"...... Yizhi? ”

At the end of the three words, the emperor laughed, Li Gang also laughed, and the literati present also laughed!

The emperor and Li Gang are laughing, and these three words on the Tang River ended well!

The front attacked a large area, which can be said to have killed a boatload of people with one shot, but in the back, he said, I wrote "Shi Shuo" and gave it to them!

Doesn't that mean that I'm not targeting you, this is for students, don't you bring it in yourself?

And the laughter of the literati is an angry laugh!

God TM to Yi Zhi!

You criticized everyone in front of everyone, thinking that if you say that this is what I gave to my students, you can finish the job?

This Nima!

Should I be angry or not?

Get angry, you say I'll bring it myself!

I'm not angry, but I'm unwilling!

Can you not be angry?

On the Tang River, do you know that your approach can no longer be described as an improper son of man?

This is obviously very inappropriate for the Son of Man!

Also, that Li Yan who was dumbfounded on the side and didn't move like a piece of wood! This GR is also not a son of man, if this guy didn't have to compete with Tang Heshang, how could Tang Heshang have the opportunity to stand at this New Year's Day banquet and say in an article: I am not targeting anyone, everyone here is ...... Scum!

Also, if anyone wants to fight with Tang River in the future, it's not impossible, please go straight in the direction of the door, then turn right, and finally find a secluded corner to go solo by yourself!

Someone should not be this witness, so as not to be injured by a group attack by lying on the gun!

Yes, it has to be!

Otherwise, if anyone wants to find Tang Heshang Biwen in front of everyone, hehe, the old man and others will break his mouth!

"Ahem!"

The Emperor coughed dryly, and without a trace, folded a few pieces of paper and put them in his pocket. Although Tang Laosi's "Shi Shuo" taunt skill points have reached the full level, I have to say that this is an excellent article. Such articles are naturally collected and put in the study.

Ahem, don't ask me why I don't collect that "Ah Fang", I won't be unhappy!

When the emperor got up, Tang Heshang smiled and said to Li Yan: "The junior brother has finished throwing bricks and attracting jade, and I still ask the senior brother to give advice!" ”

Looking in the direction of the outstretched hand on the Tang River, it was the position where the emperor had just sit. This junior brother is going to let himself sit down and write articles!

And say it so lightly, throwing bricks and stones? What kind of jade do you want to draw if you throw bricks made of masonry?

Brother also ask for advice? I'll teach you a face!

Doesn't this mean that you have to force your senior brother to make a fool of yourself?

Li Yan wants to cry without tears, he doesn't need others to say, he has self-knowledge, and his talent probably can't write a better article than "Shi Shuo...... Let's do it!

Well, you can remove the word "bar", people should have self-confidence!

Taking a deep breath, Li Yan had a bitter face, and he regretted it extremely at this moment, but he could only stubbornly say: "Tang Shaojiang Zhuyu is in front, where does Li dare to be ugly!" ”

Even the word "junior brother" was deliberately not called, Li Yan turned to Li Gang and bowed deeply: "Master Li, Yan is a shallow learner, and he is really shameless to be a student of Master Li anymore, and I also ask Master Li to agree to Yan to chase himself!" ”

In fact, Li Yan didn't want to lose the title of a registered disciple at all, you must know that Li Gang was the number one Confucian in the world in the Tang Dynasty at this time.

Even if it is just the name of a famous disciple of Li Gang, the road in this officialdom and the status of the literati......

Therefore, although Li Yan said the words of self-expulsion in his mouth, he was extremely worried in his heart, and he silently recited: Teacher, can you agree! Please!

This is in response to the sentence that I knew it was so!

"You're just a little bit of a student there?"

Li Gang's faint voice came, and the first half of the sentence made Li Yan happy in his heart, as long as the master recognized his knowledge, then he properly refused to expel himself!

However, the second half of Li Gang's sentence directly made Li Yan's heart snap and shatter into eight petals!

Li Gang continued: "You are only eight buckets! Whether it is in terms of knowledge or from preaching and receiving karma to solve doubts, the old man really can't teach you. It's the old man who is incompetent as a master, and the old man won't claim to be your master in the future, so you don't have to be embarrassed to say that he is the old man's apprentice. ”

For a long time, Li Yan was speechless, and he didn't understand what Li Gang meant. This is Li Gang who feels that he is proud of his talents! What is incompetent, what is not claimed to the public, in the final analysis, it is to tell the world in disguise that Li Yan is no longer worthy of being Li Gang's apprentice, and he is not worthy of being named!

lost his soul and saluted Li Gang, and at this moment, Li Yan finally realized what he was wrong......

The expressions of the officials present were very exciting, and they were obviously embarrassed to laugh out with a smile.

You can't live if you're really self-inflicted!

The emperor on the side was stunned, how could he have thought that the emperor, who had always been gentle and elegant, also had a weird side of yin and yang?

Could it be that some named disciple has influenced the style of the emperor?

Fortunately, Tang Heshang didn't know what the future father-in-law would think at this time, otherwise he would definitely say: "Taishan, this pot, the son-in-law doesn't carry it!" Didn't you notice that Master Li's yin and yang weirdness is very perfect? ”

Ahem, don't say it, His Majesty Li Er really has this kind of delusion!

Of course, for His Majesty Li Er, this doesn't matter, as long as his future half of the future doesn't say some weird words to himself!

Taking two steps, the emperor said to the banquet crowd: "Today, the competition at this banquet is really exciting!" We have evaluated the wonderful verses of 'always replacing new peaches with old ones', and we have also witnessed such a unique article as "Shi Shuo", which should be revealed! ”

The emperor's words fell, and naturally someone sent the emperor a wine bottle.

Picking up the wine bottle, His Majesty Li Er said: "Everyone, Aiqing, win the drink!" ”

All the officials in the banquet hall stood up with wine bottles in return.

Tang Heshang and Li Yan also drank the wine bottle.

Tang River is naturally smoked by the wine and his cheeks are red, there is no way, the amount of alcohol is probably not practiced, just to see if one day the garbage system in the brain will be like an encyclopedia to infuse itself...... Ahem, increase the amount of alcohol.

And Li Yan, who boasts of having a good amount of wine and talent, only feels that the things in the cup are bitter!

And it's a bitter sake brewed by yourself!

Wen Dou's affair finally ended when Tang Heshang and Li Yan returned to their seats.

The civil officials around the Tang River raised their glasses to congratulate the Tang River, and the Tang River with a bad amount of alcohol stopped after tasting it.

After Li Yan sat down, he glanced around, and it was obvious that the colleagues around him who were not far away had opened up the distance from him at some point.

Now, my reputation is going to stink!

All of a sudden, Li Yan was even more depressed.

The bitterness in the mouth, the bitterness in the chest, and the bitterness in the stomach finally merged together after the banquet and burst out from the mouth!