243. Why is it so hard for me to get married
The sea breeze blew away the night, the aftertaste of human flesh in the square, and the strong smell of wine.
The people with a hangover rubbed their foreheads and got up, they walked out of the room and saw the second master, Zhu Neng, busy with a group of people.
"Xiao Li! Move fast. β
"I'm already fast."
"Little sister! Can you still use the wedding dress you made? Have you had a careful examination? β
"I've seen it more than ten times, and both dresses are complete."
"Chubby! Haven't you woken up yet? Hurry up and move the chairs. β
"Grandma! Is your origami ready? β
"Are the fireworks ready?"
"What about the auditorium?"
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Zhu Neng, the second master, went back and forth, constantly urging everyone. Running from one place to another, and then to the next.
More and more people are joining in the preparations for the wedding, and everyone is busy with smiles on their faces.
It's the boss getting married, and everyone is excited.
The Fish-Man* also got up early.
He wanted to personally participate in the preparation of the wedding, but the second master said that today he was the groom, and it was okay to sit. In this way, it is difficult for him to participate, and he is usually a conductor, and he is also happy to be idle.
It's also a pleasure to watch your subordinates busy with their weddings.
The fish-man drank tea alone, and after a few cups, his head cleared.
The fish-man felt that he was not happy to sit alone and drink tea, so he went out of the house and went to another house to find his bride.
He walked to the house where Bai Lian and the others were being held, and saw Bai Lian throwing a white wedding dress down the second floor.
"Get out! Who said I was going to get married? Bai Lian's face turned crimson and shouted loudly, "If you don't leave, don't blame me for being polite." β
Click! The knife in Bai Lian's hand slashed at the doorpost.
"Madame! You don't cooperate with us and don't wear this wedding dress. We are not going to go. Several women, young and old, knelt down in the hallway, "Anyway, you will be our captain's wife, don't embarrass the little ones." If you don't put it on, we can't pay the difference. β
"Get out!" Bai Lian put a knife on the neck of a young woman, "If you go down, you will see blood." I say go, and you go. β
The fish-man went up to the second floor lightly, stood behind them, and said in a relaxed tone, "Go down!" β
Several people saw the eldest holding the wedding dress that was thrown down by the lady, stood up together, and replied, "Yes!" Top dog. β
A few people went downstairs.
"I have asked my little sister to prepare this dress for many years." The fish-man walked up to the White Lotus, "I've been waiting for the woman who can put it on. This day finally appeared. That person is you. You have to wear it. β
Bai Lian looked at the fishman with an angry face. At this moment, the shadow and Tang Ying in the room appeared, and they stood behind Bai Lian, looking at the fishman holding the wedding costume in his arms.
"Both! I'll have to trouble you. The fishman looked at the shadow and said to Tang Ying, "Help me persuade my lady to put on this dress." β
Tang Ying squeezed out the door and stood in front of the fishman, she looked up at him.
"I said pirate boss. You're in too much of a hurry to get married, aren't you? What kind of character is my sister, can someone like you afford to climb high? I advise you to die of this heart. Be your pirate. β
Tang Ying pointed at the fish man as she spoke, shook her hand, and didn't say any more.
β*οΌβ The shadow said, "You want our goods, and I'll give them to you." Don't be strong. Otherwise, when our people find out about it, your island will not be saved. I can guarantee that. β
"What do I say?" The fish-man said, "You are so naΓ―ve, is this the place where you can come and go whenever you want?" Today, though, we don't care about that. Today, I'm married to a trapeze. β
The fishman didn't say any more, but came up directly and put on the wedding dress for the white lotus.
The knife in Bai Lian's hand stabbed the fishman in the abdomen, but as a result, he found that he had no strength in his hand, as if he was stabbing at a stone, and it was useless at all. Shadow and Tang Ying stepped forward, ready to hit the fishman.
The fishman waved his hand, and the three of them obediently lay on the ground.
"I don't approve of the second child using this method." The fish-man helped Bai Lian put on her wedding clothes, "But today is a big day, since he injected you with a potion, I will also accept this method of disposal." Remember! I'm a pirate, and I can get what I want, including women. β
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The wedding march sounds, and the whole island is filled with colorful flowers.
Dressed in elaborate wedding costumes, the fish-man set off towards the auditorium with brisk steps. He refused to use any means of transport and instead advanced on foot.
A group of people followed him, and there were people on both sides of the road. The person walking side by side with him is the second-in-command Zhu Neng.
The fishman looked at Zhu Neng and felt a little awkward. He is a man with more than ten wives, and his mother even brought him to be the best man, which is a strange thing in the world. But pirates! None of that matters anymore. As long as he can marry a trapeze, the fishman feels that it doesn't matter what he does.
On the other hand, there are really not many people who can pull it out. Although many people have good skills, but living on the ocean all year round, their faces are really sorry for the audience. Relatively speaking, these two masters are okay and can afford to hold up the faΓ§ade.
Zhu Neng is proud to be the best man. Being the best man for the boss is a very face-saving thing. Every night when I get home, he can boast to ten wives that I am the best man of the boss, and I have helped me a lot with his affairs, and I am the real second person on the island.
Zhu Neng is the best man, but he also has to command a lot of things.
Along the way, people kept running over and asking Zhu Neng how to do this thing and how to do that thing, in short, many people came to ask.
"Two in charge. It's hard work. You're the best man and the babysitter. The fish-man handed him a lit cigar, "Smoke a cigarette, leave the rest of the matter at that." Leave it to someone else to deal with, and they are also very capable. One person can't be busy. β
"Thank you! Top dog. Zhu Neng took the cigarette and took a puff, "Boss! It's rare for you to fall in love with a woman, I don't worry about it, I'm sorry for your care for me over the years. β
The fishman bent down, leaned down~ his body, and said into Zhu Neng's ear: "You injected the flying man, the shadow and the little girl with the function of losing limb movement, which I don't approve of." β
Hearing this, Zhu Neng's body trembled, thinking that he was going to be rectified by the boss.
"I like it, though. That's a credit to you. β
Zhu Neng instantly regained his self-confidence. He was right, and although the boss didn't approve of it, he agreed.
Huhuhu......
A gust of wind blew, blowing out the cigar in the fishman and Zhu Neng's hand.
"Where did this bad wind come from?"
Zhu Neng scolded and looked around. I found that the wind was a bit violent, blowing the sand, blowing the long hair of the women, and blowing the colorful flags along the road......
"What about the kitten?" "I didn't see any of it this morning. β
"I don't know. I sent someone to look for it, but I didn't see it, maybe it slipped away. β
WhewW......
The wind, which had just stopped, blew again.
"A typhoon is coming."
"A typhoon is coming."
The crowd shouted.
"Protect the auditorium."
"Protect the Boss."
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A typhoon is coming. A gust of wind blew, and then, the wind swept into the sky with the seawater. Blown down the erected flag, streamers......
Bang! Knock knock! Bang bang bang! Cracking sound!
The sky was clear, and in an instant, it turned into dark clouds, raging winds, flying sand and rocks.
"Boss! You can't go to the auditorium, it's going to be blown down. β
"You go first. I'm going to save people. The three of them were still in there. β
As he spoke, the fish-man had already arrived at the door of the auditorium, turned around, turned into a fish-man, entered the auditorium, and found the trapeze and the three of them.
He grabbed three of them and sped away from the auditorium.
Touch! The auditorium collapsed behind them.
The fish-man traps the three and enters the basement.
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"Go ahead with the wedding." Zhu Neng stood on a stage in the basement, "The boss is married!" Typhoons are all coming to celebrate, this is an earth-shattering thing. So we move on to the eldest wedding. β
"That's right! The boss touched heaven and earth. β
"The boss is mighty. The Boss is our god of the sea. β
"Let's do it quickly."
Under Zhu Neng's command, on the square in the basement, a simple auditorium was built in half an hour.
Bai Lian thinks that the typhoon will disturb the situation, and this ridiculous wedding must not be held. Including Shadow and Tang Ying, they also think so, this farce must end.
However, this is a group of pirates, not a group of normal people, who do not play their cards according to common sense and come directly to this scene again.
The three of them sat together, and Bai Lian only remembered Xiaobai at this time.
"Tang Ying! What about your master? Bai Lian glanced around and saw the fishman and Zhu Neng in the simple auditorium, "Didn't he follow you last night?" β
"I don't know. I'm very unreliable as a host. I'm his slave, and he can't protect me. He claimed to have lived for a thousand years. β
The two men were complaining when the crowd suddenly shouted.
"There's a fire over there."
"It's the same here."
"And over here."
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There was a sound of fire burning everywhere in the crowd. The fishman and Zhu Neng stood in the simple auditorium and heard the words of fire shouted from the crowd, and they were all stunned for a moment.
"Boss! There is also a fire behind you. β
"It's really on fire."
"Let's put out the fire!"
"Hurry up."
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The cries of the crowd were getting louder and louder, and the fishman and Zhu Neng had already joined the team to extinguish the fire.
Bai Lian, the three of them, I look at you, you look at me, everyone guesses in their hearts whether this arsonist was done by Xiaobai. He hasn't shown up just to disrupt the wedding?
Kindness! It's not a thousand-year-old cat.
The entire basement was immediately filled with fire smoke, and everyone coughed.
"Who did this bad thing?"
"Boss! Was it a good thing that the cat did? β
"Dick! Did you find the cat? β
"Boss! I have sent for him, but I have not found him. β
"I feel like the cat did it."
"Don't let me catch him, or you'll skin it."
"You're going to see if the boss's wife is there?"
"Yes!"
More than a dozen people rushed towards the direction of the White Lotus, and when they saw that the people were still there, they replied loudly: "Boss! Second, the master. Madame, they are still there, and they have not fled. β
"Watch closely."
"Roger."
Ten people didn't dare to leave half a step, guarding the three of them in Bailian.