he gritted his teeth again, and the big stone in his hand couldn't be waved after all.
His gaze turned around, and after a long time, he still put down the stone in his hand, paced back and forth two more steps, and suddenly picked up Wang Xiao.
"Say, what's going on here?"
"Boil the bean curd and eat it." Wang smiled.
Zhang Heng said sharply: "Who cooks bean curd?" β
Wang Xiao was a little confused, like a child at a loss.
"Say, who cooked the bean curd?" Zhang Heng asked again.
Wang Xiao thought quickly in his mind, he opened his mouth, and wanted to say "I cooked the bean curd", but the next moment, he forcibly stopped the conversation.
The young man in front of him with a cruel expression was by no means a fool, and once he found that he could have the logic of normal dialogue, he would definitely not show mercy.
So Wang Xiao looked ahead with dull eyes.
"Speak! Who cooks the bean curd? Zhang Heng's expression became more and more serious, and he suddenly raised his hand and slapped Wang Xiao's face.
The white and tender face instantly flushed red.
Wang Xiao quickly closed his eyes, lest Zhang Heng see the anger in his eyes.
You wait for me.
But, in the current situation, just cry out.
It's decided! It should be cried out.
The boy squeezed his eyes hard, but there was not a single tear.
Cry, cry quickly.
"I'm so miserable, I was abandoned since I was a child, I died young, and after I died, I crossed over to a demented child, miserable, miserable...... By the way, speaking of which, this yard is also my family's property, but it's really rich now. β
Can't cry.
Wang Xiao opened a trace of his eyes and looked secretly, only to see the light in Zhang Heng's eyes, observing his expression with great vigilance.
Finished.
The beautiful woman in front of the steps suddenly said, "Henglang, you go quickly, so as not to be seen by others again." β
"So what about here?"
"If anyone asks, the slave family will say: My husband teased the young master of the Wang family, and he accidentally pushed him down on this stone. How is it? β
Zhang Heng pondered for a moment, his eyes lit up, and said, "Okay." β
He lifted his robe, leaned down and turned Luo Yuan over, and put the stone on the wound at the back of his head.
After finishing this film, he suddenly smiled at Wang again and asked, "Who did it?" β
Wang Xiao was still at a loss.
The beautiful woman said, "An idiot, what are you teasing him for?" β
She shook Zhang Heng's hand and said softly, "Be careful on your way." β
Zhang Heng nodded, opened the courtyard door, looked around, and quickly dodged out......
The beauty went over, bolted the door bolt, gently stroked her hair with her hand, turned around and looked at Wang Xiao deeply, and said with a smile: "You are not a dementia." β
Wang Xiao was taken aback.
He turned his eyes to look and saw the woman in front of him with a pair of eyes like deep pools.
With a pair of eyes, he quickly lowered his head and did not speak.
Isn't this woman testing herself?
Yes, he must be testing himself, he was obviously acting like a fool just now-Wang Xiao cheered himself up in his heart.
"The slave's name is Tang Qianqian, Wang Gongzi, you can call me Qian'er."
She stepped forward lightly, stretched out her hand and stroked Wang Xiao's face gently, frowned lightly, and said softly: "Does it hurt?" Look at this pretty face, it's distressing. β
Exhale like an orchid.
Wang Xiao felt his heart pounding, but there was only one thought in his mind - "I'm still a child." β
"Don't pretend to be the prince, when you come in and see people for the first time, the slave family knows that you are not an idiot." Tang Qianqian said leisurely: "When you look at the slave family, you hide guard in your eyes, how can you be an idiot." Are you afraid that the slave family will eat you? β
Wang Xiao grinned "hehe" and smirked twice, "You don't give me bean curd to eat......
Tang Qianqian covered her mouth and chuckled, her eyes crooked.
"Why, if the slave family really goes to serve a bowl of bean curd, will the prince dare to eat it?"
Ha? This woman is afraid that this woman will really do this kind of thing - Wang Xiao found that she really encountered hard stubble.
"Come, the slave family will rub some medicine for you." Tang Qianqian took Wang Xiao's hand and pulled him into the house.
There are not many objects in the room, there are some books on the table, there is a faint fragrance of fat and rouge, but the most conspicuous thing when entering the door is a large bed with elegant curtains.
Wang Xiao was pressed on the bed, and he found that this woman looked soft and weak, but her strength was great.
Obviously, he can't beat her.
He was a little nervous, and he didn't know what medicine this woman was going to put on him.
In fact, his face doesn't hurt much now, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't apply medicine - he hesitated to tell Tang Qianqian, and he was worried that the other party was cheating on himself.
Tang Qianqian's hand stroked Wang Xiao's face back and forth, and the waves in her eyes flowed.
The next moment, she pressed on Wang Xiao......
Wang Xiao was startled, and subconsciously shouted: "Don't do this." β
Tang Qianqian didn't let go, the smile in her eyes was even worse, and she asked softly: "Wang Gongzi admits that he is not demented?" β
Wang Xiao secretly regretted it, and said in his heart, it was better for her to let that go.
"Don't worry, the slave family won't kill you." Tang Qianqian said: "Your second brother is a powerful one, killing you will not be good for the slave family." β
Hearing this, Wang Xiao didn't know whether to breathe a sigh of relief or be more afraid.
"Actually, I ...... It's always been a bit silly. Wang Xiao had no choice but to say sincerely: "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about today's incident." β
"Really?" Tang Qianqian showed a rather innocent and curious expression, like an ignorant little girl, "But the slave family doesn't believe it." β
"If I say something, I will not say it."
But the slaves still didn't believe it. Why don't you do that? Let Childe become a slave family, you can rest assured if you want to come like this. β
Her hands began to scratch back and forth again......
Thinking that there was still her dead ** house outside the house, Wang Xiao took two deep breaths and squeezed out an innocent expression.
"Miss Tang, don't do this."
"That boy might as well tell the slave family, why do you pretend to be a dementia?" Tang Qianqian said leisurely.
This, where to start - Wang Xiao is a little embarrassed.
"Miss Tang, everyone has secrets, why do you have to force me." He said helplessly.
"Oh?" Tang Qianqian blinked, slowed down her voice and said, "Where is your secret hidden, Prince Wang?" It's better to let the slave's secret be with it...... Will it be a while? β
Wang Xiao: "......"
It was obviously not a car to kindergarten, and he felt a little motion sickness.
"The slave family is not joking." Tang Qianqian's hand touched Wang Xiao's face again: "Look at this face, how many daughters will you have to die in the future?" The slave family really doesn't mind ...... you."
Well, you forced me.
"I'm not demented, but you're not the wife of the deceased either." Wang Xiao had no choice but to bite the bullet.
"Oh?"
"I was surprised by the look on your face at first." Wang smiled: "Look at your bed again, there is only one pillow, and there are only your loafers in front of the bed." Except for a few unopened books in the house, there is no trace of the deceased's life at all. β
"So what?" Tang Qianqian seemed quite interested.
"According to the time when the 'Henglang' came and the time when the deceased returned, you should be - immortal jump."
"What is an Immortal Jump?" Tang Qianqian bit her teeth lightly and asked, "Could it be that it is a move in the boudoir?" β
Wang Xiao was a little speechless, so he had to say: "In the old saying, it's called 'fire hoarding'." β
Tang Qianqian smiled silently.
"Guess right?" Wang Xiao was a little proud.
"Barely ...... In a word. Tang Qianqian smiled again: "That prince refuses to comply, is he afraid that the slave family will 'stab' you?" β
Wang Xiao tried to get up from under her, but struggled but couldn't move, so she had to say helplessly: "If the girl wants money, I can give it to you." β
"Really? The slave family heard that the property of the Wang family is held on the old man and the old second-hand, and then look at the third son, you have no 'other' things on you......"
"I ...... I'll bring it to you next time. β
"Really?" Tang Qianqian's eyes were bright, and she seemed to be very surprised, "Childe is still willing to come to see the slave family?" β
"Definitely, definitely." Wang Xiao hurriedly said.
"But the slaves don't believe it."
Tang Qianqian said, and suddenly ripped off his belt.
Wang Xiao was startled and quickly closed his eyes.
When I opened my eyes again, I saw that Tang Qianqian had taken off the jade pendant on her belt.
This is to be regarded as a token left by the child. If you don't come in the future, the slave family will sue the king. Tang Qianqian said: "So I said yes...... You've enlarged someone's belly. β
Wang Xiao was quite speechless, and he didn't know whether the jade pendant was good or bad, and he didn't have any other ideas for a while.
saw Tang Qianqian stand up, put away the jade pendant, opened the door and shouted: "Flower branches." β
After a while, a rather ugly-looking girl ran out of nowhere.
The ugly girl named Huazhi entered the house, and just happened to see Wang Xiao getting up from the bed and tying her belt.
The two glanced at each other, and Hua Zhi turned his face away, straightening his expression.
Wang Xiao felt a little innocent.
Tang Qianqian said lightly: "Your master is dead, go to Qingshuifang Yamen to report the case." β
"Yes." Huazhi whispered, turned and ran out.
Tang Qianqian leaned into Wang Xiao's ear and whispered softly: "After a while, the people from the Yamen will come, and they have to make up a set of rhetoric, so that they don't know the secret between us......"
She bit the word 'secret' a little hard.
Wang Xiao's ears were a little itchy.
But I heard Tang Qianqian say: "You ...... say this"