31. Action code: Birthday to Tuli!
Take this map, take a trip to the north, and then pick up the missing pieces?
Tang Shilang felt that His Majesty Li Er and Qin Qiong were simply not doing their jobs!
Right now, isn't it a doll who proves his innocence, just after the picture is drawn, you have forgotten about the business!
No, we must not get used to the emperor's way of doing things, and we must cultivate the spirit of hard work on the facts! Otherwise, if you let people come back from a trip to the north, it will take at least a year or two, and you will be waiting in prison?
Tang Shilang dipped the brush in ink and drew it on the map he had just made.
Qin Qiong said with a distressed face: "Tang Shilang, what are you doing, don't ruin it!" ”
Tang Heshang didn't pay attention to it, but added a few more strokes, and then threw away the brush and asked lightly: "Your Majesty, elders, this is the basis for me to speculate that Jieli is in Yinshan!" ”
Looking at the map with arrows drawn everywhere, His Majesty Li Er's first reaction was doubt. Did you do this on purpose, deliberately destroying the map to make me feel distressed?
After a serious look, the emperor's face immediately changed!
The last few strokes on the Tang River that seem to destroy the map, if you look at it carefully, it seems to be the marching route of the Tang Dynasty in this Turkic war!
Obviously, the emperor was still a little unconvinced, "Shubao, Zhijie, you take a serious look at what Tang Laosi painted at the end!" ”
"No!"
Qin Qiong immediately agreed, but Cheng Biting Jin said with a big grin: "Some ghosts just draw lines, what's so beautiful?" ”
Of course, having said that, things have to be done. Cheng Yanjin and Qin Qiong took a horn and looked at it carefully.
Soon, the faces of the two became exactly the same as those of the previous emperor.
That kind of face can't be described as eating a lot, obviously eating a lot of ......!
"Tang family doll! How did you find out about the route of this march? ”
Cheng Biting Jin Zhengse asked.
It was the first time in sixteen years that Tang had seen the uncle next door so formal.
The question raised by Cheng Yanjin was not only his doubts, but the doubts of all the elders in front of him.
Tang Heshang tilted his head slightly and looked at Li Er, and said, "Others told me!" Otherwise, how could the little nephew know about such a confidential military affair? ”
Qin Qiong frowned slightly and asked, "Who told you?" ”
That's what I'm waiting for!
The evil smile in the corner of Tang Heshang's eyes flashed, and then he changed to a frank expression and said: "There are many people, there are Li Zhen, Winner, Chu Bi, Fang Jun, as well as Du He, Shuyu, Huaidao, eh, I'm sorry, I remember wrong, Huaidao can't speak!" ”
Qin Qiong, Cheng Yanjin and other important ministers of the court almost burst out laughing when they heard the last name. LI Zhen, LI Dexian, CHENG Chubi. , Fang Jun, Du Erlang, Wei Shuyu, who didn't go to Saibei, and Qin Huaidao, who just turned five. To put it bluntly, it is to confess the parties involved in the entire Saibei incident and the dolls of the officials who are now present.
This is obviously a joke, or purely revenge for Li Er's suspicions!
This kind of joke, Fang Er can hear it, let alone Li Er?
"Bastard! Let me stay in prison! ”
I saw that His Majesty Li Er's face was as black as a potsticker, and after scolding, he turned around and left. It's been four years, who dares to scare themselves like this? Wei Zheng is just one person!
Wei Zheng, Du Ruhui and Fang Xuanling followed quickly. Qin Qiong pointed at Tang Laosi and shook his head slightly.
Cheng Yanjin turned around with Qin Qiong, rolled up his sleeve with his left hand, and then put it on his back. The left ring finger to the little finger together, the thumb standing upright to the sky, is obviously a powerful gesture of yours!
Tang Heshang shrugged, feeling that the emperor's uncle's cultivation was a little low, a little joke so angry? But why is my heart so happy?
I don't understand!
Turning around, Tang Laosi found that his partners were already stunned one by one. Rolling his eyes, Tang He said: "The emperor is gone, and he has come back to his senses!" ”
The faces of the friends who came back from their stunned eyes were quickly filled with resentment. Obviously, the emperor already believes in you, and you may be able to go out immediately, what are you going to tease the emperor for?
Now it's okay, the emperor brushed his sleeves and left, leaving behind a cruel word......
Donald Si didn't bother to pay attention to the thoughts of his partners, lay down, and didn't forget to pull out a piece of grass and bite it into his mouth, very leisurely!
......
The words were divided into two ends, and His Majesty the Second Emperor Li Er, the future Tiankhan II who threw off his sleeves and walked out of the prison, did not say a word, and boarded the frame and left directly.
The two prime ministers, two generals and a historian who were left behind finally couldn't help but laugh out loud. It's the first time I've seen the emperor eat deflated on a little doll, and there's no room for refuge. This kind of fun can be laughed at for years!
His Majesty Li Er, who returned to the palace, was still a little depressed, sitting in the study without saying a word, feeling that everything was a little unpleasant to see.
Suddenly, a sharp voice came from outside the door: "Your Majesty, the Saibei Flying Tiger Army is playing for three hundred miles!" ”
Saibei? What's going on?
The emperor's brows furrowed slightly: "Pass in!" ”
The words fell for a moment, and Li Er saw a familiar old eunuch in a purple robe enter the room with a scroll in both hands.
Taking the scroll, Li Er opened it and took a look.
The secret report wrote: Li Jing, the general manager of the Dingxiang Road March, suddenly received a report from Zhang Baoxiang, deputy of the Shanxi Road March, saying that Yi Nan sent 50,000 troops to attack and harass, and he led the army to eliminate more than 10,000 people in the front.
Li Jing immediately outflanked Yi Nan with the troops who were originally going to return to Chang'an. After taking it and discovering that Yi Nan actually only came with 5,000 people, Li Jing couldn't bear to punish his subordinates and decided to hide the truth.
"Huh! Ha ha! Hahahaha! ”
After Li Shimin read the report, he laughed angrily, and immediately threw the secret report on the ground.
I just managed to calm down the anger that was angered by Tang Heshang, but I immediately received this secret report from the Flying Tiger Army, and I can still control it?
Li Jing is really true! You cherish your subordinates, have you ever thought that this is a bully?
There is also Zhang Baoxiang, TMD is the boss's remnant, and it is good to be enabled by me! Now you dare to lie about the military situation, and the army runs dozens of miles in vain?
Seeing the emperor's unprovoked anger, the regimental eunuch immediately picked up the secret guard and said with relief: "Your Majesty is angry, this matter is just a unilateral secret report of the Flying Tiger Army, what if there is a deviation?" ”
Actually, whether there is a deviation or not, the regimental eunuch himself knows best. Because, he is not only the great eunuch in the palace, but also the actual controller of the Hundred Cavalry Division and the Flying Tiger Army.
After listening to the words of the regimental eunuch, Li Er took two deep breaths and forcibly suppressed his anger, but his tone was still a little cold: "You don't have to comfort me, if the Flying Tiger Army dared to lie about the secret report, your head would have moved long ago!" Go, please come to the Duke of Qi and the King of Shu! ”
The old eunuch was ordered to leave, and when he came to the door, he did not forget to turn his head to remind the emperor to calm his anger, but the emperor waved his hand and sent away.
Yes, Zhenguan four years, at the end of February 25, the uncle of the Tang Dynasty and the king of Shu of the Tang Dynasty went out of Beijing together.
The former, in a down-to-earth manner, received orders to set up the labor army.
The latter, as the sixth teenager to go out of Beijing within a month, reluctantly embarked on the trip, and the action code: Birthday to Tuli!