Chapter 194: Nephew and Son-in-law
The biggest difference between the love of men and women and the love of brothers is that in the love of brothers, there is nowhere to put those sweet and fleshy pretentiousness.
Brothers are brothers, don't do anything resentful and affectionate, Gu Qing can't digest it.
It's a pity that the brotherly relationship between Gu Qing and Zhang Huaijin seems to have deteriorated, this girl's eyes looking at Gu Qing now are definitely not the eyes that brothers should have, if everyone has had the Taoyuan ceremony, Zhang Huaijin's ill-intentioned eyes towards his brothers will definitely be inserted into three knives and six holes.
"Third brother, let me tell you the story of Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan's rebellion." After Gu Qing groaned, he decided to tell some far-reaching stories, and used the way of pointing at Sang and scolding Huai to listen to the sound of the brothers.
"Who is Liu Guanzhang?"
"Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, referred to as Liu Guan Zhang, Taoyuan Jieyi said that the three of them worshiped as brothers with different surnames in a peach forest, and the third brother has not read the Three Kingdoms?" Gu Qing was hesitating whether to despise her.
Zhang Huaijin was stunned and said: "I have read Chen Shou's "Three Kingdoms", but it does not say that Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei worship brothers, and Liu Bei is a king, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are tiger ministers under his command, how can a monarch worship a brother?" It must be Brother Gu, you made it up. β
Gu Qing was stunned for a long time, he was recalling the relationship between "Three Kingdoms" and "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and then Gu Qing immediately reacted, I am just telling a story, why do I want to rise to academic height? Anyway, no one has heard of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" in this era, and they can make it up as they want, if they are happy, no one dares to say anything about Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu who fall in love and kill each other and can't be together because of secular prejudices, because the intellectual property rights are in their own hands.
"Do you want to hear the story? If you want to, shut up and listen to my second brother. Gu Qing said with a cold face, his expression was very authoritative.
Zhang Huaijin nodded hurriedly, and honestly moved a small stool to sit in front of him, holding his cheeks with his hands and looking like a good baby, at this angle, this picture, Gu Qing suddenly felt like a father again.
"Listen carefully, let's see what a true brother is......" Gu Qing recalled for a moment, and said slowly with a serious expression: "Speaking of the general trend of the world, it will be together for a long time, and it will be divided for a long time." At the end of the week, the Seven Kingdoms were divided and merged into the Qin, and after the destruction of the Qin, the Chu and Han were divided and merged into the Han ......"
At just the beginning, Zhang Huaijin's eyes lit up, and he muttered: "'The general trend of the world, it will be together for a long time, and it will be divided for a long time', this sentence is wonderful!" is worthy of being the second brother, and he really knows the unparalleled! β
Silly and stupid are just Zhang Huaijin's character, but after all, she is from the prime minister's family, and there is no shortage of knowledge, not only is the writing better than Gu Qing's, but she has also read a lot of subsets of scriptures and histories, Gu Qing's story only said two sentences, and she immediately realized the extraordinaryness of this story.
"Second brother, wait!" Zhang Huaijin interrupted him and said hurriedly: "I'll go get a pen and paper, the second brother is here, don't move." β
After speaking, Zhang Huaijin ran out in a hurry.
Gu Qing smacked his lips, feeling that something seemed wrong with Zhang Huaijin's last sentence......
Soon, Zhang Huaijin took a pen and paper, and ordered someone to set a low table in front of Gu Qing's bed, Zhang Huaijin sat cross-legged on the ground, took a pen and paper and wrote down the sentence "It will be together for a long time", and then looked at Gu Qing with a pen, and said, "Second brother can continue to speak." β
Gu Qing was a little flattered, pointed to the pen and paper in front of him, and said, "This posture...... Right? β
Zhang Huaijin smiled sweetly at him and said: "The talent of the second brother is unparalleled in the world, whether it is poetry, articles, or even the stories you tell, they are all deafening masterpieces. β
Gu Qing pointed at her and smiled reservedly: "Don't engage in a blind personality cult, you can't do it." β
Then Gu Qing then began to tell the story, from the chaos of the ten permanent servants in the court in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, to the rebellion of the folk yellow turban thieves, from the Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty to see a big green snake flying down from the palace beam and lying on the chair, to the Nanhua old immortal giving Zhang Jiao "Taiping Technique", the legend of gods and gods is interspersed with historical facts, and the story suddenly becomes full and attractive.
Zhang Huaijin listened and took notes, his eyes widened in surprise, and his nose was closed, obviously nervous and expectant.
Then Gu Qing finally talked about the protagonist of the story, Liu Bei and Guan Yu met in front of the recruitment list, the two came to Zhang Feizhuang, after the three got to know each other, Gu Qing finally talked about the meat, and the three of them were like-minded and decided to tie up in Taoyuan.
Zhang Huaijin was in a stirring mood when he heard this, his hand holding the pen was trembling slightly, Gu Qing's tone was excited, and he said that the three of them prepared livestock sacrifices in the peach forest, burned incense and worshipped.
ββ¦β¦ The three of them swore in front of the statue of Guan Erye: 'Although they have different surnames, since they are brothers, they will work together to save the poor and help the needy, report to the country, and go down to Anlishu'......"
Zhang Huaijin was excited, but suddenly interrupted: "Slow, second brother, who is 'Second Master Guan'?" Why is the tie in front of the statue of Guan Erye? β
Gu Qing had a serious face: "Second Master Guan is the embodiment of loyalty, but if you worship brothers, it will not work without Second Master Guan nodding." β
Zhang Huaijin said unrelentingly: "So, who is Second Master Guan?" Is there such a person in history? β
"He is not a human, he is an immortal, and he is in charge of the business of folk sworn brothers...... You always interject, do you want to listen to the story? β
Zhang Huaijin sighed aggrievedly and continued to write a book.
When Gu Qing finished saying that the three brothers were sworn and then scattered their wealth to recruit troops, and after the manor trained troops and sent troops to Yingchuan to fight against the yellow scarf, Gu Qing slapped the table and shouted: "I want to know what will happen next, and listen to the next decomposition!" β
Zhang Huaijin wrote down one by one, and begged unsatisfactorily: "Why is Brother Gu so short?" Let's talk about a few more chapters......"
Gu Qing shook his head, in fact, his purpose in telling the story of the Three Kingdoms was to talk about the brotherly feelings of Taoyuan, so that Zhang Huaijin's soul would be baptized, and he would strangle the bad thoughts that he should not have for his brother in the cradle.
As for the rest, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is so long, Gu Qing is impatient to talk about it again.
"After listening to the story, tell me what you think, what did you learn from the story of Taoyuan's righteousness?" Gu Qing was kind and seductive.
Zhang Huaijin was stunned, pondered for a long time, and said cautiously: "Report to the country, go down to An Lishu?" β
Gu Qing shook his head and sighed, the story was told in vain.
"Do you not scatter? Brothers, brothers, how pure the brotherly feelings of Liu Guan and Zhang are, imagine if Zhang Fei suddenly had any serious thoughts about Guan Yu, and then pestered and harassed Guan Yu every day, and the domineering third brother fell in love with the beautiful bearded man, can you still watch this story? β
Zhang Huaijin looked at him with a cute face, then sneered, and his pretty face suddenly turned red for some reason.
"Actually, actually...... It's kind of interesting, hee-hee. β
Gu Qing was stunned, the Tang version of the rotten girl, the third brother is so deeply hidden!
"Is the second brother telling this story to warn you?" Zhang Huaijin stared at Gu Qing's eyes and said.
Gu Qing was surprised: "Why do you say this? β
"Your feelings for your eldest brother are not pure......" Zhang Huaijin pouted aggrievedly, and his eyes suddenly stuck to Gu Qing like a ball of hot magma: "So my feelings for you are not pure, and I also learned from you." β
Gu Qing was taken aback, and then extremely embarrassed.
It's amazing, she was actually countered by her, why doesn't this girl look so stupid at the moment?
"Break up, break up!" Gu Qing waved his hand: "I declare that our three brothers will break up from now on." β
The relationship between the three brothers was messed up, and Gu Qing had a headache when he thought about it, so he simply disbanded on the spot.
Zhang Huaijin was not sad but happy, and said with a grin: "It's okay to break up, anyway, it's not right, outsiders sound awkward, Sister A and I are women, you are men, two women and one man, what a simple relationship, much better than brothers." β
Gu Qing said melancholy: "Brothers scattered, how sad, according to the convention, we should have a loose meal to celebrate...... No, how about a memorial? β
Zhang Huaijin smiled happily, and his head flew up: "Okay, good." β
"Go get me two roast leg of lamb." Gu Qing finally got the dagger.
Zhang Huaijin froze for a moment, and then shook his head quickly: "No, you are recuperating from your injuries, you can't get meaty." β
"If I don't get fishy, I'll die, obedient, although I am no longer your second brother, at least it is still your brother Gu, and you have to meet your brother's request."
Zhang Huaijin still shook his head vigorously, and his attitude was very resolute: "The second ancestor Weng said that if he gives you meat again, he will break my legs......"
"You've only lost two legs, I've lost meat."
In order to eat meat, Gu Qing did not hesitate to distort even the three views.
Ren Gu Qing said that Zhang Huaijin did not agree, and Gu Qing finally lost his patience.
It's time for this silly girl to experience the malice of the world.
After brewing silently for a long time, Gu Qing suddenly said softly: "Sister Huaijin, come here, Brother will show you a treasure......
Zhang Huaijin approached stupidly: "What baby?" β
"You come over a little more, this treasure can only be hidden, not public, come over and ......" Gu Qing's voice was so gentle that he pinched out the water.
Zhang Huaijin approached defenselessly, stood in front of Gu Qing's bed, and looked at him curiously.
Gu Qing's anger sank into the dantian, and the turbid qi traveled through the abdominal cavity for half a week, and after brewing hard, he finally found a chrysanthemum-shaped exit and rushed out silently.
Then Gu Qing pulled Zhang Huaijin's arm violently, and pushed her hard to himself, and at the same time quickly lifted the quilt on his body with the other hand, and when Zhang Huaijin fell on him unexpectedly, Gu Qing covered her with the quilt again, and her whole head was suddenly stuffed in the quilt, Gu Qing ignored her screams and struggles, and clamped her head in the quilt to death, Zhang Huaijin was shocked and angry, and struggled to dig her feet.
Gu Qing held the quilt and didn't let go, looking up to the sky and laughing.
"It stinks! It stinks! Gu Qing, let go! Zhang Huaijinmeng screamed angrily in the quilt.
After Zhang Huaijin had completely inhaled the turbid breath in the quilt, Gu Qing laughed and let go of her.
Zhang Huaijin was so angry that he was about to explode, and the whole person hadn't come back to his senses, but he didn't expect that as soon as the brothers broke up, Brother Gu turned his face and didn't recognize anyone, and he actually treated her like this.
"You, you, you ......" Zhang Huaijin pointed at him with anger.
"Go get a leg of lamb, or there's a next one waiting for you......"
Zhang Huaijin was so angry that he turned around and ran out of the door.
Gu Qing snorted and shouted at her back, "Hey, can't you afford to play?" Can't afford to play? β
Scratching his head, Gu Qing was a little puzzled, was he so angry? In my previous life, I was in the same dormitory as my brothers when I was studying and boarding, and I didn't know how many things I had done to smell farts, and I didn't see any of my brothers turn their faces.
The thousand-year-old generation gap is indeed not so easy to erase.
was hesitating to apologize to Zhang Huaijin, outside the door, Zhang Huaijin staggered back and stood at the door and glared at him angrily.
Gu Qing was overjoyed: "Roast leg of lamb ......"
Zhang Huaijin ignored him, rushed into the house and picked up a few pages of paper on the Romance of the Three Kingdoms just recorded, then turned around and continued to pedal and ran out, and threw a shocking "hum" when he ran out of the door.
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After three or five days in Zhang Jiuzhang's mansion, Gu Qing's wound was closed, and a long scab formed on his back.
Gu Qing's life has been very painful in the past few days, he hasn't eaten meat for a few days, with Gu Qing's meatless and unhappy temperament, he feels that his endurance has reached the limit after a few days.
Zhang Huaijin was very obedient, and sure enough, he didn't give him any meat to eat, even if Gu Qing apologized to her later, she also forgave Gu Qing, but still insisted on not giving him meat.
Zhang Jiuzhang still came to see him every day, and every time he saw Zhang Huaijin taking care of Gu Qing carefully, Zhang Jiuzhang looked like he was relieved and smiled, with a kind face.
On this day, Zhang Jiuzhang dispersed the court meeting and went home, and went straight into the house where Gu Qing was recuperating from his injuries.
After sending Zhang Huaijin out, Zhang Jiuzhang sat down in front of Gu Qing's bed and smiled gently: "Is the injury better today?" β
Gu Qing said with a smile: "Second Uncle Lao bothered, his injury is much better, and he should be able to walk on the ground in a few days." β
Zhang Jiuzhang said: "You are not lightly injured, when you take more time, Li Guangbi of Zuo Wei has already taken leave for you, and he will personally help you deal with Changshi's errand." β
Gu Qing hesitated for a moment and said, "Second uncle, you see that your nephew's injury is almost healed, can you let me go back to my own house to raise it?" After all these days, no one will take revenge on me, right? β
Zhang Jiuzhang said with a smile: "The old man was about to tell you about this, King Ji was demoted to a commoner, this morning he packed up his soft and set off to leave Chang'an, exiled to Jiangzhou, His Majesty's will is strict, presumably he doesn't have the courage to retaliate against you again, from today on, you are safe in Chang'an City." β
Gu Qingxi said: "So it's ......"
"In this way, you have to recuperate in the old man's mansion for a few more days, and then go back to your own mansion when your injuries are healed." Zhang Jiuzhang said leisurely.
"Why?"
"Because you are beautiful in the forest, do you know how many powerful courtiers and scholars in Chang'an City are staring at you now? A six-grade long history, today's princes have been deposed because of you and the prince has been demoted to the common people, you are too public, if you go home at this time, I don't know how many powerful courtiers will come to visit you, their visits are not necessarily goodwill, maybe there will be provocations, you are in the Honglu Temple Qing's house to recuperate, the old man does not have to give face to others, all will block people, if you go home, with your official rank, if you block the drive, I don't know how many people will be offended, do you understand the meaning of the old man? β
Gu Qing nodded silently: "Understood." β
Immediately, Gu Qing said again: "But I can't live in the second uncle's mansion for the rest of my life, right?" I'm going to have to deal with those people after all. β
Zhang Jiuzhang's eyes were full of smiles: "Why not live in the old man's mansion for the rest of your life?" If you want, you can change your identity and live in the old man's house, and the old man will take care of your food and drink for the rest of your life, how about it? β
Gu Qing was stunned: "Change your identity?" What identity? β
Zhang Jiuzhang rolled his eyes and said: "You are the old man's old friend, but as long as you are willing, you can become the old man's veritable family, the old man thinks that the identity of 'nephew and son-in-law' is very good." β
Gu Qing was taken aback, and then laughed dryly: "Second uncle, don't make ...... trouble"
Zhang Jiuzhang's expression suddenly became serious: "The old man didn't mess with you, although the child in Huaijin is a little naΓ―ve and unsophisticated, but his heart is still kind, you are recuperating these days, the old man is a bystander, you get along with her very well, since you are in love, why can't you be a good friend of Qin Jin?" β
Gu Qing was stunned: "Second uncle, which eye did you see that Huaijin and I were 'in love'?" β
Zhang Jiuzhang was also stunned: "You have fought more than once, aren't you in love?" β
Gu Qing continued to be stunned: "What do you mean by 'fighting and making trouble'?" She's really beating me hard, a woman with good limbs bullying me, a disabled person, what does it have to do with 'love and affection'? β
Zhang Jiuzhang's tiger body was shocked: "Is she really fighting?" Good...... What a big dog guts, she's going to turn the sky upside down! β
Gu Qing hurriedly said: "Second Uncle is angry, it's my fault first, don't blame Sister Huaijin." β
"What's wrong with you?"
"I sniffed her a fart......"
Zhang Jiuzhang: ???
If it is really the twilight of heroes, the days are waning, and the way young people interact with each other is already so strange?
Looking at Gu Qing's appearance, it seems that he has no love for Zhang Huaijin, what Zhang Jiuzhang originally wanted to say is inconvenient to say at the moment, if he says it and is rejected, both parties will be embarrassed, and the relationship between the two children will be even more difficult to get along.
After all, Zhang Jiuzhang is a scheming old fox, this kind of thing can't be rushed, and it is self-defeating if it is urgent, so simply let the two develop naturally, look at the harmonious appearance of the two, if you cultivate some more time of feelings, you should be able to grasp more about family affairs.
Since Gu Qing came to Chang'an, so many things have happened to him, Zhang Jiuzhang has seen it in his eyes from beginning to end, every time Gu Qing encounters something, he can perfectly resolve or fight back, for Gu Qing's heart and ability, Zhang Jiuzhang appreciates it from the bottom of his heart, and is more and more eager to accept Gu Qing as his grandson-in-law, this mood has nothing to do with the old friendship of the Gu family and his wife, but purely because of Gu Qing, a rare person.
"Take care of your injuries in the house, Chen Xiang issued a proclamation this morning, Your Majesty and the noble concubine Niangniang will leave Beijing in ten days and go to Lishan Huaqing Palace to patrol the fortunate, ten days later, your injury is almost recovered, Your Majesty also gave Zuo Wei a separate decree, naming you to accompany the ......"
Gu Qing said blankly: "Me? Why do you name me alone? β
Zhang Jiuzhang said with a smile: "It is said that the concubine begged, and Your Majesty readily agreed, perhaps in the matter of King Ji, Your Majesty thinks that you still know the general situation, and did not take the initiative to smear the reputation of the Heavenly Family, so ordering you to drive with you is a reward for you." β