The boring life of a dick man
I feel like I've failed in life, I'm 24 years old, I've gone through two reincarnations in the world, and I'm still nothing.
I know, maybe there are many people like me in this world, and I am here to complain about the injustice of fate, which is simply moaning without disease.
From a very young age, I knew that the world was unfair. Why do good-looking people get much more attention than they get ugly? Why can rich people do what rich people do? Why are only the governors allowed to set fires and the people not allowed to light the lamps?
The two most pitiful words in the world may be "fairness".
I did well in elementary school and went to the best middle school in our county. There, I experienced the warmth and coldness of human feelings. Perhaps because of the poverty of the family, these children did not want to be friends with me at all. It was also at that time that I realized that poverty can really make a person lose hope in life.
After junior high school, I didn't perform well in exams and went straight to a second-rate high school, where my situation was not a little better. When I was in high school, I had very few friends, and there was no one I could talk to. When it was time to graduate, I once again failed to perform well and was admitted to the Normal University.
After graduating from the Normal University, I was assigned to a third-rate school as a teacher. My third-rate school is a mixed nine-year education system of primary and junior high school, and I teach junior high school. In it, I was a subject teacher who taught history, as people often say, the old immortal.
I was very angry about this. But there is no way, who told me that I didn't study well when I was young and was admitted to a normal university.
When I first came to this school, I thought I was the youngest in the school. However, I was impressed by the fact that I was wrong, and there was a girl who was two months younger than me.
Her name is Zhao Huanhuan, and she also graduated from Normal University, but unlike me, she graduated from a famous Normal University, while I only graduated from a famous Normal University. When compared to these two, I look dwarfed.
After coming to this school for more than five months, I realized what the students in the third-rate schools are like, and their performance in class is simply refreshing my inner worldview. Don't you believe it? Let's get to know the students in my class.
Jingle Bell ......
The hoarse sound of the school bell woke up countless sleeping souls, the students began to pack their school bags, and some people were wiping saliva from their desks, in short, the classroom was a busy scene. It seems that my history class did not arouse their interest at all, but talked about their drowsiness.
That's why I say that history class is the doctrine of "old immortality".
Because, today's students, living in fine clothes and food, using smart phones, are full of good smells, who cares about who fought with whom in history?
What happened in history is too far away from the current life, people just a few decades, as long as they live their lives well, who cares about the things in history?
Not to mention that these students are reluctant to take history lessons, even I, the history teacher, are not willing to take history lessons. Seriously, I feel a little out of place in the current society. Who else in this society can fight on horseback? Who will talk about what to cook wine and talk about heroes, this is all outdated stuff.
In fact, it was not only the students who were tired, but I was also so tired that I sang a one-man show for a long time with a dry mouth, and I don't know how many people listened to it, anyway, they all expected me to mark out the content to be memorized a few days before the exam.
By the way, after saying so much, I almost forgot to introduce my name, my name is Yin Menglong, nicknamed "Yin Daring". The 24-year-old came to the school five months ago to become an "honorable" history teacher...... Of course...... Hehe, not married yet. If there is a girl who likes me, please add it on WeChat, and let's have a good chat about the topic of life in the evening......
Off topic!
Although I don't have a marriage match, I already have a favorite girl in my heart, so I say ...... Hehe, what I just said doesn't count at all.
The girl in my heart, you can't know, it's a secret, to be honest, I'm in the process of brewing now, and when my courage reaches its peak, I'll confess to her in the near future, provided that he hasn't been taken away by then......
"That's all for today's class, ...... after class" I'm really tired, I have insisted on the podium from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period to the Three Kingdoms, and my two legs are really untenable.
"Wait a minute, teacher, I have a question, I want to ......"
Oh my God, have you finally opened your eyes? This is the first student in my five months of teaching who is willing to ask questions after my class. I was so excited that I couldn't stand anymore, my eyes were full of anticipation, and I almost burst into tears. If it weren't for so many students here, I would have rushed over and knelt down in front of her legs and said, "Grandma, you can ask a question, open your mouth and ask." ”
Hey, there's no way, don't laugh at me, it's pitiful enough for the teacher to do this, who called me a lonely history teacher!
"Zhang Xinxin, if you have any questions, just ask, the teacher must know everything, this is my responsibility and obligation as a teacher."
"Ah, teacher, is your saliva coming out? Oh......"
"Oh my God, really, are you hungry, teacher?"
When I heard these words, I realized that I was too excited just now, and when I saw a student asking a question, I immediately drooled with excitement. I wiped my saliva away in a panic and said, "No, it's ...... You're wrong. Zhang Xinxin, you say, teacher, listen. ”
It's a gaffe, it's a shame. If other teachers saw it, they wouldn't necessarily laugh at me.
"Teacher, when you were lecturing just now, what did you say Zhou Yu read before he was angry with Zhuge Liang...... What does it mean to be called Ji Shengyu and He Shengliang? I want to know. ”
Oh my God, don't you watch TV? Don't you look at your phone? Is it true that the smartphone you use is just for watching TV dramas, comics, and playing games? Such a simple question is known to anyone with a little historical knowledge.
Although I thought so, as a qualified history teacher, I still patiently said: "What is this question...... I just wanted to explain, and I happened to see the class leader Zhang Huaishan walking by me. I grabbed him and blinded him. I smiled and pushed him straight to the podium.
Since you're the class president, you probably know a little more than the students. If you can tell them about it, it will also build up prestige in the minds of the students in disguise.
Zhang Huaishan didn't know why, and looked at me innocently: "Teacher, I'm going to go to the toilet, the faucet is almost closed, what are you going to do?" ”
"Hehe, you're going to the toilet, and the teacher will accompany you...... No, I mean, you wait a minute. Did you hear what Zhang Xinxin said just now? ”
"I heard it, it's so uncomfortable, I'm going to the toilet." Zhang Huaishan seems to be really about to lose his breath.
"Don't keep thinking about the toilet, wait for the teacher to be with you...... This is like this, you are the squad leader, you should be able to understand what Zhang Xinxin's question means, right? ”